A Trip Down Memory Lane

[Dejavu]

The other day my two daughters and I were shopping at a local
Albertsons store.

It was around 6:30pm and the weather was on the slightly cool side.

As we were rounding around the corner of one row (from the cereal
side to the coffee side) I caught a glimpse of a very large figure just
leaving the same row yet at the other end.

My youngest daughter caught a glimpse, too.

She asked me what it was and I told her that I wasn't sure.

Both of daughters then prompted me to go and find out.

I walked rapidly to the end, rounded the corner, and froze solid in
my steps. I could not believe what I saw.

In front of me, only several feet away, was not just one, but two, of
the fattest women I had ever seen in my life.

Nothing but a pair of massive concentrations of cellulite, dripping with
layer upon layer of pure blubber. Each with a mop of disgustingly
greasy dark hair whos skin were blotched all over with some sort of
psoriasis.

I felt my acid starting to build in my stomach and make its way upwards.

I utilized every bit of strength I had to keep from vomiting all over the
floor.

I turned around, bent over with my head between my knees, rose back up
and took a deep breath.

At that instant when I exhaled, after seeing those two women, the first
thing that entered my mind was:

NETSCAPE and MOZILLA