a small town in southern France

[Wayne Throop]

> j...@princeton.UUCP (Jeffrey Westbrook)
>> throopw@dg_rtp.UUCP (Wayne Throop)

>> ... what was that you were saying about "proof"?

> Holy God, there's a deconstructionist on the net! Somebody send him
> back to France!

Hey, wait a minute! I'm not a Deacon Structionist! I'm a Lay
Structionist. Oh, wait, I get it, that's why he thinks I come from
France... "Lay Structionist", "le Structionist". Well, actually I've
never been to France, but if you *really* want to send me there, I
wouldn't turn down complementary airline tickets... or better yet, I'll
take care of the whole thing. What was your American Express card
number again? And wasn't your name "Underwood" or something?

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"It was a beautiful speach..."
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Wayne Throop <the-known-world>!mcnc!rti-sel!dg_rtp!throopw