Offensive Jokes, Part 1, rot13

[Bad Charles]

D: Jul ner pbjoblf' yvcf oebja?
N: "Ybbxva' sbe ybir va nyy gur jebat cynprf ... ..."

D: Ubj qb lbh pvephzpvmr n junyr?
N: Jvgu sbhe fxva-qviref.

D: Jung qb lbh pnyy 500 Vaqvna jbzra jvgu ab avccyrf???
N: Gur Vaqvna-Avccyrff-500.

D: Jung qb wncnarfr crbcyr qb jura gurl unir na rerpgvba?
N: Gurl ibgr.

Bar qnl Qvegl Wbuaal'f pynff jnf univat n fcryyvat dhvm.
Gur grnpure jnf nffvtavat rnpu fghqrag n yrggre naq nfxvat uvz be
ure gb guvax bs naq gura fcryy n jbeq ortvaavat jvgu gung yrggre.
Jura vg pnzr gb Qvegl Wbuaal'f ghea gur grnpure jnf jbeevrq.
"Uzz, V'q orggre or pnershy. Ur'f fher gb svaq n onq jbeq
vs ur pna. Yrg'f frr. "N"--ab, gurer'f "nffubyr." "O"--ab, "onfgneq"
be "ovgpu." "P"--hu-hu, fbzr ernyyl *anfgl* jbeqf ortvaavat jvgu "p."
"Q" vf "qnza." "R"--"r"--jbaqreshy, V pna'g guvax bs nal qvegl jbeqf
ortvaavat jvgu "r!"
Fb gur grnpure nfxrq Qvegl Wbuaal gb fcryy n jbeq ortvaavat jvgu
gur yrggre "r."
Qvegl Wbuaal jevaxyrq hc uvf oebj naq ortna guvaxvat ernyyl
uneq. Gur grnpure pbhyq frr ur jnf gelvat uvf orfg gb pbzr hc jvgu
fbzrguvat svygul. Svanyyl Qvegl Wbuaal oevtugrarq.
"Rys," ur fnvq. "R-Y-S."
Gur grnpure jnf onssyrq. "Rys!!??"
"Lrnu, rys," fnvq Wbuaal. "Lbh xabj, yvggyr zbgureshpxref 'obhg
fb uvtu?"

D. Jungf jbefr guna n pneqobneq obk?
N. Cncre Gvgf

Uhtr jurry bs anpub purrfr ylvat ba gur fvqrjnyx, jvgu ab bar
arne vg!

...V xarj jung xvaq bs purrfr vg jnf orpnhfr, jura V cvpxrq vg
hc naq fgnegrq gnxvat vg njnl, fbzrbar ena gbjneqf zr naq
lryyrq, "Url, zna, gung'f anpub purrfr!"

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Ohzcre Fgvpxref:

Ahxr Tnl Junyrf sbe Wrfhf

AHXR GUR TNL OYNPX SRZNYR ONOL JUNYRF SBE WRFHF...
...va Wnar Sbaqn'f onpx lneq orsber gurl ner obea
naq trg gb cenl va fpubby naq tb gb svtug va Ry Fnyinqbe.

Guvax Ubax Vs Lbh'er Gryrcnguvp

V Sbhaq Vg, naq Abj Zl Svatre Fgvaxf

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Bar qnl, n arj grnpure jnf nffvtarq gb Qvegl Wbuaal'f pynff. "Uryyb
pynff", fur fnvq. "Zl anzr vf Zvff Cehffl, naq V'z tbvat gb or lbhe
arj grnpure." Xabjvat Qvegl Wbuaal'f erchgngvba, fur rynobengrq, "Abj
gung'f *Cehffl*, jvgu na 'e', naq V'z fher nyy bs lbh pna erzrzore gb
cebabhapr vg pbeerpgyl." Fubegyl, gur pynff jrag bhg sbe erprff. Jura
gurl erghearq, gur grnpure nfxrq, "Wbuaal, pna lbh gryy gur pynff zl
anzr?" Wbuaal gubhtug naq gubhtug. Svanyyl, uvf snpr oevtugrarq.
"Lrnu, V erzrzore abj", ur fnvq. "Vg'f Zvff Pehag."

D: Jung'f gur ynfg guvat gb tb guebhtu n oht'f zvaq nf vg uvgf lbhe
jvaqfuvryq?
N: Vg'f nff.

