It took a bit longer than Jesus, but HIYA, LOAFHEAD!
The 2-Belo
"What could me more sinister
than a dead man posting?"
- Joltin' Joe, 1997
Hello, Ms. Kehoe, you uppity, self-righteous hosebag. I'm sure that by now,
you're flopped down on your reinforced bed, fingering yourself in evil glee over
the fact that because of my Heinous Harassment, I've lost my livelihood. Either
that, or you're cowering in the corner in blind fear, wondering what in God's
name you've done to yourself now that you have virtually every person on Usenet
against you, throwing around such scary words as "lawsuit", "malice", and
"financial compensation".
You unbelievable idiot.
Folks, early last week, Maryanne Kehoe sent several mails to the postmaster
address of my company, complaining that I had posted several "harassing"
articles directed at her on various newsgroups that she reads, most notably
alt.gossip.celebrities and news.admin.net-abuse.email. She demanded that action
be taken against me, mentioning - quite haughtily - that she was being attacked
for her "anti-spam stance". In effect, she was shoving me into the
shit-encrusted cubbyhole normally occupied by the massive pr0n and
stupid-sales-pitch spamfucks who make everyone's Usenet life a living hell.
The postmaster of my company wrote back requesting that, since the charges
against me were so severe, she send more evidence of my online crimes. The
postmaster noted that since abuse of company resources was punishable by
termination.
Kehoe responded within MINUTES, sending my company no less than eight of my
articles. Every single one of them was posted to, among other groups,
alt.gossip.celebrities and nanae, which is of course what pissed her off. She
had apparently sent complaints to Databasix, the ISP I was posting from at the
time, only to be greeted with chuckles from the Burnores, because no sane human
on earth would ever take these articles for anything more than they were: a
couple o' silly crossposted articles.
But the postmaster of my company was no "sane human being". He promptly mailed
Kehoe to inform her that Mr. Boyd was terminated as an employee for his actions.
Broken Japanized English, mistaking R's for L's, the whole bit.
Yes, my postmaster was not a sane human being. That's because I engineered him
that way.
*I* AM THE POSTMASTER, YOU IMBECILIC FUCKING SLAB OF LUNCHMEAT!
For those of you reading at home, I am happy to inform you that no, I was never
fired. The afk-mn WebCenter - that archive of Usenet Performance Art that so
many have told me they like so much - is back in business. My regular old e-mail
address will no longer bounce. I continue to be a happily employed d00d, due to
the fact that I am the one in charge of maintaining the server here, and dealing
with all overseas correspondence (there isn't that much, BTW).
Yes, it was a troll. But only the last part, the part where Kehoe *succeeded* in
getting me canned. That was false. But everything else is as true as the day is
long. Kehoe made a real attempt to get me into trouble with my employer, someone
who has NOTHING TO DO with my activities on Usenet, because I posted some
articles into groups she reads to inform her that her head is shaped like an
olive loaf.
Now, back to Kehoe herself. Are you fucking listening, you self-important cunt?
Pay attention. LOOK AT ME WHEN I FUCKING TALK TO YOU. Let's get some things
straight.
Yes, I post some of my Usenet articles from my work machine, although they
amount to less than a fifth of my total output. I post some of these articles on
my lunch hour. Do you want to know why? BECAUSE I HAVE PERMISSION FROM MY
EMPLOYER TO DO SO.
Yes, my personal web site - the WebCenter - is hosted on my work machine. Do you
want to know why? BECAUSE I HAVE PERMISSION FROM MY EMPLOYER TO DO SO. As a
matter of fact, I have permission from my employer to pretty much do whatever
the fuck I feel like with my own space on my work machine - a computer I helped
PAY FOR and SET UP - as long as I don't do anything that's against the law, or
anything that interferes with company business. Posting a batch of Usenet
articles in an alt.* group that contains (rather sophomoric, I'll admit)
comments about the shape of the head of some middle-aged American woman on the
other side of the planet does not interfere with company business. Nor is it
against the law.
I could post every single article I've ever posted from my work machine, and it
wouldn't make any difference. It's NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS WHAT PHYSICAL
LOCATION I CHOOSE TO POST FROM. You could be posting "Boyd is a short, bald
fuckhead" articles from the server at the PENTAGON, and I wouldn't give a fuck.
Because it's none of my BUSINESS.
You think "You're an Olive Loaf Head" is verbal harassment worthy of getting
someone fired from their real-life job, Kehoe? You don't like being called an
"Olive Loaf Head" in the groups you post to? Well, you ain't fuckin' seen
nuthin' YET, you mangled, power-hungry, vile little blob of pus-slathered
vaginal yeast discharge.
Don't worry, I'm not going to flood your beloved groups with umpty billion
posts. I'm not going to counter-netcop you to whatever company it was you work
for. I'm not going to sic a cancelbot on you. I'm not going to call the FCC and
demand that they revoke your novice ham license because you're sending
transmissions in shitty Morse code on the wrong frequency. No, those things
would amount to abuse. I'm above such cowardly sniveling tactics.
Instead, I'm going to keep on a-postin' like I always have, having my fun,
flaming people, posting funny articles, and engaging in Usenet Performance Art.
You're going to watch me continue to have my fun, and you're going to seethe at
the world for falling for the "Ah So, I Am Mr. Boyd's Postmastaa, How Can I Herp
You?" trick.
And some of those articles will no doubt contain alt.gossip.celebrities in the
Newsgroups: line. Too fucking bad. You're just going to have to LIVE WITH IT, or
KILLFILE ME, AND FOR GOD'S SAKE SHUT THE FUCK UP. And if you ever send e-mail to
me or my company AGAIN - to any address - I'm going to crosspost it from here to
Rancho Cucamonga. You have been warned.
I'm back, folks. Or, rather, I was never gone. F33R M3.
PS. My boss - the president of the company - downloads pr0n during office hours.
Bite me.
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hovering dirigible that read the instructions and passed them to the
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Søn øf Spam
As in past practice, I have reported your net abuse and use of the offensive
term "Olive-Loaf Head" to: ab...@aspib.org and dean_...@bungmunch.edu
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<375ff08e...@news.vianet.on.ca> 6/10/99
Sharon B
Phoenix <ha...@jeff.boyd> wrote in message
news:hail-ya02408000R...@209.233.135.233...
> For one of the grandest achievements this Vote Wrangler has ever seen
in the
> Art of the Troll, sucking in no less than 7 newsgroups, every single
one
> of his opponents, even myself 3/4ths of the way. I tip my hat to you.
>
> Move vote on this award be commenced immediately right in this here
thread
> by acclamation, in recognition of this achievement.
>
> To Toothless Timmie Thorne:
>
> KER-FUCKING-SPANK!!!!!!1111!!!!1!!!!!2@!!!!!!!! RIGHT BACK
> THE FUCK AT YA, DUMBFUCK FOOL FUCKWIT!
2nd....although I'm still a little miffed about spending the last few
days worrying about his sorry behind....and lots of respect for the
excellent troll job.
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..an RtS example of how he treats the
women of AUK
Jeffrey Smith
emperor...@alt.fan.karl-malden.nose.jp (The 2-Belo) wrote:
>But the postmaster of my company was no "sane human being". He promptly mailed
>Kehoe to inform her that Mr. Boyd was terminated as an employee for his actions.
>Broken Japanized English, mistaking R's for L's, the whole bit.
