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funraiser

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Nov 8, 2009, 7:42:25 AM11/8/09
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One morning, before the farmer went out to the field, he said, "Honey, the
artificial insemination man is coming over this morning to impregnate one of
the cows. I put a nail in a two-by-four over the stall. Please show him
where it is."

When the man arrived, Nancy led him down the row of stalls until she saw the
nail. She pointed to the stall and the man remarked, "Are you sure?"

"Yep, it's the one with the nail," said Nancy.

"What's the nail for?" inquired the man.

"Well, I guess it's there to hang your pants on."


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Larie & Wiesje

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Nov 8, 2009, 8:21:33 AM11/8/09
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> One morning, before the farmer went out to the field, he said, "Honey, the
> artificial insemination man is coming over this morning to impregnate one
> of the cows. I put a nail in a two-by-four over the stall. Please show him
> where it is."
>
> When the man arrived, Nancy led him down the row of stalls until she saw
> the nail. She pointed to the stall and the man remarked, "Are you sure?"
>
> "Yep, it's the one with the nail," said Nancy.
>
> "What's the nail for?" inquired the man.
>
> "Well, I guess it's there to hang your pants on."


Is de echte grap niet, dat de spijker geslagen wordt in een (naar ik
aanneem) nieuw plankje, dat zelf ook vastgespijkerd heeft moeten worden?

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Larie

funraiser

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Nov 8, 2009, 10:44:00 AM11/8/09
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>Larie

???????????
Plankje of balk is verder onbelangrijk, maar het slaat op de plek waar de
betreffende koe haar stal is. De boer slaat een spijker in de 2x4 inch
balk. De clou leg ik echt niet uit!

funraiser

Larie & Wiesje

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>
> "Larie & Wiesje" <larie...@chello.nl> schreef in bericht
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>> "funraiser" <olds...@wanadoo.nl> schreef in bericht
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>>> One morning, before the farmer went out to the field, he said, "Honey,
>>> the
>>> artificial insemination man is coming over this morning to impregnate
>>> one
>>> of the cows. I put a nail in a two-by-four over the stall. Please show
>>> him
>>> where it is."
>>>
>>> When the man arrived, Nancy led him down the row of stalls until she saw
>>> the nail. She pointed to the stall and the man remarked, "Are you sure?"
>>>
>>> "Yep, it's the one with the nail," said Nancy.
>>>
>>> "What's the nail for?" inquired the man.
>>>
>>> "Well, I guess it's there to hang your pants on."

>> Is de echte grap niet, dat de spijker geslagen wordt in een (naar ik
>> aanneem) nieuw plankje, dat zelf ook vastgespijkerd heeft moeten worden?

> ???????????


> Plankje of balk is verder onbelangrijk, maar het slaat op de plek waar de
> betreffende koe haar stal is. De boer slaat een spijker in de 2x4 inch
> balk. De clou leg ik echt niet uit!

Ja, ik snap wat jij bedoelt. Nee, jij snapt niet wat ik bedoel.

Overigens vind ik de laatste zin uit jouw reactie de mooiste grap in deze
draad.
(Hint: pak een woordenboek Frans-Nederlands.)

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Larie

Rudolpo

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Nov 8, 2009, 2:32:39 PM11/8/09
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Larie & Wiesje schreef:

De clou is de hamer :-)
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funraiser

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hamer is le marteau

funraiser
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> Rudolpho
> Carpe diem

Rudolpo

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Nov 9, 2009, 4:20:04 PM11/9/09
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Ik heb de melk horen klotsen, maar wist niet waar de tepel hing :-)

clou = draadnagel, nagel, spijker
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Rudolpho
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Rudolpo

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Nov 9, 2009, 4:21:45 PM11/9/09
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Jos� schreef:
> On Sun, 8 Nov 2009 13:42:25 +0100, "funraiser" <olds...@wanadoo.nl>
> wrote in nl.humor:

>
>> One morning, before the farmer went out to the field, he said, "Honey, the
>> artificial insemination man is coming over this morning to impregnate one of
>> the cows. I put a nail in a two-by-four over the stall. Please show him
>> where it is."
>
> Een beetje boer maakt geen gebruik van KI.
>
> Juf: Waarom ben je te laat op school?
> Jantje: Ik moest van m'n vader de koe nog even naar de stier brengen.
> Juf: Kon je vader dat niet zelf doen?
> Jantje: Nee, dat kan alleen de stier.
>
>
> Volgens mij gaat het fatsoenspeil van nl.humor zienderogen achteruit.

Het peil daalt, maar de stemming stijgt.
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Rudolpho
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