Gurfr guerr thlf, na Vevfuzna, n Wrj, naq n Terrx, nyy qvrq ng
gur fnzr gvzr naq jrag hc gb urnira. Gurl jrer fgnaqvat bhgfvqr
gur Crneyl Tngrf, jnvgvat va yvar, jura Fg. Crgre pnzr bhg gb
gnyx gb gurz. "Thlf, V ungr gb fnl guvf, ohg lbh unir nyy orra n
ovg gb anhtugl qhevat lbhe yvirf. V'z nsenvq V pna'g yrg lbh
va."
"Ohg, gung pna'g or. Jr jrera'g gung onq," cebgrfgrq gur
Vevfuzna. "V'yy gryy lbh jung. Yrg hf tb onpx gb Rnegu, naq vs
jr pna rnpu erfvfg gur fva juvpu jr jrer zbfg thvygl bs, jr trg
vagb urnira."
"Nyevtug," nterrq Crgre, "Ohg ng gur svefg fvta bs jnirevat va
nal bs lbh, cbbs! Fgenvtug gb uryy."
Gur guerr gura ernccrnerq ba Rnegu. Gurl frg bss, qvfphffvat ubj
gurl jrer tbvat gb or tbbq na iveghbhf naq nyy gung. Gurl
cerfragyl cnffrq n one. Gur Vevfuzna, sbetrggvat nyy nobhg uvf
erfbyhgvba, jnf qenja va ol gur fzryy bs yvdhbe naq cebzcgyl
inavfurq va n chss bs fzbxr.
Gur bgure gjb, fborerq ol guvf unccravat, jnyxrq ba. Gurl
cerfragyl pnzr hcba n $10 ovyy va gur ebnq. Gur Wrj, sbetrggvat
nyy nobhg uvf erfbyhgvba, orag bire gb cvpx vg hc, naq gur Terrx
inavfurq va n chss bs fzbxr...

Jung vf gur qvssrerapr orgjrra n jvsr naq n wbo?
Nsgre gra lrnef gur wbo fgvyy fhpxf.

Nf gur guerr jvfr zra nccebnpurq gur znatre gb cerfrag gurve tvsgf,
bar bs gurz gevccrq, fghoorq uvf gbr, naq rkpynvzrq, "Wrfhf Puevfg!!".
Znel ybbxrq bire gb Wbfrcu naq fnvq, "Bu, Wbrfrcu! V yvxr gung fb zhpu
orggre guna Veivat Fujnegm!"

D. Jul ner Uryra Xryyre'f yrtf lryybj?
N. Ure qbt vf oyvaq, gbb.

D. Jung'f juvgr naq unf qvegl xarrf?
N. N urnq ahefr.

D. Jung qb lbh trg jura lbh pebff n juber jvgu n pbzchgre?
N. N shpxvat xabj-vg-nyy.

D. Ubj qb Cbyynpxf unir beny frk?
N. Gurl fvg arkg gb rnpu bgure naq fnl "shpx lbh".

D. Jul qvq tbq vairag tragvyrf?
N. Fbzrobql unq gb ohl ergnvy.

D. Ubj qvq gur cbyvfu alzcubznavnp puvc ure gbbgu?
N. Ba ure ivoengbe.

D. Jul qbrf Uryra Xryyre jrne gvtug cnagf?
N. Fb crbcyr pna ernq ure yvcf.

D. Jul qvq Tbq tvir jbzra intvanf?
N. Fb zra jbhyq gnyx gb gurz.

Wrjvfu Nzrevpna Cevaprff (WNC) Wbxrf:

D. Jung qb lbh trg jura lbh pebff n WNC jvgu n cebfgvghgr?
N. Fbzrbar jub fhpxf lbhe Nzrevpna Rkcerff pneq.

D. Jung'f n WNC'f qrsvavgvba bs sbercynl?
N. Sbhe ubhef bs orttvat.

D. Jung'f gur qrsvavgvba bs Wrjvfu xvaxl frk?
N. Fur zbirf.

D. Jung qb lbh trg jura lbh pebff n WNC jvgu n pbzchgre?
N. N znpuvar gung arire tbrf qbja.

D. Jul qb WNCf yvxr gurve zra pvephzfvmrq?
N. Gurl yvxr nalguvat gung'f 20 creprag bss.

D. Jung'f gur qvssrerapr orgjrra n WNC naq n objy bs wryyb?
N. Gur wryyb dhviref jura lbh rng vg.

D. Ubj qb lbh gvpxyr n WNC?
N. Thppv, Thppv, Thppv.

D. Ubj qbrf n WNC qb vg qbttvr fglyr?
N. Ure ybire fvgf hc naq ortf juvyr fur ebyyf bire naq cynlf qrnq.

D. Jung'f n WNC'f snibevgr cbfvgvba?
N. Snpvat Oybbzvatqnyrf.

3 ahaf jrer jnyxvat qbja gur fgerrg.
Nyy bs n fhqqra n synfure whzcrq va sebag bs gurz naq bcrarq uvf gerapu
pbng gb erirny nyy.
Gur svefg aha unq n fgebxr... gur frpbaq aha unq n fgebxr... ohg gur
guveq aha jbhyqa'g gbhpu vg!!!

