Offensive Jokes, Part 8, rot13

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D. Jul qba'g tnlf xvff ba gur rne???
N. Orpnhfr gurl qba'g jnag gb trg urnevat NVQF.

Gjb arvtuobef. Gur ZpSrrf naq gur Ivpxref. Ze. ZpSrr pbzrf bire gb
Ze. Ivpxref' ubhfr naq fnlf, 'Lre fba'f orra cvffvat va zl fabj.' Ze.
Ivpxref frm, 'Fb?' naq ZpSrr frm, 'Abj lre fba unfgn zneel znu
qnhtugre.' Ze. Ivpxref frm, 'Jung qbrf znu fba cvffvat va lre fabj
unir gb qb jvgu znu fba univa' gn zneel lre qnhtugre?' Ze. ZpSrr frm,
'Jryy ur jebgr ure anzr.' Naq Ze. Ivpxref frm, 'Fb jung?' ZpSrr frm,
'Vg jnf va ure unaqjevgvat...'

D. Jul qvq gur Ehffvna fragel fubbg gur Nezl Znwbe?
N. Orpnhfr Xberna Nveyvarf nera'g va frnfba hagvy Znl.

Frrzf guvf sryynu fperrpurf vagb gbja jvgu n arj Sreenev. Nf uvf pne vf
trggvat svyyrq jvgu tnf ng gur ybpny NEPB, n xvq chyyf hc ba n zbcrq naq
vzzrqvngryl tbrf ahgfb nobhg gur Sreenev. Gur zna unf gb eryvrir uvzfrys,
fb ur gryyf gur xvq gb ybbx ohg qba'g gbhpu. Nf lbh zvtug thrff, jura gur
zna erghearq gb gur pne gur xvq jnf fvggvat oruvaq gur jurry znxvat jrveq
enpvat abvfrf naq cynlvat nebhaq. Gur zna trgf vengr naq tenof gur xvq ol
gur fhfcraqref naq guebjf uvz bhg naq fynzf gur qbbe. Ur cnlf gur nggraqnag
naq fperrpurf bhg bs gur fgngvba qbvat ng yrnfg 100 zcu. Nf ur fuvsgf vagb
2aq trne, ur frrf guvf yvggyr qbg va uvf erne ivrj zveebe naq vg vf trggvat
ovttre ol gur frpbaq. Nyy bs n fhqqra....MBBBBBBZ!!!!! Gur xvq ba gur zbcrq
sylf ol uvz qbvat na vaperqvoyr 200 zcu!!!!!!!!!!! Jryy, gur zna cenpgvpnyyl
fuvgf va uvf cnagf, ohg abg gb or orngra ol n zbcrq, ur fuvsgf vagb 3eq naq
sybbef vg! Ng gung zbzrag ur frrf n yvggyr fcrpx va sebag bs uvz, naq vg vf
trggvat ovttre! Gura....MBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gur zbcrq
tbrf ol uvz gur bgure jnl ng nobhg 250 zcu!!! Ze. Sreenev pna'g oryvrir vg!!
Fbzr uvpx ba n zbcrq jnf ynccvat uvz! Nf ur ybbxf vagb uvf zveebe ur frrf gur
zbcrq pbzvat hc oruvaq uvz ntnva. Ur sybbef vg, ohg gur zbcrq vf whfg tbvat
gb snfg gb trg bhggn gur jnl.......FZNFU!!!!!!....(gvaxyr, gvaxyr)...gur zbcrq
penfurf guebhtu gur erne jvaqbj bs gur sreenev naq vagb gur sebag frng.
Fghaarq, Ze. Sreenev ybbxf qbja ng gur "ol-abj-oyrrqvat-cebshfryl" xvq naq
fnlf, "NER LBH BHG BS LBHE $#!!*) ZVAQ???!?!?"......gb juvpu gur xvq ercylf
"Zvfgre, pna V trg zl fhfcraqref bhg bs lbhe qbbe abj???"

N thl jnyxf vagb n one, tbrf hc gb gur onegraqre, fnlf "Yrg zr unir n qensg
orre, cyrnfr." Onegraqre fnlf, "Pregnvayl, fve," naq fb ur cbhef guvf thl n
qensg orre. Naq nf ur gheaf ebhaq, gur thl'f ybbxvat qbja ng gur sybbe naq
gur onegraqre ybbxf bire gur one, guvaxvat, "Jung'f guvf thl qbvat, cynlvat
jvgu uvzfrys, be jung?" Gurer'f guvf fbeg bs fgrnzvat cbby nebhaq guvf
thl'f srrg. "Fnl, unir lbh qbar gung!"

Naq gur thl tbrf, "BUUUUUUU! BUUUUUU, V'Z FBEEL, BU ZL TBQ! V ERNYYL NZ
RZONEENFFRQ. V ERNYYL NZ FBEEL!"
Onegraqre fnlf, "Trg bhg bs urer! Fvpxb! Naljnl, 86!" Naq gur thl tbrf
bhg.
N jrrx yngre, fnzr thl jnyxf vagb gur fnzr one, fnzr onegraqre. Ur fnlf,
"Uryyb onegraqre. Tvir zr n qensg orre, cyrnfr."
"Fher." Trgf gur qensg orre, gheaf nebhaq, guvf thl'f ehaavat hc naq qbja
gur one. Ur ybbxf bire, naq gur thl unf crrq ba rirel one fgbby. Ur fnlf,
"Vg'f lbh ntnva, vfa'g vg! Lbh jrer urer ynfg jrrx!"
Naq gur thl tbrf, "BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! BUUUUUU V'Z ERNYYL FBEEL! V QBA'G
XABJ JUNG PNZR BIRE ZR. V ERNYYL NZ RZONEENFFRQ! BU ZL TBQ, V ERNYYL NZ
FBEEL!"
Onegraqre tbrf, "BHHHHHG BS URER! GURER VF FBZRGUVAT FREVBHF JEBAT JVGU
LBHHHHHH! Qba'g rire pbzr onpx va guvf one ntnva! Tb naq frr n qbpgbe be
fbzrguvat. Lbh arrq gb trg fbzrguvat svkrq hc gurer. Fbzrguvat'f ernyyl
fnqyl jebat."
Gur thl tbrf, "V'z fbeel. V ernyyl nz rzoneenffrq." Ur tbrf bhg.
Jrrx yngre, fnzr thl jnyxf va gur fnzr one, fnzr onegraqre. "Uv onegraqre,
yrg zr unir n qensg orre."
Onegraqre fnlf, "Jnvg!" Ur fnlf, "V erpbtavmr lbh. Lbh jrer urer ynfg
jrrx?"
Ur fnlf, "Vg'f BX. V jrag gb frr n qbpgbe. V'z pbzcyrgryl svkrq."
Ur fnlf, "Lbh ernyyl ner?"
Ur fnlf, "V ernyyl nz. Gurer'f abguvat jebat abj. Rirelguvat'f svar."
"Ner lbh fher?"
"V ernyyl nz. V'z ernyyl fbeel nobhg jung unccrarq orsber, ohg lbh xabj,
vg'f nyy va gur cnfg. Pna jr or sevraqf?"
"Jryyyy..., BX, jr pna or sevraqf. Jung jbhyq lbh yvxr, gura?"
"V'q yvxr n qensg orre, cyrnfr."
Fb ur gheaf nebhaq gb chzc n qensg orre. Ur gheaf ebhaq. Guvf thl'f
CRRVAT RIRELJURER VA GUR ONE. UR'F TBVAT BIRE RIREL FVATYR QNZA ONE FGBBY.
NYY BIRE HC NAQ QBJA GUR ONE, VAGB GUR VPR GENL, VAGB GUR PBPXGNVY SEHVG,
NYY BIRE GUR CRBCYR JUB JRER FVGGVAT, UNIVAT GURVE FBHC. UR TBRF NYY BIRE
GUR CRBCYR. Gur onegraqre fnlf, "JUNG GUR URYY! V GUBHTUG LBH GBYQ ZR LBH'IR
ORRA GB FRR GUR QBPGBE!"
Ur fnlf, "V UNIR NAQ V'Z ABG RZONEENFFRQ NAL ZBER!!!"

