How's the job, you cock-sucking motherfucker?:
From: Lionel <a...@buggeroff.org>
Newsgroups: alt.tasteless
Subject: Re: i see the girls go by, dressed in their summer clothes...
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I'm guessing that you've never been picked up at a nightclub by a really
drunk chick who's recently puked up her first 10 drinks of the night.
You'd be surprised at how easy it is to cope with the smell of vomit on
a girl's breath if she's really hot, & is drunkenly slurring a list of
the perversions she'd like you to practise on her. It certainly
surprised me the first time. It helps if you pretend that you've both
had a pasta meal with way too much Parmesan cheese on it. Alternatively,
you can drink so much that you do your own puking, then you won't notice
it on her breath at all.
(Just call me Cupid...)
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\|/ \|/ it is illegal to kill them." Perna condita delenda est
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From: Lionel <n...@alt.net>
Newsgroups: news.admin.net-abuse.policy
Subject: Re: [Request for comments] Proposed methods for minimising
abuse from anonymous gateways.
Date: Wed, 30 Jun 2004 02:03:25 +0000 (UTC)
Message-ID: <4s64e0t49icdrrg81...@4ax.com>
There is a *reason* why people have been increasingly abandoning Usenet
for web-fora, et al, & this sort of crap is a major part of it. I've
even considered it myself, & I'm a hardcore news-junkie. The levels of
personal, professional, & RL harassment people have been receiving in
rec.photo.* have been truly mind-boggling, & I'm astounded that nobody
has yet launched legal action against Google, the mail2news gateways or
their peers.
I asked, "How's the job", you Dickwad - construe that any way you wish,
but answer the question.
Has Kevin congratulated your web promotion of his company?
> > you cock-sucking motherfucker?:
>
> ROTFL!
>
> Boy Deano, you sure don't cope well when I point out your complete
> inability to find a woman willing to have sex with you, eh?
Why do you refuse to talk about when you stopped using drugs, Barney -
why so afraid to answer?
> Where's the lawsuit you threatened me with from the brother of your
> dead, unfaithful, crackwhore wife, Deano? - I guess that threat of yours
> was just yet another of your impotent little tantrums, luser. ;)
Do you still Date Rape chicks now that you bought a Gook, Barney?:
Only after you explain why you cowardly snipped my post, Barney.
I suppose you have proof of your assertion, Date-Raper?
> BTW: How's your sex life been since your unfaithful crackwhore wife
> died, loser? And you never did tell us whether she let you have sex with
> her while you were supporting her, or whether she reserved her
> 'services' for your friends. What's the story with that, lamer?
Does mom *still* have a headache, GookLover?:
From: Lionel <long...@newsguy.com>
Newsgroups: rec.arts.comics.strips,alt.usenet.kooks
Subject: Re: Cream of mushroom soup ... a liberal plot?
Date: Wed, 22 Jan 2003 22:56:21 +1100
Organization: ACME Hunting Supplies
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References: <20021124182049...@mb-mn.aol.com>
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On Wed, 22 Jan 2003 09:56:19 GMT, in
<7VtX9.88068$VA5.15...@news1.news.adelphia.net>, "Mike Peterson"
<pete...@nelliebly.org> said:
>"Lionel" <long...@newsguy.com> wrote in message
>news:bl8s2v4okei5hf1nh...@4ax.com...
>> Kibo informs me that dagb...@LART.ca (Dave Brown) stated that:
>>
>> >In article <frtr2vg6lpt862kkg...@4ax.com>,
>> >Lionel <long...@newsguy.com> wrote:
>> >: Nice flame Dave. Good to see that you believe in recycling. ;)
>> >
>> >Oh great, the wandering troll has decided to shit all over this
>> >newsgroup too.
>>
>> You shouldn't be so hard on yourself, Dave. We all still love you. ;)
>>
>> PS: How's your sex life? Getting much lately?
>
>Why? Mom not home when you get off the bus?
Nah, the bitch keeps claiming to have a headache, so I thought I'd see
if Dave was interested in a little action.
>Lionel wrote:
>>
>> Kibo informs me that ą <h0plib...@hotmail.com> stated that:
>>
>> >Buy the KY and tissues at Costco
>
>How's the job, you cock-sucking motherfucker?:
Deano,
you really need to consider if threatening to lose someone their (admittedly
third rate) job while spitting blood and yelling with insane rage at the screen
is going to be considered more as proof that you are winning the battle of the
witless, or more as proof that you're being beaten to a pulp and will shortly
be spanked into oblivion by someone who still has his third rate job.
Bestest,
Suzie
--
"Absolutely I am racist" -- Ken shows his caring, gentle
side in Msg <u5htf0lhg1ihfqi3g...@4ax.com>.
>On Thu, 05 Aug 2004 01:02:41 -0700, ą <h0plib...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>>Lionel wrote:
>>>
>>> Kibo informs me that ą <h0plib...@hotmail.com> stated that:
>>>
>>> >Buy the KY and tissues at Costco
>>
>>How's the job, you cock-sucking motherfucker?:
>
>Deano,
>
>you really need to consider if threatening to lose someone their (admittedly
>third rate) job while spitting blood and yelling with insane rage at the screen
>is going to be considered more as proof that you are winning the battle of the
>witless, or more as proof that you're being beaten to a pulp and will shortly
>be spanked into oblivion by someone who still has his third rate job.
Jeez Suzie, you don't seriously imagine that a coward like Deano "Mr
Hypocrisy" Humphries is actually capable of realising that he's doing
the exact same things that he cries about other people doing to him? -
Much less that doing so makes him look like the complete luser that he
is?
>Kibo informs me that Suzieflame <Suzie...@yachtmail.com> stated that:
>
>>On Thu, 05 Aug 2004 01:02:41 -0700, ą <h0plib...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>Lionel wrote:
>>>>
>>>> Kibo informs me that ą <h0plib...@hotmail.com> stated that:
>>>>
>>>> >Buy the KY and tissues at Costco
>>>
>>>How's the job, you cock-sucking motherfucker?:
>>
>>Deano,
>>
>>you really need to consider if threatening to lose someone their (admittedly
>>third rate) job while spitting blood and yelling with insane rage at the screen
>>is going to be considered more as proof that you are winning the battle of the
>>witless, or more as proof that you're being beaten to a pulp and will shortly
>>be spanked into oblivion by someone who still has his third rate job.
>
>Jeez Suzie, you don't seriously imagine that a coward like Deano "Mr
>Hypocrisy" Humphries is actually capable of realising that he's doing
>the exact same things that he cries about other people doing to him? -
>Much less that doing so makes him look like the complete luser that he
>is?
Dean Humphries, meet Scott Abraham. Scott Abraham, Dean Humphries.
Is Dean into sodomy with rodents too?
Now Scotty, play nice in the sandbox (lets hope a cat
doesn't try to burry him)
Hey, speaking of cowardly...
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Subject: Moronbeam Caught With the Meat in His Mouth - Again!!! Re:
Stooge Answers Those Long Awaited Questions He's Been Dodging
Date: Wed, 28 Jul 2004 23:49:21 -0700
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Starshine Moonbeam wrote:
>
> In article <280720041446004950%do...@petitmorte.net>,
> "Dowap"(do...@petitmorte.net) dropped a +5 bundle of words...