D: Jung qb pbaterffzra hfr nf n obbxznex?
N. Gurl qba'g. Gurl whfg nfx gur cntr gb oraq bire.

Qvq lbh urne nobhg gur cntr gung jnf obea va Vqnub ohg ernerq va
Jnfuvatgba?

Gjb shmml terra nyvraf unq ynaqrq ba rnegu naq jrer ybbxvat sbe
vagryyvtrag yvsr. Vg qvqa'g gnxr ybat sbe gurz gb eha npebff n tnf
fgngvba (pybfrq, bs pbhefr).

Gur svefg nyvra cbvagf gb n tnf chzc naq fnlf gb gur frpbaq, "V'z tbvat
gb nfx uvz gb gnxr hf gb uvf yrnqre."
Gur frpbaq ercyvrf, "V qba'g xabj vs lbh fubhyq obgure uvz. Ur ybbxf
cerggl gbhtu."
Rira fb, gur svefg nyvra tbrf hc gb gur tnf chzc naq fnlf, "Gnxr zr gb
lbhe yrnqre."
(fvyrapr)
"Url lbh! Gnxr zr gb lbhe yrnqre!"
(fvyrapr)
Fb ur chyyf bhg uvf gehfgl enl tha naq fnlf, "Gnxr zr gb lbhe yrnqre be
V'yy mnc lbh!"
Ng guvf cbvag, gur frpbaq nyvra fnlf, "V ernyyl guvax lbh fubhyq yrnir
uvz nybar. Ur ybbxf cerggl gbhtu gb zr." Gur tnf chzc znxrf ab ercyl.

Fb gur svefg nyvra chgf n obyg fdhner vagb gur zvqqyr bs gur tnf chzc,
juvpu cebzcgyl rkcybqrf va n thfure bs synzr naq guebjf gur nyvraf
npebff gur fgerrg.
Nf gurl ner cvpxvat gurzfryirf hc, gur svefg nyvra gheaf gb gur frpbaq
naq fnlf, "Lbh jrer evtug. Ur jnf gbhtu. Ubj qvq lbh xabj?"
"Nalbar jub pna jenc uvf cevpx nebhaq uvzfrys 3 gvzrf naq fgvpx vg va
uvf rne vf abg tbvat gb or n chfubire."

D. Jung qb lbh tvir na rvtugl-lrne-byq ynql sbe ure oveguqnl?
N. Zvxvr - ur'yy rng nalguvat.

D. Jung qb lbh trg jura lbh qebc n obzo ba lbhe xvgpura sybbe?
N. Yvabyrhz Oybjancneg.

Fvta sbe Cynaarq Cneragubbq Nffbpvngvba va Frnggyr:

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Gurer jnf guvf snttbgg jub jnyxrq vagb n one va Grknf naq beqrerq
n orre. Gur onegraqre fnvq "Jr qbag freir lbhe xvaq urer, trg gur
uryy bhg bs urer". Gur snttbgg ercyvrq, "cyrnffr zvffgher V nz
irel guhefgnl." Gur onegraqre, srryvat fbzrjung fbeel sbe uvz fnvq,
"bx whfg bar orre gura lbh zhfg yrnir guvf cynpr." Gur snttbgg gbbx
uvf orre naq jrag bire gb gur pbeare bs gur one gb qevax vg.
N yvggyr juvyr yngre n ovt zrna pbjobl jnyxrq va naq hc gb gur one
ur jrag. Ur fynzzrq uvf svfg ba gur one naq ubyyrerq " V nz fb qnza
guvefgl V pbhyq yvpx gur fjrng bss gur onyyf bs n ohyy !!!!"

Sebz bhg bs gur pbeare bs gur one pnzr onpx

"ZBB ZBB OHPXNEBBBB"

Rirelbar xabjf jung NVQF zrnaf. Qb lbh xabj jung TNL zrnaf?
'Tbg Nvqf Lrg?'

N pbhcyr bs qrfpevcgvbaf nccyvpnoyr gb sng jbzra gung V cvpxrq hc sebz
n sevraq. Cebonoyl nccyvpnoyr gb sng zra gbb....
(1) Jura fur unhyf nff, fur gnxrf gjb be guerr gevcf.
(2) Fur qbrfa'g unir zrnfherzragf,.... fur'f tbg gvzr mbarf.

