Why K-Y Jelly? (was: Fear of penetration)
Silver
Scott Peterson (s...@omssw1.UUCP) writes:
> The problem with all these supplements is they're so _cold_ when
> applied. Someone needs to integrate a tiny microwave oven into the
> ever-popular clock-radio-tv-telephone-cassette player :-).
Until the advent of the clock-radio-tv-telephone-cassett-player-food-
processor-microcomputer-4-cylinder-gas-miser-microwave, I think it
should be left up to the considerate applyer to warm the stuff up in
his/her { hands | mouth | <use imagination!!> }.
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Phil Stephens
>Scott Peterson (s...@omssw1.UUCP) writes:
>> The problem with all these supplements is they're so _cold_ when
>
>processor-microcomputer-4-cylinder-gas-miser-microwave, I think it
Yow! I have a great idea! Better say it quick before I figure out what's
wrong with it! ( large smiley face here )
Have you seen those mini hot plates for keeping your coffee mug warm? About
100 watts. Haven't tried one myself, so I don't know if they would heat the
lube *too* hot (if so, there are ways around that). Probably would want to
only heat the stuff just before use, not 24hr/day.
Seriously, some people warm their massage oil by setting the little bottle
in a pan of *hot* water half an hour ahead of time. I think I've seen
baby bottle warmers, too.
You prob'ly think I'm silly to take this engineering challenge seriously,
but I personally am *real* sensitive to cold, and just *thinking* of
putting cold lube into sensitive places makes me shudder!
Love and Light! (Except where prohibited by law)
PS: soc.singles? Forgive me for missing the obvious, but what is "soc"?
(social studies? sociology? socializing? society and you?
... just curious!)
- Phil
Reply-To: p...@oliven.UUCP (Phil Stephens)
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