>
>Yes, my postmaster was not a sane human being. That's because I engineered him
>that way.
>
>*I* AM THE POSTMASTER, YOU IMBECILIC FUCKING SLAB OF LUNCHMEAT!
<snip>
I'll admit, ya got me good.
I still think she deserves a FAQ though. She gives antispammers a bad
name.
It's lower priority that it was two days ago, but it's still in
progress
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The 2-Belo wrote:
Dang, that was a real prize-winner, D00D, but I hope nobody will mind a little
continued Loaf-Bashing regardless? It was getting rather amusing <g>
Meow!
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%emperor...@alt.fan.karl-malden.nose.jp (The 2-Belo) wrote :
%
%>
%> "What could me more sinister
%> than a dead man posting?"
%>
%> - Joltin' Joe, 1997
%>
%>
%>
%>
%>Hello, Ms. Kehoe, you uppity, self-righteous hosebag. I'm sure that by now,
%>you're flopped down on your reinforced bed, fingering yourself in evil glee over
%>the fact that because of my Heinous Harassment, I've lost my livelihood. Either
%>that, or you're cowering in the corner in blind fear, wondering what in God's
%>name you've done to yourself now that you have virtually every person on Usenet
%>against you, throwing around such scary words as "lawsuit", "malice", and
%>"financial compensation".
%>
%>You unbelievable idiot.
%>
%>Folks, early last week, Maryanne Kehoe sent several mails to the postmaster
%>address of my company, complaining that I had posted several "harassing"
%>articles directed at her on various newsgroups that she reads, most notably
%>alt.gossip.celebrities and news.admin.net-abuse.email. She demanded that action
%>be taken against me, mentioning - quite haughtily - that she was being attacked
%>for her "anti-spam stance". In effect, she was shoving me into the
%>shit-encrusted cubbyhole normally occupied by the massive pr0n and
%>stupid-sales-pitch spamfucks who make everyone's Usenet life a living hell.
%>
%>The postmaster of my company wrote back requesting that, since the charges
%>against me were so severe, she send more evidence of my online crimes. The
%>postmaster noted that since abuse of company resources was punishable by
%>termination.
%>
%>Kehoe responded within MINUTES, sending my company no less than eight of my
%>articles. Every single one of them was posted to, among other groups,
%>alt.gossip.celebrities and nanae, which is of course what pissed her off. She
%>had apparently sent complaints to Databasix, the ISP I was posting from at the
%>time, only to be greeted with chuckles from the Burnores, because no sane human
%>on earth would ever take these articles for anything more than they were: a
%>couple o' silly crossposted articles.
%>
%>But the postmaster of my company was no "sane human being". He promptly mailed
%>Kehoe to inform her that Mr. Boyd was terminated as an employee for his actions.
%>Broken Japanized English, mistaking R's for L's, the whole bit.
%>
%>Yes, my postmaster was not a sane human being. That's because I engineered him
%>that way.
%>
%>*I* AM THE POSTMASTER, YOU IMBECILIC FUCKING SLAB OF LUNCHMEAT!
%>
%>For those of you reading at home, I am happy to inform you that no, I was never
%>fired. The afk-mn WebCenter - that archive of Usenet Performance Art that so
%>many have told me they like so much - is back in business. My regular old e-mail
%>address will no longer bounce. I continue to be a happily employed d00d, due to
%>the fact that I am the one in charge of maintaining the server here, and dealing
%>with all overseas correspondence (there isn't that much, BTW).
%>
%>Yes, it was a troll. But only the last part, the part where Kehoe *succeeded* in
%>getting me canned. That was false. But everything else is as true as the day is
%>long. Kehoe made a real attempt to get me into trouble with my employer, someone
%>who has NOTHING TO DO with my activities on Usenet, because I posted some
%>articles into groups she reads to inform her that her head is shaped like an
%>olive loaf.
%>
%>Now, back to Kehoe herself. Are you fucking listening, you self-important cunt?
%>Pay attention. LOOK AT ME WHEN I FUCKING TALK TO YOU. Let's get some things
%>straight.
%>
%>Yes, I post some of my Usenet articles from my work machine, although they
%>amount to less than a fifth of my total output. I post some of these articles on
%>my lunch hour. Do you want to know why? BECAUSE I HAVE PERMISSION FROM MY
%>EMPLOYER TO DO SO.
%>
%>Yes, my personal web site - the WebCenter - is hosted on my work machine. Do you
%>want to know why? BECAUSE I HAVE PERMISSION FROM MY EMPLOYER TO DO SO. As a
%>matter of fact, I have permission from my employer to pretty much do whatever
%>the fuck I feel like with my own space on my work machine - a computer I helped
%>PAY FOR and SET UP - as long as I don't do anything that's against the law, or
%>anything that interferes with company business. Posting a batch of Usenet
%>articles in an alt.* group that contains (rather sophomoric, I'll admit)
%>comments about the shape of the head of some middle-aged American woman on the
%>other side of the planet does not interfere with company business. Nor is it
%>against the law.
%>
%>I could post every single article I've ever posted from my work machine, and it
%>wouldn't make any difference. It's NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS WHAT PHYSICAL
%>LOCATION I CHOOSE TO POST FROM. You could be posting "Boyd is a short, bald
%>fuckhead" articles from the server at the PENTAGON, and I wouldn't give a fuck.
%>Because it's none of my BUSINESS.
%>
%>You think "You're an Olive Loaf Head" is verbal harassment worthy of getting
%>someone fired from their real-life job, Kehoe? You don't like being called an
%>"Olive Loaf Head" in the groups you post to? Well, you ain't fuckin' seen
%>nuthin' YET, you mangled, power-hungry, vile little blob of pus-slathered
%>vaginal yeast discharge.
%>
%>Don't worry, I'm not going to flood your beloved groups with umpty billion
%>posts. I'm not going to counter-netcop you to whatever company it was you work
%>for. I'm not going to sic a cancelbot on you. I'm not going to call the FCC and
%>demand that they revoke your novice ham license because you're sending
%>transmissions in shitty Morse code on the wrong frequency. No, those things
%>would amount to abuse. I'm above such cowardly sniveling tactics.
%>
%>Instead, I'm going to keep on a-postin' like I always have, having my fun,
%>flaming people, posting funny articles, and engaging in Usenet Performance Art.
%>You're going to watch me continue to have my fun, and you're going to seethe at
%>the world for falling for the "Ah So, I Am Mr. Boyd's Postmastaa, How Can I Herp
%>You?" trick.
%>
%>And some of those articles will no doubt contain alt.gossip.celebrities in the
%>Newsgroups: line. Too fucking bad. You're just going to have to LIVE WITH IT, or
%>KILLFILE ME, AND FOR GOD'S SAKE SHUT THE FUCK UP. And if you ever send e-mail to
%>me or my company AGAIN - to any address - I'm going to crosspost it from here to
%>Rancho Cucamonga. You have been warned.
%>
%>I'm back, folks. Or, rather, I was never gone. F33R M3.
%>
%>
%>
%>PS. My boss - the president of the company - downloads pr0n during office hours.
%>Bite me.
%
%As in past practice, I have reported your net abuse and use of the offensive
%term "Olive-Loaf Head" to: ab...@aspib.org and dean_...@bungmunch.edu
I have netcopped ab...@aspib.org to Wilt The Stilt's Friction-Burnt Penis.
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So, why did not the postmaster do his job and send me the company
information I requested? Sounds like a breach of contract to me.
