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Dildy Foo

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Anal dildos are becoming an increasingly important part of the american
sexual life. Thus, It is required we create a group that deals with the
issues associated with ass dildos.

For example, I have received many a question that could be answered in this
group, like "My ass dildo frequently falls out of my ass hole" or "Is it
safe to leave my ass dildo in over night". I addition to being a forum for
discussion of ass dildos, it would greatly increase their safe use.

Statistics indicate that 40% of americans use ass dildos at least once a
month.

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A Lieberman

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Dildy Foo wrote:

> Anal dildos are becoming an increasingly important part of the american
> sexual life. Thus, It is required we create a group that deals with the
> issues associated with ass dildos.

Shouldn't a group like this belong in the alt. hierarchy?

> Statistics indicate that 40% of americans use ass dildos at least once a
> month.

Hmmmm...... 40%????? love to know where these stats came from?????

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On Sun, 14 Sep 1997 01:04:18 -0700, A Lieberman <lieb...@bright.net>
wrote:

>Dildy Foo wrote:

[censored]

>> Statistics indicate that 40% of americans use ass dildos at least once a
>> month.
>
>Hmmmm...... 40%????? love to know where these stats came from?????

Same place as everything else he says. He fished it out of his ass.


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DesTroYer

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On 14 Sep 1997 04:18:09 GMT, "Dildy Foo" <dild...@hotmail.com> got a
brilliant idea and posted:

>Anal dildos are becoming an increasingly important part of the american
>sexual life. Thus, It is required we create a group that deals with the
>issues associated with ass dildos.
>

>For example, I have received many a question that could be answered in this
>group, like "My ass dildo frequently falls out of my ass hole" or "Is it
>safe to leave my ass dildo in over night". I addition to being a forum for
>discussion of ass dildos, it would greatly increase their safe use.
>

>Statistics indicate that 40% of americans use ass dildos at least once a
>month.


Yeah right. 40% that is about the biggest lie I have ever heard.

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Phil Oliver

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On Sun, 14 Sep 1997 04:48:10 GMT,
No_Point-o...@worldnet.att.net_Spam (DesTroYer) wrote:

>On 14 Sep 1997 04:18:09 GMT, "Dildy Foo" <dild...@hotmail.com> got a
>brilliant idea and posted:
>
>>Anal dildos are becoming an increasingly important part of the american
>>sexual life. Thus, It is required we create a group that deals with the
>>issues associated with ass dildos.
>>
>>For example, I have received many a question that could be answered in this
>>group, like "My ass dildo frequently falls out of my ass hole" or "Is it
>>safe to leave my ass dildo in over night". I addition to being a forum for
>>discussion of ass dildos, it would greatly increase their safe use.
>>
>>Statistics indicate that 40% of americans use ass dildos at least once a
>>month.
>
>
>Yeah right. 40% that is about the biggest lie I have ever heard.

You know, there are two types of people: those who use ass dildos, and
those who lie about it.

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Dildy Foo

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This group is great for the rec hierarchy. My statistics are very accurate

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A Lieberman <lieb...@bright.net> wrote in article
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> Dildy Foo wrote:
>
> > Anal dildos are becoming an increasingly important part of the american
> > sexual life. Thus, It is required we create a group that deals with
the
> > issues associated with ass dildos.
>

> Shouldn't a group like this belong in the alt. hierarchy?
>

> > Statistics indicate that 40% of americans use ass dildos at least once
a
> > month.
>

> Hmmmm...... 40%????? love to know where these stats came from?????
>

DesTroYer

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On 14 Sep 1997 13:54:00 GMT, "Dildy Foo" <dild...@hotmail.com> got a
brilliant idea and posted:

>This group is great for the rec hierarchy. My statistics are very accurate

40% is bull shit.
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Dildy Foo

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It is not. You sould like a repressed ass dildo user to me.

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DesTroYer <No_Point-o...@worldnet.att.net_Spam> wrote in article
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DesTroYer

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On 14 Sep 1997 15:13:12 GMT, "Dildy Foo" <dild...@hotmail.com> got a
brilliant idea and posted:

>It is not. You sould like a repressed ass dildo user to me.


