Fwd: FW: jokes
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From: manish shirode <manish....@gmail.com>
Date: Sat, Jan 16, 2010 at 9:49 AM
Subject: Fwd: FW: jokes
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From: SHIRODE Manish <Manish_...@3dplmsoftware.com>
Date: Wed, Jan 13, 2010 at 3:06 PM
Subject: FW: jokes
To: manish....@gmail.com
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From: PHULAMBRIKAR
Sheetal
Sent: Wednesday, January 13, 2010 2:18 PM
To: KORE Vinayak; KHIVASARA Unnati; BHARTIYA Deepak; SHIRODE Manish
Subject: FW: jokes
Thanks and Regards,
Sheetal Phulambrikar
From: TILLU Amol
Sent: Wednesday, January 13, 2010 1:28 PM
To: PHULAMBRIKAR Sheetal
Subject: FW: jokes
Thanks and Regards
-Amol
From: KELGERI Umesh
Sent: Wednesday, January 13, 2010 12:12 PM
Subject: FW: jokes
Q: Why is Sunday stronger than Monday?
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Monday is a Weak Day....
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Q: Which is the safest way to see a shark?
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Ans: On Television....
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A FANTASTIC PJ:
Q: What would Baby Corn say To Mom Corn?
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Guess plz....
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He'll ask:
"Where is Pop Corn?"
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Q: What is the full form of CNBC ???
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It means....
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Cartoon Network for Business Community !!
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Q: Do u know what is the meaning of PYAR?
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Some friends sitting on the table in a BAR.....
& saying.....
"P - YAAR"
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Q1) What is it that RAM can do but RAVAN cant?
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A: Wear a T-SHIRT.
Q2) What is it that RAVAN can do but RAM cant?
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A: Group discussion when he is alone.
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Q: Why did Ram Gopal Varma made 'Phoonk'?
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ANS:
Uski Picchli 'AAG' ko bujhaane ke liye....
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Q: What do u call a 800 year old Hanuman Temple???
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Guess???
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Give it a shot....
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MARUTI 800!!!
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Dharam Paaji subscribed to Hutch. But the hutch network did not follow him.
Why?
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Bcoz the Dog was afraid,
'Kutte! Main tera khoon pee jaunga.'
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Q: Agar Bengali ka phone kat jaaye, to woh kya kahega?
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Socho....
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Kol-Kata.....
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Q: Dada Kondake opened a Bank in the memory of his Mother's Grandmother
i.e. Great Grandmother.
What did he name the bank?
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Think!
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"I CHI I CHI I" Bank.
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Q: Ek Kaana Ladka kisi ladki ko propose kare to kaunsa song gaayega?
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Ek NAZAR se bhi pyar hota hai, Maine suna hai....
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Bear this PJ !!
Q: What is the difference between Paneer Masala and Paneer 'Tikka' Masala??
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Think!
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Think!
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Simple!
The Latter is Vaccinated...!!
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Q: Why does the BAA of "Kyunki Saas bhi Kabhi Bahu thi" never die?
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Coz God Never Dies....
Confused?
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BAA 'KHUDA' TUMHI HO!
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Q: If Bill Gate's mother gets bored, What will u call her?
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Take a Guess....
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MOTHER-BOARD!
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Q: Why did the Tightrope Walker visit the ATM?
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Think....
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Ans: To check his balance....
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UNBEATABLE PJ:
Q: According to Gabbar, Sher Ka Bacha Kaun hai??
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ANS:
HOLI.
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How?
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Coz....
He Keeps Saying...
"Holi CUB hai,
CUB hai Holi...."