>
> > In article <41076E6B...@hotmail.com>, <h0plib...@hotmail.com>
> > wrote:
> >
> > > spooge wrote:
> > > >
> > > > ą <h0plib...@hotmail.com> wrote in news:410205BD...@hotmail.com:
> > > >
> > > > >> Bottom 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
> > > > >> ==================================================================
> > > > >> 1. Chas......................................................: 4.1%
> > > > >> 2. Mr. Gray..................................................: 5.4%
> > > > >> 3. Soapy.....................................................: 5.7%
> > > >
> > > > No surprises here.
> > >
> > > I'm glad you've dropped the pretense of having me in your imaginary
> > > plonker, Stoogey.
> >
> > Can you direct me to where he said you were in his kill file???
>
> Dean? Provide proof? Dare to dream, my friend.
Even *you* have professed to have killfiled moi, Moronbeam.
That's another story - here's that *proof* thing I always seem to be
able to post, unlike yourself, Spooge-Stooge:
From: "spo...@petitmorte.net" <spo...@petitmorte.net>
Message-ID: <Xns929BD7E3246...@petitmorte.net>
I see. Dean is more fucked in the head than the last time he slipped
out of my killfile then.
From: "spo...@petitmorte.net" <spo...@petitmorte.net>
Message-ID: <Xns91F1E97C312...@207.14.113.17>
I thought he'd lost yet another ISP account or something. He hasn't
popped out of my killfile in months.
From: "spo...@petitmorte.net" <spo...@petitmorte.net>
Message-ID: <Xns92A0E940F16...@petitmorte.net>
yp...@shotmail.com (Soapy) wrote in
news:Xns929FEDC...@207.14.113.17:
> "spo...@petitmorte.net" <spo...@petitmorte.net> wrote in
> <Xns929FC96E672...@petitmorte.net>:
[...]
>>I plonked you because you are The Most Boring Poster On Usenet,
>
> Is that why you reply to him from behind your killfile?
I do it because every once in a while he begs for a slap upside of his
misshappen head. He keeps repeating the same crap over and over and over
again. Some idiots suck it up like oxygen.
D' ya recognize yourself in that equation?
From: "spo...@petitmorte.net" <spo...@petitmorte.net>
Message-ID: <Xns929BC8FF9F8...@petitmorte.net>
Dean?
He wants people to use coinsistant addresses? Let me check something...
I have 8 addresses for him in my killfile. What a fuckhead he is.
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Do you have some kind of proof?
Of course not.
>
> I suppose you have proof of your assertion, Date-Raper?
>
Hi spanks.
Where the proof you owe *me*?
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Starshine Moonbeam
MID's?
Where were you when the DB6 crowd spammed my employer with complaints?
My guess would be you didn't want to ruin your cozy association with
Phoenix, since you claim to be one of those *genius* AUKers.
> while spitting blood and yelling with insane rage at the screen
> is going to be considered more as proof that you are winning the battle of the
> witless,
Did you forget this, Mother Theresa?:
From: Suzieflame <Suzie...@suzieflame.com>
Newsgroups: rec.autos.sport.f1
Subject: Re: Unsporting JPM Smacks RB as RB Passes .
Date: Mon, 08 Jul 2002 01:24:24 +0200
Organization: www.suzieflame.com
Message-ID: <qrihiug625kfom3bm...@4ax.com>
What a complete maroon. So you claim to have been calling me the
equivalent of
a laugh noise when in fact you were referring to me as a "hole", one of
the
most derogatory pieces of language available? Luckily I have logged your
NNTP
address and now have your SSN, so I can let your employer know you feel
this
way about women.
-
After Hannigan thankfully graced UseNet with his absence, you needed a
new partner in Lameness - Lionel is damn near Marty's equal.
May this new partnership bring as much success!
> or more as proof that you're being beaten to a pulp and will shortly
> be spanked into oblivion by someone who still has his third rate job.
The man that shamelessly stole a Spank from Jason last year best not be
talking about any.
You want a Spank? Here's a couple:
From: Lionel <n...@alt.net>
Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks
Subject: Re: Vote! Official Kook Awards, Jan 2004
Date: Wed, 31 Mar 2004 01:55:02 +1000
Message-ID: <a72j60dfe5odaenfs...@4ax.com>
Kibo informs me that Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
<gad...@NOSPAMmeow.org> stated that:
>I no longer give a fuck about Phoenix's sensibilities, and I think
>Lionel ought to be shot on the grounds that he's the only person to
>have been spanked by alt.snuh while pretending that he was going to
>post a ballot instead.
Feh. Which is more important, my bank account, or laughing at the
snuhers? AFAIC, I'd rather have a healthy business & let the snuhers
think that they've 'won'.
From: Lionel <n...@alt.net>
Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks
Subject: Re: Official FNVW announcements
Date: Wed, 31 Mar 2004 00:48:38 +1000
Message-ID: <te1j60l3rld4stbuj...@4ax.com>
Hi Peter,
In case it hasn't become totally obvious to everyone reading this
newsgroup, I'm way too busy to do any serious award-wrangling. My major
consulting client generously decided to start expanding their "Web
Pre$ence" in mid-February, & my web-server decided to melt its hard
drive shortly afterwards. Just to make things more interesting (in the
Chinese sense of the word), I've been hit with a lot of promising
photographic work, which I'd have to be retarded to turn down. Sadly,
my career has to take precedence over kookology.
You seem to have a good grasp of the nuances of the whole AUK concept.
AFAIC, you're welcome to the job, & you have my official *cough*
blessing to take on any & all FNVW duties that are mine to bestow.
Best of luck, & may you cause many a kook-coronary. ;)
> Bestest,
>
> Suzie
I'll do my best at alt.flame to not hurt your tender sensibilities in
the future.
>
> --
> "Absolutely I am racist" -- Ken shows his caring, gentle
> side in Msg <u5htf0lhg1ihfqi3g...@4ax.com>.
Looks like someone got told to change their addy!
> Kibo informs me that Suzieflame <Suzie...@yachtmail.com> stated that:
>
> >On Thu, 05 Aug 2004 01:02:41 -0700, ą <h0plib...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >
> >>Lionel wrote:
> >>>
> >>> Kibo informs me that ą <h0plib...@hotmail.com> stated that:
> >>>
> >>> >Buy the KY and tissues at Costco
> >>
> >>How's the job, you cock-sucking motherfucker?:
> >
> >Deano,
> >
> >you really need to consider if threatening to lose someone their (admittedly
> >third rate) job while spitting blood and yelling with insane rage at the screen
> >is going to be considered more as proof that you are winning the battle of the
> >witless, or more as proof that you're being beaten to a pulp and will shortly
> >be spanked into oblivion by someone who still has his third rate job.
>
> Jeez Suzie, you don't seriously imagine that a coward like Deano "Mr
> Hypocrisy" Humphries is actually capable of realising that he's doing
> the exact same things that he cries about other people doing to him? -
> Much less that doing so makes him look like the complete luser that he
> is?
Oh, poor little Boobala - what did the bad man do to you?
Message-ID: <ceupsl$734$0...@pita.alt.net>
Which work trouble would this be, Jason? ;)
Message-ID: <gf9qe0tc195okkppr...@4ax.com>
>What does your boss feel about posting on company time?
He's fine with it.
