Anyone know where our little "star" ended up ?
Danielle Howse missing or laying low ?
I have not heard anything since the Playboy spread
(pardon the pun) and her hopes that it would further
her career.
Is she:
Back on the rock ?
Making low buck movies ?
Living with Hugh ?
Teaching kick-boxing ?
Any ideas ?
BW
: Anyone know where our little "star" ended up ?
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: Any ideas ?
Last I heard, and it was several months ago, she was working as a
waitress in some small restaurant in Los Angles, while waiting for that
'BIG' break.
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Blair <easte...@nfld.net.NOSPAM> wrote in message
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> So...
>
> Anyone know where our little "star" ended up ?
>
A scandel arises and she is stripped of her crown.
Driven by "I'll Show You..." she poses nude in a magazine.
Trying to change "Shame and Misfortune" into "Fame and Fortune"...
She moves to California.
She arrives in Cali and the magical "red carpet" is not rolled out.
In attempts to be discovered, she takes a job as a waitress.
In her off time she searches for that "big break" acting part !
To be continued....
Sounds like the makings of a movie
(low budget and predictable plot)
Thanx to all that replied.
I was just curious if Danielle had done us proud yet.
BW
"Kimber" <smil...@roadrunner.nf.net> wrote in message
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Chris
REmveo .nospam to reply.
Other than that I know that she has been to Newfoundland and here to the
city a couple times over the last year or two, to visit old friends and
stuff.
Cheers,
Darren
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: Yes, but the ending differs based on if its comedy, horror, disney or porn.
Weeks pass and no word from the talent agency, despite their promise to
call ("don't call us, we'll call you"). Our small town girl becomes
desperate. She actually catches herself considering accepting an offer
to pose nude for "Downhomer". It was the worst of times. But, heck, it was
also the best of times. Just when she thought te unthinkable, she heard a
noise behind the doors. She runs to the mailbox and finds an invitation
for a reunion party at the Playboy mansion. So there is Hugh Hephner
after all!
She puts on her best dress, left her thanks to the good fairy from the
Miss Canada Something Something pageant, and enters the gate of the
mansion (a.k.a. "Magic Kingdoom"). She wanders, dazzled, among the
crowds. There are beatiful women, looking as if they jumped straight from
the spreads from underneath of boy's beds and from the walls
of the construction site shacks. The women are surrounded by the dwarfs
from the show-biz (definitely more than seven).
Then, while Girl bends gracefully over the snack table to reach for the
dip, somebody's hand accidentally lands on her bosom. 'Excusee meee', she
hears a deep, and somehow familiar, voice. She rises her eyes and ...in
front of her, a handsome Prince Charming. He does not look into her eyes,
but somewhat below. He must be embarassed by his clumsiness, thinks Girl,
and smiles forgivingly.
After a word of introduction and a quick gulp from a Absolut bottle, the
prince charming proposes to retire to the back of the mansion to live
happily thereafter. So they do. At the stroke of midnight, Girl wakes up
and in the light of fireworks she recognizes the face. Now she remembers
where she heard this voice. It's ... Adam Sandler! She jumps and runs
down the stairs, murmuring: "Horror, horror". She runs so fast that she
loses a shoe, a promotional gift from Vogue Furriers.
She runs to her little rental room and throws herself on the bed. The fan
at the ceiling hums monotonously, the radio plays "This is the end, my
only friend, the end", her tiny shoulders, shrugging in the uncontrollable
sob, are lit by the flickering light of TV. On the screen, the CNN's
Crossfire experts hotly debate the details of Brian Tobin's plan to move
250 government jobs to rural Newfoundland. "Hacks" mutters Girl, gets up
and starts packing.
An hour later, on the plane, while eating her complementary sardines and
dry biscuit, she watches the latest 20/20 on the ABC on the palne screen.
Barbara Walters:
- In an update on my critically acclaimed feature "The universe's 10 most
interesting people of millenium", one of the featured, Adam Sandler,
despite the many signs of genius, turned out to be just your normal
Hollywood fare. Apparently, he came out of the closet as a foot
fetishist. Our Hollywood Associate, Heidi Fleiss, reports that he stops
women on the streets of L.A. and, muttering something to himself, tries
to fit a furry shoe on their feet.
- Good luck, quips the co-anchor, John Stossel. How many women in America
wear size 12? Ha, ha, ha! Auuuuu! You ..... broke my nose!
- And this is all from 20/20 for today. Good night! - ends Ms. Walters,
massaging the knuckles of her fist.
Girl mutes the sound and stretches her body comfortably in the economy
class seat. Aaah, it's good to leave all this circus behind me.
Tomorrow is the first day of my new life. Off to the pageant on the Brigus
Blueberry Festival!
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Piotr Trela