[OL] An old farmer.....

[Mr. Mistery]

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An old farmer in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a
large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and
some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for
swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to
the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed
a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he
heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it
was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women
aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond. One of
the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old
man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make
you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he added, "I'm only
here to feed the alligator."

Mr. Mistery.

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