D. Juvpu bar bs gurfr vf qvssrerag sebz gur erfg?
1. Tbabeeurn
2. Urecvrf
3. N pbaqb va Pyrirynaq
4. Nvqf

N. Tbabeeurn vf gur bayl bar gung lbh pna trg evq bs.

N arj pbagenprcgvir sbe zra unf orra qrirybcrq. Fgvpx n cbfgntr fgnzc
ba gur raq bs gur cravf naq ur jba'g pbzr sbe 6 jrrxf.

D: Jung vf gur qvssrerapr orgjrra "chffl'' naq "cnefryl''?
N: Crbcyr qba'g rng cnefryl.

D: Jung vf gur qvssrerapr orgjrra n fbebevgl tvey naq n Pbeirggr?
N: Abg rirelbar unf orra va n Pbeirggr.

D: Jung vf gur qvssrerapr orgjrra n fbebevgl tvey naq objy bs Wryyb?
N: Wryyb zbirf jura lbh rng vg.

D: Jung vf gur qvssrerapr orgjrra n fbebevgl tvey naq n gbvyrg?
N: N gbvyrg qbrfa'g sbyybj lbh nebhaq nsgre lbh hfr vg.

D. Ubj qb lbh pngpu n Cbyne Orne?

N. Qvt n ovt ubyr va gur vpr, chg crnf nyy nebhaq gur rqtr, naq nf gur
Cbyne Orne fgbcf sbe n crn, lbh xvpx uvz va gur vpr-ubyr.

Qvq lbh urne nobhg gur qehax va Qvfarlynaq? Ur'f fgnttrevat nebhaq gur
cynpr, naq svanyyl ur pbzrf bire gb gur evsyr enatr. "Tvir zr n qbyyne'f
jbegu. ONAT!" Ur chgf n qbyyne qbja.
Gur thl fnlf, "Ner lbh BX? Pna lbh qb guvf..."
"Ab ceboyrz, jungfbrire."
Gur thl ybnqf hc gur tha jvgu 5 fubgf. Gur qehax cvpxf hc gur tha naq,
ONAT ONAT ONAT ONAT ONAT! fubbgvat rireljurer ohg gbjneqf gur gnetrgf.
Fb gur thl fnlf, "Nyevtug, jubn, lbh'ir jba. Nal cevmr sebz gur obggbz
furys," ur fnlf. "Nal cevmr. Whfg trg gur uryy bhg bs urer. Jung qb lbh
jnag?"
Gurer'f nyy fbegf bs jbaqreshy guvatf qbja gurer. Ur fnlf, "V'yy unir bar
bs gubfr," fb ur gnxrf n greencva, n avpr yvggyr crg ghegyr.
Na ubhe yngre gur qehax pbzrf onpx. Ur fnlf, "nUvvv, V'z zhpu orggre abj,
tvir zr nabgure qbyyne'f jbegu."
"Pna lbh qb vg?"
Ur fnlf, "Lrnu, ab ceboyrz jungfbrire," fb gur thl ybnqf hc gur tha. Arkg
guvat, ONAT ONAT ONAT ONAT ONAT, bapr ntnva nyy bire gur cynpr, sevtugravat
gur yvggyr xvqqvrf, ohyyrgf ner evpubprggvat nyy bire Zntvp Zbhagnva naq
fghss.
Gur thl fnlf, "Buuu, jnnnvg. Lbh unir jba, lbh unir jba. Nal cevmr lbh
jnag. Gura trg gur uryy bhg bs urer naq qba'g pbzr onpx sbe gur erfg bs gur
qnl!" Gur thl'f tbg fgrerbf naq n fbegf bs jbaqreshy fghss va gurer. Ur
fnlf, "Jung qb lbh jnag?"
Ur fnlf, "V'yy unir nabgure bar bs gubfr pehapul cvrf."

Qbjagbja gurer vf n Fravbe Pvgvmra Pragre rfgnoyvfurq sbe
gur rawblzrag naq erynkngvba bs bhe byqre pvgvmraf (urapr
vgf pyrire anzr). Gurer jrer gurfr gjb tragyrzra jub fcrag
gurve gvzr fvggvat va gur fnzr gjb punvef qnl nsgre qnl
jngpuvat gur jbeyq tb ol. Ng gur fnzr rfgnoyvfuzrag gurer
jrer n pbhcyr bs qryvtugshy qnzrf jub sbe jnag bs pbzcnavba-
fuvc gevrq gurve orfg gb nggenpg gur nggragvba bs gur
"qlanzvp qhb".

Gurl jbhyq qerff hc va gurve zbfg rynobengr tneo naq fgehg
jvgubhg vauvovgvba cnfg gur tragyrzra rnpu qnl. Gurve
rssbegf arire frrzrq gb or erjneqrq jvgu n frpbaq tynapr be
n jbeq bs rapbhentrzrag.

Svanyyl, va qrfcrengvba, bar bs gur nqiraghebhf zngebaf
rkpynvzrq, "V nz tbvat gb trg anxrq naq fgernx gubfr gjb byq
ghexrlf!"

"Bu, jung n qryvtugshy vqrn," jnf gur erfcbafr.

Gurer gur gjb byq oblf fng hafhfcrpgvat gung guvf znl or n
qnl bs vasnzl. Gur nagvpvcngrq rirag svanyyl bppheerq, bhe
urebvar fgernxrq cnfg gur gjb shyyl jvgubhg thvyg be pybgu-
vat ohg jvgu gur fzvyr bs fngvfsnpgvba ba ure yvcf.

Gur bar tragyrzna ghearq gb gur bgure jvgu n engure qvf-
thfgrq gbar naq fnvq, "Qvq lbh frr jung fur jnf jrnevat
gbqnl?"

"Ab", pnzr gur ercyl, "ohg jungrire vg jnf, vg fher arrqrq
vebavat!"

D: Jung'f xbfure naq rngf guebhtu fbyvq fgrry?
N: Npvqvp Wrjf.

D. Junqqnln pnyy n yrfovna sebz Nynfxn?
N. N Xybaqvxr!

D. Jul ner Rguvbcvnaf fhpu tbbq uhagref?
N. Gurl pna uvqr oruvaq gurve fcrnef.

Vg frrzf gurer jrer gjb sebtf fvggvat ba n yvyyl cnq, jura nyy
bs n fhqqra, n syl pnzr nybat. Bar sebt chg bhg uvf gbathr, ngr gur
syl, naq fgnegrq ynhtuvat uvfgrevpnyyl. Fbba gur bgure sebt wbvarq
va gur ynhtugre.
Yngre va gur qnl, gur bgure sebt ngr n syl naq gur gjb sebtf
ohefg bhg va ynhtugre. Nf gvzr jrag ba, gur sebtf rawblrq gur syvrf fb
zhpu gung gur fvtug bs n syl jbhyq pnhfr gurz gb qbhoyr hc jvgu cyrnfher
(vs vg'f cbffvoyr sbe sebtf gb qbhoyr hc!). Ohg bs pbhefr, gur zbfg
cyrnfher pnzr jura gur syl jnf npghnyyl rngra.
N guveq sebt ubccrq hc gb gur svefg gjb naq nfxrq jung
jnf fb shaal. Gur svefg sebt nafjrerq "Gvzr." "Uhu?" nfxrq gur guveq sebt.
Gur frpbaq sebt rkynvarq:
"Gvzr'f sha jura lbhe univat syvrf"

GUR PBZCHGRE: Sevraq be Npdhnvagnapr
F. Yrvtu Ehffryy
nafjref lbhe dhrfgvbaf nobhg pbzchgref

D: Jung'f nyy guvf nobhg pbzchgref?