>
> --
> W
> . | ,. w , "Some people are alive only because
> \|/ \|/ it is illegal to kill them." Perna condita delenda est
> ---^----^---------------------------------------------------------------
Did you ever chase that pedo, Bullis, off the net, oBseSsO?
At least now you've Barney to help you with the nasty flamers of
soc.culture.scottish, rec.autos.sport.f1 and
alt.2eggs.sausage.beans.tomatoes.2toast.largetea.cheerslove, Suzie.
>
> --
> "Absolutely I am racist" -- Ken shows his caring, gentle
> side in Msg <u5htf0lhg1ihfqi3g...@4ax.com>.
You have proof that I've done so?
As you have proof that NSP's are blocking my posts, Barney?
> I'm also not stupid enough to post newsgroup hacking advice & a link to
> newsgroup hacking tools to a newsgroup as straightlaced as news.groups,
> then have the nerve to turn around & call my opponent a netKKKop when
> the site is 404ed by the site host, when they've probably received a
> bazillion complaints from the news.groupies.
Bore you claimed it was a poster from the UPA groups - not that I'm
surprised that you would lie.
> Jeez, the RL equivalent
> would be for Dumphries to throw a brick through a police station window
> during a free donut promotion, then blame *me* when they slap the cuffs
> on him:
Maybe you should be responsible for you post to UseNet, Barney - I don't
control what you post.
> --------------
> From: ą <h0plib...@hotmail.com>
> Newsgroups:
> alt.usenet.kooks,alt.snuh,rec.photo.digital,alt.evil,alt.troll,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,alt.flame,news.groups,news.admin.net-abuse.usenet
> Subject: Re: Ping Snuh: *TRUCE* - I'm being serious this time.
> Message-ID: <40E67286...@hotmail.com>
> --------------
> > Did it ever occur to you that, if he didn't just copy the geocities
> > page and put it up so that he could sucker people into flooding
> > rpd, Dean has no idea who had his site taken down?
>
> Here's proof - the sitemeter.
>
> Notice that the last visitor was from Yahoo, geocities owner:
>
> http://www.nedstatbasic.net/s?tab=1&link=1&id=1611683
>
> It was taken down two days after Lionel promised to "cut my balls off" -
> Yahoo abuse/support respond in two day increments to incident tickets.
> --------------
>
> <sarcasm> Oh yeah, *that* sure proves that /I/ was the one who took his
> freebie site down!</sarcasm>
> Sheesh...
> And further down the same post:
> --------------
> > you're going to take the word of a serial liar that Lionel is the one
> > who netcopped him, out of hundreds of other possibilities, when
> > Dean has no way of knowing.
>
> I was told it was taken down because there was "illegal software"
> available there.
>
> Barney told me he was going to *stop* any attempt to break-into his
> pathetic moderated group, this after advocating my NetKKKoping with some
> "how-to" instructions.
> --------------
> <sarcasm> The fact that Deano posted links to the newsgroup hacking
> tools in a newsgroup *administration* group had *NOTHING WHATEVER* to do
> with his site being taken down. Gee! - It *must* have been me!
> </sarcasm>
You're a proud NetKKKop, Barney:
From: Lionel <n...@alt.net>
Newsgroups: rec.photo.digital,rec.photo.equipment.35mm
Subject: [OT] *sigh* Looks like our porno-troll is back again.
Date: Sun, 13 Jun 2004 03:19:11 +1000
Message-ID: <d9dmc05bvcm599d48...@4ax.com>
I guess Steve Young has gone off his medication again.
Anyway, here's the current list of headers to killfile on, & the
relevent complaint addreses:
From: "Liz Dawn" <l...@mishkaproductions.com>
X-Complaints-To: remail...@optonline.net
From: orville_wr...@yahoo.com (Orville Wright)
X-Complaints-To: groups...@google.com,ab...@yahoo.com
From: Big Red Helmut <red...@yourpartedlip.com>
X-Complaints-To: ab...@usenetserver.com
From: Soapy <yp...@hotmail.com>
ab...@hotmail.com
And if you're cleaning the garbage out your view of the group anyway,
you might want to add The Preddiot to the list:
From: george...@yahoo.com (George Preddy)
From: georgett...@yahoo.com (Georgette Preddy)
X-Complaints-To: groups...@google.com
You can filter out my responses to The Preddiot by killfiling:
pred...@ve.ly
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From: Lionel <n...@alt.net>
Newsgroups: rec.photo.digital,rec.photo.equipment.35mm
Subject: Re: [OT] *sigh* Looks like our porno-troll is back again.
Date: Sun, 13 Jun 2004 03:23:25 +1000
Message-ID: <ruemc0d17iu9p7825...@4ax.com>
Oops, missed one of the troll addresses:
From: ą <h0plib...@hotmail.com>
ab...@hotmail.com
-
Message-ID: <4s64e0t49icdrrg81...@4ax.com>
There is a *reason* why people have been increasingly abandoning Usenet
for web-fora, et al, & this sort of crap is a major part of it. I've
even considered it myself, & I'm a hardcore news-junkie. The levels of
personal, professional, & RL harassment people have been receiving in
rec.photo.* have been truly mind-boggling, & I'm astounded that nobody
has yet launched legal action against Google, the mail2news gateways or
their peers.
From: Lionel <n...@alt.net>
Newsgroups:
rec.photo.digital,rec.photo.misc,rec.photo.film+labs,rec.photo.equipment.35mm
Subject: Re: Helping Ourselves First
Message-ID: <njl330dtss0aq8f4b...@4ax.com>
The result I'm hoping for is to convince the the operators of the anon
services to remove some of the loopholes that permit abuse from their
systems, much as I (& another sysadmin from heree) did to convince the
Google admins to lock our troll out of their systems.
If everyone would so kind as to bear with me while I go through
'offical'
channels for a while, it'd be a big help.
-
From: Lionel <n...@alt.net>
Newsgroups: rec.photo.digital,rec.arts.poems,alt.usenet.kooks
Subject: Re: KOOK ALERT: Re: Dear 'George Preddy'
Message-ID: <u15c00tq5eivon05d...@4ax.com>
This BobR...@hotmail.com dick is a genuine kook of the finest water.
For some reason that nobody's been able to figure out yet, he's been
running a vendetta against rec.photo.*, a dentistry newsgroup & a
woodworking newsgroup. I believe that I'm now number one his hit list,
for reasons that I'll go into in a moment. ;) He posts hundreds of
childish ad-hom flames at random newsgroup reg's, & morphs a couple of
times a day. He was running dozens of accounts at Google, & dumping
kazillions of flame posts into the groups. Another NAN-AU old timer & I
managed to convince Google to implement certain Sooper-Sekrit measures
to ensure that they could block him from ever posting through them again
- permanently.
-
From: Lionel <n...@alt.net>
Newsgroups: rec.photo.digital
Subject: [OT troll] Hey Orville!
Date: Fri, 25 Jun 2004 03:02:45 +1000
Message-ID: <652md0pj696lt355q...@4ax.com>
Been having trouble connecting to Google today?
From: Lionel <n...@alt.net>
Newsgroups: news.admin.net-abuse.policy
Subject: Re: [Usenet abuse] Address-morphing from anonymous remailers &
gateways.
