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Two priests an a rabbi
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John Hilt
Dec 20, 2010, 10:41:18 AM12/20/10
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When you are dead in your casket, and friends and family are mourning
over you, what would you like to hear them say? Three clerics were asked
what words they would choose.
Episcopal Priest: "I would like to hear them say that I was a wonderful
husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man."
Catholic Priest: "I would like to hear them say that I was an excellent
teacher and a servant of God who made a huge difference in peoples'
lives."
Rabbi: "I would like to hear them say; look, he's moving!"
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