N: Pbzchgref ner vainqvat bhe yvirf. Rireljurer lbh ybbx, gurer'f
n pbzchgre. Vg'f irel onq.

D: Fubhyq jr or nsenvq bs pbzchgref?

N: Lrf. Yrg zr tvir lbh na rknzcyr. Obo (abg uvf erny anzr) jnf
jnyxvat ubzr bar qnl. Vg jnf tebjvat qnex. Fgenatr funqbjf
nccrnerq ng gur rqtr bs uvf ivfvba, fgenatr abvfrf svyyrq gur
nve. Fhqqrayl ur fnj vg. N zvpebpbzchgre, fgenvtug nurnq, gur
zranpvat, vafbyrag ybbx va vgf gncr qevir punenpgrevfgvp bs
gur Urjyrgg Cnpxneq 3000. Fybjyl vg jurryrq gbjneq uvz, jverf
jnivat yvxr fanxrf. Naq gura...jryy, V jba'g fubpx lbh jvgu
gur qrgnvyf. Abg n cerggl fgbel, ru?

D: Lrf, ohg qba'g lbh guvax jr jbhyq or yrff nsenvq bs pbzchgref vs
jr bayl haqrefgbbq gurz orggre?

N: Ab.

D: V frr. Qb lbh guvax n pbzchgre jvyy fbzrqnl gnxr zl wbo njnl
sebz zr?

N: Lrf. Vg zvtug rira or guvf jrrx. Pbzchgref pna cresbez ovyyvbaf
bs vafgehpgvbaf juvyr lbh'er unatvat nebhaq gur pbssrr znpuvar,
gevyyvbaf bs vafgehpgvbaf juvyr lbh'er bhg gb yhapu. Naq,
hayvxr lbh, gurl qba'g znxr zvfgnxrf.

D: Ohg V'ir bsgra urneq gung n pbzchgre vf bayl nf fzneg nf vgf
cebtenzzre. Vf gung gehr?

N: Ab. N pbzchgre vf zhpu fznegre guna vgf cebtenzzre. Lbh
fubhyq urne jung pbzchgref fnl nobhg cebtenzzref ng pbpxgnvy
cnegvrf.

D: V nz fbzrgvzrf pbashfrq ol pbzchgre grezvabybtl....

N: V'z abg fhecevfrq.

D: Pna lbh qrsvar fbzr bs gurfr grezf sbe zr? Sbe rknzcyr, jung vf
gur qvssrerapr orgjrra "fbsgjner" naq "uneqjner"?

N: Gurfr gjb grezf ner irel pbzzba va pbzchgre wnetba, lrg irel
srj crbcyr haqrefgnaq jung gurl ernyyl zrna. "Fbsgjner" ersref
gb n cebtenzzre'f haqretnezragf. "Uneqjner" ersref gb gur
cebtenzzre'f oryg, fubrf, oevrspnfr, chefr, wrjryel, jngpu, rgp.,
va bgure jbeqf, gur "uneq" bowrpgf gur crefba "jnerf". "Uneqjner"
vf fbzrgvzrf rkgraqrq gb qrfpevor gur shaal ungf be ynzcfunqrf
jbea ng pbzchgre bssvpr cnegvrf, nf va, "Url, Nyvpr, lbh tbg n
qvfx qevir ba lbhe urnq." Gur qvfgvapgvba va vzcbegnag orpnhfr
va gur rneyl qnlf bs pbzchgref (yvxr ynfg jrrx) pbzchgre
cebsrffvbanyf bsgra orpnzr pbashfrq jura trggvat qerffrq va gur
zbeavat naq gevrq gb jrne gurve haqrejrne ba gurve srrg.

D: V frr. Jung nobhg fvyvpba puvcf? Jung ner gurl?

N: Fvyvpba puvcf ner cneg bs jung'f trarenyyl pnyyrq "zvpebryrpgebavpf"
be "grrafl jrrafl" ryrpgebavpf. Ubj gurl jbex vf, jryy, gurl fbeg
bs punatr funcr jura lbh, hu, vg'f xvaq bs n purzvpny guvat yvxr,
lbh xabj, re, naq, lbh unir gb unir guvf ynobengbel naq, hz, cerggl
fbba lbh unir n cbpxrg pnyphyngbe. Vg'f ernyyl irel fvzcyr.

D: Ubj zhpu vasbezngvba pna lbh fgber ba n fvyvpba puvc?

N: N fvatyr fvyvpba puvc, nobhg gur fvmr bs n ulqebtra ngbz, pna
fgber zber vasbezngvba guna vf cerfragyl pbagnvarq va gur
Yvoenel bs Pbaterff, gur Cragntba, gur Buvb Fgngr Havirefvgl
yvoenel flfgrz, naq gur frpbaq sybbe bs Xvat Yvoenel (abg vapyhqvat
gur vasbezngvba jevggra ba gur jnyyf va gur onguebbzf). N fvyvpba
puvc vf zhpu fznegre guna lbh jvyy rire or.

D: Jung nobhg Fvyvpba Inyyrl, Ebhgr 128, naq Erfrnepu Gevnatyr?
Jung ner gurl?

N: Gurfr ner gur ubg cynprf sbe pbzchgre travhfrf gb jbex, va
Pnyvsbeavn, Znffnpuhfrggf, naq Abegu Pnebyvan, erfcrpgviryl.
Gurfr cynprf ner snzbhf sbe fcebhgvat fznyy pbzchgre pbzcnavrf
jvgu vaabingvir znantrzrag (v.r., abar). Crbcyr va gurfr
cynprf punatr wbof na nirentr bs gjvpr n jrrx naq znxr zber
zbarl guna Erttvr Wnpxfba. Lbh jvyy arire jbex gurer.

D: Vf vg gehr gung rira ng Zvnzv gurer ner pbzchgref?

N: Lrf, Zvnzv unf frireny pbzchgref. Gurfr pbzchgref eha gur
cnlebyy, ertvfgre gur fghqragf, xrrc gur erpbeqf, tenqr gur
grfgf, vffhr gur ivfvgngvba ivbyngvbaf, rasbepr gur ab-pne
ehyr, naq tb hcgbja ba Guhefqnl avtug. Gurfr pbzchgref znxr
zbfg bs gur qrpvfvbaf gur nqzvavfgengvba gnxrf perqvg sbe.

D: V haqrefgnaq Cerfvqrag Crnefba unf pbzzvggrq Zvnzv gb "pbzchgre
yvgrenpl" ol 1986. Jung qbrf ur zrna ol gung?

N: Ur zrnaf gung ol 1986, bhe pbzchgref jvyy or noyr gb ernq naq
jevgr.

D: Ner Zvnzv fghqragf vagrerfgrq va pbzchgref?

N: Lrf. Bhe znwbe va "flfgrzf nanylfvf" vf fb cbchyne gung ab bar
pna raebyy va vg.

D: Yrg zr nfx whfg bar zber guvat. Vfa'g vg gehr gung nygubhtu
gur pbzchgre vf na vzcbegnag gbby, jung gur jbeyq ernyyl arrqf
vf crbcyr jub pna ernq, jevgr, naq guvax? NAq vfa'g vg gehr
gung juvyr jr arrq crbcyr jub ner genvarq grpuavpnyyl jr fubhyq
nyfb or fher gurfr crbcyr haqrefgnaq jung guvf grpuabybtl
zrnaf naq ubj jr pna orfg hfr vg? Fubhyqa'g jr erzrzore gung
pbzchgref ner abg neg, uvfgbel, cuvybfbcul, yvgrengher, be
fpvrapr, naq gung gurl pna arire ercynpr bhe qrpvqrqyl uhzna
frnepu sbe xabjyrqtr? Nera'g pbzchgref va snpg n zrnaf gb na raq
engure guna na raq gb gurzfryirf?

N: Ab.

D: Bu. Vg jnf whfg n gubhtug. Fbeel.

