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Smokey Behr
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DTKZ Enterprises wrote:
>
> Dear Friend,
>
> The following income opportunity is one you may be interested in taking
> a look at. It can be started with VERY MINIMAL outlay and the income
> return is TREMENDOUS!
>
> ><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
> You are about to make at least $50,000 - in less than 90 days.
> Read the enclosed program... THEN READ IT AGAIN!...
> ><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
>
> The enclosed information is something I almost let slip through my
> fingers. Fortunately, sometime later I re-read everything and gave some
> thought and study to it.
> My name is Dave. Two years ago, the corporation where
> I worked for the past twelve years down-sized and my position was
> eliminated. After unproductive job interviews, I decided to open my own
> business.
> Over the past year, I incurred many unforeseen financial problems. I owed
> my family, friends, and creditors over $35,000. The economy was taking a
> toll on my business and I just couldn't seem to make ends meet. I had to
> refinance and borrow against my home to support my family and struggling
> business. I truly believe it was wrong for me to be in debt like this. AT THAT
> MOMENT something significant happened in my life and I am writing to share
> my experience in hopes that this will change your life FOREVER
> FINANCIALLY!!!
>
> In mid-December, I received this program via email. Six months prior to
> receiving this program I had been sending away for information on
> various business opportunities. All of the programs I received, in my opinion,
> were not cost effective. They were either too difficult for me to comprehend
> or the initial investment was too much for me to risk to see if they
> worked or not. One claimed that I'd make a million dollars in one year...
> it didn't tell me I'd have to write a book to make it.
>
> But like I was saying, in December of '95 I received this program. I
> didn't send for it, or ask for it, they just got my name off a mailing list.
> THANK GOODNESS FOR THAT!
>
> After reading it several times, to make sure I was reading it
> correctly, I couldn't believe my eyes. Here was a MONEY MAKING
> PHENOMENON. I could invest as much as I wanted to start, without putting
> me further in debt. After I got a pencil and paper and figured it out, I would at
> least get my money back. After determining that the program is LEGAL and
> NOT A CHAIN LETTER, I decided "WHY NOT.'
>
> Initially I sent out 10,000 emails. The great thing about email is that I didn't
> need any money for printing to send out the program. I am telling you like it is.
> I hope it doesn't turn you off, but I promised myself that I would not "rip-off"
> anyone, no matter how much money it cost me.
>
> Remember, everyone who is on this list is looking to make money just like
> you. They are more than happy to help you out and will, occasionally, send
> out an email to give you assistance. Remember they need you to succeed for
> them to succeed.
>
> In less than one week, I was starting to receive orders for REPORT #1.
> By January 13th, I had received 26 orders for REPORT #1. When you read
> the
> GUARANTEE in the program, you will see that "YOU MUST RECEIVE 15
> TO 20 ORDERS FOR REPORT #1 WITHIN TWO WEEKS. IF YOU DON'T,
> SEND OUT MORE PROGRAMS UNTIL YOU DO!" My first step in making
> $50,000 in 20 to 90 days was done. By January 30th, I had received 196
> orders for REPORT #2. If you go back to the GUARANTEE, "YOU MUST
> RECEIVE 100 OR MORE ORDERS FOR REPORT #2 WITHIN
> TWO WEEKS. IF NOT, SEND OUT MORE PROGRAMS UNTIL YOU DO.
> ONCE YOU HAVE 100 ORDERS, THE REST IS EASY. RELAX, YOU WILL
> MAKE YOUR $50,000 GOAL." Well, I had 196 orders for REPORT #2, 96
> more than I needed. So I sat back and relaxed. By March 19th, on my email
> of 10,000, I received $58,000 with more coming in every day. I paid off ALL
> my debts and bought a much needed new car. Please take time to read the
> attached program. IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOREVER! Also, this is
> the second time I am doing this. It worked once....
>
> The following is a copy of the e-mail I read:
>
> $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
>
> This is a LEGAL, MONEY-MAKING PHENOMENON.
> PRINT this letter, read the directions, THEN READ IT AGAIN !!!
>
> You are about to embark on the most profitable and unique program you may
> ever see. Many times over, it has demonstrated
> and proven its ability to generate large amounts of cash. This program is
> showing fantastic appeal with a huge and ever-growing
> on-line population desirous of additional income.
>
> This is a legitimate, LEGAL, money-making opportunity. It does not require
> you to come in contact with people, do any hard
> work, and best of all, you never have to leave the house, except to get the
> mail and go to the bank!
