Med. school
Anders Gulden Olstad
class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the Surgery
table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor began the lecture by telling them: "In medicine, it is
necessary to possess two important qualities as a doctor: The first is
that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."
To illustrate, he pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the anus
of the corpse, withdrew it, and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do
the same thing," he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually
took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on
it.
When everyone finished, the professor looked at them and said, "The
second most important quality is observation."
"I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn
to pay attention."
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Luke Th. Bullock
the Guru "Anders Gulden Olstad" <anders...@alge.anart.no> writes:
>
> "I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn
> to pay attention."
>
URK! Gross!! :P
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Dag Nygaard
$fbi$1...@troll.powertech.no:
> First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy
> class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the Surgery
> table with the body covered with a white sheet.
>
Minner meg om læreren min i 8. klasse på amerikansk ungdomskole. Han
fortalte at da han gikk på universitetet og hadde om anatomi, dro
foreleseren lunsjposen sin (type brown bag) utfra mage-hulrommet på kroppen
de skulle se på etter lunsj. Tror ikke alle tilhørerene hadde det like
greit under sine lunsjer...
Dag
