Dear Farewell Committee
I have a suggestion that you must incorporate in this 'vidai' mahotsav you are organising for this batch of 'outgoing fifth- years'.
It must be an INVITE ONLY farewell, where certain people from the batch of 2026 must strictly NOT BE INVITED. Release a pdf of invitees which specifically excludes this DANGEROUSLY transmitted disease known as STD and their questionable friends throwing this highly exclusionary party which deliberately excludes people who are cooler and chiller than them.
The mustangs of the Mughal dynasty also must be reminded that they are not continuing the NLUJ tradition of not excluding people from invite lists. IT IS SO OBVIOUS LMAO at least keep it subtle and your intra batch beef is more palpable than the mould on my mess paneer.
So be the Gejendra to my tuck, and the suresh bhaiya to my darshan and be darlings and implement this suggestion.
"Warm regards"
Hamza Ali Manzari
Sober asf