>
> This truly is that lucky break you've been waiting for! Simply follow the easy
> instructions in this letter, and your financial dreams
> will come true!
> When followed correctly, this electronic, multi-level marketing program works
> perfectly...100% EVERY TIME!
>
> Thousands of people have used this program to:
> - Raise capital to start their own business
> - Pay off debts
> - Buy homes, cars, etc.,
> - Even retire!
>
> This is your chance, so don't pass it up!
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------
> OVERVIEW OF THIS EXTRAORDINARY ELECTRONIC
> MULTI-LEVEL MARKETING PROGRAM
> ------------------------------------------------------------
>
> Basically, this is what we do:
>
> We send thousands of people a product for $5.00 that costs next to nothing
> to produce and e-mail. As with all multi-level
> businesses, we build our business by recruiting new partners and selling our
> products. Every state in the U.S. allows you to
> recruit new multi- level business online (via your computer).
>
> The products in this program are a series of four business and financial reports
> costing $5.00 each. Each order you receive via
> "snail mail" will
> include:
>
> * $5.00 cash
> * The name and number of the report they are ordering
> * The e-mail address where you will e-mail them the report they ordered.
>
> To fill each order, you simply e-mail the product to the buyer. THAT'S IT!
> The $5.00 is yours! This is the EASIEST
> electronic multi-level marketing
> business anywhere!
>
> FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS TO THE LETTER AND BE PREPARED TO
> REAP THE STAGGERING BENEFITS!
>
> ******* I N S T R U C T I O N S *******
>
> This is what you MUST do:
>
> 1. Order all 4 reports shown on the list below (you can't sell them if you
> don't order them).
>
> * For each report, send $5.00 CASH, the NAME & NUMBER OF THE
> REPORT YOU ARE ORDERING, YOUR
> E-MAIL ADDRESS, and YOUR
> RETURN POSTAL ADDRESS (in case of a roblem) to the person whose
> name appears on the list next to the report.
>
> * When you place your order, make sure you order each of the four
> reports. You will need all four reports so that you can
> save them on your computer and resell them.
>
> * Within a few days you will receive, via e-mail, each of the four reports.
> Save them on your computer so they will be
> accessible for you to send to the 1,000's of people who will order them from
> you.
>
> 2. IMPORTANT-- DO NOT alter the names of the people who are listed next
> to each report, or their sequence on the list, in
> any way other than is
> instructed below in steps "a" through "d" or you will lose out on the majority of
> your profits. Once you understand the way this
> works, you'll
> also see how it doesn't work if you change it. Remember, this method has
> been tested, and if you alter it, it will not work.
>
> a. Look below for the listing of available reports.
>
> b. After you've ordered the four reports, replace the name and address
> under REPORT #1 with your name and address,
> moving the one that
> was there down to REPORT #2.
>
> c. Move the name and address that was under REPORT #2 down to
> REPORT #3.
>
> d. Move the name and address that was under REPORT #3 down to
> REPORT #4.
>
> e. The name and address that was under REPORT #4 is removed from
> the list and has NO DOUBT collected their 50
> grand.
>
> Please make sure you copy everyone's name and address ACCURATELY!!!
>
> 3. Take this entire letter, including the modified list of names, and save it to
> your computer. Make NO changes to the
> instruction portion of this letter.
>
> 4. Now you're ready to start an advertising campaign on the WORLDWIDE
> WEB! Advertising on the WEB is very, very
> inexpensive, and there are HUNDREDS of FREE places to advertise.
> Another avenue which you could use for advertising is
> e-mail lists. You can buy these lists for under $20/2,000 addresses or you
> can pay someone a minimal charge to take care of it
> for you. BE SURE TO START YOUR AD CAMPAIGN IMMEDIATELY!
>
> 5. For every $5.00 you receive, all you must do is e-mail them the report they
> ordered. THAT'S IT! ALWAYS PROVIDE
> SAME-DAY SERVICE ON ALL ORDERS! This will guarantee that the e-mail
> THEY send out, with YOUR name and
> address on it, will be prompt because they can't advertise until they receive
> the report!
>
> ------------------------------------------
> AVAILABLE REPORTS
> ------------------------------------------
>
> ***Order Each REPORT by NUMBER and NAME***
>
> Notes:
> - ALWAYS SEND $5 CASH FOR EACH REPORT
> - ALWAYS SEND YOUR ORDER VIA FIRST CLASS MAIL
> - Make sure the cash is concealed by wrapping it in at least two sheets of
> paper
> - On one of those sheets of paper, include: (a) the number & name of the
> report you are ordering, (b) your e-mail address, and
> (c) your postal
> address.
