A poem for sad and frozen Norway
bubbles
Dritsekk downpour
One scans the border
In vain looking for his wife
Who has crossed over
To Sweden
Another sits on a frozen shore
Casting his hopeful gaze at a minke pod
That will never come
And the lone woman
Who chose to stay
And not run away
With that crazy Italian
Her looks went south
But her regret remains
She chose Tromsoe
Over Bergamo
She smears ambergris in her hair
Hoping to snag a Nordemann
But ignores that tiny frozen pearl of snot
On the tip of her nose
Nothing a paper bag can't fix
And her children
Playing with a dead reindeer
Shuffling in the shattered reality of that gray landscape
Scraping the hoarfrost from their whalebone skis
They burn churches while listening to Fra Lippo Lippi
On their headphones
Shattered dreams
Of Sweden being better
Of Mom serving lutefisk yet again
On a Tuesday night.
Bummer!
This is the end of the world
This is the end of the world
This is the end of the world
Oh well. At least it's not Finland.
***
Gill Smith
news:71b27f14-a885-4465...@v13g2000pro.googlegroups.com...
Hey, that's very funny.
And sad.
And good.
Hope it's not your second language......
>>>>>>>>>>>----------------------<<<<<<<<<<<
http://www.gillsmith999.plus.com/Military_Suite/
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Dart Vidar
That's not funny. Now we have just choosen to buy american jet
fighters instead of swedish ones and you choose to spite.
How ungrateful. Will you not come and save our asses when
the world turns dangerous? Will you become soft and let the big
nations of the world (without your incredible debts) have theire
fun with you.?
--
Dart Vidar
metro-golden-meower
wrote:
if volvo made jet fighters, i'd bet they'd be as indestructable as
thier cars.
>How ungrateful. Will you not come and save our asses when
so you slag off whoever for buying jank jets, then use the american
'asses' instead of the english 'arses'. you seem to be a tad confuzed.
are you one of those norwjenjies i keep hearing about?
>the world turns dangerous? Will you become soft and let the big
turns? it has always been dangerous. where you been hiding, njorwjay?
>nations of the world (without your incredible debts) have theire
>fun with you.?
at least the world seems to have found a use for you.
Gill Smith
news:5tkoi4th6flr4k1kk...@4ax.com...
Hey, easy there.
It's a compliment.
"If he can write that well in a SECOND language....."
Geddit?
--
http://www.gillsmith999.plus.com/Military_Suite/
http://www.gillsmith999.plus.com/Into_The_Blue/
gron...@powertech.no
meo...@meowdot.org> wrote:
> On Tue, 25 Nov 2008 20:44:25 +0100, Dart Vidar <gronv...@powertech.no>
> wrote:
>
>
>
> >On Thu, 6 Nov 2008 12:19:02 -0000, "Gill Smith"
>
> >>"bubbles" <bubbles3...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
Of course I say asses. I´m not the english queen or something. I`m a
quite famous
norvegian, as Thor Heyerdahl and Fritjof Nansen.
> >the world turns dangerous? Will you become soft and let the big
>
> turns? it has always been dangerous. where you been hiding, njorwjay?
Well, we are a calm people. Not mad with nerves like you. Bring down a
couple of
skyscrapers and you believe the world is coming to get you and you
have to bring
down whole nations in response.
> >nations of the world (without your incredible debts) have theire
> >fun with you.?
>
> at least the world seems to have found a use for you.
--
Dart Vidar
gron...@powertech.no
wrote:
> "Dart Vidar" <gronv...@powertech.no> wrote in message
>
> news:5tkoi4th6flr4k1kk...@4ax.com...
>
>
>
> > On Thu, 6 Nov 2008 12:19:02 -0000, "Gill Smith"
>
> >>"bubbles" <bubbles3...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
Sure Bubbles is an american. So I don´t think I geddit...
--
bubbles
> Now we have just choosen to buy american jet
> fighters instead of swedish ones and you choose to spite.
Why on earth would you scandos need jet fighters? Shooting minke from
the air is cruel.
--bubbles
Dart Vidar
We need them to shoot banditos in third world countries, I guess. So
called "international operations". F-35 is great for that. But we
should have bought swedish planes. The sweeds are our real brothers
and they need our oil money.