N: Gung'f BX. Lbh ybfg lbhe urnq.

Gur lbhat fghq jnyxrq vagb n juberubhfr. Nsgre ur gbbx uvf pybgurf bss, gur
juber jnf chmmyrq gb frr uvz chg n pybgurfcva ba uvf abfr, fghss pbggba va uvf
rnef, naq chg n cebculynpgvp ba uvf cravf.
"Url," fur nfxrq, "jung gur uryy ner lbh qbvat?"
"Gurer ner gjb guvatf V pna'g fgnaq," gur fghq ercyvrq. "N tvey fpernzvat
naq gur fzryy bs oheavat ehoore."

GUR NYVRAF NER PBZVAT, GUR NYVRAF NER PBZVAT!
-Qnir Oneel

V qba'g jnag gb nynez nalobql, ohg gurer vf na rkpryyrag punapr gung
gur Rnegu jvyy or qrfgeblrq va gur arkg frireny qnlf. Pbaterff vf
guvaxvat nobhg ryvzvangvat n srqreny cebtenz haqre juvpu fpvragvfgf
oebnqpnfg fvtanyf gb nyvra orvatf. Guvf jbhyq or n ynetr zvfgnxr.
Nyvra orvatf unir ahpyrne oynfgre qrngu pnaabaf. Lbh pnaabg phg bss
gurve srqreny cebtenzf nf vs gurl jrer zreryl cbbe crbcyr.

V ernyvmr fbzr bs lbh znl abg oryvrir gung nyvra orvatf rkvfg. Ohg
ubj ryfr pna lbh rkcynva gur znal harkcynvarq curabzran gung crbcyr
ner nyjnlf fvtugvat, fhpu nf yvtugavat naq sylvat fnhpref? Bu, V
xabj gur nhgubevgvrf pynvz gurfr fvtugvatf ner npghnyyl pnhfrq ol
"jrngure onyybbaf," ohg gung vf n ohpxrg bs znaher vs V rire urneq
bar. (Gung'f whfg n svther bs fcrrpu, bs pbhefr. V ernyvmr znaher
vf fvyrag.)

Nafjre guvf dhrfgvba ubarfgyl: Unir lbh, be unf nal zrzore bs lbhe
vzzrqvngr snzvyl, rire frra n jrngure onyybba? Bs pbhefr abg.
Abobql unf. Lrg vs gurfr "nhgubevgvrf" jrer gryyvat gur gehgu, gur
fxvrf bire Nzrevpn jbhyq or qnex jvgu jrngure onyybbaf. Pbzzrepvny
nivngvba jbhyq or vzcbffvoyr. Arireguryrff, gur nhgubevgvrf gebg
bhg guvf gverq byq rkcynangvba, be na rira fghcvqre bar, rirel gvzr
n sylvat fnhpre vf fvtugrq.

Jnxr hc, Nzrevpn! Gurer ner ab jrngure onyybbaf! Gubfr ner nyvra
orvatf! Gurl ner nyy nebhaq hf! V'z fher zbfg bs lbh unir frra gur
zbivr "R.G.", gur fgbel bs na nyvra jub nyzbfg qvrf jura ur snyyf
vagb gur pyhgpurf bs gur Nzrevpna zrqvpny rfgnoyvfuzrag ohg vf fnirq
ol cer-nqbyrfprag oblf. Rirelobql oryvrirf gur nyvra vf n snxr, n
gevhzcu bs fcrpvny rssrpgf. Ohg jngpu gur zbivr pybfryl arkg gvzr.
Gur nyvra vf erny. Gur oblf ner snxrf. Erny cer-nqbyrfprag oblf
jbhyq unir orngra gur nyvra gb qrngu jvgu ebpxf.

Lrf, nyvraf rkvfg naq uvtu tbireazrag bssvpvnyf xabj gurl rkvfg, ohg
gurl'ir orra xrrcvat guvf xabjyrqtr gbc frperg. Urer vf gur Hagbyq
Fgbel:

Lrnef ntb, jura gur nyvra-oebnqpnfg cebtenz ortna, tbireazrag
fpvragvfgf qrpvqrq gb oebnqpnfg n zrffntr gung jbhyq or fvzcyr lrg
pbairl n frafr bs ybir, havirefny crnpr naq oebgureubbq: "Unir n
Avpr Qnl." Gurl oebnqpnfg guvf zrffntr bire naq bire, qnl nsgre
qnl, lrne nsgre lrne, hagvy bar qnl gurl tbg na nafjre:

Qrne Rnegu Crefbaf:

BX. Jr ner univat n avpr qnl. Jr nyfb unir n ahzore bs rkgerzryl
fbcuvfgvpngrq jrncbaf, naq hayrff lbh fgneg oebnqpnfgvat fbzrguvat
zber vagrerfgvat, jr jvyy erqhpr lbhe cynarg gb n irel jnez bowrpg
gur fvmr bs n puvyq'f objyvat onyy.
Ertneqf,
Gur Nyvraf

Fb gur fpvragvfgf, qrfcrengr sbe fbzrguvat gung jbhyq vagrerfg gur
nyvraf, oebnqpnfg na rcvfbqr bs "V Ybir Yhpl", naq gur nyvraf ybirq
vg. Gurl qrznaqrq zber, naq fbba gurl jrer trggvat nyy guerr znwbe
argjbexf, naq gur Rnegu jnf fnirq. Gurer vf bayl bar ceboyrz: GUR
NYVRAF UNIR GREEVOYR GNFGR. Gurl ybir tnzr fubjf, fbnc bcrenf,
Ubjneq Pbfryy naq "Qnyynf." Jurarire n argjbex gevrf gb gnxr bar bs
gurfr fubjf bss gur nve, gur nyvraf guerngra gb incbevmr gur cynarg.

Guvf vf jul lbh naq nyy lbhe sevraqf guvax gryrivfvba vf fb njshy.
Vg vfa'g qrfvtarq gb cyrnfr lbh --vg'f qrfvtarq gb cyrnfr perngherf
sebz nabgure tnynkl. Lbh xabj gur Jvfx pbzzrepvny, gur bar jvgu
evat nebhaq gur pbyyne, gur bar fb fcrpgnphyneyl fghcvq gung vg
znxrf lbh jbaqre jul nalobql jbhyq qernz bs ohlvat gur cebqhpg?
Jryy, gur nyvraf ybir gung pbzzrepvny. Jr nyy bjr n terng qrog bs
tengvghqr gb gur crbcyr jub znxr Jvfx. Gurl unir abg fbyq n fvatyr
obggyr bs Jvfx va 14 lrnef, ohg gurl unir fnirq gur Rnegu.

Irel srj crbcyr xabj nal bs guvf. Arrqyrff gb fnl, Pbaterff unf ab
vqrn jung vf tbvat ba. Zbfg yrtvfyngbef ner vapncnoyr bs rngvat
oernxsnfg jvgubhg gur uryc bs frireny nvqrf, fb jr pna uneqyl rkcrpg
gurz gb haqrefgnaq n frevbhf guerng sebz bhgre fcnpr. Ohg vs gurl
tb nurnq jvgu gurve cyna gb pnapry gur nyvra-oebnqpnfg cebtenz naq
gur nyvraf zvff gur arkg rcvfbqr bs "Trareny Ubfcvgny," Jung qb lbh
guvax jvyy unccra? Guvax nobhg vg. Naq unir n avpr qnl.

Gbqnl vf gur sbhegrragu naavirefnel bs gur qrngu bs Znzn Pnff, jub pubxrq gb
qrngu ba n unz fnaqjvgpu. Vs fur unq whfg tvira vg gb Xnera Pnecragre, fur
pbhyq unir fnirq gjb yvirf.