>
> ________________________________________
> REPORT #1 "HOW TO MAKE $250,000 THROUGH MULTI-LEVEL
> SALES"
>
> ORDER REPORT #1 FROM:
> DTKZ Enterprises
> 1029 Carlton Arms Drive
> Lakeland, Florida 33811
> ________________________________________
>
> REPORT #2 "MAJOR CORPORATIONS AND MULTI-LEVEL SALES"
>
> ORDER REPORT #2 FROM:
> M.M.L.I. , Inc.
> 1011 Cimarron Cir. N.W.
> Bradenton, FL 34209
>
> ________________________________________
>
> REPORT #3 "SOURCES FOR THE BEST MAILING LISTS"
>
> ORDER REPORT #3 FROM:
> Bees, Inc.
> 8016 Community Drive
> Manassas, VA 20109
>
>
> ________________________________________
>
> REPORT #4 "EVALUATING MULTI-LEVEL SALES PLANS"
>
> ORDER REPORT #4 FROM:
> NDZ, Inc.
> 1579F Monroe Drive
> Box 191
> Atlanta, GA 30324
>
> ________________________________________
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------
> HERE'S HOW THIS AMAZING PLAN WILL MAKE YOU $MONEY$
> ------------------------------------------------------------
>
> Let's say you decide to start small just to see how well it works. Assume your
> goal is to get 10 people to participate on your
> first level. (Placing a
> lot of FREE ads on the internet will EASILY get a larger response.) Also
> assume that everyone else in YOUR
> ORGANIZATION gets ONLY 10 downline members. Follow this example to
> achieve the STAGGERING results below.
>
> 1st level--your 10 members with $5..................................$50
> 2nd level--10 members from those 10 ($5 x 100...............$500
> 3rd level--10 members from those 100 ($5 x 1,000).........$5,000
> 4th level--10 members from those 1,000 ($5 x 10,000)....$50,000
> THIS TOTALS ----------->$55,550
>
> Remember friends, this assumes that the people who participate only recruit
> 10 people each. Think for a moment what would
> happen if they got 20 people to participate! Most people get 100's of
> participants! THINK ABOUT IT!
>
> Your cost to participate in this is practically nothing (surely you can afford
> $20). You obviously already have an internet
> connection and e-mail isFREE!!! REPORT#3 shows you the most productive
> methods for bulk e-mailing and
> purchasing e-mail lists. Some list & bulk e-mail vendors even work on trade!
>
> About 50,000 new people get online every month!
>
> *******TIPS FOR SUCCESS*******
>
> * TREAT THIS AS YOUR BUSINESS! Be prompt, professional, and follow
> the directions accurately.
>
> * Send for the four reports IMMEDIATELY so you will have them when the
> orders start coming in because:
>
> When you receive a $5 order, you MUST send out the requested
> product/report to comply with the U.S. Postal & Lottery
> Laws, Title 18,Sections 1302 and 1341 or Title 18, Section 3005 in the U.S.
> Code, also Code of Federal Regs. vol. 16,
> Sections 255 and 436, which state that "a product or service must be
> exchanged for money received."
>
> * ALWAYS PROVIDE SAME-DAY SERVICE ON THE ORDERS YOU
> RECEIVE.
>
> * Be patient and persistent with this program. If you follow the instructions
> exactly, the results WILL undoubtedly be
> SUCCESSFUL!
>
> * ABOVE ALL, HAVE FAITH IN YOURSELF AND KNOW YOU WILL
> SUCCEED!
>
> *******YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINE*******
>
> Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success:
>
> If you don't receive 10 to 20 orders for REPORT #1 within two weeks,
> continue advertising until you do. Then, a couple of
> weeks later you should receive at least 100 orders for REPORT #2. If you
> don't, continue advertising until you do. Once you
> have received 100 or more orders for REPORT #2, YOU CAN RELAX,
> because the system is already working for you, and
> the cash will
> continue to roll in!
>
> THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER:
>
> Every time your name is moved down on the list, you are placed in front of a
> DIFFERENT report. You can KEEP TRACK of
> your PROGRESS by watching which report people are ordering from you. If
> you want to generate more income,
> send another batch of e-mails and start the whole process again! There is no
> limit to the income you will generate from this
> business!