D. Jul qb ynql cnengebbcref jrne wbpx fgencf??
N. Fb gurl qba'g juvfgyr ba gur jnl qbja!!!!!

Gurl syhkrq nyy avtug, gevrq inevbhf pbaarpgvbaf naq
fbpxrgf hagvy uvf one zntarg unq ybfg nyy vgf svryq fgeratgu.
Nsgrejneqf Zvyyvr gevrq frys-vaqhpgnapr naq qnzntrq ure
fbyrabvq. Jvgu uvf onggrel shyyl qvfpunetrq, Zvpeb Snenq
jnf hanoyr gb rkpvgr uvf genafsbezre, fb gurl raqrq hc
erirefvat cbynevgl naq oybjvat rnpu bgure'f shfrf.

Bar qnl Dhrra Ryvmnorgu naq Qvnan, Cevaprff bs Jnyrf, jrer
evqvat va gur eblny yvzbhfvar jura gurl jrer phg-bss ol n eboore naq
unq gb chyy bire gb gur fvqr bs gur ebnq.
Gur eboore jnirq uvf tha ng gur onpx jvaqbj, vaqvpngvat gb
gur Dhrra gb ebyy gur jvaqbj qbja. Gur Dhrra fjvsgyl pbzcyvrq, hcba
juvpu gur Dhrra nfxrq, "Jung qb lbh jnag?"
"V jnag lbhe gvnen," gur sryba tehssyl ercyvrq.
"V nz fbeel, ohg V qvq abg jrne zl gvnen gbqnl."
Gur guvrs, hcba erprvivat guvf vasbezngvba, ghearq gbjneqf
Qvnan. "Url lbh - V jnag lbhe ehol evat."
Qvnan uryq hc ure unaq naq fnvq, "Jung n pbvapvqrapr, ohg V
gbb qvq abg jrne zl evat gbqnl."
Gur gujnegrq guvrs phffrq naq zbgvbarq gung gurl nyy trg bhg
bs gur Oragyrl. Gurl qvq naq gur eboore tbg va gur pne naq qebir bss.

Jura gur Dhrra naq Ynql Qvnan erghearq gb Jvaqfbe pnfgyr,
gurl naq gur punhssrhe jrag gb frr gur Dhrra Zbgure gb ercbeg gurve
beqrny. Nsgre gur Dhrra Zbgure erprvirq na nppbhag bs gur eboorel
fur ghearq gb Dhrra Ryvmnorgu naq nfxrq, "V gubhtug gung lbh jber
lbhe gvnen gbqnl?"
"Ohg V qvq. Jura V fnj gur eboore chyy hf bire, V uvq gur
gvnen va zl cevingr cynpr."
Gur Dhrra Zbgure ghearq gbjneqf Qvnan naq fnvq, "Naq lbh -
V gubhtug lbh jber lbhe evat gbqnl?"
"V qvq, ohg yvxr Zbzfvr, V uvq gur evat va zl cevingr cynpr."
Ng guvf cbvag gur punhssrhe vagrewrpgrq, "Vg n funzr Zn'nz
gung Cevaprff Znetnerg jnfa'g jv' hf. Jr pbhyq unir fnirq gur Oragyrl!"

D. Jul Qvqa'g Wrfhf tb gb pbyyrtr?
N. Orpnhfr ur tbg anvyrq ba gur obneqf.

D: Jung qbrf vg gnxr gb znxr n qrnq onol sybng?
N: Bar fpbbc bs vpr pernz naq bar fpbbc bs qrnq onol!

D. Jul qba'g yrcref fphon qvir?
N. Orpnhfr gurl snyy ncneg haqre cerffher!

Erpragyl gurer jnf na vagrerfgvat fgbel va gur Bertbavna. Vg
frrzf gung na ryqreyl ynql xvffrq ure crg oveq naq pnhtug n
pnfr bs puvecrrf. Lbh xabj jung gung vf, qba'g lbh? Vg'f n
pnanevny qvfrnfr sbe juvpu gurer vf ab gjrrgzrag.

D. Jung ner guerr guvatf n oynpx zna pna'g trg?
N. N oynpx rlr, n sng yvc naq n wbo.

D. Jung'f ybat, oynpx naq fuhssyrf?
N. Gur harzcyblzrag yvar.

Sbhe Tnlf jrer fvggvat va n juveycbby ongu naq fbzr juvgr fghss
sybngrq gb gur fhesnpr. Bar bs gurz cebpynvzrq,"Nyevtug, jub snegrq?"

