A Good Old Joke... ...Do You Remember? - offensive to Those easily Offended... (rot 13)

Matt Dralle

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Mar 6, 1986, 7:29:13 PM3/6/86

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Gurer'f na byq wbxr gung V urneq va pbyyrtr gung jrag fbzrguvat yvxr
jung sbyybjf, ohg V pna'g erzrzore nyy bs vg. Cyrnfr uryc zr bhg vs lbh
pna.

D: Jung ner gur guerr ovttrfg yvrf va gur jbeyq ?

N: Gur purpx'f va gur znvy.
<bar V pna'g erzrzore>, naq
V jba'g pbzr va lbhe zbhgu.

Cyrnfr uryc. Cbfg gb gb arg.wbxrf.

John Miller

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Mar 7, 1986, 4:21:15 PM3/7/86

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How about: " I'm from the government and I'm here to help you. "

JWM 3/7/86

Michaelntz

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Mar 8, 1986, 12:21:00 AM3/8/86

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< How brave - to get in a cage with a man-eating line >

I'll get right back to you
the check is in the mail, and
I won't rgey in your wxawm.

- mike krantz

Andre Hut

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Mar 10, 1986, 5:18:34 PM3/10/86

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In article <1...@lll-lcc.UUcp> dra...@lll-lcc.UUcp (Matt Dralle) writes:
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I thought it was I won't get you pregant.

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Jon Dov Becher

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Mar 10, 1986, 8:56:50 PM3/10/86

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Two answers:
1. This won't hurt, I promise.
2. I'll respect you in the morning.

Any other variations?

Beck-

Bob Bickford

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Mar 11, 1986, 9:21:53 PM3/11/86

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<OHT?!>

Va negvpyr <305...@pfq2.HHPC>, xen...@pfq2.HHPC (Zvpunryagm) jevgrf:
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> V'yy trg evtug onpx gb lbh
> gur purpx vf va gur znvy, naq

> V jba'g pbzr va lbhe zbhgu.
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Zl snibevgr:

"V'z sebz gur tbireazrag, naq V'z urer gb uryc lbh!"

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Eboreg Ovpxsbeq (e...@jryy.hhpc)
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j

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Mar 12, 1986, 1:28:15 PM3/12/86

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The three lies I heard were:

1) The check is in the mail
2) I have a headache
3) "Hi! I'm from Wshington. I'm here to help you!"

:-> "Perhaps it was a result of anxiety." -- _Mad_Max_ <-:

Mike Fields

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Mar 14, 1986, 1:06:02 PM3/14/86

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actually the quote is (remember april 15)
I'm from the IRS and I'm here to help you!
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Thanks
Mikey (yes "he likes it!")

My job is so secret even I don't know what I'm doing

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Eisaman

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Mar 15, 1986, 6:01:03 PM3/15/86

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The best ones I have heard were
1) Your check is in your mouth.
2) I promise I won't come in the mail.
3) This posting cannot be turned into a modem joke.

khill@ti-csl

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Mar 18, 1986, 3:54:00 PM3/18/86

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Another promise:
It's IBM compatible. (you may hope this isn't true!)

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Ken Hill
USENET : {convex!smu,texsun,ut-sally}!ti-csl!khill
CSNET : khill@TI-CSL
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Any opinions expressed herein are merely coincidental.

Marco Summers

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Mar 29, 1986, 6:54:20 PM3/29/86

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> > >
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> > > There's an old joke that I heard in college that went something like
> > >what follows, but I can't remember all of it. Please help me out if you
> > >can.
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> > > Q: What are the three biggest lies in the world ?
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> > > A: The check's in the mail.
> > > <one I can't remember>, and
> > > I won't come in your mouth.
> > >
> > >Please help. Post to to net.jokes.

1) Gur purpx'f va gur znvy
2) V UNIR PBXR NG UBZR!!!!!!!!!!
3) V jba'g pbzr va lbhe zbhgu