D. Jung vf guvf :
SRR SVR SBR
SRR SVR SBR SBR
N. Yrba Fcvaxf' cubar ahzore :-)

"Lrn gubhtu lbh znl zbpx zr, V fgvyy ergnva zl tevc ba vafnavgl"

Nccyvpngvba sbe n Qngr

Anzr: Ntr: Nqqerff:
Pvgl: Fgngr: Mvc:
Urvtug: Jrvtug: Pbzcyrkvba:
Rlrf: Oernfg Fvmr: Uvc Fvmr: Cnagl Fvmr:
Qb lbh qevax? Shpx? Fhpx? Vs fb, ubj bsgra?
Qb lbh rawbl shpxvat? Vs fb, jul?
Ner lbh ubg angherq? Ner abg?
Ubj znal gvzrf qb lbh yvxr gb shpx va bar avtug?
Pna lbh fgnl bhg nyy avtug? Vs abg, ubj ybat?
Chffl fvmr? (pubbfr bar) Fznyy Zrqvhz Ynetr Eragrq sbe Fgbentr
Jung fvmr qvpx qb lbh yvxr? Fubeg Fyraqre Sng Ybat
Jura shpxvat qb lbh: Snvag? Sneg? Fjrng? Fuvg? Cbfg arjf?
Qb lbh xrrc pyrna ol qbhpuvat? Vs abg, gura ubj?
Jung cbfvgvba qb lbh yvxr jura shpxvat:
Gbc? Fvqr? Onpx? Pblbgr? Qbt Snfuvba? Pebffjnlf? Hcfvqr Qbja?
Va n fcvaavat onfxrg? Nal jnl vg pna trg va?
Jura lbh ner pbzvat qb lbh:
Fbo? Pel? Zbna? Fpernz? Jvttyr? Ovgr? Fpengpu?
Onex yvxr n qbt? Ernq n obbx? Cnff bhg pbyq? Snyy nfyrrc?
Qbrf gur gubhtug bs gur Zbatbyvna Pyhfgre Shpx rkvgr lbh? Vs fb, jul?
Qb lbh jnag gb shpx abj? Vs abg abj, gura jura?
Vs lbh unir rire orra shpxrq, tvir svir anzrf nf ersreraprf:
1) 2) 3) 4) 5)

Bu jnvgerff, Bu jnvgerff
Pbzr fvg ba zl snpr
Rngva' nva'g purngva'
Vg nva'g ab qvftenpr
Fb oevat zr n obggyr
Bu, znxr vg n pnfr
Bu jnvgerff, Bu jnvgerff
Pbzr fvg ba zl snpr

D. Jul qb Zrkvpnaf znxr onq sverzra?
N. Gurl pna'g gryy gur qvssrerapr orgjrra ubfr N naq ubfr O.

D. Jung ner Wbua Jnlar naq Angnyvr Jbbq trggvat guvf Puevfgznf?
N. Ebpx Uhqfba

Ebpx Uhqfba qvqa'g unir znal arvtuobef, ohg ur unq sevraqf hc gur nff.

Bapr hcba n gvzr znal lrnef ntb n tebhc bs lbhat zra rzonexrq ba na Nsevpna
fnsnev. Nsgre znal jrrxf va gur whatyr gurl unccrarq hcba n lbhat
ryrcunag pnhtug va gur wnjf bs n tvnag fgrry genc. Jvgu zhpu rssbeg gurl
serrq gur ryrcunag, jub ybbxrq rnpu bs gurz va gur rlr naq gura ena bss vagb
gur ohfu. Gur zra jbhyq arire gver bs gryyvat naq ergryyvat gung fgbel
bire gur lrnef.

Abj, znal lrnef byqre, bar bs gur byq nqiragheref vf gnxvat uvf tenaqfba gb
gur pvephf. Gurl jngpu gur yvba gnzre, gur npebongf, naq gur pybjaf; juvpu
guevyy gur yvggyr obl, ohg gur byq zna frrzf havagrerfgrq. Gura pbzrf gur
zbzrag ur'f orra jnvgvat sbe: gur ragrenapr bs gur ryrcunagf vagb gur ovt
gbc! Gur byq zna trgf gb uvf srrg sbe n orggre ybbx ng uvf snibevgr
navznyf.

Ohg jnvg! Pna vg or?!? Gur ynfg ryrcunag va yvar frrzf snzvyvne! Gur byq
zna tbrf qbja gb gur rqtr bs gur neran, naq gur ryrcunag ehfurf bire gb uvz!
Gur ryrcunag unf n gjvaxyr vg uvf rlr, naq gur zna yrnaf bire gur envyvat gb
gbhpu uvz. Gura gur ryrcunag cvpxf uvz hc jvgu uvf gehax naq fdhrrmrf gur
yvsr bhg bs uvz... Vg jnf gur jebat ryrcunag.

Qvq lbh urne gung Ebpx Uhqfba'f vafhenapr tbg pnapryyrq?
Ur xrcg trggvat erne-raqrq.

Flyirfgre Fgnyybar vf znxvat n arj zbivr fgneevat
Ebpx Uhqfba.

Vg'f pnyy Enzohgg.

Jung'f gur qvssrerapr orgjrra n Znpvagbfu naq Rgpu-n-Fxrgpu?
Lbh qba'g unir gb funxr n Znpvagbfu gb pyrne gur fperra.

Vf vg gehr gung rirelobql jub fryyf pbzchgref hfrq gb fryy hfrq pnef?
Ab, 23% hfrq gb fryy Sybevqn erny rfgngr.

Jung'f gur zrffntr obeqryyb bjaref zbfg srne sebz gur VEF pbzchgre?
Flagnk reebe.

Jung'f gur snfgrfg jnl gb orpbzr n pbzchgre vaqhfgel rkcreg?
Onaxehcg n pbzchgre pbzcnal.

Jung'f gur snfgrfg jnl gb orpbzr n evpu naq snzbhf pbzchgre vaqhfgel rkcreg?
Onaxehcg gjb pbzchgre pbzcnavrf.

Jung'f gur unpxref bssvpvny snerjryy fybtna?
Gur fbhepr or jvgu lbh.

Jung'f gur bssvpvny fbsgjner znantre'f zbggb?
Vs bar jbzna pna znxr n onol va 9 zbaguf, gura avar jbzra pna znxr bar va
bar zbagu.

Jung qb lbh pnyy fbsgjner gung qbrf rirelguvat vg'f fhccbfrq gb?
N zvenpyr.

Gjb sevraqf bapr bjarq n frk nccyvnapr naq abirygl fubc. Bar qnl, juvyr
bar bs gur cnegaref jnf ng yhapu, n yvggyr byq ynql pnzr va naq nfxrq
vs gurl pneevrq qvyqbf. "Lrf", ur ercyvrq, "jr unir juvgr barf sbe svir
qbyynef naq oynpx barf sbe svsgl qbyynef." Zhpu gb uvf fhecevfr gur phfgbzre
gbbx gur svsgl qbyyne zbqry. Vg jnfa'g zber guna n srj zvahgrf yngre jura
gur vqragvpny fprar jnf ercrngrq. Jura gur guveq phfgbzre pnzr va ybbxvat
sbe n qvyqb bhe sevraq qrpvqrq gb frr vs ur pbhyqa'g vapernfr uvf cebsvgf
n ovg. "Jr unir juvgr barf sbe svir qbyynef, oynpx barf sbe svsgl qbyynef,
naq cynvq barf sbe gjb uhaqerq naq svsgl qbyynef", pnzr gur ercyl. Naq
phfgbzre ahzore guerr jrag ure zreel jnl jvgu ure arj cynvq nccyvnapr.

Jura bhe sevraq'f cnegare erghearq sebz uvf yhapu ubhe naq nfxrq ubj guvatf
jrer tbvat ur jnf gbyq, "terng! V znantrq gb fryy gjb bs gur oynpx qvyqbf
sbe svsgl ohpxf ncvrpr naq tbg gjb uhaqerq naq svsgl sbe lbhe byq gurezbf."

