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It's Autumn, And My Legs Are Still Smooth And Bare!
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SexyGaySenior
Oct 4, 2019, 11:34:16 AM10/4/19
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Ah, early October! The air is cooler for sure, and, unfortunately, at least recently, quite damp! I really don't mind the dampness. Unfortunately, some of my joints do. Oh the "pleasure" of being a senior!
Anyway, while it is cooler, and despite the dampness, it's still not a bone-chilling cold. To be open, I have a personal policy about when I * * * finally * * * take off the shorts and put on my jeans for times other then work. There has to be five successive days where the daytime high does not rise above five-degrees Celsius. Have four days in a row where the temperature doesn't rise above five-degrees, then the next day, it does, the "timer" resets. I have made past Christmas many times. The opposite is true for when they go back on. Come March, I put shorts back on by Easter, no matter what the temperature. However, if, in March, there are four days in a row where the temperature goes above that "magic" five-degrees, on go the shorts, No MATTER WHAT! Usually, I'm back "bare-legged" before the end of March.
I should also mention, as I have written several time before, I still keep my legs S*M*O*O*T*H!
Am I the only guy wearing shorts that late in the year? No! I see lots of guys wearing shorts even through winter. Notably, commenting about my favorite coffee chain, Starbucks, I have noticed in the past, many of their male Baristas, especially the cute young ones (which most of them are, cute, that is), wearing their shorts at work during winter.
Which * * * FINALLY * * * brings me to what I want to say.
Wearing shorts this late in the year does bring out the jerks. Not a day goes by where I don't get confronted by some loudmouth ignorant clown who feel's it's his God-given right to make stupid insulting comments, given his constitutional right to freedom of speech/expression and all. And it is usually a guy, though I have had women make just as rude and just as ignorant comments about me wearing shorts so late in the year. (I have always said, since she hated the fact that I did it, even back in the seventies when I started my "trend", my mother is probably spinning in her grave knowing I wear shorts this late.) If I had to characterize the "typical" jerk, I would definitely label them a Christian and a conservative. These are the rudest people alive. And with the "Culture of Hate" that has gripped Ontario (where I live) since June of last year (two-thousand-and eighteen), when we elected the conservative party of Bigots, they feel so empowered to openly express their rudeness and stupidity. I can only dread it getting significantly worse when we elect the federal "Culture of Hate" when we elect the federal conservatives as country leaders in our upcoming election later this month. The federal "Culture of Hate" is led by the most dangerous Homophobic bigot ever, a man named Andrew Scheer. This parasite made some serious Homophobic comments in Parliament back in two-thousand-and-five, which he has never apologized for. Plus, back in his youth, he worked for a one-time reform parry candidate named Lawrence Spencer who advocated for the arrest and extermination of Gay people, and whose "principles" Scheer shared.
There is one other characteristic of these male jerks who feel it's their right to make rude, ignorant comments, they usually drive a pickup truck.
Have I had ignorant comments made to me within the last few days since the cooler weather began to set in? Yes, at least three times, once in the grocery store, once at another coffee chain I frequent, and once more at another major hardware store. "Are you crazy? It's October!" My response was, "So?" And one idiot took his insult further, when he noticed my smooth legs, "What are you? A faggot?" I hate that word! But, given he was your typical right-wing Christian conservative, his ignorance can be understood. I wonder how he knew I was Gay? Oh, I know! I was wearing a hat that had a "CANADA" crest on it, and the way "CANADA" was spelled (the "C" was in red, the first "A" was in orange, the "N" was in yellow, the second "A" was in green, the "D" was in blue, and the last "A" was in purple), gave an ever so subtle hint as to my sexuality. Smart man! And very observant! I wonder what he would have thought had he known I'm also an Atheist?
I got into a major confrontation with this older idiot last March, when he made a rude comment about my legs. I actually called him out as a "typical right wing Christian conservative", rude and repulsive. He did apologize, but it was one of the most insincere apologies I've ever received. And I have received numerous insincere apologies over the years.