--
Dart Vidar
The Last Viking
:> On Thu, 6 Nov 2008 12:19:02 -0000, "Gill Smith"
:> <gill.sm...@googlemail.com> wrote:
:> the world turns dangerous? Will you become soft and let the big
:> nations of the world (without your incredible debts) have theire
:> fun with you.?
With a president elect whose middle name is Hussain, surely you must see
where this is headed?
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bubbles
> On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 11:24:45 -0800 (PST), bubbles
>
> > On Nov 25, 2:44 pm, Dart Vidar <gronv...@powertech.no> wrote:
>
> > > Now we have just choosen to buy american jet
> > > fighters instead of swedish ones and you choose to spite.
>
> > Why on earth would you scandos need jet fighters? Shooting minke from
> > the air is cruel.
>
> We need them to shoot banditos in third world countries, I guess.
But how many Third World countries are even near Norvay? (excluding
Iceland, of course)
--bubbles
bubbles
wrote:
> A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... Dart Vidar wrote:
> :> On Thu, 6 Nov 2008 12:19:02 -0000, "Gill Smith"
>
>
> :> the world turns dangerous? Will you become soft and let the big
> :> nations of the world (without your incredible debts) have theire
> :> fun with you.?
>
> With a president elect whose middle name is Hussain, surely you must see
> where this is headed?
A lot of cabinet meetings with people throwing shoes at each other?
--bubbles
The Last Viking
Well, you also have Russia and Finland and Sweden.
Dart Vidar
(The Last Viking) wrote:
> A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... Dart Vidar wrote:
> :> On Thu, 6 Nov 2008 12:19:02 -0000, "Gill Smith"
> :> <gill.sm...@googlemail.com> wrote:
>
> :> the world turns dangerous? Will you become soft and let the big
> :> nations of the world (without your incredible debts) have theire
> :> fun with you.?
>
> With a president elect whose middle name is Hussain, surely you must see
> where this is headed?
Yeah, Osama Hussein wasn't dead. This is headed for a beheading.
It's hard to be a nissemann in the middle of it.
--
Dart Vidar
Dart Vidar
Those planes are for FN International Operations, I said, so Norway
can gain credits. That will be in the middle of nowhere.
--
Dart Vidar
Avoid normal situations.
[..]
*plonk*
--
alt.flame Special Forces
"The day of the battleship has not passed, and it is highly unlikely that an
airplane, or fleet of them, could ever successfully sink a fleet of navy
vessels under battle conditions."
-- U.S. Assistant Secretary of the Navy Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1922
SHOE THROWER
situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>In alt.flame The Last Viking <i_dont_r...@ekran.no> wrote:
>
> [..]
>
> *plonk*
What took y... oh never mind.
--
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
meow a brimful of asha on a 45 meow
meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow
"As private parts to the gods are we! They play with us for their sport!"
- Melchett, in _Blackadder_
bubbles
What kind of credits? A discount on ambergris?
--bubbles
bubbles
wrote:
> A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... bubbles wrote:
> :> On Dec 12, 3:25 pm, Dart Vidar <gronv...@powertech.no> wrote:
> :>> On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 11:24:45 -0800 (PST), bubbles:>> <bubbles3...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> :>> > On Nov 25, 2:44 pm, Dart Vidar <gronv...@powertech.no> wrote:
>
> :>> > > Now we have just choosen to buy american jet
> :>> > > fighters instead of swedish ones and you choose to spite.
> :>> > Why on earth would you scandos need jet fighters? Shooting minke from
> :>> > the air is cruel.
> :>> We need them to shoot banditos in third world countries, I guess.
> :> But how many Third World countries are even near Norvay? (excluding
> :> Iceland, of course)
>
> Well, you also have Russia and Finland and Sweden.
The Finns can handle Russia. And the Swedes are just a bunch of
volleyball playing pussies. What are you so afraid of, Paaal? Air
strikes from Denmark?
--bubbles
Dart Vidar
What's arnbergris? Did you mean arbori rice? That doesn't make
sense. No, I meant political and miltitary street cred.
--
Dart Vidar
bubbles
A Norwegian hair product.
>That doesn't make sense.
Yes it does.
> No, I meant political and miltitary street cred.
Are you sure you're not a Swede? Even a stupid bagge like Paal knows
it's spelled "mjiltitary".
