Let's Do the Time Warp Again....

[Peter Shipley]

>Does anyone remember the words to ``Time Warp''?
>Or at least how it starts?
>I think senility may be setting in early, because
>I used to know every word, and now all I remember is
>that it starts with (doo doo doo doo ...)
>and eventually gets to ``Let's do the time warp again ...''
>What's in between?

Sure and here it is.
Problem is every book I have have a diffent version.

-Pete
shi...@pavepaws.Berkeley.EDU
ucbvax!pavepaws!shipley

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Janet Are you giving a party

Riff No. You've arrived on a rether special night
It's one of the masters attairs.

Janet Oh, lucky him.

START OF SONG MUSIC STARTS

Magenta He's lucky, your lucky, I'm lucky,
we're all lucky.

Riff It's astounding
Time was fleeting
Maddness take it's toll

Magenta Ahhh..

Riff But just listen closely

Magenta Not for very much longer

Riff I've got to keep control
I remember doing the time Warp
Drinking those moments when
The Blackness would hit me

Riff + Mag And the void would be calling

Guests Lets do the Time Warp Again.
Lets do the Time Warp Again.

Guests + It's just a jump to the left.
Narrator

Guests And a step to the right

Narrator With you hands on your hips.

Guests You bring you knees in tight
But it's the Pelvic thrust
They drive you insane
Lets do the Time Warp Again.
Lets do the Time Warp Again.

Magenta It's so dreamy-Oh fantasy free me
So you can't see me-no not at all
In another dimension - witn
voyeuristic intentions
Well you see all

Riff Raff With a bit of the mind flip

Magenta You're in for a time slip

Riff Raff And nothing can ever be the same.

Magenta You're spaced out of sensation

Riff Raff Like you're under sedation

Guests Lets do the Time Warp Again.
Lets do the Time Warp Again.

Columbia Well I was walking down the street
Just having a think
When a snake of a guy
Gave be a evil wink
Well it shook me up, it took me by surprise
He had a pick-up truck and the devil's eyes
He stared at me and I felt a change
Time meant nothing-never would again

Guests Lets do the Time Warp Again.
Lets do the Time Warp Again.

Narrator It's just a jump to the left

Guests And a step to the right.

Narrator With your hand on you hips

Guests You bring you knees in tight
But it's the Pelvic thrust
They drive you insane
Lets do the Time Warp Again.
Lets do the Time Warp Again.

Columbia Ah! / Dances accross the \
Oh Oh! | floor and falls |
Ahhh! \ on her ass /

Guests Lets do the Time Warp Again.
Lets do the Time Warp Again.

Narrator It's just a jump to the left

Guests And a step to the right.

Narrator With your hand on you hips

Guests You bring you knees in tight
But it's the Pelvic thrust
They drive you insane
Lets do the Time Warp Again.
Lets do the Time Warp Again.

END OF SONG: EVERYONE FALLS TO THE FLOOR

[Ellen Eades]

In article <6...@ucbcad.BERKELEY.EDU> shi...@pavepaws.UUCP (Peter Shipley) writes:
>Riff No. You've arrived on a rether special night
> It's one of the masters attairs.

^^^^^^^ = affairs.

>Riff It's astounding
> Time was fleeting

^^^ = is

> But it's the Pelvic thrust
> They drive you insane

^^^^ ^^^^^ = That really drives

> Lets do the Time Warp Again.
>
>Magenta It's so dreamy-Oh fantasy free me
> So you can't see me-no not at all
> In another dimension - witn
> voyeuristic intentions
> Well you see all

^^^^ ^^^ = Well secluded, I
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