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Jan M Berg

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May 31, 2000, 3:00:00 AM5/31/00
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> Letter From the Editor:
>
> I'm scum. I'm anal lint. I am a disgrace. Yesterday, I had to take a final
> exam in one of my classes. Since I was in Hawaii the week before, I missed the
> review session that the teacher gave. So there I am, sitting in front of my
> final exam, and all the questions look like gibberish.
>
> "Did we even cover this stuff?" I wonder.
>
> So I did the only noble thing that I knew how to do. I cheated. The week
> before, I had a friend of mine write down all the answers from the review
> session. I then copied those answers onto the black cover of my binder. That
> way, when you turn it towards the light at the right angle, you could see all
> the precious answers.
>
> Needless to say, I think I will be getting an "A" on this exam! Not bad for
> someone who didn't study, eh?

Well, the REAL fun comes when you one day actually need the knowledge...
Admittedly, this must sound far out, but it maight just happen!

I like to believe that irony is a kind of metallurgy...


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jmb

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