Unfortunately, the fiddle hadn't been invented yet. It is a matter of
historical record (I'm told) that Nero *was* an accomplished bagpiper
(along with other notables such as Henry VIII).
Bizarre image: Nero piping while Rome burns!
(Playing "A Flame of Wrath...", perhaps?)
--
William Swan {ihnp4,decvax,allegra,...}!uw-beaver!tikal!persci!bill
"Ask not what you can do for your country,
ask what your country is going to do to you!"