Date: Tue, 22 Jun 2004 03:41:54 +0000 (UTC)
Message-ID: <nv9fd0ds1js6akjkl...@4ax.com>
Kibo informs me that Peter da Silva <pe...@taronga.com> stated
that:
>In article <ogoense.net-AE2D...@news.verizon.net>,
>Rebecca Ore <ogoen...@verizon.net> wrote:
>>In article <cat4fa$1rak$1...@citadel.in.taronga.com>,
>> Peter da Silva <pe...@taronga.com> wrote:
>>> Someone else want to take a whack at Usenet II? Usenet XP?
>>> It's getting to be that time again.
>>The human condition is that human problems affect even web groups.
>
>I don't mean web groups, I mean the same kind of distributed technology as
>Usenet, except restricted to sites that are willing to give a
damn.
We'd actually be able to take a big bite out of the problem if
the admins at a bunch of the big news systems stopped giving the
anon gateways a free pass on the address-morphing / crossposting
issue. And if someone at Google would actually pay attention when I
report open web-proxies that are being used to post junk from their
service.
When organisations provide free posting privileges to anyone
with a web browser & a free email account, there's always going to be
/someone/sociopathic enough to spend all day signing up for new
accounts to abuse in the way our troll[s] is/are doing.
If such providers actually thought they were risking
de-peering or a UDP, maybe they'd actually *DO* something about this
crap.
>The technology is fine, it's a matter of will.
Exactly.
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From: Lionel <n...@alt.net>
Newsgroups: news.admin.net-abuse.policy
Subject: Re: [Usenet abuse] Address-morphing from anonymous remailers &
gateways.
Date: Tue, 22 Jun 2004 14:33:24 +1000
Message-ID: <gobfd0hbo238aputl...@4ax.com>
Kibo informs me that Richard Clayton <ric...@highwayman.com> stated
that:
>In article <cdt0d09qrktlkmu2i...@4ax.com>, Lionel
><n...@alt.net> writes
>
>>Kibo informs me that Richard Clayton <ric...@highwayman.com> stated
>>that:
>>
>>>In article <2d20d0tmuam66m7tc...@4ax.com>, Lionel
>>><n...@alt.net> writes
>>>
>>>>I believe that requiring anonymous Usenet gateways to implement the
>>>>following changes would drastically curtail anon-gateway abuse, without
>>>>harming their legitimate uses:
>>>
>>>I fail to see how you would "require" this, but assuming you could:
>>
>>The same way that every other news server is required to adhere to
>>reasonable Usenet behaviour.
>
>even conceding that this is an adequate answer, perhaps you should think
>a little bit deeper and ask yourself exactly how you might reliably
>identify an "anonymous Usenet gateway" so that the news server can
>ensure this adherence
It's not my job to audit every news server on the planet for
compliance with Usenet peering standards, it's *their* job to meet
them, & the job of their peers to ensure that they do. If people
are committing net-abuse from *their* service, it's *their*
responsibility to do something about it, & if they're unwilling or
unable to do so, then it's the responsibility of their news peers.
>>>>(1) Prefix user-supplied subject lines with: "[Anonymised]".
>>>
>>>this would break readers that threaded on subject lines (and likely lead
>>>to some readers duplicating these strings ad infinitum). ie undesirable
>>
>>Are there still newsreaders out there that ignore 'references' headers?
>
>yes of course, old software never dies ... but your question is the
>wrong way round if you wish to propose new behaviour. You should ask,
>"how can I demonstrate that there are no newsreaders out there that
>thread on subject lines"
There's a limit to how long we should have to retain compatibility
with ancient, broken software. In this case, I'm of the opinion that
Usenet is suffering real, irreparable damage from anon-gateway abuse, &
something must be done about it. If that results in users of 15 year
old newsreader software having trouble following threads, I think
that's a very minor price to pay.
>>>>(2) Prefix any user-supplied 'from' data with: "[Anonymous user]"
>>>
>>>no obvious technical downsides .. and would provide a generic method of
>>>filtering (for those whose readers could manage incomplete matches)
>>
>>Yes, that's exactly the point.
>>
>>>>(3) Ban crossposting from anonymous gateways.
>>>
>>>breaks existing cross-posted threads, so undesirable
>>
>>Why?
>
>because every other contributor to the thread will be continuing the
>crosspost, except for the anonymous people who must either choose a
>single group or who will multipost instead. Both are bad for everyone
>else who is interested in what a (well-behaved) anonymous poster has to
>say for themselves.
I've never met, or even heard of a "well-behaved anonymous poster".
If any such people actually exist, any contribution they may make is
far, far outweighed by the damage their abusive co-users cause to
otherwise valuable newsgroups.
>>Is it common for anon-gateway users to carry on long conversations
>>that way?
>
>it doesn't need to be common -- it just needs to be reasonable behaviour
>that will have a negative impact on the community if it is outlawed
TTBOMK, no such creatures exist. They seem to be some sort of
hypothetical construction invented by anon-gateway operators to
justify the abuse committed by their users.
>>Xposting flamebait to umpteen groups via an anon-gateway is a
>>standard method of Usenet net-abuse,
>
>one of the many methods and straightforward to deal with if your reader
>has appropriate functionality to killfile on the various X- headers than
>anon gateways usually emit in vast numbers
Which the vast majority of the newsgroup readership do not have, nor
do the readership of the newsgroups that our trolls crosspost to,
resulting in us being flooded with /their/ responses.
>>how harmful would it be to to
>>prevent xposting, or at least limit it to only a couple of groups?
>
>If I was dictator of the world, I'd ban all crossposting tomorrow since
>it's seldom of any value whatsoever. However, a lot of people disagree
>with me and until I get my promotion I'd rather get along with them all.
>
>So I (and many others) take a very conservative and pragmatic view of
>messing around with conventions and standards and take the view that
>stopping things is harmful until you show otherwise.
Too bad about all the newsgroups that get wrecked, & the people who
abandon Usenet for other online fora. How come you don't seem to be
able to see the harm that's occurring /there/?
In summary:
(a) I have not seen even the smallest shred of evidence that
anon-gateways are of even the slightest value to Usenet as a whole.
(b) I am watching a popular & useful newsgroup being deliberately
trashed by people who are using anon-gateways as their biggest
bludgeon against it.
(c) To date, the sole responses from the operators of these
anon-gateways is either a deafening silence, or an auto-ack telling
us to just hit delete. I don't consider either of these 'responses' to
be acceptable.
(d) It'd be trivially easy for anon-gateway operators to drastically
reduce the impact of abuse (by tagging 'from' or 'subject' lines)
from their services, while preserving their utility for any hypothetical
'well-behaved' anon-gateway user.
(e) Anon-gateway operators refuse to even discuss these issues, much
less actually *do* anything about them.
(f) IMO, this puts anon-gateways squarely in the same category as
dedicated spam servers, and they should be dealt with in the same
ways - ie; by de-peering or UDP.
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From: Soapy <yp...@hotmail.com>
ab...@hotmail.com
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There is a *reason* why people have been increasingly abandoning Usenet
for web-fora, et al, & this sort of crap is a major part of it. I've
even considered it myself, & I'm a hardcore news-junkie. The levels of
personal, professional, & RL harassment people have been receiving in
rec.photo.* have been truly mind-boggling, & I'm astounded that nobody
has yet launched legal action against Google, the mail2news gateways or
their peers.
