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Apr 12, 2009, 8:57:18 AM4/12/09
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A university lecturer reminds her students of tomorrow's final exam.

"Now, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I
might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness,
or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses
whatsoever!"

A smart-arsebloke in the back of the room raised his hand and asks,
"What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and
utter sexual exhaustion?"

The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter. When silence is
restored, the lecturer smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes
her head, and sweetly says,
"Well, I suppose you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

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