and be sure to remember, you're with Netcom - Leading Internet Service
Provider
If you PARTICIPATE in the cheezy game show, you get a NETCOM tote
bag, a NETCOM T-Shirt, a cheezy sports bottle, *AND* a luggage tag!
Wooo!
Oh, and a copy of NETCOMplete on CD. What the HECK am I gonna do
with this?!
-Dave
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grab...@netcom.com Kappa Xi Kappa - Over & Above since 1964
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* I didn't do it * I don't know * I wasn't there * I forget *
Well, Crown Books gave me a really neat coaster last night.
It even has the word Netcom on it...
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When God created two sexes, he may have been overdoing it.
-- Charles Merrill Smith
Mmmmmm, Cheezy.
That's it! The next generation follow-on service: Home-delivered cheese
with each new account. Can you imagine the motd with the first
listeria contamination? ". . . all dead people can rest assured . . ."
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Ty
"Pain validates life." Tudor Williams (1941 - )
Why imagine it?
01-01-00 We seem to have had a bad batch of cheese dip at the
party last night. Although many of you have expired,
rest assured that your survivors will be contacted for
a different credit card number. Our meidical staff is
expected to prevent any more expirations sometime real
soon.
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Life is like a penis: when it's soft you can't beat it, and when it's
hard you get fucked.
:In article <twficDt...@netcom.com>, Ty Fairchild <tw...@netcom.com> wrote:
:>On Thu, 20 Jun 1996 13:29:49 GMT, tw...@netcom.com (Reverend Tweek)
:>wrote, and I quote:
:>
:>:Dave Grabowski <grab...@netcom.com> wrote:
:>:>
:>:> If you PARTICIPATE in the cheezy game show, you get a NETCOM tote
:>:>bag, a NETCOM T-Shirt, a cheezy sports bottle, *AND* a luggage tag!
:>:>Wooo!
:>:
:>:
:>:Mmmmmm, Cheezy.
:>
:>That's it! The next generation follow-on service: Home-delivered cheese
:>with each new account. Can you imagine the motd with the first
:>listeria contamination? ". . . all dead people can rest assured . . ."
:
:Why imagine it?
:
:
:01-01-00 We seem to have had a bad batch of cheese dip at the
: party last night. Although many of you have expired,
: rest assured that your survivors will be contacted for
: a different credit card number. Our medical staff is
: expected to prevent any more expirations sometime real
^
credit^card
: soon.
That would be inconsistent with current policy.
Where they prefer to mark a card expired regardless of its actual state.
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with his head stuck up his ass.