George Michael 'jokes'

[Stephen Moore]

>Well it didn't take long!!!
>
> Careless Whisper (LA Remix)
> ---------------------------
> I'm never gonna jerk again,
> Guilty wrist has got no rhythm,
> Though it's easy to pretend,
> I know I've been a fool.
> Should've known better than to yank my plank,
> And waste the chance that I've been given,
> So I'm never gonna jerk again,
> In the public loo oo oo.
> oh oh oh oh...................................
>
>
> Club Big Banana - wristmix '98
> ------------------------------
> Let me take you to a place,
> Where cheesy helms are in your face,
> We rub bellends with the stars,
> Where strangers take you by the hand
> And welcome you to their gang,
> Don't forget to shave your arse
> Just grab my pole and squeeze it tight
> But don't get caught
> In the park tonight, in the park tonight
>
> Club Big Banana cocks are free,
> Chains and gay boys,
> There's enough for everyone,
> All that kissing in the sea,
> But don't worry there's no bum ban!
>
>Announced in an earlier today at a press conference George Michael's
>record Company have announced that in order to defend himself over the
>recent allegations, George will be allowed time off work in loo (lieu)
>
>Allegedly, George Michael won't let the sun go down on him. He would
>clearly
>prefer a big hairy moon.
>
>Q. Why was George Michael arrested?
>A. Because he wouldn't cum quietly.
>
>George Michael was really upset to be splashed all over the "MIRROR" he
>was
>hoping to hit the tiles below the ceiling.
>
>(the "MIRROR" is a major British tabloid newspaper)
>
>Q. Why was George Michael in LA?
>A. He was working on his new single "Zip Me Up Before You Go Go"
>
>George Michael is currently working on a new song to be included on a
>new album
>possibly called "Listen Without Prejudice Vol.2" The song is called
>"Careless
>Wanking"
>
>I hear George Michael is re releasing one of his old records, this time
>it's
>called "Careless Wrister"
>
>Q. What's George Michael's new song?
>A. Don't let your Son go down on me !!!!
>
>When George Michael was arrested the Cop found a chocolate bar up his
>arse. It
>was a careless whisper.
>
>When George was taken to the Police station and searched they found a
>nicotine
>patch on his right buttock. When asked why it was there George said "He
>was
>trying to keep off the fags"
>
>Q. What does WHAM stand for?
>A. Wanna have a man!
>
>Don't you think that it's quite apt that George Michael has song titles
>named
>"Kissing A Fool, Fast Love & The Strangest Things!"
>
>Q. What is the similarity between George Michael and Michael Jackson ??
>A. They
>both spank the monkey.
>
>Q. What does WHAM stand for ??
>A. Wipe Hand After Wanking
>
>Apparently the lewd act was with a chocolate bar - it was a Careless
>Wispa.
>
>(In England there is a chocolate bar called Wispa)
>
>Q. What did George Michael yell out at as he was cumming? A. "Ah
>Freedom"
>
>Q. What was George Michael singing in the toilet? A. Wake Me Up Before
>You Blow
>Blow
>
>Q. Who hangs around toilet blocks in Beverley Hills? A. Bad Boys
>
>Q. What was George Michael doing in the toilet? A. The Wham Rap
>
>Q. Where about in the toilet was George Michael? A. In A Different
>Corner
>
>Q. Why did George Michael get arrested?
>A. Because he said to the Police Officer... I want your sex
>
>Q. Why did George Michael get arrested?
>A. Because when the Cop walked in he said can I be your Father Figure
>
>

Most are crap...

For something that isn't crap, go to my website and d/l a few of my
bands songs... :)

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Steve.

[Stincey]

On Sat, 25 Apr 1998 00:40:10 GMT, st...@shpcorp.dnet.co.uk (Stephen
Moore) wrote:

>>When George Michael was arrested the Cop found a chocolate bar up his
>>arse. It was a careless whisper.

that's the only funny one ....

Stincey

[Ken Barrow]

And a wee bit old now .....

Cheers.....Ken

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[Unknown]

You must have a very sad soul.

sad people
so sad, so so sad
:(

***leaves the building***

st...@shpcorp.dnet.co.uk (Stephen Moore) wrote:

>>When George Michael was arrested the Cop found a chocolate bar up his
>>arse. It
>>was a careless whisper.
>>

[Ken Barrow]

On Sat, 25 Apr 1998 15:22:02 GMT, (ooohhh mmmyyyy ggggoooddddddd)
wrote:

>You must have a very sad soul.
>
>sad people
>so sad, so so sad
>:(
>
>***leaves the building***
>

Has anyone ever told you how to snip messages when replying ???