One of the things I like about usenet is that I can be a productive
member of usenet, even moderately plugged into places like net.*,
news.*, and us.config, where such things might be discussed, and still
have only a dim recollection of what Altopia is.
I like that about usenet. I'm glad someone is worrying about Altopia
(whatever it is). I'm also glad that someone isn't me :-).
Chris Caputo should put his money where his mouth is and host as many
anti-$cientologists as possible (if he isn't already).
rone
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> Just got off the phone from talking to a Wired reporter for about a
> half-hour about Altopia and the various flamewars surrounding it in the
> net-abuse groups, so expect a story from Wired on the subject before too
> much longer.
I answered questions for him too. On the record, against my better
judgement, but hey, it's never bad to have reporters who owe you favors.
> Not sure how well I managed to clarify, given the fuzzy and complex nature
> of the issue. We'll see. :)
I sent him in your direction, figuring he needed to talk to someone
reasonable. :)
Wonder if he interviewed Guy?
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> Russ Allbery <r...@stanford.edu> wrote:
>
> > expect a story from Wired on [Altopia] before too
> > much longer.
I'd never heard of Altopia, either. Self-approval in moderated groups? HAW HAW!
> hey, it's never bad to have reporters who owe you favors.
That's like saying it's never bad to have a rock owe you blood. :)
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We had some guy doing it in soc.history.moderated for a while, for
no apparent reason. We ignored him and he went away.
>Chris Caputo's stance is that moderation is relying on fake security
>and that the security of moderation should be fixed instead.
I don't agree with this. I don't like the implication that people
don't have the simple personal honor to go along with the guidelines.
I could stand up in the middle of the local school board meeting
too, and make a scene, and it's not like they have police sitting
there waiting to throw me out... but I don't do it, nor does anyone
else.
I feel that adding security is essentially validating what these
people do, and I don't want to give them that satisfaction.
My reactions to this thread were interesting. My first reaction to
"moderation should be non-forgeable" was the traditional usenet one:
no, no if you try to lock everything down people will just find
another way to rebel and you need to use social means.
But then as the thread progressed, it seemed a bit more like cancels
(in which I don't really see the point of unauthenticated cancels, at
least not any more).
And now I find myself thinking along the lines of "well, if you need
to complain to the ISP, or think you do, on a regular basis then
probably there should be some more systematic way of regulating it".
Or something like that. I'm not sure whether I think that or not.
Does Altopia actively encourage their users to self-approve (e.g. via
some "you know, you don't need to ...." web page or something), or do
they just say they won't take action on the matter? May be kind of
splitting hairs, since word has gotten around to some extent about
this policy, but it might affect what I think and/or how one might
react.
But most people DON'T have a sense of honor (why is everyone looking at me
like that...) - most people have NEVER had a sense of honor.
The only way to get people to play nice is to have a big man with a stick
standing there to beat them if they get too out of line.
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Huh? In the _usenet_ context?
That is always the way the fidonet/BBS culture worked (well, more like
a lot of little bosses each with a little stick, as often as not
directed against the other sticks). But usenet is notable for the
relative absence of big bosses. Whether this is a bug or a feature is
a matter of opinion no doubt, but I don't expect it to change. I
mean, I don't see how it could.
Yes. The reason many (but, thankfully, not most) people don't play nice is
the lack of people with sticks around to hit them.
>That is always the way the fidonet/BBS culture worked (well, more like
>a lot of little bosses each with a little stick, as often as not
>directed against the other sticks). But usenet is notable for the
>relative absence of big bosses. Whether this is a bug or a feature is
>a matter of opinion no doubt, but I don't expect it to change. I
>mean, I don't see how it could.
After I take over the world, I'll have my Legions of Terror gather all the
news-admins together in one room and have them fix it. Which is about the
only way things would ever get changed. ;>
s/people/some people/
And those aren't the people I'm willing to play with. If they want
to get their jollies by thinking they're irritating me, well, that
doesn't make me any more anxious to play with them whether we play
with sticks or not.
Been there, done that.
The news admins decided that it wasn't much fun any more and gave up.
There Is No Cabal.
Then again, I don't know if anyone has yet tried to use Legions of
Terror to round them up ;-).
Right. This time, they'd have a choice between working together to fix and
being taken out back and used for target practice. ;>
Any problem can be solved by the use of sufficient numbers of Legions of
Terror.
Speaking of which, is this the secret to Afterburner's success?
I mean, we all know about Afterburner and Minions, but one wonders if
they are really backed up by an innumerable number of Sooper Sekrit
Legions of Terror (Sooper Sekrit becuase the most powerful weapons are
surprise and, er, uh, surprise and... well surprise and something).