> For those of you reading at home, I am happy to inform you that no, I was never
> fired. The afk-mn WebCenter - that archive of Usenet Performance Art that so
> many have told me they like so much - is back in business. My regular old e-mail
> address will no longer bounce. I continue to be a happily employed d00d, due to
> the fact that I am the one in charge of maintaining the server here, and dealing
> with all overseas correspondence (there isn't that much, BTW).
As you see fit, apparently. Not letting your bosses decide what
enquiries and complaints they should handle. Sounds like breach of
contract to me.
> Yes, it was a troll. But only the last part, the part where Kehoe *succeeded* in
> getting me canned. That was false. But everything else is as true as the day is
> long. Kehoe made a real attempt to get me into trouble with my employer, someone
> who has NOTHING TO DO with my activities on Usenet, because I posted some
> articles into groups she reads to inform her that her head is shaped like an
> olive loaf.
>
> Now, back to Kehoe herself. Are you fucking listening, you self-important cunt?
> Pay attention. LOOK AT ME WHEN I FUCKING TALK TO YOU. Let's get some things
> straight.
>
> Yes, I post some of my Usenet articles from my work machine, although they
> amount to less than a fifth of my total output. I post some of these articles on
> my lunch hour. Do you want to know why? BECAUSE I HAVE PERMISSION FROM MY
> EMPLOYER TO DO SO.
I suspect (we'll find out later) that you are using rather more
lattitude than your bosses implied. The Japanese are a bit fussy over
unspoken rules, codes of conduct and those old fashioned things you seem
to despise, honour and respect.
> Yes, my personal web site - the WebCenter - is hosted on my work machine. Do you
> want to know why? BECAUSE I HAVE PERMISSION FROM MY EMPLOYER TO DO SO. As a
Or is it because they cannot read Romaji or haven't taken the trouble to
look?
> matter of fact, I have permission from my employer to pretty much do whatever
> the fuck I feel like with my own space on my work machine - a computer I helped
> PAY FOR and SET UP - as long as I don't do anything that's against the law, or
> anything that interferes with company business. Posting a batch of Usenet
So, bringing the company into international disrepute doesn't qualify as
'interferes with company business'?
> articles in an alt.* group that contains (rather sophomoric, I'll admit)
> comments about the shape of the head of some middle-aged American woman on the
> other side of the planet does not interfere with company business. Nor is it
> against the law.
>
> I could post every single article I've ever posted from my work machine, and it
> wouldn't make any difference. It's NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS WHAT PHYSICAL
> LOCATION I CHOOSE TO POST FROM. You could be posting "Boyd is a short, bald
> fuckhead" articles from the server at the PENTAGON, and I wouldn't give a fuck.
> Because it's none of my BUSINESS.
>
> You think "You're an Olive Loaf Head" is verbal harassment worthy of getting
> someone fired from their real-life job, Kehoe? You don't like being called an
> "Olive Loaf Head" in the groups you post to? Well, you ain't fuckin' seen
> nuthin' YET, you mangled, power-hungry, vile little blob of pus-slathered
> vaginal yeast discharge.
Choice language. I'm going to need one of my Japanese collegues to get
the fully accurate translation.
> Don't worry, I'm not going to flood your beloved groups with umpty billion
> posts. I'm not going to counter-netcop you to whatever company it was you work
> for. I'm not going to sic a cancelbot on you. I'm not going to call the FCC and
I assume you'll be siccing a cancelbot on lots of stuff, mostly from
you. Unfortunately your little buddies have spread it far and wide
(besides sitting safe on my floppy disc).
> demand that they revoke your novice ham license because you're sending
> transmissions in shitty Morse code on the wrong frequency. No, those things
> would amount to abuse. I'm above such cowardly sniveling tactics.
>
> Instead, I'm going to keep on a-postin' like I always have, having my fun,
> flaming people, posting funny articles, and engaging in Usenet Performance Art.
In Asatru I assume. Mistake.
> You're going to watch me continue to have my fun, and you're going to seethe at
> the world for falling for the "Ah So, I Am Mr. Boyd's Postmastaa, How Can I Herp
> You?" trick.
No. I think the initial approach will be in Japanese.
> And some of those articles will no doubt contain alt.gossip.celebrities in the
> Newsgroups: line. Too fucking bad. You're just going to have to LIVE WITH IT, or
> KILLFILE ME, AND FOR GOD'S SAKE SHUT THE FUCK UP. And if you ever send e-mail to
> me or my company AGAIN - to any address - I'm going to crosspost it from here to
> Rancho Cucamonga. You have been warned.
So were you. But you seem pretty stupid.
> I'm back, folks. Or, rather, I was never gone. F33R M3.
> PS. My boss - the president of the company - downloads pr0n during office hours.
> Bite me.
I'll mention the fact that you divulge personal information on him when
we talk.
Sounds like breach of contract to me.
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>
> "Why, when I was a young programmer we had to write the code in the
> snow with our pee, and a compiler was just a word for the pilot of the
> hovering dirigible that read the instructions and passed them to the
> ALU, which was another fellow with an abacus. They would wrap the re-
> sults around a rock, and drop it on my house when the program would
> exit. We had to walk uphill..." - Blub
Dirk
The Vampire LeStat
emperor...@alt.fan.karl-malden.nose.jp (The 2-Belo) wrote:
>You think "You're an Olive Loaf Head" is verbal harassment worthy of getting
>someone fired from their real-life job, Kehoe? You don't like being called an
>"Olive Loaf Head" in the groups you post to? Well, you ain't fuckin' seen
>nuthin' YET, you mangled, power-hungry, vile little blob of pus-slathered
>vaginal yeast discharge.
>
Ain't _THAT_ the truth... <evil snicker>
Meow.
Mr. Sweetness & Light.
>For one of the grandest achievements this Vote Wrangler has ever seen in
the
>Art of the Troll, sucking in no less than 7 newsgroups, every single one
>of his opponents, even myself 3/4ths of the way. I tip my hat to you.
>
>Move vote on this award be commenced immediately right in this here thread
>by acclamation, in recognition of this achievement.
My vote is yes. Olive Loaf needs some sort of concurrrent award. Without her
extreme stupidity none of this might have occurred.
Old #26.
Dirk Bruere
Phoenix wrote:
>
> >The more I read, the more treasure I find.
>
> Look, _Dirk_...
> If you want the Custer Award, just be up front and say it. Just yell out
> "GIMME THE FUCKING CUSTER AWARD!!!" and it shall be done.
> >The 2-Belo wro<SLAP>
>
> Sounds like a breach of contract to me.
> <blip>
> Sounds like breach of contract to me.
> <blip>
> Sounds like breach of contract to me.
>
> Bobdammit, he's all scratched up.
Probably more than he realises.
A Gaijin getting fired in Japan pretty much guarantees an exit from the
country pronto.
Literally *nobody* will re-employ him.
Dirk
çu
wrote in <7ug7mp$acn$1...@nntpd.databasix.com> to alt.fan.karl-
malden.nose:
2, you FUCKER, you had us FUCKING worried. welcome back.
*SMOOCH!!!!*
--
çu, very round and wicked
-= Hawk =-
scribbled:
>
>
>Phoenix wrote:
>>
>> >The more I read, the more treasure I find.
>>
>> Look, _Dirk_...