40% of all people use anal dildos at least once a month you say.

That is about the biggest lie I have ever heard. 40% I'd be surprised
if 4% of all people have even seen an anal dildo.

DesTroYer

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On 14 Sep 1997 16:07:46 GMT, "Dildy Foo" <dild...@hotmail.com> got a
brilliant idea and posted:

>You are a big stupid head. Just ask everybody in these newsgroups and you
>will find 40% ass dildo usage.

Big stupid head?

Dildy Foo

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You are a big stupid head. Just ask everybody in these newsgroups and you
will find 40% ass dildo usage.
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DesTroYer <No_Point-o...@worldnet.att.net_Spam> wrote in article

<5vh0r3$j...@bgtnsc03.worldnet.att.net>...


>
>
> 40% of all people use anal dildos at least once a month you say.
>
> That is about the biggest lie I have ever heard. 40% I'd be surprised
> if 4% of all people have even seen an anal dildo.

Webmaster

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In article <5vh0r3$j...@bgtnsc03.worldnet.att.net>,
No_Point-o...@worldnet.att.net_Spam says...
>
>On 14 Sep 1997 15:13:12 GMT, "Dildy Foo" <dild...@hotmail.com> got a
>brilliant idea and posted:
>

>>It is not. You sould like a repressed ass dildo user to me.
>
>
>40% of all people use anal dildos at least once a month you say.
>
>That is about the biggest lie I have ever heard. 40% I'd be surprised
>if 4% of all people have even seen an anal dildo.
>_
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I think that that type of equipment is manufactured for and marketed to
spammers who have lost their accounts to give them something to do when
they are not trolling this news group.


Dildy Foo

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You are a big ugly stupid head

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DesTroYer <No_Point-o...@worldnet.att.net_Spam> wrote in article

<5vh2u4$j...@bgtnsc03.worldnet.att.net>...
> On 14 Sep 1997 16:07:46 GMT, "Dildy Foo" <dild...@hotmail.com> got a
> brilliant idea and posted:
>

> >You are a big stupid head. Just ask everybody in these newsgroups and
you
> >will find 40% ass dildo usage.
>

> Big stupid head?

DesTroYer

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On 14 Sep 1997 19:15:54 GMT, "Dildy Foo" <dild...@hotmail.com> got a
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>You are a big ugly stupid head


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Bobby Tendinitis

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Last I heard, "Dildy Foo" <dild...@hotmail.com> was saying:

>You are a big ugly stupid head

And you're what? Nine?


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Dildy Foo

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Does that mean you approve of my group?

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DesTroYer <No_Point-o...@worldnet.att.net_Spam> wrote in article

<34223b42....@netnews.worldnet.att.net>...


> On 14 Sep 1997 19:15:54 GMT, "Dildy Foo" <dild...@hotmail.com> got a
> brilliant idea and posted:
>

> >You are a big ugly stupid head
>
>

Drago Silenovich

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Sep 14, 1997, 3:00:00 AM9/14/97
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In article <5vfoi1$2sd$2...@gte1.gte.net>, "Dildy Foo wrote...

>
>Anal dildos are becoming an increasingly important part of the american
>sexual life. Thus, It is required we create a group that deals with the
>issues associated with ass dildos.
>
>For example, I have received many a question that could be answered in this
>group, like "My ass dildo frequently falls out of my ass hole" or "Is it
>safe to leave my ass dildo in over night". I addition to being a forum for
>discussion of ass dildos, it would greatly increase their safe use.
>
>Statistics indicate that 40% of americans use ass dildos at least once a
>month.

Given such popularity, you should set your sights higher. Examples:

sci.engr.giant-assdildos for discussion of design development and manufacture
of giant-assdildos

humanities.giant-assdildos for writings about giant ass-dildos

news.admin.giant-assdildos discussion group for users of giant ass-dildos

soc.culture.giant-assdildos for the culture surrounding giant ass-dildos (note:
this may steal traffic from soc.bi and soc.motss)

Last, but not least, alt.evil.hfw-wankers.giant-assdildos a tribute to Gareth
Gee and his "friends".

