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Bill Tanenbaum - AT&T Bell Labs - Naperville IL ihnp4!ihlpg!tan
>> I was the original poster of this article. I posted it to net.jokes as
>> well so that everybody could have a good laugh at how stupid the British
>> Embassy in Moscow was. It was their suggestion. Their reasoning was
>> that radioactivity was like something like cholera germs, and could be
>> killed off by boiling. (Yes it's true).
>Actually, it's not totally preposterous. If a radioactive gas was
>dissolved in the water, boiling the water would cause it to bubble
>off.
And then the water could be distilled leaving behind all the solid
radioactive waste.
Meanwhile, one is breathing all of that bubbled off radioactive gas...
Where? Into my kitchen?!
I prefer my room deodorizers to be invisible, even with the lights off. :-)
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Better in the air, where you breathe some of it, than in the water, where
you drink all of it.
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