>
>> If you want the Custer Award, just be up front and say it. Just yell out
>> "GIMME THE FUCKING CUSTER AWARD!!!" and it shall be done.
>
>> >The 2-Belo wro<SLAP>
>>
>> Sounds like a breach of contract to me.
>> <blip>
>> Sounds like breach of contract to me.
>> <blip>
>> Sounds like breach of contract to me.
>>
>> Bobdammit, he's all scratched up.
>
>Probably more than he realises.
>A Gaijin getting fired in Japan pretty much guarantees an exit from the
>country pronto.
>Literally *nobody* will re-employ him.
And nobody's going to fire him.
--
You have to be a criminal first before it would be "criminal
tresspassing" otherwise it is just tresspassing. - Ed Wollmann
Having been a known poster in a group used by a group of people for an
intended purpose does not make that person what the group intent implies.
You have assumed wrongfully, that alt.sex.children, caters only to
pedophiles. - Richard the Stupid
Yes I do have a kiddy porn collection. - Richard the Stupid
Sjergi
totally goes like:
>
><snip>
>
>I'll admit, ya got me good.
>
>I still think she deserves a FAQ though. She gives antispammers a bad
>name.
>
>It's lower priority that it was two days ago, but it's still in
>progress
>
Email me what you have. I've gathered a few more of her netcoppings...
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Taku Moero
>Probably more than he realises.
>A Gaijin getting fired in Japan pretty much guarantees an exit from the
>country pronto.
>Literally *nobody* will re-employ him.
>
>Dirk
Ah. Now I understand.
You are clueless.
Thank you for your help,
TM
Sharon B
Dirk Bruere <art...@kbnet.co.uk> wrote in message
news:380BE870...@kbnet.co.uk...
>
>
> Phoenix wrote:
> >
> > >The more I read, the more treasure I find.
> >
>
> > If you want the Custer Award, just be up front and say it. Just
yell out
> > "GIMME THE FUCKING CUSTER AWARD!!!" and it shall be done.
>
> > >The 2-Belo wro<SLAP>
> >
> > Sounds like breach of contract to me.
> > Sounds like breach of contract to me.
> >
>
> A Gaijin getting fired in Japan pretty much guarantees an exit from
the
> country pronto.
> Literally *nobody* will re-employ him.
And just what do you think they're going to make of the complainer? A
crossposting net cretin that desecrates other newsgroups with his online
plans of stalking? A stalker that worships Viking gods, like Thor
and..(ok, that's the only one who's name I can remember).
When these honorable Japanese businessmen ask, "What is a Thor?",
they'll be directed to the cartoon, you all know the one...he's a
superhero wielding the Mighty Hammer of Thor....and they're going to
choke on their saki.
Just curious, are you going after Hanna Barbera next?
<it would be really nice if someone in the ngs could post a concise
outline of Asatru for those of us in the stands>
--
Oh Keywhore......
Come out, come out
wherever you or....
...remove your foot from your mouth to reply
The 2-Belo
little-known Microsoft open mail server to the North Korean Central Committee:
[...]
>> Yes, my postmaster was not a sane human being. That's because I engineered him
>> that way.
>>
>> *I* AM THE POSTMASTER, YOU IMBECILIC FUCKING SLAB OF LUNCHMEAT!
>
>So, why did not the postmaster do his job and send me the company
>information I requested? Sounds like a breach of contract to me.
Because I threw it out, you fuckwad.
>> For those of you reading at home, I am happy to inform you that no, I was never
>> fired. The afk-mn WebCenter - that archive of Usenet Performance Art that so
>> many have told me they like so much - is back in business. My regular old e-mail
>> address will no longer bounce. I continue to be a happily employed d00d, due to
>> the fact that I am the one in charge of maintaining the server here, and dealing
>> with all overseas correspondence (there isn't that much, BTW).
>
>As you see fit, apparently. Not letting your bosses decide what
>enquiries and complaints they should handle. Sounds like breach of
>contract to me.
It also sounds like it's none of your fucking business, either, stalkmonkey.
[...]
>> Yes, I post some of my Usenet articles from my work machine, although they
>> amount to less than a fifth of my total output. I post some of these articles on
>> my lunch hour. Do you want to know why? BECAUSE I HAVE PERMISSION FROM MY
>> EMPLOYER TO DO SO.
>
>I suspect (we'll find out later) that you are using rather more
>lattitude than your bosses implied. The Japanese are[SLAP!]
You claim to know anything - ANYTHING - about a country you've probably never
been to? I don't even trust your own stupid statements about your own nutty
religion, Dirko.
[...]
>> You're going to watch me continue to have my fun, and you're going to seethe at
>> the world for falling for the "Ah So, I Am Mr. Boyd's Postmastaa, How Can I Herp
>> You?" trick.
>
>No. I think the initial approach will be in Japanese.
I don't care if it's in Swahili, Dirk. Open your mouth, and eat my steaming
brown
Loaf.
-= Hawk =-
emperor...@alt.fan.karl-malden.nose.jp (The 2-Belo) scribbled:
>Dirk Bruere logged on while drunk, and ended up relaying this through a
>little-known Microsoft open mail server to the North Korean Central Committee:
>
>[...]
>
>>> Yes, my postmaster was not a sane human being. That's because I engineered him
>>> that way.
>>>
>>> *I* AM THE POSTMASTER, YOU IMBECILIC FUCKING SLAB OF LUNCHMEAT!
>>
>>So, why did not the postmaster do his job and send me the company
>>information I requested? Sounds like a breach of contract to me.
>
>Because I threw it out, you fuckwad.
>
>>> For those of you reading at home, I am happy to inform you that no, I was never
>>> fired. The afk-mn WebCenter - that archive of Usenet Performance Art that so
>>> many have told me they like so much - is back in business. My regular old e-mail
>>> address will no longer bounce. I continue to be a happily employed d00d, due to
>>> the fact that I am the one in charge of maintaining the server here, and dealing
>>> with all overseas correspondence (there isn't that much, BTW).
>>
>>As you see fit, apparently. Not letting your bosses decide what
>>enquiries and complaints they should handle. Sounds like breach of
>>contract to me.
>
>It also sounds like it's none of your fucking business, either, stalkmonkey.
What 'contract' is it he keeps blathering on about? Did he make financial
arrangements with your boss to annoy him with spurious complaints?
>[...]
>
>>> Yes, I post some of my Usenet articles from my work machine, although they
>>> amount to less than a fifth of my total output. I post some of these articles on
>>> my lunch hour. Do you want to know why? BECAUSE I HAVE PERMISSION FROM MY
>>> EMPLOYER TO DO SO.
>>
>>I suspect (we'll find out later) that you are using rather more
>>lattitude than your bosses implied. The Japanese are[SLAP!]
>
>You claim to know anything - ANYTHING - about a country you've probably never
>been to? I don't even trust your own stupid statements about your own nutty
>religion, Dirko.
>
>[...]
>
>>> You're going to watch me continue to have my fun, and you're going to seethe at
>>> the world for falling for the "Ah So, I Am Mr. Boyd's Postmastaa, How Can I Herp
>>> You?" trick.
>>
>>No. I think the initial approach will be in Japanese.
>
>I don't care if it's in Swahili, Dirk. Open your mouth, and eat my steaming
>brown
>
>
>Loaf.
Head.
Farookh Bulsara
For example:
)
) "What could me more sinister
) than a dead man posting?"
)
) - Joltin' Joe, 1997
[snip]
IHBTD.
