Obscene Songs (rot13) - offensive to everyone (ROT13)

[s...@ucla-cs.uucp]

Here are some feelthy songs. This first one is courtesy of a fifth hand
copy of a DIRT concert, the famous eat-bite song. Sorry that I don't have
the music to this (though I can sing it fairly well).

Chorus:

Eat bite fuck suck gobble nibble chew
Nipple bosom hair-pie finger fuck screw

Moose piss cat pud orangatan tit
Sheep pussy camel crack big lion shit

Awww fuck! Awww fuck!

Verses:

I went to a party and what did they do?
They took off their socks and they took off their shoes.
They took off their shirts and they took off their pants,
I had a hunch we weren't gonna dance.

Everybody, everybody's ass was bare,
No bras left, just a queer over there.
The whole damn thing didn't phase me a bit.
I just jumped on the pile and grabbed some tit.

My baby's not a sports fan,
But she plays with balls whenever she can.
Because her favorite sport you see,
Is playing console ... hockey.

Then we can all make up our own verses:

I know a guy, his name is Scott
His tongue is long, his cock is not.
But his girlfriend likes what she's got,
A little in one end, in the other a lot.

This song is to the famous Oscar Mayer tune. I picked this up at the Fox
Inn, where a dirty old man sings dirty old songs and gulps down beer at
incredible rates:

My boyfriend has a first name,
It's P-E-T-E-R
My boyfriend has a second name,
It's P-E-N-I-S
I love to eat him every day,
And if you ask me why I'll say...
Cuz Peter Penis has a way with my V-A-G-I-N-A.

My girlfriend has a first name,
It's J-U-I-C-Y
My girlfriend has a second name,
It's P-U-S-S-Y
I love to eat her every day,
And if you ask me why I'll say...
Cuz Juicy Pussy has a way with my C-O-C-K today.

I trust I have offended everyone.

Scott R. Turner
UCLA Computer Science Department
3531 Boelter Hall, Los Angeles, CA 90024
ARPA: s...@UCLA-LOCUS.ARPA
UUCP: ...!{cepu,ihnp4,trwspp,ucbvax}!ucla-cs!srt