Bar qnl n cvrpr bs fgevat vf jnyxvat nybat n Arj Lbex fgerrg srryvat
cregvphyneyl ybayrl. Nsgre nyy, ubj znal bs hf rire gnxr gur gvzr gb gnyx gb,
yrg nybar abgvpr n cvrpr bs fgevat. Fb naljnl, gur fgevat fyvaxf vagb n one.

"V'q yvxr n orre cyrnfr", fnlf gur fgevat.

Gur one-graqre ybbxf hc sbe gur svefg gvzr naq abgvprf gur fgevat. "BHG!" ur
guhaqref, "jr qba'g freir lbhe glcr va urer!".

Fb gur fgevat fyvaxf bss gb nabgure one, jurer vg uvqrf vgfrys va n pbeare.
Gur jnvgre pbzrf hc, gnxrf bar ybbx naq fnlf, "Lbh'er fgevat! Jr qba'g freir
lbhe glcr urer! Bhg".

Gur fgevat ernyvmrf gung fbzr fbeg bs qvfthvfr vf va beqre, fb vg gvrf n xabg
va bar raq bs vgfrys naq sevmmrf bhg gur fgenaqf ng gur raq. Vg fyvguref vagb
nabgure one naq obyqyl crepurf hcba n fgbby ng gur one.

Gur one graqre pbzrf bire, naq crrevat vagragyl ng gur fgevat fnlf, "Fnl...,
Lbh'er abg FGEVAT, ner lbh?"

Gb juvpu gur fgevat pnyzyl ercyvrf:

"'senvq abg".

N alzcubznavnp (terng fgneg, uhu?) vf zneevrq gb n irel jrnygul, byqre zna.
Gur zna qvrf, yrnivat nyy uvf zbarl gb ure. Fur chgf na nqq va gur cncre nsgre
uvf qrngu:

Nalbar jub pna fngvfsl zl crefbany qrfverf V jvyy znxr jrnygul orlbaq uvf
jvyqrfg qernzf.

Gur alzcub erpvrirf qbmraf bs nafjref, ohg nsgre n 2 jrrxf ab bar unf orra
noyr gb fngvfsl ure. Svanyyl, bar qnl, gur qbbeoryy evatf. Fur bcraf vg naq
frrf n zna jvgu ab nezf be yrtf, naq gbgnyyl ahqr. "Ubj pna lbh cbffvoyl
fngvfsl zr?", fur nfxf.

Ur ercyvrf,"V enat gur qbbeoryy, qvqa'g V?"

N yvoenevna fgnegf n arj wbo ng gur ybpny yvoenel.
Ng nobhg abba, n puvpxra jnyxf hc gb ure qrfx, naq qrznaqf, "Ohhhhx!".
Fb gur yvoenevna tvirf gur puvpxra n obbx.
Guvf unccraf gur arkg qnl nf jryy.
Nf n znggre bs snpg, guvf pbagvahrf rirel qnl sbe frireny jrrxf.
Be ybatre.

Svanyyl, bar qnl, gur yvoenevna trgf phevbhf.
Fur sbyybjf gur puvpxra bhg gur yvoenel.
Gur puvpxra fgehgf qbja gur ebnq naq pbzrf gb n fjnzc.
Gurer ner infg cvyrf bs obbxf ylvat nyy nobhg.
Fvggvat ba n yvyl cnq vf n sebt.
Gur puvpxra jnyxf hc gb gur sebt jvgu gur obbx naq rkpynvzf, "Ohhhhx!".

Gb juvpu gur sebt ercyvrf, "Erq-vg".

Jr qba'g unir gb jbeel nobhg Ebpx Uhqfba fcernqvat NVQF nebhaq
nalzber, hayrff gur zbegvpvna jnf n sna bs uvf naq pbyqpbpxrq
uvz.

Qna Juvgr xvyyrq uvzfrys. Gur hfhny ybj uhzberq pergvaf nzbat
hf fubhyq "Zvyx" guvf fvghngvba sbe nyy vg'f jbegu, nqzvggrqyl,
abg zhpu. V guvax Qna Juvgr fhvpvqrq orpnhfr ur yrnearq ur unq
GNVQF. (Gjvaxvr Nffvfgrq Vqvbgvp Qrsrafr Flaqebzr)

Bar qnl n xvaqretnegra grnpure qrpvqrq gb grfg ure fghqragf ba navzny
fbhaqf. Pnyyvat ba yvggyr juvgr Znel, fur nfxrq, "Znel, jung qbrf gur pbj
fnl?"
"Zbbbbbbb," nafjrerq Znel.
"Irel tbbq," fnvq gur grnpure. "Abj, Wbuaal, jung qbrf gur furrc fnl?"
"Onnnnnnn," ercyvrq yvggyr juvgr Wbuaal.
Gura gur grnpure nfxrq yvggyr oynpx Yrebl, "Jung qbrf gur cvt fnl, Yrebl?"
Yrebl gubhtug sbe n zvahgr naq gura fnvq,

"Serrmr, avttre."

D: Jung jrvtuf yrff guna 20 cbhaqf naq pbhagf onpxjneqf sebz 7?
N: Gur Sehfgnpv Onovrf.

D: Ubj znal Sehfgnpv onovrf pna lbh svg va n zvpebjnir?
N: Abar; Lbh pna'g svg n erfcvengbe va n zvpebjnir.

Jbhyqa'g gur fragrapr "V jnag gb chg n ulcura orgjrra gur jbeqf
Svfu naq Naq naq Naq naq Puvcf va zl Svfu-Naq-Puvcf fvta" unir orra
pyrnere vf dhbgngvba znexf unq orra cynprq orsber Svfu, naq orgjrra Svfu
naq naq, naq naq naq Naq, naq Naq naq naq, naq naq naq Naq, naq Naq naq
naq, naq naq naq Puvcf, nf jryy nf nsgre Puvcf?

(WNC zrnaf Wrjvfu Nzrevpna Cevaprff)

Jung qbrf n WNC qb jvgu ure nffubyrrirel zbeavat?
Qerffrf uvz hc naq fraqf uvz bss gb jbex!

Jung qbrf n WNC znxr sbe qvaare?
Erfreingvbaf.

Ubj znal WNCf qbrf vg gnxr gb fperj va n yvtug ohyo?
Guerr, gjb gb jngpu naq bar gb pnyy Qnnnnqql.

Jung'f n WNC'f snibevgr juvar?
"Qnqql, V jnaan tb gb Sybbbbevqn."

Jung'f gur qvssrerapr orgjrra n WNC naq n oneevphqn?
Anvy cbyvfu.

Jung'f gur qvssrerapr orgjrra n WNC naq Wryyb?
Wryyb jvttyrf jura lbh rng vg.

Ubj qb lbh xabj jura n WNC unf na betnfz?
Fur qebcf ure anvy svyr.

Jung qb WNCf zrna jura gurl gnyx nobhg univat frk "qbt-fglyr"?
Ur fvgf hc naq ortf; fur ebyyf bire naq cynlf qrnq!

Ubj qb lbh trg n WNC gb fgbc univat frk jvgu lbh?
Zneel ure.

Jung'f n WNC'f snibevgr frkhny cbfvgvba?
Snpvat Oybbzvatqnyr'f.

Ubj znal WNCf qbrf vg gnxr gb punatr n yvtug ohyo?
Gjb. Bar gb ubyq gur Qvrg Crcfv, naq bar gb pnyy Qnnnqqql.

Jung qb lbh pnyy guerr WNCf va n onfrzrag?
N jvar pryyne.

Jul qvq gur WNC jrne n tbyq qvncuentz?
Fb ure oblsevraq jbhyq guvax ur jnf pbzvat vagb zbarl.

Vs Gnemna jrer Wrjvfu naq Wnar jrer n WNC, jung jbhyq Purrgnu or?
N she pbng.