--bubbles
Dart Vidar
<bubbl...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>On Dec 17, 1:49 pm, Dart Vidar <gronv...@powertech.no> wrote:
>> On Wed, 17 Dec 2008 12:46:31 -0800 (PST), bubbles
>>
>>
>>
>> <bubbles3...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> >On Dec 16, 11:08 am, Dart Vidar <gronv...@powertech.no> wrote:
>> >> On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 09:46:23 -0800 (PST), bubbles
>>
>> >> <bubbles3...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> >> > On Dec 12, 3:25 pm, Dart Vidar <gronv...@powertech.no> wrote:
>> >> > > On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 11:24:45 -0800 (PST), bubbles
>>
>> >> > > <bubbles3...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> >> > > > On Nov 25, 2:44 pm, Dart Vidar <gronv...@powertech.no> wrote:
>>
>> >> > > > > Now we have just choosen to buy american jet
>> >> > > > > fighters instead of swedish ones and you choose to spite.
>>
>> >> > > > Why on earth would you scandos need jet fighters? Shooting minke from
>> >> > > > the air is cruel.
>>
>> >> > > We need them to shoot banditos in third world countries, I guess.
>>
>> >> > But how many Third World countries are even near Norvay? (excluding
>> >> > Iceland, of course)
>>
>> >> Those planes are for FN International Operations, I said, so Norway
>> >> can gain credits.
>>
>> >What kind of credits? A discount on ambergris?
>>
>> What's arnbergris?
>
>A Norwegian hair product.
Ambergris is from sperm whales, the wiki says, but paal is
pulling your leg. He's the sperm whale...
>>That doesn't make sense.
>
>Yes it does.
>> No, I meant political and miltitary street cred.
>
>Are you sure you're not a Swede? Even a stupid bagge like Paal knows
>it's spelled "mjiltitary".
Well, take a look at this BTW
http://alphaomegacomics.com/myPictures/BioValkyrie2.jpg
--
Dart Vidar
The Last Viking
:> wrote:
:>> A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... bubbles wrote:
:>> :> On Dec 12, 3:25 pm, Dart Vidar <gronv...@powertech.no> wrote:
:>> :>> > the air is cruel.
:>> :>> We need them to shoot banditos in third world countries, I guess.
:>> :> But how many Third World countries are even near Norvay? (excluding
:>> :> Iceland, of course)
:>> Well, you also have Russia and Finland and Sweden.
:> The Finns can handle Russia. And the Swedes are just a bunch of
:> volleyball playing pussies. What are you so afraid of, Paaal? Air
:> strikes from Denmark?
In the north we have a folk called the Sami. You really don't wanna mess
with them.
The Last Viking
:> On Wed, 17 Dec 2008 12:46:31 -0800 (PST), bubbles
:> <bubbl...@hotmail.com> wrote:
:>>On Dec 16, 11:08 am, Dart Vidar <gronv...@powertech.no> wrote:
:>>> On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 09:46:23 -0800 (PST), bubbles
:>>> > > We need them to shoot banditos in third world countries, I guess.
:>>> > But how many Third World countries are even near Norvay? (excluding
:>>> > Iceland, of course)
:>>> Those planes are for FN International Operations, I said, so Norway
:>>> can gain credits.
:>>What kind of credits? A discount on ambergris?
:> What's arnbergris? Did you mean arbori rice? That doesn't make
:> sense. No, I meant political and miltitary street cred.
Isn't amber the same as whale puke that has been floating around in the
sea for a couple of years? The perfume industry pays a lot of money even
for a few grams.
Mike Colburn
wrote:
> A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... Dart Vidar wrote:
> :> On Thu, 6 Nov 2008 12:19:02 -0000, "Gill Smith"
>
>
> :> the world turns dangerous? Will you become soft and let the big
> :> nations of the world (without your incredible debts) have theire
> :> fun with you.?
>
> With a president elect whose middle name is Hussain, surely you must see
> where this is headed?
Sort of like George "Walker, Texas Ranger" Bush, eh?
Mike Colburn
They need them to keep the evil Sapmi-Laplandic Cabal in check. With
all the recent reindeer suicide bombings, you can't be too
careful...especially on Christmas Eve. I understand there's a
10,000,000 NOK bounty for any pilot who can bring down Osanta Bin
Clausen.
