Attention all crossposters
Harold Carey
>
>Sorry to have taken so long to respond to your troll/lame, but I have
>had more important things to do, like having a life. You are nothing but
>a pathetic little piece of human flotsam floating on the waters of the
>usenet ocean. Groups like AFPR are nothing but havens for whiny little
>piss-ants who refuse to grow up and get a real life. My 10-year-old son
>must have more taste than you, because he realizes that the MMPR suck.
>Why don't you start by moving out of mommy and daddy's house, going out
>and getting a REAL job (not that paper
>hat/hi-my-name-is-harold-nametag/you-want-fries-with-that job you have
>now), and getting a girlfriend (something a little more real than Rosie
>and her 5 sisters), and then getting a LIFE! You're nothing but a little
>luser out there, parked in front of the TV, drooling over the pink
>ranger, whining when your mom tells you to turn off the TV, that it's
>your bedtime. I'm sure thatif you were to actually get a life, that your
>head would explode for the fact that you'd be so totally confused, you
>wouldn't know what to do.
>
>Meanwhile, you can eat shit and die a miserable death. Fuck you, and
>fuck your family too. There is no way that you're going to netcop me
>sufficiently to get me spanked off of any system. I've been netcopped
>before, and I'm still here. I will continue crossposting until hell
>freezes over, and there's nothing you or anyone else on AFPR or the rest
>of the usenet, for that matter can do about it! I am intimately familiar
>with the AUP of my ISP, as well as having an excellent working
>relationship with the sysadmins.
>
>Give it up. You will never win. If you continue your puerile drivel
>about crossposting, your little froup may just be turned into a smoking
>crater similar to demon.local, alt.flame.niggers, and other froups that
>have faced the Empire of Meow.
>
>Good day.
You see? You see? He's threatening to destroy alt.fan.power-rangers with
his little flunky Meower group, and he sent this through e-mail, thereby
threatening me! This should be grounds for your dismissal from alt.net right
now. In fact, I've sent this post over to news.admin.net-abuse.usenet and
news.admin.net-abuse.e-mail for further dissection.
I hope you have a good time rotting in the slammer for sending threats through a
phone line, loser.
YOU CAN'T THREATEN PEOPLE WITH HARM AND GET AWAY WITH IT!
(Sorry to type in all caps, but this situation is really irritaing me.)
I know I won't be sending you any hacksaws while you're in the slammer.
BTW, I'm sure your ten-year-old son is REEEEEEEEAL proud about having an
netabusing scumbucket like you.
And trust me, if he is as smart and cultured as you say, then he'll like PR.
It's too bad his father is too unintelligent to understand the complex plotlines
and conflict that run through the series.
I suggest you look for another ISP soon. And to kindly keep your feces-spackled
nose out of alt.fan.power-rangers in the future.
Yours Truly,
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Chíp Síntax
(Harold Carey) said on Sun, 23 Aug 1998 22:48:38 GMT:
Yes. 20/20 sparky.
> You see?
Asking twice in a row won't help anyone who *can* see, sparky.
> He's threatening to destroy alt.fan.power-rangers with
>his little flunky Meower group, and he sent this through e-mail, thereby
>threatening me!
And the threat to *you* was....?
Fuckhead.
> This should be grounds for your dismissal from alt.net right
>now. In fact, I've sent this post over to news.admin.net-abuse.usenet and
>news.admin.net-abuse.e-mail for further dissection.
There's one, and only one, possible reply to this:
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>I hope you have a good time rotting in the slammer for sending threats through a
>phone line, loser.
Again, the "threat" is what?
Fuckhead.
>YOU CAN'T THREATEN PEOPLE WITH HARM AND GET AWAY WITH IT!
Ok Harold, follow these steps exactly--they're for your own good:
1) Copy and print the following:
"I will take my medication before I post"
2) Memorize the above phrase.
3) Tape phrase onto monitor.
>(Sorry to type in all caps, but this situation is really irritaing me.)
Read previous reply.
>I know I won't be sending you any hacksaws while you're in the slammer.