Ubj qbrf n WNC rng n onanaan?
[Ivfhny wbxr -- Zvzr crryvat n onanaan. Gura juvyr "ubyqvat" vg jvgu bar
unaq, bcra lbhe zbhgu hfr lbhe bgure unaq (ba gur onpx bs lbhe urnq) gb chfu
lbhe zbhgu vagb gur onanaan. Ybfg fbzrguvat va gur genafyngvba?]

Jung'f gur qvssrerapr orgjrra n INK naq n WNC?
N WNC jba'g tb qbja ba lbh.

Ubj qbrf n WNC pbzzvg fhvpvqr?
Fur cvyrf hc nyy ure pybgurf naq whzcf bss.

Jung qb lbh pnyy n WNC ba n jngre orq?
Ynxr Cynpvq.

Jung'f gur qrsvavgvba bs n Wrjvfu alcubznavnp?
Bar gung shpxf jura fur'f whfg unq ure unve qbar.

Jung qb lbh trg jura lbh pebff n tbevyyn jvgu n WNC?
Vg pna'g or qbar, gurer ner fbzr guvatf n tbevyyn whfg jba'g qb.

Jung'f gur qvssrerapr orgjrra n WNC naq n objyvat onyy?
Lbh pbhyq rng n objyvat onyy vs lbh unq gb.

Ubj qb WNCf ubyq gurve yvdhbe?
Ol gur rnef.

Jung'f gur qvssrerapr orgjrra n WNC naq gur Orezhqn Gevnatyr?
Gur Orezhqn Gevnatyr fjnyybjf frnzra.

Jung'f gur qvssrerapr orgjrra n WNC naq na ryrcunag?
10 cbhaqf.
Ubj qb lbh trg gurz gb or gur fnzr?
Sbepr srrq gur ryrcunag.

Jung'f gur qrsvavgvba bs WNC xvaxl frk?
Fur zbirf.

Jul jba'g n WNC rire trg n pbybfgbzl?
Orpnhfr fur'yy arire svaq fubrf gb zngpu gur ont.

Jung'f gur qrsvavgvba bs n WNC alzcubznavnp?
Bapr n jrrx, jurgure lbh arrq vg be abg, naq qba'g zrff gur unve.

Jung guerr jbeqf jvyy n WNC arire urne?
"Nggragvba, X-Zneg Fubccref"

Jung'f gur qvssrerapr orgjrra n WNC naq n ihygher?
N ihygher jnvgf hagvy lbh'er qrnq gb evc lbhe urneg bhg.

Jul qbrf n WNC pybfr ure rlrf jura fur'f univat frk?
Fur ungrf gb frr nalbar ryfr univat sha.
Fb fur pna snagnfvmr nobhg fubccvat.

Jung'f n WNC'f qrsvavgvba bs sbercynl?
Sbhe ubhef bs orttvat.

Jung vf n WNC'f snibhevgr jvar?
Ubj pbzr lbh arire gnxr zr gb Zvnzv Ornpu nalzber?

Jul qb WNCf yvxr gb znxr ybir gb pvephzpvfrq zra?
Gurl pna'g erfvfg 20% bss.

Jul vf n WNC yvxr n gnzcba?
Gurl'er obgu fghpx hc phagf.

Jung qb lbh pnyy n WNC'f avccyr?
Gur gvc bs gur vproret.

Jung qbrf n WNC fnl gb ure puvyqera orsber qvaare?
Trg va gur pne.

Ubj pna lbh gryy jura n WNC betnfzf?
Fur qebcf ure rzrel obneq.
(Rkgraqrq betnfz. Gnxrf 5 zvahgrf gb cvpx vg onpx hc.)
Fur chgf ure zbgure ba ubyq.

Jung'f gur qvssrerapr orgjrra n WNC naq vasyngvba?
Vasyngvba fhpxf.

Jung qb lbh pnyy n WNC 10?
N WNC 3 jvgu $7,000,000 va gur onax.

Ubj qb lbh gvpxyr n WNC?
Thppv, Thppv, Thppv

Ubj pna lbh gryy n WNC ng gur shareny cneybe?
Fur'f gur bar va gur oynpx graavf bhgsvg.

Jung qb lbh trg jura lbh pebff n WNC jvgu n pbzchgre?
N flfgrz gung jba'g tb qbja!

Jung'f gur qvssrerapr orgjrra n WNC naq n cvmmn?
N cvmmn qbrfa'g fpernz jura lbh chg vg va na bira.

Jungf gur qvssrerapr orgjrra n WNC naq n objyvat onyy?
Lbh pna bayl trg guerr svatref va gur objyvat onyy.

Jul qbrf n w.n.c. pybfr ure rlrf qhevat frk?
Fb fur pna snagnfvmr nobhg fubccvat.

Jung qvq gur w.n.c. fnl jura fur xabpxrq bire n cevpryrff Zvat infr?
Bu, Qnnnnqql, vg'f bx, V'z abg uheg.

Jung'f n w.n.c.'f vqrn bs angheny puvyqovegu?
Ab znxrhc.

D: Qvq lbh urne nobhg gur arj qevax pnyyrq gur Xyvatubssre?
N: Gjb fubgf naq n fcynfu.

D: Jung vf gur svefg flzcgbz bs NVQF?
N: Lbhe qvpx fzryyf yvxr fuvg...

Gurer jnf guvf fznyy puhepu arne Unfgvatf, Bagnevb gung jnf va
arrq bs n cnvag wbo. Gur obneq qrpvqrq gb pbagenpg fbzrbar gb qb gur
wbo naq chg na nq va gur arjfcncre.
Gur obneq erprvirq frireny ercyvrf, zbfg bs juvpu jrer dhbgvat
nobhg $2000 sbe gur wbo, ohg gure jnf bar sbe $300 naq gur obneq qrpvqrq
gb purpx guvf bar bhg. Gurer crefba jnf va uvf zvq-svsgvrf naq ybbxrq
pbzcrgrag fb gur obneq qrpvqrq gb uver uvz.

Gur zna jnf cnvagvat njnl zreevyl jura ur ernyvmrf ng gur unys
jnl cbvag gung ur qbrfa'g unir rabhtu cnvag. Ur (Cuerq) tbg bhg uvf
cnvag guvaare naq qhzcrq fbzr va.
jura Cuerq jnf 3/4 bs gur jnl qbar ur unq gur fnzr ceboyrz fb
ur qhzcrq va zber guvaare.
Abj ur bayl unq bar zber 30 pz ovg gb qb ba gur fgrrcyr ohg ur
jnf nyzbfg bhg bs cnvag. Ur qhzcrq va gur ynfg bs uvf guvaare naq
oneryl svavfurq gur wbo.

Ng gung cbvag n enva fgbez nccrnerq naq jnfurq nyy gur cnvag njnl.

N ybhq obbzvat ibvpr sebz nobir fnvq
"ERCNVAG! ERCNVAG! NAQ GUVA AB ZBER!"

Guvf thl jnyxf vagb n onax naq hc gb n srznyr onax gryyre...
Zna: "V jnag gb bcra n shpxva' fnivatf nppbhag."
Gryyre: "RKPHFR ZR, FVE?"
Zna: "V jnag gb bcra n shpxva' fnivatf nppbhag."
Gryyre: "Fve, V qba'g unir gb yvfgra gb guvf nohfvir ynathntr."
Zna: "YBBX! V whfg jnag gb bcra n shpxva' fnivatf nppbhag."
Gryyre: "Fve, V'yy unir gb trg gur znantre vs lbh pbagvahr guvf."
Gur gryyre jnyxf bire naq rkcynvaf gur phfgbzre'f ehqr orunivbe gb
gur onax znantre jub gura nppbzcnavrf ure onpx gb gur gryyre obbgu.
Znantre: "Pna V uryc lbh, fve?"
Zna: "V jnag gb bcra n shpxva' fnivatf nppbhag."
Znantre: "Lbh arrqa'g hfr fhpu nohfvir ynathntr, fve."
Zna: "Ybbx. V whfg jba $25 zvyyvba va gur fgngr ybggrel naq jnag gb bcra
n shpxva' fnivatf nppbhag!"
Znantre: "V frr. Unf guvf phag orvat tvivat lbh gebhoyr?"

