Re: Ideas for garter removal at wedding

fog

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Jun 14, 2011, 4:01:08 PM6/14/11

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On 11-06-14 10:14 AM, Darryl Smith wrote:
> I am getting married this saturday and i need of some ideas as to what
> i can do during the garter removal. i don't want to do the usual, i
> want to do something different.
>
> Anybody have any ideas as to what i could do or let me know something
> they have seen i the past.
>
> Thanks.

I haven't been to a whole lot of weddings, so I don't know if this is a
normal "garter gag" or not. One wedding I was at, the groom had all
kinds of gag items hidden either under his tux, or the chair or
something, and when he went "under the dress", he started tossing out
all kinds of things like it was up her dress (rubber chickens, etc).

I thought it was funny, but like I said, I haven't been to many
weddings, this might be the norm.

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Jim

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Jun 14, 2011, 5:36:20 PM6/14/11

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I once saw a video clip of a midget being hauled out from under the dress.

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ossok

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Jun 14, 2011, 9:01:28 PM6/14/11

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I attended a wedding where the groom was a mechanic, he put on his
safety glasses and used his trusty rollaway board to slide up under
the bride's dress, like he was going to work under a vehicle. He had
some small items stuffed in his jacket beforehand, and was throwing
them out from under the dress in order to "get at" the garter.

The Dark Lord

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Jun 15, 2011, 7:38:44 AM6/15/11

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I saw a groom haul out thong underwear once....

Like the mechanic thing though.

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sled ed

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Jun 15, 2011, 9:11:44 AM6/15/11

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i pulled out the hugest set of bloomers possible at mine

KR

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Jun 15, 2011, 9:57:54 AM6/15/11

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Hiding things in the tux and pulling out things that are not really
there seems to be quite common. I guess the "different" will be what
you might pull out! lol

Are you fisher-people at all? maybe hide one of those collapsable
fishing poles, hook (or tie to be safer) to her garter, haul out
fishing pole in surprise and reel it in... I know, corny idea. lol

KR

Jim

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Jun 15, 2011, 11:32:58 AM6/15/11

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That would work a lot better if you could have the sound of an impact
ratchet / wrench

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J Bisflik

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Jun 15, 2011, 1:47:24 PM6/15/11

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I was about to suggest the same idea. If you can arrange a chair with
a cover, you can hide a bag under there with a few things in it.
Nothing too naughty for mixed company but the rubber chicken is a good
one or a hand mixer, miner's helmet, flashlight. I'm sure the group
can throw in more ideas.

fog

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Jun 15, 2011, 6:53:28 PM6/15/11

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This is an excellent idea. It would be even neater if a dj could
incorporate ratchet and other mechanic sounds while the groom is under.
I may pass this along to my future brother-in-law who's a mechanic.

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