Dirty song

[Dave Esan]

I posted a request for a song to the net a while ago. Imagine my surprise
when this version arrived in the mail. My great thanks to the Jr. CAP in
Oregon (whose name is lost in the mass of hardcopy on my desk) who mailed
this to me. The tune I learned was that of "When Johnny Comes Marching
Home". I am still looking for a good bawdy song book. Thanks again.

Three German soldiers crossed the Rhine
Taboo, Taboo,
Three German soldiers crossed the Rhine
Taboo, Taboo,
Three German soldiers crossed the Rhine
To fuck the women and drink the wine,
And they all said
'Sieg Heil, tickle my ass', Taboo.

They came upon a wayside inn
Taboo, Taboo,
And kicked the fucking door right in
Taboo, Taboo,
Three German soldiers crossed the Rhine
To fuck the women and drink the wine,
And they all said
'Sieg Heil, tickle my ass', Taboo.

The innkeeper had a daughter (or maiden) fair
Taboo, Taboo,
With rosy cheeks (or teats) and long blonde hair
Taboo, Taboo,
Three German soldiers crossed the Rhine
To fuck the women and drink the wine,
And they all said
'Sieg Heil, tickle my ass', Taboo.

They tied her to a featherbed
Taboo, Taboo,
And fucked her till she was nearly dead
Taboo, Taboo,
Three German soldiers crossed the Rhine
To fuck the women and drink the wine,
And they all said
'Sieg Heil, tickle my ass', Taboo.

The innkeeper, he was so ashamed (?)
Taboo, Taboo,
He fucked her back to life again
Taboo, Taboo,
Three German soldiers crossed the Rhine
To fuck the women and drink the wine,
And they all said
'Sieg Heil, tickle my ass', Taboo.

And then he got his trusty gun
Taboo, Taboo,
And shot their balls off one by one
Taboo, Taboo,
Three German soldiers crossed the Rhine
To fuck the women and drink the wine,
And they all said
'Sieg Heil, tickle my ass', Taboo.

Three German soldiers went to Hell
Taboo, Taboo,
And fucked the Devil's wife as well
Taboo, Taboo,
Three German soldiers crossed the Rhine
To fuck the women and drink the wine,
And they all said
'Sieg Heil, tickle my ass', Taboo.

The daughter lives in London-town
Taboo, Taboo,
She'll suck your cock for half a pound
Taboo, Taboo,
Three German soldiers crossed the Rhine
To fuck the women and drink the wine,
And they all said
'Sieg Heil, tickle my ass', Taboo.

The moral of the story is
Taboo, Taboo,
Don't get fucked in a feather bed
Taboo, Taboo,
Three German soldiers crossed the Rhine
To fuck the women and drink the wine,
And they all said
'Sieg Heil, tickle my ass', Taboo.

[bl...@inmet.uucp]

Now don't you think this should've at least deserved a rot13??

[Norman Diamond]

> Now don't you think this should've at least deserved a rot13??

So should a number of other jokes. At least most of them get posted
to net.jokes instead, where they belong.

In fact I decrypt most of the rotted jokes too, and am rarely offended.
But this kind of thing (mis-posting, not rotting, etc.) is more likely
to hurt the net than censorship by Stargate. This kind of error even
probably gives some people ammunition to support censorship.

-- Norman Diamond

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"Opinions are those of the keyboard, and do not reflect on me or higher-ups."

[Mary Johnson]

There are many "dirty songs" which are erotic and enjoyable; but songs
about gang rape, incestuous rape, and castration are another matter.
It is net etiquette to rotate postings containing material which may
be offensive to people, and this material is definitely offensive!

Mary Eileen Johnson
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[Ron Natalie <ron>]

> There are many "dirty songs" which are erotic and enjoyable; but songs
> about gang rape, incestuous rape, and castration are another matter.
> It is net etiquette to rotate postings containing material which may
> be offensive to people, and this material is definitely offensive!
>
>

But speaking of dirty Scotch songs...

-Ron

Tammy gars me tail toddle.