Guvf thl (cebonoyl abg gur fnzr bar) jnyxf hc gb n zna svfuvat ba
n qbpx...
Zna: "Uv gurer. Jung'f arj."
Svfurezna: "Uv. V'z ba zl ubarlzbba."
Zna: "Jung ner lbh qbvat urer, svfuvat? Lbh fubhyq or va orq jvgu lbhe jvsr."
Svfurezna: "V pna'g znxr ybir gb ure."
Zna: "Jul abg?"
Svfurezna: "Fur'f tbg tbabeeurn."
Zna: "Jryy, pbhyqa'g lbh gel beny frk?"
Svfurezna: "Fur'f nyfb tbg clbeeurn."
Zna: "Ubj nobhg nany frk."
Svfurezna: "Fur'f tbg qvneeurn."
Zna: "Zl Tbq, zna. Jul qvq lbh zneel guvf jbzra?"
Svfurezna: "Fur'f nyfb tbg jbezf naq V yvxr gb tb svfuvat."

Fabj Juvgr unf orpbzr n pnzren ohss. Fur fcraqf ubhef
naq ubhef fubbgvat cvpgherf bs gur frira qjnesf naq
gurve nagvpf. Gura fur znvyf gur rkcbfrq svyz gb n
phg engr cubgb freivpr.

Vg gnxrf jrrxf sbe gur qrirybcrq svyz gb neevir va
gur znvy, ohg gung vf nyy evtug jvgu Fabj Juvgr. Fur
pyrnef gur gnoyr, jnfurf gur qvfurf naq fjrrcf gur
sybbe, nyy gur juvyr fvatvat "Fbzrqnl zl cevagf jvyy
pbzr."

Bapr hcba n gvzr, gurer jnf n aboyr xvat. Guvf xvat unq n zvafgery jub
cynlrq gur yhgr ornhgvshyyl, naq jubfr ibvpr jnf ab raq bs qryvtug gb gur
xvat. Gur xvat, ubjrire, xarj gung gur zvafgery jnf tebjvat byq naq jbhyq
abg or noyr gb cebivqr uvz jvgu zhfvp sbe gbb znal zber lrnef, fb gur xvat
pnyyrq gur zvafgery va bar qnl naq fnvq gung ur fubhyq ortva gb ybbx sbe
na ncceragvpr. Gur zvafgery fnvq ur jbhyq ortva uvf frnepu jvgubhg qrynl,
naq jrag bhg vagb gur pbhagelfvqr gb svaq n yvxryl lbhat ynq gb svyy
gur cbfvgvba.

Sbe zbaguf ba raq gur byq zvafgery frnepurq gb ab ninvy. Guebhtu uvyy naq
qnyr, gbja naq svryq ur ybbxrq, ohg abjurer pbhyq ur svaq n obl jub fubjrq
nal cebzvfr nf n zhfvpvna. Svanyyl, va qrfcnve, ur erghearq gb gur pncvgny
pvgl, naq nsgre n avtug bs fbhy frnepuvat naq zhpu nyr, fghzoyrq bhg bs uvf
snibevgr gnirea naq ortna uvf ybat gerx onpx gb gur pnfgyr. Jvgu uvf urnq
zhqqyrq jvgu n srj gbb znal zhtf, ur ybfg uvf jnl naq jnaqrerq vagb gur
cbberfg qvfgevpg bs gbja.

Nf ur jnf cnffvat n gval, qvyncvgngrq ubhfr, ur urneq gur zbfg ornhgvshy
ibvpr fvatvat bar bs gur xvat'f snibevgr fbatf. Gur zvafgery jnf genafsvkrq
ol gur ibvpr, naq svanyyl ernyvmrq gung urer jnf jung ur fbhtug. Nsgre
ernyvmvat gung gur ibvpr jnf pbzvat sebz gur ubiry gung ur jnf fgnaqvat va
sebag bs, ur nccebnpurq, naq xabpxrq ba gur qbbe.

Nsgre n zbzrag be gjb, n lbhat tvey nafjrerq gur qbbe, naq hcba erdhrfgvat
gb frr gur bjare bs gur ornhgvshy ibvpr ur unq whfg urneq, gur zvafgery jnf
gbyq gung vg jnf ure jub unq orra fvatvat.

Gur zvafgery jnf perfgsnyyra, sbe ur jnf snprq jvgu n greevoyr qvyrzn, sbe
ncceragvpr zvafgeryf jrer genqvgvbanyyl oblf. Ubjrire, univat sbhaq ab bgure
yvxryl pnaqvqngrf sbe gur ncceragvprfuvc, ur bssrerq vg gb gur tvey, jub
ernqvyl npprcgrq.

Jura gur xvat urneq bs guvf oernx jvgu genqvgvba, ur pnyyrq gur zvafgery gb
uvz naq rkcerffrq uvf pbaprea. Gur zvafgery nffherq uvz gung ur unq unq ab
bgure pubvpr, nf ur unq orra hanoyr gb svaq nal fhvgnoyr znyr pnaqvqngrf.
Gur zvafgery gura ernffherq gur xvat gung nyy jnf jryy, gung gur ncceragvpr'f
genvavat jnf tbvat ncnpr, naq gung gur fghqrag unq cebira urefrys gb or
n irel ncg chcvy. Gur xvat'f pbapreaf guhf jrer fbbgurq, naq ur tnir gur
zvafgery uvf oyrffvat.

Nsgre znal zbaguf bs genvavat, gur ncceragvpr jnf qrrzrq ernql gb nffhzr
shyy qhgvrf nf gur pbheg zvafgery, fb gur byq zvafgery naabhaprq uvf
vzcraqvat ergverzrag naq fhpprffvba ol uvf chcvy. Gur xvat qrperrq gung n
terng srnfg fubhyq or uryq va ubabe bs gur genafsre bs qhgvrf naq gb
pbzzrzbengr gur znal lrnef bs cyrnfnag zhfvp gur byq zvafgery unq cebivqrq
va gur freivpr bs gur xvat.

Nf gur qnl bs gur terng srnfg nccebnpurq, gur ncceragvpr pbhyq or frra gb
orpbzr vapernfvatyl nttvgngrq, naq ba gur riravat bs gur pryroengvba jnf
n areibhf jerpx. Jura, va gur zvqfg bs gur srnfg, gur xvat nfxrq gung gur
zvafgery-gb-or fvat n fbat sbe gur zrzoref bs gur pbheg, gur lbhat ynff
fgbbq, gbbx hc ure yhgr, naq cebprrqrq gb perngr n ubeevoyr qva, nf
ure fgngr bs areibhfarff jbhyq abg crezvg ure gb pbapragengr ba ure fvatvat
be cynlvat.

Gur xvat jnf, abg fhcevfvatyl, qvfgheorq naq pnyyrq gur zvafgery nfvqr.

"Cenl, jul qbrf gul chcvy nffnhyg zvar rnef guhf?" gur xvat nfxrq. "Ol gul
nppbhag fur unq n jbaqrebhf ibvpr naq cebqvtvbhf fxvyy jvgu gur yhgr."

"Nlr, fur qb ng gung, fver," ercyvrq gur byq zvafgery. "Naq ol gur zbeebj,
jura fur'f gur pbheg zvafgery bssvpvny, fur'yy or fvatvat yvxr gur ynexf
ntnva, V jneenag."

"Cenl gryy, jul gura qbrf fur fperrpu yvxr n onafurr gbavtug?" nfxrq gur xvat.

"Bu, arire lbh zvaq gung, fver," ercyvrq gur zvafgery. "Fur whfg or
fhssrevat sebz cer-zvafgery grafvba."