HTH,
Drago

DesTroYer

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On 14 Sep 1997 21:31:54 GMT, "Dildy Foo" <dild...@hotmail.com> got a
brilliant idea and posted:

>Does that mean you approve of my group?

Nope I oppose your group.

Bill Stewart-Cole

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In article <5vgq9o$2sd$3...@gte1.gte.net>, "Dildy Foo"
<dild...@hotmail.com> wrote:

> This group is great for the rec hierarchy. My statistics are very accurate

> --
> Dildy Foo
> dild...@hotmail.com
> Tired of regular, old vaginal dildos? Try an ass
> dildo. Works great on men too!! Inquire by email.

Irrelevant.
That's the 40% of the population permanently unable to sit down, so none
of them ever use Usenet.


(Troll-feeding can be addictive.)

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DesTroYer

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On Sun, 14 Sep 1997 18:51:33 -0500, bi...@scconsult.com (Bill
Stewart-Cole) got a brilliant idea and posted:

>In article <5vgq9o$2sd$3...@gte1.gte.net>, "Dildy Foo"
><dild...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>> This group is great for the rec hierarchy. My statistics are very accurate
>> --
>> Dildy Foo
>> dild...@hotmail.com
>> Tired of regular, old vaginal dildos? Try an ass
>> dildo. Works great on men too!! Inquire by email.
>
>Irrelevant.
>That's the 40% of the population permanently unable to sit down, so none
>of them ever use Usenet.
>
>
>(Troll-feeding can be addictive.)

Hahaha
That is funny. hehehehwe

Dildy Foo

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I agree with you for your ass dildo proposal. I think we should have a CFV
ASAP.

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Ron Schwarz

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On Sun, 14 Sep 1997 23:15:32 -0600, tah...@usa.REMOVEME.net (Phoenix)
wrote:

>In article <5vh24i$gm2$1...@gte2.gte.net>, "Dildy Foo" <dild...@hotmail.com>
>jacked off:


>
>> You are a big stupid head.
>

>Folks, I don't know quite how to explain this, but my flame meter's lower
>magnitude indicator just exploded.

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Phoenix wrote:
>
> In article <5vh24i$gm2$1...@gte2.gte.net>, "Dildy Foo" <dild...@hotmail.com>
> jacked off:
>
> > You are a big stupid head.
>
> Folks, I don't know quite how to explain this, but my flame meter's lower
> magnitude indicator just exploded.
>
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In article <5vh2u4$j...@bgtnsc03.worldnet.att.net>,
No_Point-o...@worldnet.att.net_Spam wrote:

> On 14 Sep 1997 16:07:46 GMT, "Dildy Foo" <dild...@hotmail.com> got a
> brilliant idea and posted:
>

> >You are a big stupid head. Just ask everybody in these newsgroups and you
> >will find 40% ass dildo usage.
>
> Big stupid head?

May I ask you a question, Mr. Destroyer?

Why in the name of all that is holy are you debating _this_ issue with
_that_... thing?

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DesTroYer

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On Tue, 16 Sep 1997 23:21:12 -0500, amo...@avalon.net (The Amorphous
Mass) got a brilliant idea and posted:

>In article <5vh2u4$j...@bgtnsc03.worldnet.att.net>,
>No_Point-o...@worldnet.att.net_Spam wrote:
>
>> On 14 Sep 1997 16:07:46 GMT, "Dildy Foo" <dild...@hotmail.com> got a
>> brilliant idea and posted:
>>
>> >You are a big stupid head. Just ask everybody in these newsgroups and you
>> >will find 40% ass dildo usage.
>>
>> Big stupid head?
>
> May I ask you a question, Mr. Destroyer?
>
> Why in the name of all that is holy are you debating _this_ issue with
>_that_... thing?

Dunno I was bored.

Rich Tietjens

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In article <3424a006...@news.demon.co.uk>, s...@greenaum.demon.co.uk!!ARSE!! wrote:
>
>Get some help"
>
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