From: Lionel <n...@alt.net>
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Exactly.
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From: Lionel <n...@alt.net>
Newsgroups: news.admin.net-abuse.policy
In summary:
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From: Lionel <long...@newsguy.com>
Newsgroups: rec.arts.comics.strips,alt.usenet.kooks
Subject: Re: Cream of mushroom soup ... a liberal plot?
Date: Wed, 22 Jan 2003 22:56:21 +1100
Organization: ACME Hunting Supplies
Message-ID: <b0m0ug$5tq$0...@pita.alt.net>
On Wed, 22 Jan 2003 09:56:19 GMT, in
<7VtX9.88068$VA5.15...@news1.news.adelphia.net>, "Mike Peterson"
<pete...@nelliebly.org> said:
>"Lionel" <long...@newsguy.com> wrote in message
>news:bl8s2v4okei5hf1nh...@4ax.com...
>> Kibo informs me that dagb...@LART.ca (Dave Brown) stated that:
>>
>> >In article <frtr2vg6lpt862kkg...@4ax.com>,
>> >Lionel <long...@newsguy.com> wrote:
>> >: Nice flame Dave. Good to see that you believe in recycling. ;)
>> >
>> >Oh great, the wandering troll has decided to shit all over this
>> >newsgroup too.
>>
>> You shouldn't be so hard on yourself, Dave. We all still love you. ;)
>>
>> PS: How's your sex life? Getting much lately?
>
>Why? Mom not home when you get off the bus?
Nah, the bitch keeps claiming to have a headache, so I thought I'd see
if Dave was interested in a little action.
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From: Lionel <a...@buggeroff.org>
Newsgroups: alt.tasteless
Subject: Re: i see the girls go by, dressed in their summer clothes...
Date: Fri, 16 Jul 2004 21:07:14 +1000
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Kibo informs me that x...@xxx.xxx (Derm) stated that:
>KK <remov...@furburger.net> wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 13 Jul 2004 21:19:14 -0500, Derm wrote:
>>
>>> Do you REALLY want to watch her puke or are you just looking for
>>> some pussy?
>>
>>I think it would be fun to watch someone getting hot from barfing.
>
> What if she wants you to kiss her after she pukes? Yeeeaaahhhhh,
>didn't think of that did ya?
I'm guessing that you've never been picked up at a nightclub by a really
drunk chick who's recently puked up her first 10 drinks of the night.
You'd be surprised at how easy it is to cope with the smell of vomit on
a girl's breath if she's really hot, & is drunkenly slurring a list of
the perversions she'd like you to practise on her. It certainly
surprised me the first time. It helps if you pretend that you've both
had a pasta meal with way too much Parmesan cheese on it. Alternatively,
you can drink so much that you do your own puking, then you won't notice
it on her breath at all.
(Just call me Cupid...)
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Laming behind a killfile, like your buddy, Spanked Stooge?
> --
> Starshine Moonbeam
<151 lines of screed>
Wow. I really touched a nerve.
LOL
Hey Dean, did you really just spend 36 hours Googling me?
BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
An "I made you respond" from an AUKer - color me surprised!
>
> --
> "Absolutely I am racist" -- Ken shows his caring, gentle
> side in Msg <u5htf0lhg1ihfqi3g...@4ax.com>.
I can see I'm going to have to dumb it down replying to you.
>
> --
> "Absolutely I am racist" -- Ken shows his caring, gentle
> side in Msg <u5htf0lhg1ihfqi3g...@4ax.com>.
Where does it say *I* sent complaints, my little comprehension
challenged whiner?
In fact, I've posted how I'd talked people into *not* sending
complaints, you prevaricating prick.
> Deano, when you're pasting all that archived crap into your rants, are
> you actually under the illusion that *anyone* but you actually reads it?
Autoflame Grade: +A.
It will be an Olympian effort to get much dumber than it is, but give it your
best shot, you rarely fail to disappoint.
>> <151 lines of screed snipped>
>>
>> Wow. I really touched a nerve.
>>
>> LOL
>
>An "I made you respond" from an AUKer
Dean spanked into higher orbit by one post form Suzieflame.
LOL
> Kibo informs me that ± <h0plib...@hotmail.com> stated that:
>
>>Lionel wrote:
>>>
>>> Kibo informs me that Suzieflame <Suzie...@yachtmail.com> stated
>>> that:
>>>
>>> >On Thu, 05 Aug 2004 23:39:47 +1000, use...@imagenoir.com wrote:
>>> >
>>> >>Kibo informs me that Suzieflame <Suzie...@yachtmail.com> stated
>>> >>that:
>>> >>
>>> >>>On Thu, 05 Aug 2004 01:02:41 -0700, ± <h0plib...@hotmail.com>
>>> >>>wrote:
>>> >>>
>>> >>>>Lionel wrote:
>>> >>>>>
>>> >>>>> Kibo informs me that ± <h0plib...@hotmail.com> stated
>>> >>>>> that:
>>> >>>>>
>>> >>>>> >Buy the KY and tissues at Costco
>>> >>>>
>>> >>>>How's the job, you cock-sucking motherfucker?:
>>> >>>
>>> >>>Deano,
>>> >>>
>>> >>>you really need to consider if threatening to lose someone their
>>> >>>(admittedly third rate) job while spitting blood and yelling with
>>> >>>insane rage at the screen is going to be considered more as proof
>>> >>>that you are winning the battle of the witless, or more as proof
>>> >>>that you're being beaten to a pulp and will shortly be spanked
>>> >>>into oblivion by someone who still has his third rate job.
>>> >>
>>> >>Jeez Suzie, you don't seriously imagine that a coward like Deano
>>> >>"Mr Hypocrisy" Humphries is actually capable of realising that
>>> >>he's doing the exact same things that he cries about other people
>>> >>doing to him? - Much less that doing so makes him look like the
>>> >>complete luser that he is?
>>> >
>>> >Dean Humphries, meet Scott Abraham. Scott Abraham, Dean Humphries.
>>>
>>> --------------
>>> From: ± <h0plib...@hotmail.com>
>>> Newsgroups:
>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,alt.snuh,alt.flame,alt.usenet.koo
>>> ks,alt.tasteless,alt.closet.homos,rec.photo.digital,news.groups,news.
>>> admin.net-abuse.usenet,alt.whiner.lionel-lauer Message-ID:
>>> <40DAD740...@hotmail.com> -------------
>>> I'm used to Meowers/DB6ers phoning and emailing my place of
>>> employment, complaining I was using company time and resources to
>>> post flames and cascades to UseNet.
>>>
>>> All over words posted to UseNet - and none of those brave accusers
>>> have yet to post an apology, not that I'm holding my breath, of
>>> course. -------------
>>>
>>> Unlike cowardly little Deano, I certainly haven't tried to fuck with
>>> anyone's job "over words posted to UseNet".
>>
>>You have proof that I've done so?
>
> *snort* How much proof of your cowardice would you like, Deano?
>
> Here's *some* of your attempts to fuck with my job, Coward:
Posting to Usenet is fucking with your job? You might consider a new job,
then.
> =============================
> <http://www.google.com/groups?safe=off&ie=UTF-8&as_usubject=obsidian&as
> And here are some of Jason's attempts:
Guess what, Lionel? By making this post,you are officially FUCKING WITH
YOUR JOB! Oh dear!