Mike Colburn
> fighters instead of swedish ones and you choose to spite.
> nations of the world (without your incredible debts) have theire
> fun with you.?
Njorvay would have looked pretty silly choosing the Saaaaaaaaaab
Gripon after investing well over $130mil US toward the development of
the
F-35. Then again, silly would be Par for the course for you
'Weegians.
Hey, Paaaaaaaaaaaal, you quivering lump of minke aspic...speaking of
Par, how is your brother in ljutefisk husbandry doing these days?
Avoid normal situations.
[ a certain fuckhead's still totally not funny trolling of the Scandinavians
because no one else will pay attention to him, deleted ]
> They need them to deal with the evil Sapmi-Laplandic Cabal. With all
> the reindeer suicide bombings, you can't be too careful, especially on
> Christmas Eve. Word has it that there's a 10,000,000 NOK bounty for
> the pilot who can bring down Osanta Bin Clausen.
*thud*
--
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"Nobody now fears that a Japanese fleet could deal an unexpected blow on our
Pacific possessions... Radio makes surprise impossible."
-- Josephus Daniels, October 16, 1922
Avoid normal situations.
[..]
> Njorvay would have looked pretty silly choosing the Saaaaaaaaaab
[ etc., for the third time ]
Jesus. Fix your fucking newsreader.
--
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Santa left in your Xmas stocking?" Special Forces
Markku Grönroos
"Avoid normal situations." <byend.removethis...@eskimo.com>
kirjoitti viestissä:gj31l...@enews1.newsguy.com...
da...@clues.com
> *thud*
That's the most intelligent thing you've posted in 15 years.
(Fuckhead)
Dave
Avoid normal situations.
Fuckhead.
Free Radio Jackson
"Avoid normal situations." <byend.removethis...@eskimo.com>
wrote in message news:gj5p0...@enews2.newsguy.com...
> In alt.flame da...@clues.com wrote:
>> In alt.flame Avoid normal situations.
>> <byend.removethis...@eskimo.com> wrote:
>>> *thud*
>
>> That's the most intelligent thing you've posted in 15 years.
>> (Fuckhead)
>
> Fuckhead.
giveaway this week?)
--
Free Radio Jackson
www.live365.com/stations/freeradiojackson
www.myspace.com/freeradiojackson
Avoid normal situations.
> "Avoid normal situations." <byend.removethis...@eskimo.com>
> wrote in message news:gj5p0...@enews2.newsguy.com...
>> In alt.flame da...@clues.com wrote:
>>> In alt.flame Avoid normal situations.
>>> <byend.removethis...@eskimo.com> wrote:
>>>> *thud*
>>
>>> That's the most intelligent thing you've posted in 15 years.
>>> (Fuckhead)
>>
>> Fuckhead.
> *thud* Fuckhead. (can I plug my station in this at I'm doing a $100 contest
> giveaway this week?)
reading your posts.)
The 2-Belo
FIRED AT Markku Gr?nroos'S MOTORCADE TODAY IN DOWNTOWN alt.flame... JT 1234 PCS
>
>"Avoid normal situations." <byend.removethis...@eskimo.com>
>kirjoitti viestiss?:gj31l...@enews1.newsguy.com...
>> In alt.flame Mike Colburn <michael....@dartmouth.edu> wrote:
>>> On Nov 25, 2:44 pm, Dart Vidar <gronv...@powertech.no> wrote:
>>
>> [..]
>>
>>> Njorvay would have looked pretty silly choosing the Saaaaaaaaaab
>>
>> [ etc., for the third time ]
>>
>> Jesus. Fix your fucking newsreader.
>>
>> --
>> alt.flame "or is your state unusually altered, due to a certain something
>> Santa left in your Xmas stocking?" Special Forces
>> "Nobody now fears that a Japanese fleet could deal an unexpected blow on
>> our
>> Pacific possessions... Radio makes surprise impossible."
>> -- Josephus Daniels, October 16, 1922
Jesus. Fix your fucking newsreader.
