Real programmers don't like COBOL.
Real programmers have messy desks.
Jim McParland
American Bell - Holmdel
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Real programmers write their own nroff macros.
Real programmers use system calls instead of stdio.
Real programmers write non-portable code.
Real programmers patch binaries rather than recompiling.
Real programmers read the source instead of the manual.
Real programmers try and make C code as cryptic as APL.
Dave Sherman
Toronto
(still trying to pretend I can program in this awful era of
standardized and portable C)