Nice kook logic.
> =============================
> <http://www.google.com/groups?safe=off&ie=UTF-8&as_usubject=obsidian&as
> _uauthors=mas...@mason.snuh&lr=&num=100&hl=en> "Results 1 - 5 of about
> 58 for insubject:obsidian author:mas...@mason.snuh. (0.23 seconds)"
> =============================
> Re: Do You Think Obsidian Consulting Group Thinks *Flaming* the ...
> ... He doesn't seem to understand a lot of things.
> http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&safe=off&c2coff=1
> &q=Obsidian+Consulting+Group&btnG=Search Obsidian Consulting is making
> big waves on Usenet/Google. ...
> alt.usenet.kooks - 18 Jul 2004 by Hiram Abiff - View Thread (137
> articles)
>
> Re: Do You Think Obsidian Consulting Group Thinks *Flaming* the ...
> ... Another public meltdown? [... It would be interesting to see if
> Obsidian Consulting
> Group considers your actions net abuse, I'd bet most people would. Not
> after they've
> seen the stuff that you posted about me & my girlfriend *first*,
> PeeWee. ...
> england.chat - 16 Jul 2004 by Hiram Abiff - View Thread (20 articles)
>
> Re: DRUG ADDICT LIONEL LAUER of OBSIDIAN CONSULTING GROUP in ...
> ... news:Xns953A1699489...@130.133.1.4: "William Graham"
> <we...@castcom.org>
> scribbled in using a crayon
> news:2004080305171...@mail3.lidya.net: DRUG ADDICT
> LIONEL LAUER of OBSIDIAN CONSULTING GROUP in MELBOURNE AUSTRALIA
> CONDONES ...
> rec.photo.digital - 3 Aug 2004 by Tupac Chopra - View Thread (17
> articles)
>
> Re: OBSIDIAN CONSULTING of MELBOURNE employs DRUG ADDICTED LIONEL ...
> OBSIDIAN CONSULTINg of MELBOURNE, Australia employs DRUG ADDICTED
> LIONEL LAUER! Clients of Obsidian Consulting
> in Melbourne Australia should be aware that they employ a drug
> addicted individual named Lionel Lauer. ...
> rec.photo.digital - 26 Jul 2004 by The Foole and His Monkey Soon
> Partied - View Thread (1 article)
>
> Re: Do You Think Obsidian Consulting Group Thinks *Flaming* the ...
> news:MPG.1b7771018...@news.alt.net: In article
> <Xns9538D0D1750DAs...@207.14.113.17>,
> George Ringo John Paul Jonestown Massacre (mas...@mason.snuh) dropped
> a +5 bundle of words... ...
> alt.flame - 1 Aug 2004 by George Ringo John Paul Jonestown Massacre -
> View Thread (138 articles)
> =============================
>
> And that's not even including the anonymised posts from the
> mystery-man
With good reason, since it doesn't appear to be us.
> who so very conveniently posts the employment details,
> full names, home addresses, home phone numbers, etc, of the people
> you're harassing in the rec.photo groups
What people are those? I don't read that group, so I would have a lot of
trouble harassing them.
> - which *you* then splash all
> over Usenet. Gee, how lucky it is for you that this mysterious person
> has decided to spend half his life digging up personal information on
> people for you & posting it anonymously, so you can crosspost it all
> over Usenet while being able to blame the original 'outing' on your
> mystery man.
Lucky? Unlucky for you, rather. You seem to have a talent for getting
into hot water.
> One thing you should consider though, Deano, is how it might affect
> *your* life if some anonymous informant should decide to do the same
> thing to *you* as your informant is doing to rec.photo.* regulars.
> Following the Golden Rule isn't just about being nice, it's also the
> intelligent thing to do. It's very, very stupid to use tactics on
> other people that you wouldn't want them to use on you.
We already know you're a netkkkop, Lionel. Why does this kook escalation
come as no surprise?
> Something else for you & your little friends to consider, Deano:
> I've been on Usenet for about 8 years now, & right from the beginning,
> I've been involved in many fights as dirty as this one, & the single
> concession I've made to separate my activities on Usenet from my real
> life was to stop including my surname in my posts, because I got tired
> of idiots on a couple of local technical mailing lists phoning me for
> advice on topics I'd posted about. You Snuhtards aren't even close to
> being the first lusers to /try/ to fuck with my job, girlfriend or
> family. So far, not even one of you cowards has caused me to so much
> as lose a minutes sleep - much less lose a job or a girlfriend. The
> only effect it has is to demonstrate to everyone reading your posts
> that I've beaten you so badly that you're desperate for any tactic
> that you think might possibly scare me off.
> Oh, & just for your information, unemployable little Snuhtard, the 20+
> years I've spent in the IT industry mean that I haven't had to go
> looking for work in years, because it comes looking for me, & I'm not
> interested in working for any organisation that would give a shit
> about the impotent ravings of some drug-addicted, unemployed
> mental-case on the other side of the planet. And while we're on the
> topic of your pathetic life, I've never had to undergo a piss-test in
> my life - over here, they're for Olympic athletes & burnt out
> drug-addicts like you, who have to stay clean while they're out on
> probation.
Yes, we can all tell you don't care, Lionel.
>>As you have proof that NSP's are blocking my posts, Barney?
>
> Hm, let's see what my options are here:
> 1) I can provide proof by naming the news services & the relevant
> newsadmins, which you'll totally ignore, as you always do whenever
> anyone proves their claims to you. Worse, I'd also be handing them to
> you & your allies on a platter for the kind of job-related harassment
> that you cowards are currently dishing out to me, & would undoubtedly
> inflict on them as well.
Waaaahhh! Poor baby!
> 2) I can just laugh at you & tell you to give that coke-addled h4X0r
> brain of yours an unaccustomed workout by checking the propagation of
> your own posts to a bunch of news servers, which will provide
> unfakeable proof that you, personally, are being dropped *at transit
> level* at numerous big Usenet sites - as are many of your little
> friends.
Sounds like you've been a busy little kook.
> Hm, tough choice, but I think I'll go with option 2, Snuhtard. ;)
>
> PS: You might want to ask someone who works at a news provider what
> the difference is between your posts being dropped at a particular
> news server, vs them being dropped at transit level. ;)
And then you can tell us all how it matters?
>>> I'm also not stupid enough to post newsgroup hacking advice & a link
>>> to newsgroup hacking tools to a newsgroup as straightlaced as
>>> news.groups, then have the nerve to turn around & call my opponent a
>>> netKKKop when the site is 404ed by the site host, when they've
>>> probably received a bazillion complaints from the news.groupies.
>>
>>Bore you claimed it was a poster from the UPA groups - not that I'm
>>surprised that you would lie.
>
> <rolls eyes> You really fancy yourself as some kind of spin-meister,
> don't you, you clueless little gimp. *One* of the AUK readers who
> reported your violation of Geoshitties TOS posted to AUK to *take the
> credit* for nuking your sad, *un-backed-up* little website, & there
> undoubtedly would've been dozens of other complaints from the people
> in news.groups.
Snuh?
>>> Jeez, the RL equivalent
>>> would be for Dumphries to throw a brick through a police station
>>> window during a free donut promotion, then blame *me* when they slap
>>> the cuffs on him:
>>
>>Maybe you should be responsible for you post to UseNet, Barney
>
> And that little non-sequitur was intended to convey what, exactly?
