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Ward

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Oct 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/20/99
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With great apologies to Dire Straits, here's....

Netcop or nothin' (sung with amazing similarity to "Money for nothing")

Now look at them meowers that's the way you do it
They tease me on my WebTV
That ain't workin' that's the way I'll do it
Netcop or nothin' and no more Jeffy

Now that ain't workin' that's the way I'll do it
Lemme tell ya them guys ARE dumb
Maybe get a cascade on your strangely shaped head
Maybe get told you're thumb


We gotta netcop 2-belo to his boss
Get his stupid ass fired
We gotta forward all his posts
We gotta get our little vengeance...

That little faggot with the bald head and the website
Yeah buddy that's his posts there
That little faggot got his own workstation
That little faggot he's a postmaster yeah

We gotta netcop 2-belo to his boss
Get his stupid ass fired
We gotta forward all his nasty posts
We gotta get our RL vengeance...

I shouldda got a sense of humour
I shouldda learned to take a joke
Look at that meower, he's got it stickin' in the newsgroup
Man we should stop that fun

And he's up there, what's that? Olive loaf head?
Nah, it looks more like a chimpanzee
That ain't workin' that's the way I'll do it
It's netcop or nothin' and no more Jeffyyyyyyyyy


Now that ain't workin' that's the way I'll do it
You stir me up on my WebTV
That ain't workin' that's the way I'll do it
Netcop or nothin' and no more Jeffyyyyyyy

Netcop or nothin' Bye bye Jeffyyyyy
(Hand in your) (hand in your) Hand in your WebTV
Netcop or nothin' Bye bye Jeffyyyyy

(Hand in your) (hand in your) Hand in your WebTV
(Hand in your) (hand in your) Hand in your WebTV
(Hand in your) (hand in your) Hand in your WebTV
(Hand in your) (hand in your) Hand in your WebTV
(Hand in your) (hand in your) Hand in your WebTV
Fade out......
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REINSTATE JEFFY!!!!!1!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOYCOTT OLIVE LOAVES!!!!!!!2!!!!!!!2!!!!!!

Butchering music as you read
http://www.ozemail.com.au/~wnallen
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Ward

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Oct 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/20/99
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On Wed, 20 Oct 1999 09:31:55 GMT, wna...@ozemail.comdotau (Ward) wrote:

>With great apologies to Dire Straits, here's....
>
>Netcop or nothin' (sung with amazing similarity to "Money for nothing")
>
> Now look at them meowers that's the way you do it
> They tease me on my WebTV
> That ain't workin' that's the way I'll do it
> Netcop or nothin' and no more Jeffy
>
> Now that ain't workin' that's the way I'll do it
> Lemme tell ya them guys ARE dumb
> Maybe get a cascade on your strangely shaped head
> Maybe get told you're thumb

^^
Aaaaargh! How the f**k did THAT get in there?

Dr Entropy

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Oct 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/20/99
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Ward wrote:

> With great apologies to Dire Straits, here's....
>
> Netcop or nothin' (sung with amazing similarity to "Money for nothing")
>
> Now look at them meowers that's the way you do it
> They tease me on my WebTV
> That ain't workin' that's the way I'll do it
> Netcop or nothin' and no more Jeffy
>
> Now that ain't workin' that's the way I'll do it
> Lemme tell ya them guys ARE dumb
> Maybe get a cascade on your strangely shaped head
> Maybe get told you're thumb
>

Most entertaining!
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Ward

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Oct 21, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/21/99
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I think I forgot to finish editing a line last night....

Here it is again, with a correction:

>
> With great apologies to Dire Straits, here's....
>
> Netcop or nothin' (sung with amazing similarity to "Money for nothing")
>
> Now look at them meowers that's the way you do it
> They tease me on my WebTV
> That ain't workin' that's the way I'll do it
> Netcop or nothin' and no more Jeffy
>
> Now that ain't workin' that's the way I'll do it
> Lemme tell ya them guys ARE dumb
> Maybe get a cascade on your strangely shaped head

> Maybe get told you're scum

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Can that boy Jeffy troll? Arsehole.

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