Vær vennlig å endre din kurs
HumorShack.com
Gratis vitser til din email hver dag hos http://www.HumorShack.com/no
En radiosamtale offentliggjort av den amerikanske marine lød som følger:
Vær vennlig å endre din kurs 15 grader nord for å unngå kollisjon.
Jeg vil foreslå at du legger om kursen din 15 grader sør.
Dette er kapteinen på et amerikansk skip. Jeg gjentar, legg om kursen
din!
Nei, du legger om din kurs!
Dette er hangarskipet Enterprise, et stort krigsskip i den amerikanske
marinen.
Legg om kursen din!!!
Dette er et fyrtårn………Din tur ...
Gratis vitser til din email hver dag hos http://www.HumorShack.com/no
--
Bjørn-Ivar Sigbjørnsen
HumorShack.com/no ---------------------------
Myreneveien 26 - 4847 Arendal - Norway
Phone +47 370 54 100 - Fax +47 370 54 101
A Joke a Day keeps the Sulk Away!
------------------------------------------------
Ammar Siddiqi
> Vær vennlig å endre din kurs
> En radiosamtale offentliggjort av den amerikanske marine lød som følger:
> Vær vennlig å endre din kurs 15 grader nord for å unngå kollisjon.
> Jeg vil foreslå at du legger om kursen din 15 grader sør.
> Dette er kapteinen på et amerikansk skip. Jeg gjentar, legg om kursen
> din!
> Nei, du legger om din kurs!
> Dette er hangarskipet Enterprise, et stort krigsskip i den amerikanske
> marinen.
> Legg om kursen din!!!
> Dette er et fyrtårn………Din tur ...
Spar oss for den tragiske oversettelsen.. her er orginalen:
------------------------<klipp>
This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship
with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995
Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations
******************
Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a
collision
Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid
a collision
Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR
course
Canadians: No I say again, you divert YOUR course
Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP
IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE
DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU
CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR
COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE
SAFETY OF THIS SHIP
Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
------------------------<klipp>
-Ammar Siddiqi
André Larsen Risnes
Ammar Siddiqi wrote in message <36EE5256...@nextel.no>...
>Spar oss for den tragiske oversettelsen.. her er orginalen:
>
Neineinei... _Dette_ er originalen:
Actual radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations,
10-10-95:
#1: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.
#2: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to South to avoid a
collision.
#1: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
#2: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
#1. THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER ENTERPRISE, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE
US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!
#2. This is a lighthouse. Your call.
5 høns osv...
Hilsen
André Larsen Risnes
Kjell Arne Steinsvik
André Larsen Risnes skrev i meldingen
>
>Neineinei... _Dette_ er originalen:
Hvordan vet du at akkurat _den_ var originalen?! Er det du som har funnet
opp vitsen?
André Larsen Risnes
Kjell Arne Steinsvik wrote in message
<8uaJ2.272$8K1....@news1.online.no>...
Nei, jeg var kapteinen på Nimitz.
OBVits:
But those who want to perfect their driving technique should go to
India. A friend of mine went to a linguistics conference
in New Delhi and took a taxi from the airport. As in New York City,
Indian taxi drivers are normally Sikhs, who wear a large turban.
As they were driving from the airport, the taxi driver kept his
head turned to the back seat while carrying on a running conversation
with his passenger. Meanwhile, Frank's knuckles were turning white
from gripping the seat and the door handle, as they careened around
winding mountain roads and stormed through villages with cows,
chickens, and people scattering in all directions.
At one point, the driver said "We Sikhs are the best drivers
in the world.
"Do you know why," he asked, "we Sikhs are the best drivers
in the world?"
"N-n-no," Frank stammered, "Why are Sikhs the best drivers
in the world."
"Because," the driver answered, "we Sikhs are not afraid to die!"
Hilsen
André Larsen Risnes
Ueland
Dette var en av de bedre....
B. Ueland
htpp://home.sol.no/~buela
Ueland
Dette var en av de bedre..
B. Ueland
http://home.sol.no/~buela