--
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alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow
"I kept hearing this 'untz... untz... untz... untz...' sound in the
background of all the music. Fun time, though; lots of young kids with
dilated pupils." -- Bob Dylan, after a visit to a rave party
The 2-Belo
AT Avoid normal situations.'S MOTORCADE TODAY IN DOWNTOWN alt.flame... JT 1234
PCS
>In alt.flame Free Radio Jackson <freeradi...@nospamyahoo.com> wrote:
>> "Avoid normal situations." <byend.removethis...@eskimo.com>
>> wrote in message news:gj5p0...@enews2.newsguy.com...
>>> In alt.flame da...@clues.com wrote:
>>>> In alt.flame Avoid normal situations.
>>>> <byend.removethis...@eskimo.com> wrote:
>>>>> *thud*
>>>
>>>> That's the most intelligent thing you've posted in 15 years.
>>>> (Fuckhead)
>>>
>>> Fuckhead.
>> *thud* Fuckhead. (can I plug my station in this at I'm doing a $100 contest
>> giveaway this week?)
> Fuckhead. (It'll only do you good if someone, somewhere, is actually still
>reading your posts.)
Fuckhead. (You can *read*?)
Avoid normal situations.
> UPI A 7N DA alt.flame, 28 Dec 2008 21:55:18 GMT (UPI)... THREE SHOTS WERE FIRED
> AT Avoid normal situations.'S MOTORCADE TODAY IN DOWNTOWN alt.flame... JT 1234
> PCS
>>In alt.flame Free Radio Jackson <freeradi...@nospamyahoo.com> wrote:
>>> "Avoid normal situations." <byend.removethis...@eskimo.com>
>>> wrote in message news:gj5p0...@enews2.newsguy.com...
>>>> In alt.flame da...@clues.com wrote:
>>>>> In alt.flame Avoid normal situations.
>>>>> <byend.removethis...@eskimo.com> wrote:
>>>>>> *thud*
>>>>
>>>>> That's the most intelligent thing you've posted in 15 years.
>>>>> (Fuckhead)
>>>>
>>>> Fuckhead.
>>> *thud* Fuckhead. (can I plug my station in this at I'm doing a $100 contest
>>> giveaway this week?)
>> Fuckhead. (It'll only do you good if someone, somewhere, is actually still
>>reading your posts.)
> Fuckhead. (You can *read*?)
Fuckhead. (No. Then again, you can't write, so we're even.)
--
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The 2-Belo
AT Avoid normal situations.'S MOTORCADE TODAY IN DOWNTOWN alt.flame... JT 1234
PCS
>In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2...@msd.bigremovethislobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>> UPI A 7N DA alt.flame, 28 Dec 2008 21:55:18 GMT (UPI)... THREE SHOTS WERE FIRED
>> AT Avoid normal situations.'S MOTORCADE TODAY IN DOWNTOWN alt.flame... JT 1234
>> PCS
>
>>>In alt.flame Free Radio Jackson <freeradi...@nospamyahoo.com> wrote:
>>>> "Avoid normal situations." <byend.removethis...@eskimo.com>
>>>> wrote in message news:gj5p0...@enews2.newsguy.com...
>>>>> In alt.flame da...@clues.com wrote:
>>>>>> In alt.flame Avoid normal situations.
>>>>>> <byend.removethis...@eskimo.com> wrote:
>>>>>>> *thud*
>>>>>
>>>>>> That's the most intelligent thing you've posted in 15 years.
>>>>>> (Fuckhead)
>>>>>
>>>>> Fuckhead.
>>>> *thud* Fuckhead. (can I plug my station in this at I'm doing a $100 contest
>>>> giveaway this week?)
>>> Fuckhead. (It'll only do you good if someone, somewhere, is actually still
>>>reading your posts.)
>> Fuckhead. (You can *read*?)
>Fuckhead. (No. Then again, you can't write, so we're even.)
Fuckhead. (How would you be able to tell?)
metro-golden-meower
>On Nov 26, 12:10 am, metro-golden-meower <metro-golden-
>meo...@meowdot.org> wrote:
>> On Tue, 25 Nov 2008 20:44:25 +0100, Dart Vidar <gronv...@powertech.no>
>> if volvo made jet fighters, i'd bet they'd be as indestructable as
>> thier cars.
>>
>> >How ungrateful. Will you not come and save our asses when
>>
>> so you slag off whoever for buying jank jets, then use the american
>> 'asses' instead of the english 'arses'. you seem to be a tad confuzed.
>> are you one of those norwjenjies i keep hearing about?