>
> NOTE: If you need help with starting a business, registering a business name,
> how income tax is handled, etc., contact your
> local office of the Small Business Administration (a Federal agency) for free
> help and answers to questions. Also, the Internal
> Revenue Service offers free help via telephone and free seminars about
> business taxes.
>
> *******T E S T I M O N I A L S*******
>
> This program does work, but you must follow it EXACTLY! Especially the
> rule of not trying to place your name in a
> different position, it won't work and you'll lose a lot of potential income. I'm
> living proof that it works. It really is a great
> opportunity to make relatively easy money, with little cost to you. If you do
> choose to participate, follow the program exactly,
> and you'll be on your way to financial security.
> Sean McLaughlin, Jackson, MS
>
> My name is Frank. My wife, Doris, and I live in Bel-Air, MD. I am a cost
> accountant with a major U.S. Corporation and I
> make pretty good money. When I received the program I grumbled to Doris
> about receiving "junk mail." I made fun of the
> whole thing, spouting my knowledge of the population and percentages
> involved. I "knew" it wouldn't work. Doris totally
> ignored my
> supposed intelligence and jumped in with both feet. I made merciless fun of
> her, and was ready to lay the old "I told you so" on
> her when the thing
> didn't work... well, the laugh was on me! Within two weeks she had received
> over 50 responses. Within 45 days she had
> received over $147,200 in $5 bills! I was shocked! I was sure that I had it all
> figured and that it wouldn't work. I AM a
> believer now. I have joined Doris in her "hobby." I did have seven more
> years until retirement, but I think of the "rat race" and
> it's not for me. We owe it all to MLM.
>
> Frank T., Bel-Air, MD
>
> I just want to pass along my best wishes and encouragement to you. Any
> doubts you have will vanish when your first orders
> come in. I even checked with the U.S. Post Office to verify that the plan was
> legal. It definitely is! IT WORKS!!!
> Paul Johnson, Raleigh, NC
>
> The main reason for this letter is to convince you that this system is honest,
> lawful, extremely profitable, and is a way to get a
> large amount of
> money in a short time. I was approached several times before I checked this
> out. I joined just to see what one could expect in
> return for the minimal
> effort and money required. To my astonishment, I received $36,470.00 in the
> first 14 weeks, with money still coming in.
> Sincerely yours, Phillip A. Brown, Esq.
>
> Not being the gambling type, it took me several weeks to make up my mind
> to participate in this plan. But conservative that I
> am, I decided that the
> initial investment was so little that there was just no way that I wouldn't get
> enough orders to at least get my money back. Boy,
> was I surprised when I found my medium-size post office box crammed with
> orders! For awhile, it got
> so overloaded that I had to start picking up my mail at the window. I'll make
> more money this year than any 10 years of my life
> before. The nice thing
> about this deal is that it doesn't matter where in the U.S. the people live.
> There simply isn't a better investment with a faster
> return.
> Mary Rockland, Lansing, MI
>
> I had received this program before. I deleted it, but later I wondered if I
> shouldn't have given it a try. Of course, I had no
> idea who to contact to
> get another copy, so I had to wait until I was e-mailed another program...11
> months passed then it came...I didn't delete this
> one!...I made more than $41,000 on the first try!!
> D. Wilburn, Muncie, IN
>
> This is my third time to participate in this plan. We have quit our jobs, and
> will soon buy a home on the beach and live off the
> interest on our
> money. The only way on earth that this plan will work for you is if you do it.
> For your sake, and for your family's sake don't
> pass up this golden
> opportunity. Good luck and happy spending!
> Charles Fairchild, Spokane, WA
>
> My name is John and I live in Bradenton, FL. a friend of mine has mad
> $15,000 and is driving around a new jeep chrrokee
> and it makes me jealous!!!
> So I am going to try it and collect my $5 bills!!!!!!!!
>
> John Miller, Bradenton Florida
>
> ORDER YOUR REPORTS TODAY AND GET
> STARTED ON THE ROAD TO FINANCIAL FREEDOM!!!
>
> David
Rich Tietjens
(Followups set)
Smokey Behr <uni...@hotmail.com> wrote:
]well, it has finally happened...
]
]After 4 months of UCE free e-mailing, my first piece of UCE has shown up
]in my mail box. Text is below .sig file...
]
]Search leads back to alternet.net... time for the UDP...
]--
]Smokey Behr
]SP(UTU)M Arson, Flame, and (mail)Bomb Investigation Team
]uni...@hotmail.com
]Spammers killed to date: 1
The founder of alter.net has been recently arrested. Seems like a complete IDP
would be more in order than a simple UDP.