>
>BTW, I'm sure your ten-year-old son is REEEEEEEEAL proud about having an
>netabusing scumbucket like you.
>
>And trust me, if he is as smart and cultured as you say, then he'll like PR.
>It's too bad his father is too unintelligent to understand the complex plotlines
>and conflict that run through the series.
Waitagoddamminute.
"Complex plotlines and conflict"? In fucking *Power Rangers*?
Big Fat Buddha At The Bakery, I think *we've* been trolled!
Damn, he's GOOD.
>I suggest you look for another ISP soon. And to kindly keep your feces-spackled
>nose out of alt.fan.power-rangers in the future.
>
>Yours Truly,
A netcop issues forth the dreaded "poopy flame".
Go figure.
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Ayla
> Court reporter, please read back what harold...@nospamhotmail.com
> (Harold Carey) said on Sun, 23 Aug 1998 22:48:38 GMT:
> > He's threatening to destroy alt.fan.power-rangers with
> >his little flunky Meower group, and he sent this through e-mail, thereby
> >threatening me!
>
> And the threat to *you* was....?
>
> Fuckhead.
I believe the threat was "eat shit and die." LOL
> >I hope you have a good time rotting in the slammer for sending threats through a
> >phone line, loser.
>
> Again, the "threat" is what?
>
> Fuckhead.
I can imagine Harold going to a police station and trying to have some dude arrested for telling
him to "eat shit and die."
Hell, if that's a chargable offense I should be doing 25 to life for all the things I said to
Roth-fuck.
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Smokey Behr
(Harold Carey) in message# <35e89bb3...@news3.bellatlantic.net>
scribbled 68 lines on the chalkboard in the Kindergarten room:
>You see? You see? He's threatening to destroy alt.fan.power-rangers with
>his little flunky Meower group, and he sent this through e-mail, thereby
>threatening me! This should be grounds for your dismissal from alt.net right
>now. In fact, I've sent this post over to news.admin.net-abuse.usenet and
>news.admin.net-abuse.e-mail for further dissection.
>
WAAAH!!! Mommy, mommy, he's making fun of meeeeeee! Make him
stawwwwwwpppp! Waaah!!!
>I hope you have a good time rotting in the slammer for sending threats through a
>phone line, loser.
>
Point out to me exactly where I have made an unlawful threat?
>YOU CAN'T THREATEN PEOPLE WITH HARM AND GET AWAY WITH IT!
>
Oh? Really? How about this: I'm going to kick your ass into next week,
and then pound your miserable carcass into Steak Tartar...
I don't hear any sirens, so I just got away with it...
>(Sorry to type in all caps, but this situation is really irritaing me.)
>
Use your spell checker next time...
>I know I won't be sending you any hacksaws while you're in the slammer.
>
No need, since I won't be there...
>BTW, I'm sure your ten-year-old son is REEEEEEEEAL proud about having an
>netabusing scumbucket like you.
>
No, he's proud of having a spam-fighter that eliminates whiners like
you.
>And trust me, if he is as smart and cultured as you say, then he'll like PR.
>It's too bad his father is too unintelligent to understand the complex plotlines
>and conflict that run through the series.
>
Complicated plot lines?
One enemy after another sends monsters to the same fucking town to
"conquer" the PR. They almost succeed, but the PR battle back. Before
the PR can win, the eeeee-vil enemy sends rays down to the monster,
making it huge. Then the PR call for their machines, and then combine
it into the giant robot to finally kill the giant monster.
Same fucking plot, every fucking stupid episode... I dare you to prove
me wrong, and I'm not counting "series" that it takes more than one ep
to go through the whole plot.
>I suggest you look for another ISP soon.
And why is that? Are you so fucking clueless that you think you can
netcop me? It's been tried many times before, and I still have the
same ISP...
>And to kindly keep your feces-spackled
>nose out of alt.fan.power-rangers in the future.
>
As long as you keep your cock-sucking, shit-eating, fag-felching,
pedophile ass out of the Empire of Meow.
>Yours Truly, The Official Pedophile of AFPR
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