>
>Of course I say asses. I´m not the english queen or something. I`m a
i'm guessing you are just a queen iykwim and i think you are to
fucking njorwjeenjie thick to get what i meant.
>quite famous
>norvegian, as Thor Heyerdahl and Fritjof Nansen.
of course you are and i live on the outskirts of valhalla, spend my
time drinking with tor, freja, loki and the rest of the gang, have a
valkyrie to do my laundry and i ride around on a horse with 8 legs.
>> >the world turns dangerous? Will you become soft and let the big
>>
>> turns? it has always been dangerous. where you been hiding, njorwjay?
>
>Well, we are a calm people. Not mad with nerves like you. Bring down a
coming to to a cinema soon 'once we where vikings, now we're civilized
and calm nerved pussys who'd not say boo to a goose'. a blockbuster in
the making. i bet the only fuckhead who'd go watch it is stain.
>couple of
>skyscrapers and you believe the world is coming to get you and you
>have to bring
>down whole nations in response.
dumn fucking weejan, i'm english ya thick fjuckwit. i grew up with
terrorism, that'll be the ira to you. what with them blowing up the
center of london and manchester and loads of platforms (that'll be
train stations to you) bombings. terrorism just doesn't scare me. i
grew up with more shite than america has had to deal with. two
buildings go down and they lock the whole fucking country down with
teh patriot act.
i take it you could point out england on a map without asking for
help and not accidently point at the good ol' us of a?
>> >nations of the world (without your incredible debts) have theire
>> >fun with you.?
>>
>> at least the world seems to have found a use for you.
Avoid normal situations.
Fuckhead. (That was the joke, fuckhead.)
Mike Colburn
<byend.removethisbityousillyper...@eskimo.com> wrote:
> In alt.flame Mike Colburn <michael.p.colb...@dartmouth.edu> wrote:
>
> > On Nov 25, 2:44 pm, Dart Vidar <gronv...@powertech.no> wrote:
>
> [..]
>
> > Njorvay would have looked pretty silly choosing the Saaaaaaaaaab
>
> [ etc., for the third time ]
>
> Jesus.
Whaaaaat eez it NOW, maaaan?
> Fix your fucking newsreader.
Hey, jor lucky it traaaaaaaaanslates from Aramaaaaaic to Anglish.
Sorta...
Avoid normal situations.
[..]
>> Fix your fucking newsreader.
Hmmmm.
This sort of bizarre-ass non sequitur is how you code-advertise for new
connections, isn't it? Robert Lee did the same thing with his blogs.
--
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traditional lowest ebb" Special Forces
Free Radio Jackson
"Avoid normal situations." <byend.removethis...@eskimo.com>
wrote in message news:gjbcc...@enews1.newsguy.com...
Avoid normal situations.
Free Radio Jackson
"Avoid normal situations." <byend.removethis...@eskimo.com>
wrote in message news:gjcod...@enews1.newsguy.com...
Avoid normal situations.
Fuckhead. (People are generally senseless...)
Free Radio Jackson
"Hatchetmama" <Hatch...@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote in
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> On 30 Dec 2008 18:30:39 GMT, "Avoid normal situations."
Fuckhead. (My goodness. Me thinks ANS needs to go send some of his Xmas
cheer over to those peppy vibrant people over in alt.life.sucks and
alt.kill.white. Oh and stop listening to all the The Cure and G.G. Allin
CD's, and start listening to something more upbeat and cheerfull.. like The
Smiths and Joy Division. ;-) Hey, Happy New Year!)
Free Radio Jackson
"Hatchetmama" <Hatch...@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote in
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> BTW, hate The Cure, I'm a Mike Patton gal. Stain knows I'm joshin. Ask
> him what he did with Ari. I miss Ari. Happy New Year!)
Fuckhead. (I'll make it an additional new year's resolution to learn about
the flonk. Not much of a Cure fan myself. But I do dig Joy Division. I
can stomach Mike Patton, but was never huge into Mr. Bungle or FNM.. other
that 'Small Victories')
Dart Vidar
and eat spam
>>> >the world turns dangerous? Will you become soft and let the big
>>>
>>> turns? it has always been dangerous. where you been hiding, njorwjay?