So, as fall sets in, and the weather gets progressively cooler, I remain defiant. My shorts will not come off until it gets absolutely unbearable with the weather. With luck, and perseverance, that won't happen until Christmas. Besides, despite my joints, the cool, damp air feels really sexy on my smooth, bare legs!
Anyway, while it is cooler, and despite the dampness, it's still not a bone-chilling cold. To be open, I have a personal policy about when I * * * finally * * * take off the shorts and put on my jeans for times other then work. There has to be five successive days where the daytime high does not rise above five-degrees Celsius. Have four days in a row where the temperature doesn't rise above five-degrees, then the next day, it does, the "timer" resets. I have made past Christmas many times. The opposite is true for when they go back on. Come March, I put shorts back on by Easter, no matter what the temperature. However, if, in March, there are four days in a row where the temperature goes above that "magic" five-degrees, on go the shorts, No MATTER WHAT! Usually, I'm back "bare-legged" before the end of March.
I should also mention, as I have written several time before, I still keep my legs S*M*O*O*T*H!
Am I the only guy wearing shorts that late in the year? No! I see lots of guys wearing shorts even through winter. Notably, commenting about my favorite coffee chain, Starbucks, I have noticed in the past, many of their male Baristas, especially the cute young ones (which most of them are, cute, that is), wearing their shorts at work during winter.
Which * * * FINALLY * * * brings me to what I want to say.
Wearing shorts this late in the year does bring out the jerks. Not a day goes by where I don't get confronted by some loudmouth ignorant clown who feel's it's his God-given right to make stupid insulting comments, given his constitutional right to freedom of speech/expression and all. And it is usually a guy, though I have had women make just as rude and just as ignorant comments about me wearing shorts so late in the year. (I have always said, since she hated the fact that I did it, even back in the seventies when I started my "trend", my mother is probably spinning in her grave knowing I wear shorts this late.) If I had to characterize the "typical" jerk, I would definitely label them a Christian and a conservative. These are the rudest people alive. And with the "Culture of Hate" that has gripped Ontario (where I live) since June of last year (two-thousand-and eighteen), when we elected the conservative party of Bigots, they feel so empowered to openly express their rudeness and stupidity. I can only dread it getting significantly worse when we elect the federal "Culture of Hate" when we elect the federal conservatives as country leaders in our upcoming election later this month. The federal "Culture of Hate" is led by the most dangerous Homophobic bigot ever, a man named Andrew Scheer. This parasite made some serious Homophobic comments in Parliament back in two-thousand-and-five, which he has never apologized for. Plus, back in his youth, he worked for a one-time reform parry candidate named Lawrence Spencer who advocated for the arrest and extermination of Gay people, and whose "principles" Scheer shared.
There is one other characteristic of these male jerks who feel it's their right to make rude, ignorant comments, they usually drive a pickup truck.
Have I had ignorant comments made to me within the last few days since the cooler weather began to set in? Yes, at least three times, once in the grocery store, once at another coffee chain I frequent, and once more at another major hardware store. "Are you crazy? It's October!" My response was, "So?" And one idiot took his insult further, when he noticed my smooth legs, "What are you? A faggot?" I hate that word! But, given he was your typical right-wing Christian conservative, his ignorance can be understood. I wonder how he knew I was Gay? Oh, I know! I was wearing a hat that had a "CANADA" crest on it, and the way "CANADA" was spelled (the "C" was in red, the first "A" was in orange, the "N" was in yellow, the second "A" was in green, the "D" was in blue, and the last "A" was in purple), gave an ever so subtle hint as to my sexuality. Smart man! And very observant! I wonder what he would have thought had he known I'm also an Atheist?
I got into a major confrontation with this older idiot last March, when he made a rude comment about my legs. I actually called him out as a "typical right wing Christian conservative", rude and repulsive. He did apologize, but it was one of the most insincere apologies I've ever received. And I have received numerous insincere apologies over the years.
So, as fall sets in, and the weather gets progressively cooler, I remain defiant. My shorts will not come off until it gets absolutely unbearable with the weather. With luck, and perseverance, that won't happen until Christmas. Besides, despite my joints, the cool, damp air feels really sexy on my smooth, bare legs!
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