It would seem to me that someone with this attitude would generally
have less abuse than your garden-variety phone-company-owned ISP,
which tend to have tough policies but are fairly slow to enforce them.
Judge ISPs by the results, not by their policies.
All the cries of "UDP Altopia" serve as kind of abuse magnet, a
marketing vehicle if you will, which encourages abusers and/or people
who might be perceived as abusers to go there. Same effect we saw
with AGIS and email spam in the fall of 1997, most obviously (although
I guess that was also AGIS's own publicity). I'm sure there is a
better example (probably pre-AGIS).
Now, Altopia does mention their policy on the web
(http://www.altopia.com/polfaq.htm) which may also tend to be an abuse
magnet. Hmm. Interesting set of issues. If Altopia were quieter
about it, they probably wouldn't catch as much flack, but then again
I've never been too much of a fan of security through obscurity. On
aesthetic grounds if nothing else.
>It would seem to me that someone with this attitude would generally
>have less abuse than your garden-variety phone-company-owned ISP,
>which tend to have tough policies but are fairly slow to enforce them.
Maybe, but the folks attacking alt.life.suck from alt.net, with massive
spillover from alt.animals.dolphins, are showing no sign of letting up.
>Judge ISPs by the results, not by their policies.
I am. Altopia has been a haven for non-spamming abusers for years.
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I think you're thinking of Pete Ehlke; he has the Sony Black-Winged
Minions of Death at his beck and call. (lawyers! eek!)
As far as Afterburner's success goes, I don't think he *needs* any
wussy Legions of Terror to back him up- he's a pretty damned scary
apparition in his own right. Legions would be but frosting on the
shuggoth.
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Except that their stated policy is that it is technically impossible
for anything human-generated to constitute a newsgroup flood.
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Jeremy | jer...@exit109.com
Here's a nickel, kid. Go buy yourself a real computer.
>I'd recommend reporting it to ab...@alt.net as a newsgroup flood and
>giving some statistics on the amount of traffic before and after this
>started. That's the sort of report that's more likely to get their
>attention, because it's a complaint about a technical issue.
I've done that. Chris pointed out that killfiles work perfectly well
and argued that no single person could possibly send enough messages
to shut down a newsgroup. Seriously, that's what he said.
That's with several hundred messages a day at the peak in a group with
five to maybe twenty messages a day normally.
Well, were the messages killfile-able? That is, did they have a
single from line or something, or were they trying to evade killfiles
like hipcrime does?
I think I can (still) see both sides of this. It is true that people
"shouldn't" have to set up killfiles just to make a newsgroup
readable. It is also true that not giving disrupters what they want -
disruption - can be fairly effective in getting them to tire of the
game.
If I am correctly interpreting the Altopia policies on floods, a flood
(in their book) is something that overloads servers. Merely
overloading humans doesn't seem to trigger the policy.
] As far as Afterburner's success goes, I don't think he *needs* any
] wussy Legions of Terror to back him up- he's a pretty damned scary
] apparition in his own right. Legions would be but frosting on the
] shuggoth.
At least one of them is some mighty tasty frosting *leer*
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>Well, were the messages killfile-able? That is, did they have a
>single from line or something, or were they trying to evade killfiles
>like hipcrime does?
/Newsgroups: alt.life.sucks/h:j was almost 100% effective.
>If I am correctly interpreting the Altopia policies on floods, a flood
>(in their book) is something that overloads servers. Merely
>overloading humans doesn't seem to trigger the policy.
Overloading servers is a performance problem. The way Usenet works the
impact on any single server is almost irrelevant, it's a short term
problem that can be resolved by a filter rule.
Usenet is not computers. Usenet is people [1]. Overloading humans is a MUCH
bigger problem, because it seems to selectively drive away the folks who are
most useful and interesting... and certainly most diverse... leaving only
a hard core of fanatics and flamers and the most techno-sophisticated. People
like me.
Well, damnit, just when Usenet is getting interesting, with more people who
aren't like me, these common vandals pop up and trash the place. They should
not be allowed to do that. This is why we HAVE Usenet II, but we shouldn't
have to have these little walled communities to have a useful net.
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Forget being taken out back and used for target practice. Try something
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> But most people DON'T have a sense of honor (why is everyone looking at me
> like that...) - most people have NEVER had a sense of honor.
Worse, the people who have often find that they don't have a common
definition of what "honor" is - sometimes not even an overlapping one
(when "honor=face" meets "honor=integrity", for example).
> The only way to get people to play nice is to have a big man with a stick
> standing there to beat them if they get too out of line.
Or to only have a few people. Not a solution, but that's why so many
systems rely on honor when small, and fail when growing.
Kai
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