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Apr 15, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/15/99
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Damn, I forgot to post this for your friends in nan-au and nanae,
Timmy. Oh, and I'm sure this is on topic in altnet.general. It *does*
concern altopia's "netcop cascaders" censor, too. Pity I can't post
there throught my THIRD account, which I really ought to say thankyou
for. And we mustn't forget your old pals in a.l.s., eh? I'll send them
a seperate post.

Whoo Boy! I'll bet you wish you hadn't written this, Timbo.

Tim Thorne wrote:
>afe...@hotmail.com ("Menjy") wrote:
>>Tim Thorne wrote:
>>>afe...@hotmail.com ("Menjy") wrote:
>>>>Tim Thorne wrote:

><flush>

Flush? Hehaha! Sure, flush away, chucklebum. I want to get to the good
bit.

>>>>>>The 'bot was run by a childish, mindless little prick with *way* too much time
>>>>>>on his hands.
>>>>>
>>>>>I never had that much time for it, actually.
>>>>
>>>>"There is nothing worse than having a spare couple of
>>>> hours and you can't find an open server to abuse."
>>>> -FySH "my time is precious" Thorne
>>>> HipCrime Mailing List
>>>>
>>>>December 26th - Boxing Day. What was the problem, wanker? Nothing on telly?
>>>>Pubs closed? You sad, no-life little arsehole.
>>>
>>>Weren't you posting on Christmas Eve? Why, yes you were.
>>
>>Sure, I was in my office on the morning of the 24th. Y'know, office hours...
>>well, of course you don't bloody know, do you? Tesco Trainee Deputy Managers
>>don't *have* office hours.
>
>I was on three weeks holiday at the time.

[Gasp]

And you're *really* admitting this to all those people out there?
Fuck, I used to pity you when you told us all about your peasant
package-holidays to bloody Benidorm, and your drunken yob behaviour at
the Munich beer festivals, but now you're telling me you took three
weeks' holiday and spent 'em trying to be an ELITE HACKER DOOD??

> Doesn't your boss even let you have Christmas off?

Umm, I was in my office on the *morning* of the 24th. The frogs have
to work in the afternoon, too. I didn't, FySH, 'cause I don't have a
boss. Anyhow, let's continue...

><snip, oft repeated garbage>

Sure thing, FySH. Snippety-snip. This gets even better.

>>>You have a point here?
>>
>>Yeah, you're a sad, no-life little arsehole. That's what I said.
>
>Says Bullock who was in the office on Christmas Eve posting to Usenet.

Sure. I was in the *office*. At work, FySH. And you were [guffaw] ON
THREE WEEKS' HOLIDAY! Moaning that "There is nothing worse than having
a spare couple of hours and you can't find an open server to abuse."
Bwahaha! Two fucking hours! Hooheheha! THREE WEEKS!!

Youe aren't merely a sad, no-life little arsehole, FySH. To paraphrase
Robin Williams, you have got to be one of the saddest little arseholes
in the direst need of a fucking life in the entire history of UseNet.

"I was on three weeks' holiday, fucking around with newsagent" - Tim
Thorne.

This must be the most fuckheaded thing written since Palmjob's "clealy
sir".

--
Flamer to the Gentry -- Prof. IACW -- mhm 20x8 -- "ludus non nisi
sanguineus"
http://members.xoom.com/fgentry/ (updated 8th April 99)

t h e T i m m y "F u c k u p" T h o r n e .s i g f i l e

"There is nothing worse than having a spare couple of
hours and you can't find an open server to abuse."
-FySH "my time is precious" Thorne
HipCrime Mailing List

"I was on three weeks holiday at the time."
-Tim Thorne, one of the saddest little arseholes in the direst
need of a fucking life in the entire history of UseNet.
<372bf0e3...@alpha.news.global.net.uk>

"I'm not a supporter of content censorship."
FySH "not an 'ypocrite, 'onest" Thorne on censorship
<373176d3...@alpha.news.global.net.uk>

"I hereby give notice I will netcop any alt.net poster posting a
cascade in alt.flame or alt.fan.hell-flame-wars."
-FySH "Netcop" Thorne lays down the law
<366fef3b...@hell-flame-wars.mil>

"I was just engaging in a little pest control in alt.flame.
Cascades are down over 50% since then."
-FySH Thorne on netcopping altopia users
<371d4147...@alpha.news.global.net.uk>

[The term 'whiney cunt'] certainly applies to
Netcops who get Netcopped...
-Sir Fuckhead, HFW member
<37188c76...@hell-flame-wars.org>

"Now, go get under your Barney covers and hypocritically
bitch about netcops for another week, worthless cunt."
-Antaine, HFW member
<372559cf...@news.alt.net>

"That's comforting to know. Globalnet said they'd had over 30
complaints. Anyone wanna fess up or are you all cowards?"
-Timmy "worthless cunt" Thorne
<372fc3dd...@alpha.news.global.net.uk>


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