Dear Mr. Smith:
Dear Ms. Smith:
Dear Mr./Ms. Smith:
Dear J. Smith:
Dear Smith:
Dear Sir:
Dear Madam:
Dear Sir or Madam:
Gary Ansok
I am proud to be a man
human
huperson
huperchild
earthling!
I usually use "J. Smith" or "Sir/Madam". I predict that in the relatively
near future, the title "Sir" will be considered neuter, like "Master". (A
previous posting noted that "Mistress of Arts" is a forgotten degree.)
Or possibly, following the contraction of "Miss/Mrs." into "Ms.", there will
a contraction of "Mr./Ms." into "M." or something. ("M." is a bad choice
because it looks like an initial, and conflicts with the French title;
"Comrade" is a nice neutral word but will never be accepted in the USA.)
> Dear Mr. Smith:
> Dear Ms. Smith:
etc.....
After working in an office where everyone from the director down
to the lowliest clerk (me) was female and getting all our mail addressed
to "Dear Sir" (pretty damned irritating after awhile) I have taken to
addressing all my correspondence of this nature to "Dear Gentlefolk".
(and what is this nonsense about women being less offended about being
called "Mr." than men about being called "Ms." ? Now that *is* a ridiculously
sexist attitude !)
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jcpatilla
..{seismo,allegra}!umcp-cs!aplcen!osiris!jcp
"Makes your bread dance and your cakes sing doo-dah !"
Gentle Being,
Can't remember where I first saw it. No one has ever complained to me that
they didn't like it.
"When you are about to die, a wombat is better than no company at all."
Roger Zelazny, *Doorways in the Sand*
Wombat
ihnp4!uiucdcs!ccvaxa!wombat
In a similar vein, I often use "Gentlepersons".
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Barbara Petersen | "Oh, I dunno....
{amdahl, qantel, dual}!proper!barb | ....call it a hunch."
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[Open the letter by putting your finger under the flap and tearing across....]
How about "To whom it may concern"? But that implies that you don't know a
last name. Same goes for the form favored in Britain: "Dear Sir or Madam,"
("will you read my book, it took me years to write, etc")
If you have a context that you know them in, you could use that. The
organization that I go canoeing with often addresses its members as
"Dear Paddlers". Thus "Dear Applicant", "Dear Students", etc???
Best stick with "Dear Mr/Ms Smith". If you want to shock them, say
"Dear Ms/Mr Smith" instead.
So my salutations are of the form:
Dear International Business Machines, Incorporated:
Dear University of California, Berkeley campus:
etc.
Except sometimes I'm not very happy with them:
Dear Company:
Dear Bank:
etc.
That'll show them.
ucbvax!brahms!weemba Matthew P Wiener/UCB Math Dept/Berkeley CA 94720
Tom Long
I believe the above choices are the only proper ways. What is inappropriate
(as a *self-proclaimed* expert 8*} ) is "Dear Gentlemen". I'M NOT A
GENTLEMAN...geeze! Also inappropriate is "To Whom it May Concern".
Another good choice is "Hey You" 8*} .
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I suspect that there are a reasonably large number of people who would
not appreciate getting letters that start off:
Greetings;
Might even give them a heart attack. At least during the Vietnam era,
letters from the draft board telling you you'd been chosen used this
salutation. Even *thinking* about it gives me the shivers.
Ken Arnold
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Bill Purves (714) 621-8021
Depts. of Biology and Computer Science {cepu,ihnp4,ucbvax}!ucla-cs!purves
Harvey Mudd College pur...@LOCUS.UCLA.EDU
Claremont, CA 91711
"Those Who Are Ignorant of Biology Are Destined to Repeat It"