Complex Ways of Saying Simple Things
Samuel Saal
I found this in a file at home. I believe it is similar to something
recently presented in Games magazine. I will not follow up with the
"answers" (ie the originals) unless I get lots of flames/requests.
After seeing the hatchet job done on "Twas the night before Christmas
(in a manner of speaking)" I had to post this.
Complex Ways of Saying Simple Things
1. Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minikin.
2. Members of an avian species of identical plumage
congregate.
3. Surveillance should precede saltation.
4. Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.
5. It is fruitless to become lachrymose over
precipitately departed lacteal fluid.
6. Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to
rectitude.
7. The writing implement is more potent than the
claymore.
8. It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a
superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.
9. Eschew the implement of correction and vitiate the
scion.
10. The temperature of the aqueous content of an
unremittingly galled saucepan does not reach 212
degrees Farenheit.
11. All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not
truly auriferous.
12. When there are visible vapors having the prevenience
in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is
conflagration.
13. Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.
14. A plethora of individuals wither expertise in culinary
techniques vitiated the potable concoction produced by
steeping certain coupestibles.
15. Eleemosynary deeds have their initial incidence
intramurally.
16. Male cadavers are incapable of yielding testimony.
17. Individuals who make their abode in vitreous edifices
would be well advised to refrain from catapulting
projectiles.
18. Neophyte's serendipity.
19. Exclusive dedication to necessitious chores without
interludes of hedonistic diversion renders John a
hebetudinous fellow.
20. A revolving concretion of earthy or mineral matter
accumulates no congeries of small, green bryophytic
plant.
21. The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation
possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.
22. Abstention from any aleatory undertaking precludes a
potential escallation of a lucrative nature.
23. Missiles of ligneous or osteal consistency have the
potential of fracturing osseous structure, but
appellations will eternally remain innocuous.
The word man
...ihnp4!eisx!sms
Sam Saal
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I found this in a file at home. I believe it is similar to something
recently presented in Games magazine. I will not follow up with the
"answers" (ie the originals) unless I get lots of flames/requests.
After seeing the hatchet job done on "Twas the night before Christmas
(in a manner of speaking)" I had to post this.
Complex Ways of Saying Simple Things
1. Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minikin.
2. Members of an avian species of identical plumage
congregate.
3. Surveillance should precede saltation.
4. Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.
5. It is fruitless to become lachrymose over
precipitately departed lacteal fluid.
6. Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to
rectitude.
7. The writing implement is more potent than the
claymore.
8. It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a
superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.
9. Eschew the implement of correction and vitiate the
scion.
10. The temperature of the aqueous content of an
unremittingly galled saucepan does not reach 212
degrees Farenheit.
11. All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not
truly auriferous.
12. When there are visible vapors having the prevenience
in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is
conflagration.
13. Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.
14. A plethora of individuals wither expertise in culinary
techniques vitiated the potable concoction produced by
steeping certain coupestibles.
15. Eleemosynary deeds have their initial incidence
intramurally.
16. Male cadavers are incapable of yielding testimony.
17. Individuals who make their abode in vitreous edifices
would be well advised to refrain from catapulting
projectiles.
18. Neophyte's serendipity.
19. Exclusive dedication to necessitious chores without
interludes of hedonistic diversion renders John a
hebetudinous fellow.
20. A revolving concretion of earthy or mineral matter
accumulates no congeries of small, green bryophytic
plant.
21. The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation
possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.
22. Abstention from any aleatory undertaking precludes a
potential escallation of a lucrative nature.
23. Missiles of ligneous or osteal consistency have the
potential of fracturing osseous structure, but
appellations will eternally remain innocuous.
The word man
...ihnp4!eisx!sms
Sam Saal
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