The AMAZING Bro Jed!

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ar...@lymph.dec.com

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Sep 15, 1986, 12:01:32 PM9/15/86
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Golly! Wow!

I guess Bro Jed ain't heard about STDs yet. Or he'd know that NOTHIN' is goin'
on down in the DARKROOM - between two people at least.

But most of all how in the world did he get it right about South Africa??
I know. I'll bet when he went there he didn't talk to Bro Tutu or kiss
Missy Mandella and cheer for 'necklaces'. Bet he actually missed the foreign
press corp handouts and talked to some of the 'natives' and heard them say,
'Please don't institute sanctions. Why do you want to hurt US??" (The answer
is of course, 'we're goin' to put you out of work and make you starve in order
to save you from the best working conditions and best standard of living in ALL
of Africa and give you the right to be oppressed by BLACKS - like in all the
other African countries - instead of by, ugh, WHITES!' And doing THAT is more
important than ANYTHING else that might come about with it - like another
communist country in the world for which we don't have to care about how THEY
treat THEIR citizens or OUR economy if we are ever cut off from the minerals
found only in South Africa and the good ole USSR.)

But he must really be funny on campus. Imagine someone not a 'leftist'
speaking out on an American campus! Where's the local 'freedom of speach'
goon squad while he's speaking??? I mean if Jean Kirkpactrick and Sec. Schultz
aren't allowed to speak, how come THIS guy get's away with it??? I'd think the
fa-culty would be wetting their pants over him. Orrrr . . . . Is Bro Jed a
'leftist' plot to make anyone with 'religious' values look bad, or is he just
a 'house nut'?

Are there any similar travelin' road shows from the left around???? And if
there are how would you tell them from the real thing?

Keep chargin'

Ken Arndt

zippy the pinhead

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Sep 16, 1986, 4:52:13 PM9/16/86
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In article <53...@decwrl.DEC.COM>, Ken Arndt writes:
> Golly! Wow!
>
> I guess Bro Jed ain't heard about STDs yet. Or he'd know that NOTHIN' is goin'
> on down in the DARKROOM - between two people at least.
>
> But most of all how in the world did he get it right about South Africa??
> ...

> But he must really be funny on campus. Imagine someone not a 'leftist'
> speaking out on an American campus! ...

>
> Are there any similar travelin' road shows from the left around???? And if
> there are how would you tell them from the real thing?
>

Okay, before net.jokes if filled with rerebutts and flames about this, pleeeez
direct all such to net.jokes.d.

I'm cross-posting this so that ANYONE who posts a follow-up will see it, and
maybe think a little, and change the distribution list (just append a ".d" to
net.jokes, okay).

Praise the Lord,

Zippy

Jeff Winslow

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Sep 17, 1986, 12:11:31 PM9/17/86
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>But most of all how in the world did he get it right about South Africa??
>

>Ken Arndt

It's amazing, isn't it, how some people miss the obvious.

Jeff Winslow

ir450

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Sep 24, 1986, 8:53:17 PM9/24/86
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Its amazing that people even stop to listen to the CREEP!!! Here at
UCSD, The Univerity of California San Diego, for the uninitiated, he
assaulted a black woman at an Anti-Apartheid protest last Spring quarter.

Jed is a reactionary idiot. You can't convince him that he is wrong, so
why bother arguing with him. He enjoys arguing, so if you stop doing it,
he will go away. Which is a blessing to us all.

Brian Keves ARPA: keves%r...@sdcsvax.ucsd.edu
Lab for Math and Stats UUCP: sdcsvax!ra!keves
UCSD, La Jolla, CA PHONE: 619-450-6421
Any opinions expressed are my own and are not the opinions of my employer.
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Brian Keves ARPA: keves%r...@sdcsvax.ucsd.edu
Lab for Math and Stats UUCP: sdcsvax!ra!keves
UCSD, La Jolla, CA PHONE: 619-450-6421
Any opinions expressed are my own and are not the opinions of my employer.

Jeff Winslow

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Sep 26, 1986, 12:04:15 PM9/26/86
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In article <28...@sdcc6.ucsd.EDU> ir...@sdcc6.UUCP () writes:
>In article <53...@decwrl.DEC.COM> ar...@lymph.dec.com writes:
>
>>But most of all how in the world did he get it right about South Africa??
>>
>>Ken Arndt
>
>Jed is a reactionary idiot.

Great minds think alike.

Jeff Winslow

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