Buh?
>> - I don't
>>control what you post.
>
> That's correct, lamer - you don't - that's why you've resorted to the
> lame & cowardly tactic of trying to screw with my job in an impotent
> attempt to stop me from flaming you.
Please stop flaming me!
> BTW Deano, if you & your silly little gang think that 'outing' me,
> complaining to my employer, threatening me with imaginary lawsuits or
> flooding Google with bizarre slander about Obsidian & myself will get
> me off your case, you're even stupider than you look in your photo. ;)
I am trembling in fear at all of this.
> [200+ lines of archived posts snipped]
>
> Deano, when you're pasting all that archived crap into your rants, are
> you actually under the illusion that *anyone* but you actually reads
> it?
>
You just cut and pasted a bunch of it.
Say, if you're so secure in your job, why the huge rant about it?
--
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Publishing people's real names, addresses, and phone numbers when there's no
other way for you to come out of a flamewar with any dignity is cool, and
proves that you are a master of secret internet information stores, and
absolutely not to be fucked with.
................................................................
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>>>> at http://www.TitanNews.com <<<<
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I don't use a killfile and the only one laming, is you.
HTH.
BTW, why did you snip this out?
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`~~88~~' 88 88 88' 88 `8D 88 `8D .8P Y8. .8P Y8. 88'
88 88ooo88 88ooooo 88oodD' 88oobY' 88 88 88 88 88ooo
88 88~~~88 88~~~~~ 88~~~ 88`8b 88 88 88 88 88~~~
88 88 88 88. 88 88 `88. `8b d8' `8b d8' 88
YP YP YP Y88888P 88 88 YD `Y88P' `Y88P' YP
--
Dean Humphries shows the spOOky power of prognostication:
"*plonk*"
- Jimmy Kopout, spanked July 30th
(rTqOc.23604$BU4.1...@news20.bellglobal.com)
"My money is on Kaput, as hard as that may be to believe."
- Dean Humphries, July 31st
(410B88C5...@hotmail.com)
"For you and the rest of the world - as I've already stated, this is
*my*
UseNet and I'm kind enough to share it with one and all.
That's quite a magnanimous gesture on my part, if I say so myself."
- Dean Humphries in Message ID 4090C173...@hotmail.com
Buh?
>>>> Jeez, the RL equivalent
>>>> would be for Dumphries to throw a brick through a police station
>>>> window during a free donut promotion, then blame *me* when they slap
>>>> the cuffs on him:
>>>
>>>Maybe you should be responsible for you post to UseNet, Barney
>>
>> And that little non-sequitur was intended to convey what, exactly?
>
>
>Buh?
Guh?
>>> - I don't
>>>control what you post.
>>
>> That's correct, lamer - you don't - that's why you've resorted to the
>> lame & cowardly tactic of trying to screw with my job in an impotent
>> attempt to stop me from flaming you.
>
>
>Please stop flaming me!
>
>
>> BTW Deano, if you & your silly little gang think that 'outing' me,
>> complaining to my employer, threatening me with imaginary lawsuits or
>> flooding Google with bizarre slander about Obsidian & myself will get
>> me off your case, you're even stupider than you look in your photo. ;)
>
>
>I am trembling in fear at all of this.
>
>
>> [200+ lines of archived posts snipped]
>>
>> Deano, when you're pasting all that archived crap into your rants, are
>> you actually under the illusion that *anyone* but you actually reads
>> it?
>>
>
>You just cut and pasted a bunch of it.
>
>Say, if you're so secure in your job, why the huge rant about it?
Snuh!
--
Charles Kader, Caped Cascader, Usenet Sanitary Squad ID 128DB.
"If you cannot answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call
him vile names." -- Elbert Hubbard.
> In article <4114B921...@hotmail.com>, =?iso-8859-1?Q?=B1?=
> (h0plib...@hotmail.com) dropped a +5 bundle of words...
>
[...]
>> Laming behind a killfile, like your buddy, Spanked Stooge?
>
> I don't use a killfile and the only one laming, is you.
>
> HTH.
>
> BTW, why did you snip this out?
Probably because his "proof" is so old even he knows he looks like a weepy
little girl when he curls into a ball and starts sobbing because I ignore
him 99% of the time.
[...]
> That's another story - here's that *proof* thing I always seem to be
> able to post, unlike yourself, Spooge-Stooge:
>
> From: "spo...@petitmorte.net" <spo...@petitmorte.net>
> Message-ID: <Xns929BD7E3246...@petitmorte.net>
Posted: Date: 3 Oct 2002 04:14:20 GMT
> I see. Dean is more fucked in the head than the last time he slipped
> out of my killfile then.
>
>
> From: "spo...@petitmorte.net" <spo...@petitmorte.net>
> Message-ID: <Xns91F1E97C312...@207.14.113.17>
Posted: Date: 16 Apr 2002 05:57:11 GMT
> I thought he'd lost yet another ISP account or something. He hasn't
> popped out of my killfile in months.
>
>
> From: "spo...@petitmorte.net" <spo...@petitmorte.net>
> Message-ID: <Xns92A0E940F16...@petitmorte.net>
Posted: Date: 8 Oct 2002 05:56:53 GMT
> yp...@shotmail.com (Soapy) wrote in
> news:Xns929FEDC...@207.14.113.17:
>
>> "spo...@petitmorte.net" <spo...@petitmorte.net> wrote in
>> <Xns929FC96E672...@petitmorte.net>:
>
> [...]
>>>I plonked you because you are The Most Boring Poster On Usenet,
>>
>> Is that why you reply to him from behind your killfile?
>
> I do it because every once in a while he begs for a slap upside of his
> misshappen head. He keeps repeating the same crap over and over and
> over
>
>
> again. Some idiots suck it up like oxygen.
>
> D' ya recognize yourself in that equation?
>
>
> From: "spo...@petitmorte.net" <spo...@petitmorte.net>
> Message-ID: <Xns929BC8FF9F8...@petitmorte.net>
Posted: Date: 3 Oct 2002 02:46:31 GMT
> Dean?
>
> He wants people to use coinsistant addresses? Let me check
> something... I have 8 addresses for him in my killfile. What a
> fuckhead he is.
>
> ******************************
>
>
>
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> 88' YP 88 88 .8P Y8. 88 I8I 88 88'YbdP`88 88'
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> `8888Y' YP YP `Y88P' `8b8' `8d8' YP YP YP Y88888P
>
>
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> `~~88~~' 88 88 88' 88 `8D 88 `8D .8P Y8. .8P Y8. 88'
> 88 88ooo88 88ooooo 88oodD' 88oobY' 88 88 88 88 88ooo
> 88 88~~~88 88~~~~~ 88~~~ 88`8b 88 88 88 88 88~~~
> 88 88 88 88. 88 88 `88. `8b d8' `8b d8' 88
> YP YP YP Y88888P 88 88 YD `Y88P' `Y88P' YP
>
Ya gotta give him credit, he's just proven that apparently keeps every post
I make that has his name in it, and that he'll spend time finding 1 1/2
year old posts where I yank his chain with the word 'killfile'.
I yanked his chain last week by replying to a post of his. First he popped
a lil'ol' chubby and stroked himself off, then he did his Mighty alt.flame
Spank Dance.