Still...it was worth it.
Welcome back d00d.
--
: Farookh Bulsara - mhm 23x6 :
f a 1 3 a t a l t d o t n e t
The 2-Belo
little-known Microsoft open mail server to the North Korean Central Committee:
>On Mon, 18 Oct 1999 22:43:27 GMT,
>emperor...@alt.fan.karl-malden.nose.jp (The 2-Belo) wrote:
>
>
>
>>You think "You're an Olive Loaf Head" is verbal harassment worthy of getting
>>someone fired from their real-life job, Kehoe? You don't like being called an
>>"Olive Loaf Head" in the groups you post to? Well, you ain't fuckin' seen
>>nuthin' YET, you mangled, power-hungry, vile little blob of pus-slathered
>>vaginal yeast discharge.
>>
>Ain't _THAT_ the truth... <evil snicker>
>
>Meow.
Meow.
Dr Entropy
The 2-Belo wrote:
*APPLAUSE!* *APPLAUSE!* -- ENCORE! Whoops... Sorry 'bout the French.
--
Dr E--
mhm 17x1
SGM#3
smeeter #12
FWAC: "Old No.-7"
Major/1st Virginia Volunteers/CEsium Brigade
NF & TCIB
------------------ mail for the day: -------------------
"Dr. Entropy,
Come in Dr. Entropy. Earth to Dr. E. How goes the mission? Please
report in. You are now a suspect in the JonBenet Ramsey murder. Do not
reveal your identity to anyone wearing a cheap suit.
A Concerned Friend"
Camille Klein
#*APPLAUSE!* *APPLAUSE!* -- ENCORE! Whoops... Sorry 'bout the French.
Should that not be "BANZAI!" instead? :)
No friend of the Meowers am I, but I do appreciate a masterful troll.
BANZAI!
--Camille.
--
"The only way to settle questions of an ideological nature or
controversial issues among the people is by the democratic method, the
method of discussion, of criticism, of persuasion and education, and not
by the method of coercion or repression"--Mao Tse-Tung, 27 February 1957
Nik Smiðr Warrensson
>> A Gaijin getting fired in Japan pretty much guarantees an exit from
>the country pronto. Literally *nobody* will re-employ him.
>
>And just what do you think they're going to make of the complainer? A
>crossposting net cretin that desecrates other newsgroups with his online
>plans of stalking? A stalker that worships Viking gods, like Thor
>and..(ok, that's the only one who's name I can remember).
Our reaction has been due to unwanted invasion of our newsgroups by
people who are determined to post only insults.
>When these honorable Japanese businessmen ask, "What is a Thor?",
>they'll be directed to the cartoon, you all know the one.
Depends on who they ask as to where they are pointed. Representing
Asatruar as people who worship a comic books God is a badly mistaken.
>.he's a superhero wielding the Mighty Hammer of Thor....and they're going to
>choke on their saki.
I'm sure - if it were true.
>Just curious, are you going after Hanna Barbera next?
Of course not.
><it would be really nice if someone in the ngs could post a concise
>outline of Asatru for those of us in the stands>
It is a modern echo of the ancient pre-Christian religion of Northern
Europe - read teutonic europe.
Bless
Nik
Sharon B
Nik Smiðr Warrensson <n...@removethis.sinesurf.co.nz> wrote in message
news:380cb7f2....@news.xtra.co.nz...
> >And just what do you think they're going to make of the complainer?
A
> >crossposting net cretin that desecrates other newsgroups with his
online
> >plans of stalking? A stalker that worships Viking gods, like Thor
> >and..(ok, that's the only one who's name I can remember).
>
> Our reaction has been due to unwanted invasion of our newsgroups by
> people who are determined to post only insults.
Sooo, what you're saying then is: "I'ts ok for us to
invade/disrupt/desecrate any and all newsgroups we want to, because
someone in another newsgroup did it to us first."
More than a tad bit hypocritical I would say. BTW, remember that
warning I gave you about keeping up with your stunts would land you on a
kook ballot? The warning was a little late, you *are* on the ballot.
Kevin Burnett
<emperor...@alt.fan.karl-malden.nose.jp> wrote:
[snip]
>*I* AM THE POSTMASTER, YOU IMBECILIC FUCKING SLAB OF LUNCHMEAT!
>
>For those of you reading at home, I am happy to inform you that no, I was never
>fired. The afk-mn WebCenter - that archive of Usenet Performance Art that so
>many have told me they like so much - is back in business. My regular old e-mail
>address will no longer bounce. I continue to be a happily employed d00d, due to
>the fact that I am the one in charge of maintaining the server here, and dealing
>with all overseas correspondence (there isn't that much, BTW).
>
>Yes, it was a troll. But only the last part, the part where Kehoe *succeeded* in
>getting me canned. That was false. But everything else is as true as the day is
>long. Kehoe made a real attempt to get me into trouble with my employer, someone
>who has NOTHING TO DO with my activities on Usenet, because I posted some
>articles into groups she reads to inform her that her head is shaped like an
>olive loaf.
Oh, man, that was a beautiful piece of work. Bravo.
--
"This (besides the fact that as many awards as possible were attempted to
"increase the labling" effect) proves beyond a SHADOW of a doubt that I
am the most powerful intellectual giant to ever grace usenet."
- Edmond Heinz Wollmann, in message <37B292...@bigfoot.com>
Podkayne Fries
>
>*I* AM THE POSTMASTER, YOU IMBECILIC FUCKING SLAB OF LUNCHMEAT!
Could someone loan me a pair of pliers? I need to remove this hook from
my jaw.
I am *so* impressed. If only Olive Loaf had been here this week, it
would have been *perfect*.
--
Regards, Podkayne Fries
There's nothing that can go wrong in a day that a pound of explosives can't fix.
fishs...@usenet-performance-art.org
> Taku Moero <tmo...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> In article <380BE870...@kbnet.co.uk>, art...@kbnet.co.uk wrote:
>>
>>
>> >Probably more than he realises.
>> >A Gaijin getting fired in Japan pretty much guarantees an exit from the
>> >country pronto.
>> >Literally *nobody* will re-employ him.
>> >
>> >Dirk
>>
>>
>> Ah. Now I understand.
>> You are clueless.
>> Thank you for your help,
>> TM
> All has become clear -
> Clear as the dead vacuum
> In between Dirk's ears.
Viking Dirk flexes -
Naked searing vjiking ljust.
Gau awakes turgid.
** Frozen Fishsticks ** Fresh From Your Grocer's Freezer ** MEOWZRBJ **
--
** Frozen Fishsticks ** Fresh From Your Grocer's Freezer ** MEOWZRBJ **
Jeffrey Smith
<oh....@nomail.com> wrote:
>>No friend of the Meowers am I, but I do appreciate a masterful troll.
>>BANZAI!
>
>Pity, you might become a good one, Camille, but don't despair, there's
>hope for you yet... Just ask yourself this question:
Camille (and many others) have had Bad Experiences with Meowers, even
though there is a subtle difference between the current crop of
meowers and the annoying douchebags (whose entire goal was to render
groups totally unusable) that basically forced rec.games.mecha to go
moderated. Which sucks away at least a half an hour of my day, every
day - half of which is taken up by posts where people can't manage to
type a freaking subject header in. And then there's the people who
want to know why person X got to say this, so why won't I let them
call him a cretinous asswipe in reply. And I have people send me
emails calling me a censorous Nazi asshole when I reject their spam.