>>
>>Well, we are a calm people. Not mad with nerves like you. Bring down a
>
>coming to to a cinema soon 'once we where vikings, now we're civilized
>and calm nerved pussys who'd not say boo to a goose'. a blockbuster in
>the making. i bet the only fuckhead who'd go watch it is stain.
>
>>couple of
>>skyscrapers and you believe the world is coming to get you and you
>>have to bring
>>down whole nations in response.
>
>dumn fucking weejan, i'm english ya thick fjuckwit. i grew up with
>terrorism, that'll be the ira to you. what with them blowing up the
>center of london and manchester and loads of platforms (that'll be
>train stations to you) bombings. terrorism just doesn't scare me. i
>grew up with more shite than america has had to deal with. two
>buildings go down and they lock the whole fucking country down with
>teh patriot act.
>
>i take it you could point out england on a map without asking for
>help and not accidently point at the good ol' us of a?
How am I supposed to know to you are english?? Next thing you are
a girl too. I've been to england once. Strange thing, even though
I understand international english well I could not make out what
the locals was gibbering about in their local tongue.
>>> >nations of the world (without your incredible debts) have theire
>>> >fun with you.?
>>>
>>> at least the world seems to have found a use for you.
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Dart Vidar
The Last Viking
:> On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 20:04:01 -0500, "Free Radio Jackson"
:> <freeradi...@NOSPAMyahoo.com> wrote:
:>>
:>>"Hatchetmama" <Hatch...@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote in
:>>message news:ucgll41nrst29a2ne...@4ax.com...
:> Fuckhead. (Yes. I am a cascade dropper. haha.)
Dickhead. (Can't quite follow the current trend here.)
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metro-golden-meower
wrote:
what the fuck do you expect from the country that monty python comes
from?
>>>> >the world turns dangerous? Will you become soft and let the big
>>>>
>>>> turns? it has always been dangerous. where you been hiding, njorwjay?
>>>
>>>Well, we are a calm people. Not mad with nerves like you. Bring down a
>>
>>coming to to a cinema soon 'once we where vikings, now we're civilized
>>and calm nerved pussys who'd not say boo to a goose'. a blockbuster in
>>the making. i bet the only fuckhead who'd go watch it is stain.
>>
>>>couple of
>>>skyscrapers and you believe the world is coming to get you and you
>>>have to bring
>>>down whole nations in response.
>>
>>dumn fucking weejan, i'm english ya thick fjuckwit. i grew up with
>>terrorism, that'll be the ira to you. what with them blowing up the
>>center of london and manchester and loads of platforms (that'll be
>>train stations to you) bombings. terrorism just doesn't scare me. i
>>grew up with more shite than america has had to deal with. two
>>buildings go down and they lock the whole fucking country down with
>>teh patriot act.
>>
>>i take it you could point out england on a map without asking for
>>help and not accidently point at the good ol' us of a?
>
>How am I supposed to know to you are english?? Next thing you are
>a girl too.
well you are a dumb fuck weejan, so its to be expected that you aren't
bright enough to realize not everone posting is a jank. hell. maybe i
should think you are as you are posting in english?
>I've been to england once.
Well, I've been to Hastings and I've been to Brighton
I've been to Eastbourne too
So what, so what
And I've been here, I've been there
I've been every fucking where
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little cunt
Well, who cares, who cares what you do
Yeah, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you
Well, I've fucked the queen, I've fucked Bach
I've even sucked an old man's cock
So what, so what
And I've fucked a sheep, I've fucked a goat
I rammed my cock right down its throat
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little fuck
Well, who cares, who cares what you do
And, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you
And I've drunk that, I've drunk this
I've spewed up on a pint of piss
So what, so what
I've had skag, I've had speed
I've jacked up until I bleed
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little cunt
Well, who cares, who cares what you do
Yeah, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you, you
A-hahaha!
Yeah!
I've had crabs, I've had lice
I've had the clap and that ain't nice
So what, so what
I've fucked this, I've fucked that
I've even fucked a school girl's twat
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little fuck
Well, who cares, who cares what you do
And, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you, you
So fucking what!
Yeah
so what - anti nowhere league.
>Strange thing, even though
>I understand international english well I could not make out what
>the locals was gibbering about in their local tongue.
translation 'i watch way to many us tv programs and cannot understand
any english that isn't americanized 'cause it is a dumb fucking
weejan.'