HaHahaHaHa.
--
Two essential soc.men FAQs:
http://www.insurgent.org/~alcatroll/Soc.men/faq.html
http://www.insurgent.org/~alcatroll/Soc.men/altfaq.html
"Women. What could you say? Who made 'em? God must've
been a fucking genius."
He's the hungry hippo of archiving. Google is definitely his friend.
>
> I yanked his chain last week by replying to a post of his. First he popped
> a lil'ol' chubby and stroked himself off, then he did his Mighty alt.flame
> Spank Dance.
>
> HaHahaHaHa.
It doesn't take much for him to meltdown. One post from you's about
enough to do it. He thinks about you A LOT.
--
Starshine Moonbeam
mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
You could just rip on his kids and watch him completely meltdown.
You were talking about Starshit Moonstain right?
--
When I finally do go to hell, I am kicking Satan's ass and taking over.
I want to be buried face down when I die,
so my enemies can still keep kissing my ass.
This isn't the troll you are looking for. Move along now.
> You could
Brandon, your mother is calling you in for dinner.
Look both ways before you cross the street, sonny.
I'll try and draw big pictures, LouieLame.
I noticed where you purposefully munged alt.flame in the groupline so no
one there would see you were Spanked by
alt.2eggs.sausage.beans.tomatoes.2toast.largetea.cheerslove, of all
groups - were they *that* ornery a bunch?:
From: Suzieflame <Suzie...@yachtmail.com>
Newsgroups:
alt.2eggs.sausage.beans.tomatoes.2toast.largetea.cheerslove,alt,flame
Subject: Just to say goodbye...
Date: Fri, 23 Jul 2004 18:05:47 +0200
Organization: Suzieflame Inc.
Lines: 13
Message-ID: <0md2g0ln1v11nthdn...@4ax.com>
... to all those of you in the newsgroup
alt.2eggs.sausage.beans.tomatoes.2toast.largetea.cheerslove
who were incapable of responding to any kind of substance.
And especially Ken, who is immortalised in my .sig.
Which is just as well, considering.
-
"I am racist" -- Ken shows his caring, gentle side.
>
> --
> "Absolutely I am racist" -- Ken shows his caring, gentle
> side in Msg <u5htf0lhg1ihfqi3g...@4ax.com>.
Why is creating a newsgroup a soank, k00kologist?
BTW - were you able to get that pedo troll, Bullis, off the net?:
From: Suzieflame <Suzi...@yachtmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks
Subject: Re: VOTE: Kook Awards for July 2003
Date: Sun, 03 Aug 2003 22:16:41 +0200
Organization: www.suzieflame.com
Message-ID: <r8rqivkgtkj343saf...@4ax.com>
I am on the right side of the kook demarcation line; my services against
Bullis
and Schattie Abraham (the creation of an entire newsgroup to soank him)
prove
my status as a kookhunter.
Suzie
-
Suzieflame
LOL
>
> --
> "Absolutely I am racist" -- Ken shows his caring, gentle
> side in Msg <u5htf0lhg1ihfqi3g...@4ax.com>.
Let's hope he doesn't run and hide again.
From: "BobT" (aka Trippy and Sunshine Moonbeam) <x...@y.net>
Subject: Re: Hey, Leon & Sweeney - How about a new newsgroup?
Message-ID: <YvwW5.31525$II2.2...@newsread2.prod.itd.earthlink.net>
Just say 'no' to idiot sigs.
Plonk.
"Dean Humphries" <snu...@NOSPAMPLEACEhotmail.com> wrote in message
news:3A29E13F...@NOSPAMPLEACEhotmail.com...
> >>>>> Get Snuhy!
> >>>>
> >>>> news:alt.tv.simpsons.snuh
> >>>
> >>> news:alt.binaries.snuh
> >>
> >> news:alt.folklore.snuh
> >
> > news:alt.snuh
>
> http://www.geocities.com/buhsnuh
>
>
> for adults only: http://www.snuhpr0n.org
>
>
> THE
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> Dr. Richard Silverł SPAMNEENERS CLUB Member
> england.chat top poster for July, 2000
> Sabu424's The Good Guys List member
>
> From: en_mog <en_...@hotmail.com>
> Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
> Subject: Goodbye :-)
> Date: Sat, 29 Apr 2000 08:05:45 -0500
>
> If I have any integrity at all, I must leave. I welcome others
> to do so as well if they refuse to be led by a group of
> unthinking drones that are stuck in such a mindnumbingly
> predictable pattern of
> snuh/attack/snuh/attack/penises/attack/snuh/rectum/attack/.
>
> From: TGOS <tg...@spamcop.net>
> Newsgroups: alt.hentai.sailor-moon
> Subject: Re: Great Newsgroup!
> Date: 27 Nov 2000 02:23:19 -0600
>
> Nobody can control the snuh.
>
> Ready to create a new newsgroup?
> Everything you need is here:
>
> http://www.bigfoot.com/~hamishmcsnetter
>
> pleace add to yuor lits: snuh music
> http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/49/tinc_project.html
>
> this has been another unique, handcrafted and thoughtful psot from the
> Snuh family of fine psoters.
>
>
God I love Suzie when she gets angry...
Parroting Lionel is neither funny nor clever.
--
__ __ __ __ O O O
/ / | / | / | / | O o o
(___ ( |(___|(___|(___| o _____________o
)| )| )| ) o.;-----------./|
__/ |__/ | / | __/ // S O A P Y // |
|'-----------'| /
Smeeter #30-something jgs | | /
'-------------'`
"This is just disgusting. I should give myself a lot of love."
----Starshine Moronbeam reveals his lonely love life in
<MPG.1b7a36e87...@news.alt.net>
>Suzieflame wrote:
>>
>> On Sat, 07 Aug 2004 06:15:56 -0700, ą <h0plib...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> >> <151 lines of screed snipped>
>> >>
>> >> Wow. I really touched a nerve.
>> >>
>> >> LOL
>> >
>> >An "I made you respond" from an AUKer
>>
>> Dean spanked into higher orbit by one post form Suzieflame.
>>
>> LOL
>
>Wh<SPANK>
How's the view up there, spanky?
AUK-style rules?
Sure, LouieLame.
>
> --
> "Absolutely I am racist" -- Ken shows his caring, gentle
> side in Msg <u5htf0lhg1ihfqi3g...@4ax.com>.
Newbie.
>Suzieflame wrote:
>>
>> On Tue, 10 Aug 2004 01:52:01 -0700, ą <h0plib...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> >Suzieflame wrote:
>> >>
>> >> On Sat, 07 Aug 2004 06:15:56 -0700, ą <h0plib...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >> <151 lines of screed snipped>
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Wow. I really touched a nerve.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> LOL
>> >> >
>> >> >An "I made you respond" from an AUKer
>> >>
>> >> Dean spanked into higher orbit by one post form Suzieflame.
>> >>
>> >> LOL
>> >
>> >Wh<SPANK>
>>
>> H<Chomp>
>
>A<WHOOPS!>
How's the view from orbit, Deano?
One thing about you AUKers - you keep it simple and not by choice.
>
> --
> "Absolutely I am racist" -- Ken shows his caring, gentle
> side in Msg <u5htf0lhg1ihfqi3g...@4ax.com>.