And whenever the mail server that the modbot lives on freaks out,
everyone wants to know why I haven't fixed it. And how come I don't
just reject everything one guy says, because he's always an
UberMunchkin, and I don't like Munch? And why was my post rejected
when I quoted 300 lines just to add an 'I like this design' comment?
And how come I can't post my eBay auction update every thirty minutes?
And how come I can't post a WaReZ copy of MechWarrior III? And why do
you let people make fun of Game X, which RAWKS D00D, and anyone who
doesn't like it should just die? And why didn't my post go through -
why haven't *you* fixed things with my ISP?
And since like an idiot I volunteered for this, I can't say what I
really think about some people, for fear of losing the theoretical
impartiality a moderator should have.
Not that I'm bitter, or anything. Not at all. Whereever would you get
that idea?
(Hint for RGMers: There's a REASON I slaughtered you in great masses
last year besides the desire for accolades)
So don't get me wrong - I derive no exceptional joy in Meowing
(although I will indulge when all the groups in question know what the
game plan is). In point of fact, on a whole I think they're pretty
annoying, and chortle with glee when someone tries to crosspost a
Troll to RGM I can reject as offtopic.
But that's irrelevant.
The massive overreaction by Loafhead is totally unacceptable,
ESPECIALLY in light of her claim that she is a White Hat. Someone
wants to try a plug pull, that's part of the game, but trying to get
someone fired because they're making fun of you? Uh uh.
That's why *I'm* pissed.
>"Meow?" [Sorry, blub, I borrowed that one d00d]
Woof
The Vampire LeStat
following words from Taylor NetScum
<taylor....@lart.REMOVECAPS.com> gave me pause:
>On Mon, 18 Oct 1999 19:58:00 -0600, ha...@jeff.boyd (Phoenix) said:
>
>>For one of the grandest achievements this Vote Wrangler has ever seen in the
>>Art of the Troll, sucking in no less than 7 newsgroups, every single one
>>of his opponents, even myself 3/4ths of the way. I tip my hat to you.
>>
>>Move vote on this award be commenced immediately right in this here thread
>>by acclamation, in recognition of this achievement.
>
>Second.
I don't know what the count has come to, but I most heartily third
Meow.
>
>>To Toothless Timmie Thorne:
>>
>>KER-FUCKING-SPANK!!!!!!1111!!!!1!!!!!2@!!!!!!!! RIGHT BACK
>>THE FUCK AT YA, DUMBFUCK FOOL FUCKWIT!
>
>Poor Skippy, always a step behind...
>
><excellent troll snipped>
--
LeStat, aka Michael the Wjannabe Vjampire
I would Become a Ljutefjisk Vjiking for Usenet Performance Art.
Official "Spammer and desecrator of Asatru" to
the Empire of Meow.
The Vampire LeStat
following words from Camille Klein <god...@nina.pagesz.net> gave me
pause:
>In alt.usenet.kooks Dr Entropy <ent...@chaos.com> wrote:
>
>#*APPLAUSE!* *APPLAUSE!* -- ENCORE! Whoops... Sorry 'bout the French.
>
>Should that not be "BANZAI!" instead? :)
>
>No friend of the Meowers am I, but I do appreciate a masterful troll.
>BANZAI!
Pity, you might become a good one, Camille, but don't despair, there's
hope for you yet... Just ask yourself this question:
"Meow?" [Sorry, blub, I borrowed that one d00d]
--
David Yellope
<oh....@nomail.com> wrote:
>On 19 Oct 1999 16:51:35 GMT, as I was filing down my fangs, the
>following words from Camille Klein <god...@nina.pagesz.net> gave me
>pause:
>
>>In alt.usenet.kooks Dr Entropy <ent...@chaos.com> wrote:
>>
>>#*APPLAUSE!* *APPLAUSE!* -- ENCORE! Whoops... Sorry 'bout the French.
>>
>>Should that not be "BANZAI!" instead? :)
>>
>>No friend of the Meowers am I, but I do appreciate a masterful troll.
>>BANZAI!
>
>Pity, you might become a good one, Camille, but don't despair, there's
>hope for you yet... Just ask yourself this question:
>
>"Meow?" [Sorry, blub, I borrowed that one d00d]
Heh Heh.. we've got experience with a previous version of the Me0wers
(back when they were harmful to the net and not the wonderful UPAers
they now are)
There is No Lumber Cartel..And I am NOT Member #01538
(L5R2.1)UN:+ S- G+ Y+ D- O+ EJ+ I+++ Sc(32) C E++ !M T D++ K++ H-- Tk IC++ U+
Camille Klein
#>No friend of the Meowers am I, but I do appreciate a masterful troll.
#>BANZAI!
#Pity, you might become a good one, Camille, but don't despair, there's
#hope for you yet... Just ask yourself this question:
#"Meow?" [Sorry, blub, I borrowed that one d00d]
Mrrple?
Camille Klein
#Heh Heh.. we've got experience with a previous version of the Me0wers
#(back when they were harmful to the net and not the wonderful UPAers
#they now are)
No kidding.
--Camille. RGM *LIVES*!
Camille Klein
#type a freaking subject header in. And then there's the people who
That would be half of RGM.
#want to know why person X got to say this, so why won't I let them
#call him a cretinous asswipe in reply. And I have people send me
And that would be Danny about me or anyone else about Danny.
#emails calling me a censorous Nazi asshole when I reject their spam.
#insert <randomspammer.h>
#And whenever the mail server that the modbot lives on freaks out,
#everyone wants to know why I haven't fixed it. And how come I don't
That would be half of RGM--the ones that come to Terminet know better than
to pester you because I've already explained to them how Usenet works.
#just reject everything one guy says, because he's always an
#UberMunchkin, and I don't like Munch? And why was my post rejected
That would be everybody, about ATN.
#when I quoted 300 lines just to add an 'I like this design' comment?
That would be J. Random WebTVer.
#And how come I can't post my eBay auction update every thirty minutes?
That would be Paul "Fjuckhead GAUC Leader" Perry.
#And how come I can't post a WaReZ copy of MechWarrior III? And why do
That would be the ones that got flamed out of alt.games.mechwarrior2.
#you let people make fun of Game X, which RAWKS D00D, and anyone who
#doesn't like it should just die? And why didn't my post go through -
#why haven't *you* fixed things with my ISP?
That sounds like 1) Mark Berger from the Mekton Zeta Mailing List, and 2)
the people on RGM that don't come to Terminet to receive GodMomma's Usenet
Wisdom<tm> and so don't know any better. Respectively.
#And since like an idiot I volunteered for this, I can't say what I
#really think about some people, for fear of losing the theoretical
#impartiality a moderator should have.
Well I'd volunteer to be a mod, but you know what some people will say to
that. And then of course there's the moderator who thinks it's OK to send
private e-maul to the modlist to the person that said e-maul was
about--just because he's pissed off at the person who sent the e-maul in
the first place. Not that I'm naming the guy who can't figure out WTF the
[META] tag should be for or anything.
#Not that I'm bitter, or anything. Not at all. Whereever would you get
#that idea?
You're a bob--it comes with the territory.
#(Hint for RGMers: There's a REASON I slaughtered you in great masses
#last year besides the desire for accolades)
Yes, but I went out in style, goddammit!
