Italian Jokes

[kirsch]

Here's a couple of Italian Jokes that were posted on a wall in the Univ.
of Penn Hospital. ( Well not really but it sounds like such apleasant
idea...in fact it gives a warm feelinf in my tummy):

Why do Italian men grow mustaches?

To look like their mothers

What's the difference between an Italian woman and an Elephant?

About twenty pounds and a Black dress.

(This last joke does was not considered an Elephant joke by the
council on Aging, Home Plant Care and Garden Rototillery so don't
send me any Damn hate mail about another elephant joke! If you want to
do that send me some about my last joke)

--
Paul Kirsch St. Joseph's Univ.
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[Guy A. Lewis]

> Here's a couple of Italian Jokes that were posted on a wall in the Univ.
> of Penn Hospital. ( Well not really but it sounds like such apleasant
> idea...in fact it gives a warm feelinf in my tummy):
>
> Why do Italian men grow mustaches?
>
>
> To look like their mothers
>
> What's the difference between an Italian woman and an Elephant?
>
>
> About twenty pounds and a Black dress.
>

More Italian jokes:

1. How do you tell the difference between an <ethnic> airplane and an
american airplane?

The <ethnic> airplane has hair under it's wings.

2. Same as (1) except insert submarine for airplane.

<Ethnic> sub is the one with the screen door.

3. How do you tell the Bride from the mother of the Bride at an <ethnic>
wedding?

The Bride is the one with the new T shirt.
or
The Bride is the one with the braided arm-pits.

4. What is the difference between an <ethnic> and a bucket of s**t?

The bucket.

I know some more but I'm tired of typing now. Please if you feel
offended in any way flame on I just love getting mail and I just throw
them away.

Happy reading!

Guy

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[Chuck Ferrara]

>
> 1. How do you tell the difference between an <ethnic> airplane and an
> american airplane?
>
> The <ethnic> airplane has hair under it's wings.

Very good! But do you know why the Chinese built the Great Wall?

To keep out the <ethnic> Air Force.