Sumthin' new, "I'm so hungry..." jokes.

[frye]

Anybody seen any of these banging around?

The couple I have aren't gonna be rotated here...Just so
you know...

I'm so hungry, I could eat the asshole out of a skunk.
I'm so hungry, my stomach thinks my throat was cut.

Or, any "He's so ugly..." jokes?

He's so ugly, he has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.
He's ugly enough to scare a maggot off a gut wagon.
He's so ugly, when he was born, the doctor slapped his mother.

In a hundred years, you'll never be able to tell any of this
ever happened.

Frye again

[r...@well.uucp]

Va negvpyr <3...@phhko.HHPC>, se...@phhko.HHPC (selr) jevgrf:
> Be, nal "Ur'f fb htyl..." wbxrf?
>
> Ur'f fb htyl, ur unf gb farnx hc ba n tynff bs jngre gb trg n qevax.
> Ur'f htyl rabhtu gb fpner n znttbg bss n thg jntba.
> Ur'f fb htyl, jura ur jnf obea, gur qbpgbe fynccrq uvf zbgure.

Dhbgvat Trbetr Pneyva sebz znal lrnef ntb:

"Nalbar pna unir onq oerngu, Znetr, ohg lbh pbhyq xabpx n ohmmneq
bss n fuvg jntba."

Eboreg Ovpxsbeq (e...@jryy.hhpc)
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[STella Calvert]

<I'm so hungry, I could eat a whole article.>

In article <3...@cuuxb.UUCP> fr...@cuuxb.UUCP (frye) writes:
>Anybody seen any of these banging around?

>I'm so hungry, my stomach thinks my throat was cut.

I'm so hungry, I think I'm gonna leave it at the lineeater line and go
nuke a hot dog.

STella Calvert

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