#The massive overreaction by Loafhead is totally unacceptable,
#ESPECIALLY in light of her claim that she is a White Hat. Someone
#wants to try a plug pull, that's part of the game, but trying to get
#someone fired because they're making fun of you? Uh uh.
Been there, had that almost happen. Got my t-shirt.
--Camille. Thank god the spammer in question didn't realize that
webm...@ibm.com goes NOWHERE.
steve
>
> In alt.usenet.kooks David Yellope <dyel...@mail2.gis.net> wrote:
>
> #Heh Heh.. we've got experience with a previous version of the Me0wers
> #(back when they were harmful to the net and not the wonderful UPAers
> #they now are)
>
> No kidding.
>
> --Camille. RGM *LIVES*!
>
When did they let you outta a.ts.r?
Cheers
steve
Iron Parrot Jx%!
emperor...@alt.fan.karl-malden.nose.jp (The 2-Belo) wrote:
>*I* AM THE POSTMASTER, YOU IMBECILIC FUCKING SLAB OF LUNCHMEAT!
>
>For those of you reading at home, I am happy to inform you that no, I was never
>fired. The afk-mn WebCenter - that archive of Usenet Performance Art that so
>many have told me they like so much - is back in business. My regular old e-mail
>address will no longer bounce. I continue to be a happily employed d00d, due to
>the fact that I am the one in charge of maintaining the server here, and dealing
>with all overseas correspondence (there isn't that much, BTW).
>
>Yes, it was a troll. But only the last part, the part where Kehoe *succeeded* in
>getting me canned. That was false. But everything else is as true as the day is
>long. Kehoe made a real attempt to get me into trouble with my employer, someone
>who has NOTHING TO DO with my activities on Usenet, because I posted some
>articles into groups she reads to inform her that her head is shaped like an
>olive loaf.
>
*applause*
--
"Iron Parrot" JIIM
Rebecca Ore
>
> The massive overreaction by Loafhead is totally unacceptable,
> ESPECIALLY in light of her claim that she is a White Hat. Someone
> wants to try a plug pull, that's part of the game, but trying to get
> someone fired because they're making fun of you? Uh uh.
>
> That's why *I'm* pissed.
>
> >"Meow?" [Sorry, blub, I borrowed that one d00d]
> Woof
Try alt.relgion.asartu for a really good time, Jeff. I'm in touch
with a regular lurker urging calm and reason and one person described
by my correspondent as fringe elemental is making death threats and
all that, plus bragging about netcopping.
Actually, trying to get a plug pulled is one thing, bragging about it
is another, vastly stupider thing, especially when one is putting
one's work address on one's web page and posting the url to the group
to show how one looks.
--
Rebecca Ore
The Vampire LeStat
>In alt.usenet.kooks The Vampire LeStat <oh....@nomail.com> wrote:
>
>#>No friend of the Meowers am I, but I do appreciate a masterful troll.
>#>BANZAI!
>
>#Pity, you might become a good one, Camille, but don't despair, there's
>#hope for you yet... Just ask yourself this question:
>
>#"Meow?" [Sorry, blub, I borrowed that one d00d]
>
>Mrrple?
Getting there, getting there, keep it up :-)
--
LeStat, aka Michael the Wjannabe Vjampire
I would Become a Ljutefjisk Vjiking for Usenet Performance Art.
"Looks like you just found a better class of thug.
My turn now, spammer and desecrator of Asatru."
-Dirk Bruere sets the usenet kook highbar in
<380BDAFE...@kbnet.co.uk>
Camille Klein
#> --Camille. RGM *LIVES*!
#When did they let you outta a.ts.r?
Bah! I've been coming and going from ATSR for ages! Hell, I was around
when the 'froup was but a gleam in the eye of alt.config!
--Camille.
Rob Cypher
<kfr...@lart.com> wrote:
>Phoenix wrote in message ...
>>For one of the grandest achievements this Vote Wrangler has ever seen in
>the
>>Art of the Troll, sucking in no less than 7 newsgroups, every single one
>>of his opponents, even myself 3/4ths of the way. I tip my hat to you.
>>
>>Move vote on this award be commenced immediately right in this here thread
>>by acclamation, in recognition of this achievement.
>
>
>My vote is yes. Olive Loaf needs some sort of concurrrent award. Without her
>extreme stupidity none of this might have occurred.
>Old #26.
>
I could do better. Just buy me a beer.
Camille Klein
#>Mrrple?
#Getting there, getting there, keep it up :-)
Oh nono, you don't understand. Fluffy's passe'--It's time for some
Pudge-fu!
"Mrrple?"
The Vampire LeStat
>In alt.usenet.kooks The Vampire LeStat <oh....@nomail.com> wrote:
>
>#>Mrrple?
>
>#Getting there, getting there, keep it up :-)
>
>Oh nono, you don't understand. Fluffy's passe'--It's time for some
>Pudge-fu!
<Looking utterly confused> Fluffy... passé?? And who's Pudge?
>
>"Mrrple?"
Mrrple?... Hmm... has a ring to it... Nahhh.. I'll stick wif
Meow.
There, much better <smiles happily>
Camille Klein
#>Oh nono, you don't understand. Fluffy's passe'--It's time for some
#>Pudge-fu!
#<Looking utterly confused> Fluffy... passé?? And who's Pudge?
Oh dear, you poor unenlightened soul--you haven't even LIVED until you
have experienced the wonder that is Franco "Pudge" Liao.
Pudge! The Cat, the myth....the LEGEND.
Able to bodyslam Fluffy with one swipe of his mighty paw! Able to clear a
room without making a sound! More powerful than any Olive Loaf!
And he can even open doors!
Truly, Fluffy has nothing on The Legendary Pudge. Mrrple?
The Vampire LeStat
>In alt.usenet.kooks The Vampire LeStat <some...@somewhere.net> wrote:
>
>#>Oh nono, you don't understand. Fluffy's passe'--It's time for some
>#>Pudge-fu!
>
>#<Looking utterly confused> Fluffy... passé?? And who's Pudge?
>
>Oh dear, you poor unenlightened soul--you haven't even LIVED until you
>have experienced the wonder that is Franco "Pudge" Liao.
>
>Pudge! The Cat, the myth....the LEGEND.
>
>Able to bodyslam Fluffy with one swipe of his mighty paw! Able to clear a
>room without making a sound! More powerful than any Olive Loaf!
OK, so the first two items sound kinda kewl but the last one on the
list, to steal a line from a hit song, "Don't impress me much"... The
stench of old cheese is more powerful than Olive Loaf Head.. And more
pleasant too...
>
>And he can even open doors!
Oh.. But Fluffy the Great do not _need_ to open doors, doors open in
Fluffy's path of their own volition.
>
>Truly, Fluffy has nothing on The Legendary Pudge. Mrrple?
Sounds dangerously close to sacrilege, this...
Hmmm... I must learn more about this Pudge...
Meow. :-)
Camille Klein
#>Able to bodyslam Fluffy with one swipe of his mighty paw! Able to clear a
#>room without making a sound! More powerful than any Olive Loaf!
#OK, so the first two items sound kinda kewl but the last one on the
#list, to steal a line from a hit song, "Don't impress me much"... The
#stench of old cheese is more powerful than Olive Loaf Head.. And more
#pleasant too...
Ah, but such is the power of the Pudge--he's even more powerful than the
stench of old cheese. ;)
#>
#>And he can even open doors!
#Oh.. But Fluffy the Great do not _need_ to open doors, doors open in
#Fluffy's path of their own volition.
Who said he actually exerted effort to open them? :)
#>Truly, Fluffy has nothing on The Legendary Pudge. Mrrple?
#Sounds dangerously close to sacrilege, this...
Oh yeah--but I think Fluffy would understand, especially after a good
sound Pudge-grooming.
#Hmmm... I must learn more about this Pudge...
Oh damn, now I have to find pictures don't I?
Jeffrey Smith
wrote:
>Ah, but such is the power of the Pudge--he's even more powerful than the
>stench of old cheese. ;)
Reminds me of that new eCommerce ad IBM is running...
"and just *look* at the margins on miniature vegetable....."
Jeffrey Smith
Catastrophe) wrote:
>You still haven't quite got the intonation, luvvy. Watch my keyboard:
>
>M E O W
>
>Have another go.
Is the emphasis on the 'e' or the 'w'?
The Vampire LeStat
>In alt.usenet.kooks The Vampire LeStat <some...@somewhere.net> wrote:
>
>#>Able to bodyslam Fluffy with one swipe of his mighty paw! Able to clear a
>#>room without making a sound! More powerful than any Olive Loaf!
>
>#OK, so the first two items sound kinda kewl but the last one on the
>#list, to steal a line from a hit song, "Don't impress me much"... The
>#stench of old cheese is more powerful than Olive Loaf Head.. And more
>#pleasant too...
>
>Ah, but such is the power of the Pudge--he's even more powerful than the
>stench of old cheese. ;)
Oh my! I must admit that he _does_ sound more and more impressive with
every post of yours ;) But can he jump buildings in a single bound as
well?
>
>#>
>#>And he can even open doors!
>
>#Oh.. But Fluffy the Great do not _need_ to open doors, doors open in
>#Fluffy's path of their own volition.
>
>Who said he actually exerted effort to open them? :)
Oh.. I took it that "he can open doors" meant that he actually had
something to do with said doors opening, my bad ;)
>
>#>Truly, Fluffy has nothing on The Legendary Pudge. Mrrple?
>
>#Sounds dangerously close to sacrilege, this...
>
>Oh yeah--but I think Fluffy would understand, especially after a good
>sound Pudge-grooming.
Grooming? Sounds nifty, assuming that Fluffy <blushing slightly
because I can't remember this lil' detail;)> is female. I mean, if
Pudge really *is* that essence of felinity that you make him out to
be, then think about what a uhm.. you know, could lead to?
Nahhh... Fluffy X the Great would never stoop so low ;)
>
>#Hmmm... I must learn more about this Pudge...
>
>Oh damn, now I have to find pictures don't I?
Yup, and remember to send copies to Fluffy as well as me, please :)
OK, thanks, bye ;)
Camille Klein
#Oh my! I must admit that he _does_ sound more and more impressive with
#every post of yours ;) But can he jump buildings in a single bound as
#well?
Yes, but you have to dangle something over the building in order to
motivate him. Pudge prefers to sit and preside, but he'll move--at great
speed and to great heights, even--if you entice him to do so.
#>#Oh.. But Fluffy the Great do not _need_ to open doors, doors open in
#>#Fluffy's path of their own volition.
#>
#>Who said he actually exerted effort to open them? :)
#Oh.. I took it that "he can open doors" meant that he actually had
#something to do with said doors opening, my bad ;)
Clealy sir, fault is mine.
#>Oh yeah--but I think Fluffy would understand, especially after a good
#>sound Pudge-grooming.
#Grooming? Sounds nifty, assuming that Fluffy <blushing slightly
#because I can't remember this lil' detail;)> is female. I mean, if
#Pudge really *is* that essence of felinity that you make him out to
#be, then think about what a uhm.. you know, could lead to?
Franco's neutered--but no less a cat for it (except that he now has
Immunity to Catnip). Besides, he's pretty mellow--he just wants to hang
out where the people are.
#>Oh damn, now I have to find pictures don't I?
#Yup, and remember to send copies to Fluffy as well as me, please :)
#OK, thanks, bye ;)
Mrrple!
Camille Klein
#Reminds me of that new eCommerce ad IBM is running...
#"and just *look* at the margins on miniature vegetable....."
My favorite is still:
"Lock. The door."
Jules
>In article <hail-ya02408000R...@209.233.135.233>,
>ha...@jeff.boyd (Phoenix) wrote:
>
>> Move vote on this award be commenced immediately right in this here thread
>> by acclamation, in recognition of this achievement.
>>
>> To Toothless Timmie Thorne:
>>
>> KER-FUCKING-SPANK!!!!!!1111!!!!1!!!!!2@!!!!!!!! RIGHT BACK
>> THE FUCK AT YA, DUMBFUCK FOOL FUCKWIT!
>
>I vote YES
Wouldn't expect anything less from you, yes man. Would we?
The Vampire LeStat
>In alt.usenet.kooks The Vampire LeStat <lest...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>#Oh my! I must admit that he _does_ sound more and more impressive with
>#every post of yours ;) But can he jump buildings in a single bound as
>#well?
>
>Yes, but you have to dangle something over the building in order to
>motivate him. Pudge prefers to sit and preside, but he'll move--at great
>speed and to great heights, even--if you entice him to do so.
Hmmm... I had a cat like that once. Was dang hard to entice him to do
anything, though... Lazy lil' bugger, but he had a heart of gold, God
bless him... <sniff>
>
>#>#Oh.. But Fluffy the Great do not _need_ to open doors, doors open in
>#>#Fluffy's path of their own volition.
>#>
>#>Who said he actually exerted effort to open them? :)
>
>#Oh.. I took it that "he can open doors" meant that he actually had
>#something to do with said doors opening, my bad ;)
>
>Clealy sir, fault is mine.
Hah! Gotcha! ;-)
BTW, you speak Palmerese better than I do... <envy showing clealy> ;-)
Clealy madam, have no faults whatsoever <bows>
Well... 'cept for the fact that thou dost still insist on mrrpling,
but that is rather endearing, I'd say ;-)
OK, 'nuff grovelling for now or I'll need an insulin shot ;-)
>
>#>Oh yeah--but I think Fluffy would understand, especially after a good
>#>sound Pudge-grooming.
>
>#Grooming? Sounds nifty, assuming that Fluffy <blushing slightly
>#because I can't remember this lil' detail;)> is female. I mean, if
>#Pudge really *is* that essence of felinity that you make him out to
>#be, then think about what a uhm.. you know, could lead to?
>
>Franco's neutered--but no less a cat for it (except that he now has
>Immunity to Catnip). Besides, he's pretty mellow--he just wants to hang
>out where the people are.
Curses... Another great plan out the window <sigh> So there are to be
no heirs to the throne after all, such a waste of feline resources
<even deeper sigh> ;)
>
>#>Oh damn, now I have to find pictures don't I?
>
>#Yup, and remember to send copies to Fluffy as well as me, please :)
>#OK, thanks, bye ;)
>
>Mrrple!
Meow!
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>
> "What could me more sinister
> than a dead man posting?"
>
> - Joltin' Joe, 1997
>
> Hello, Ms. Kehoe, you uppity, self-righteous hosebag.
Nice TROLL. Elegant set up and bait. Love to see more of your work.
M.
p.s. just off to alt.gossip.celebrities for a while...
Hogarth
wrote:
Wow, you've really got your finger on the pulse, haven't you Mikey?
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