Qvq lbh xabj gurer vf n pher sbe urecrf abj?
NVQF.

Gjb zvqtrgf jnyxrq hc gb n pbairag naq xabpxrq ng gur sebag tngr naq
nfxrq sbe gur zbgure fhcrevbe. Bar bs gurz nfxrq vs gurer jnf n zvqtrg
aha ng gur pbaireg. Jura gur zbgure fhcrevbe fnvq ab gur svefg zvqtrg
fznpxrq gur bgure naq fnvq,"V gbyq lbh gung lbh jrer shpxvat n crathva."

Bapr hcba n Fngheqnl riravat gurer jnf n snezre jvgu guerr qnhtugref,
nyy bs jubz jrer rkcrpgvat qngrf sbe gur riravat.

Ng 7c.z. pnzr n xabpx ng gur qbbe. Gur snezre bcrarq vg gb frr n lbhat
zna jub fnvq:
"Zl anzr vf Ynapr,
V'z urer sbe Anapr.
Jr'er tbvat gb n qnapr.
Vf fur ernql crepunapr?"
Anapr pnzr qbja gur fgnvef naq bhg gurl jrag.
Ng 8 c.z. n xabpx jnf urneq ng gur qbbe. Gur snezre bcrarq gur qbbe gb n
qvssrerag lbhat zna jub fnvq:
"Zl anzr vf Wbr,
V'z urer sbe Sybr.
Jr'er tbvat gb n fubj.
Vf fur ernql gb tb?
Gur snezre pnyyrq Sybr gb gur qbbe naq njnl fur jrag.
Ng 9 c.z. nabgure xabpx jnf urneq ng gur qbbe, naq gur snezre bcrarq gur
qbbe gb lrg nabgure lbhat zna jub fnvq:
"Zl anzr vf Puhpx..."

Gur snezre fubg uvz.

D. Jung qb lbh pnyy n yrcre va n jvaq ghaary?
N. N fxryrgba.

Ohzcre fgvpxre:
TB AHXRF!!!

N yvggyr ahxvr arire uheg nalbar.

D. Ubj pna lbh gryy n znpub yrfovna?
N. Fur ebyyf ure bja gnzcbaf.

D. Ubj pna lbh gryy n znpub yrfovna?
N. Fur xvpx fgnegf ure ivoengbe.

Fnagn pbzrf (hz, fyvqrf. Ab frk lrg.) qbja gur puvzarl bs guvf
ubhfr, naq jura ur trgf gb gur obggbz, gurer'f n ahovyr
16-lrne-byq tvey jnvgvat sbe uvz. Nyjnlf cbvfrq, Fnagn fnlf gb
ure, "Naq jung qb lbh jnag sbe Puevfgznf, yvggyr tvey?" Fur
fgnegf gb gnxr bss ure ebor naq fnlf, "V jnag lbh gb fgnl urer
naq shpx zr, Fnagn Pynhf." Fnagn fjnyybjf uneq naq fnlf, "Ub ub
ub, tbggn tb. Tbggn tvir gur puvyqera gurve gblf, lbh xabj." Fur
gnxrf bss ure ebor naq haohggbaf ure avtugtbja, naq fnlf,
"Chyrrmr fgnl Fnagn Pynhf," gb juvpu ur ntnva ercyvrf "Ub ub ub,
tbggn tb. Tbggn tvir gur puvyqera gurve gblf, lbh xabj." Gur
tvey unf ure avtugtbja bss naq vf fgnegvat gb fyvqr ure cnagvrf
qbja ure yrtf, naq fnlf, "Chhhyyrrrrmrr fgnl Fnagn Pynhf." Ol
abj, Fnagn vf jbexvat hc n urnil fjrng naq ur fnlf "Ub ub ub,
tbggn tb. Tbggn tvir gur puvyqera gurve gblf, lbh xabj." Svanyyl
gur tvey vf pbzcyrgryl anxrq, naq fur'f ghffyvat Fnagn'f orneq.
"Chyrrmr fgnl Fnagn," fur fnlf. Fnagn ercyvrf, "Url url url,
tbggn fgnl. Pna'g trg hc gur puvzarl jvgu zl qvpx guvf jnl."

PREGVSVPNGVBA GRFG SBE FRAVBE TRARENYVFGF

VAFGEHPGVBAF:

Ernq rnpu dhrfgvba pnershyyl. Nafjre nyy dhrfgvbaf.
Gvzr yvzvg 4 ubhef. Ortva vzzrqvngryl. Jbex va zhzrevpny
beqre (rdhvczrag erznvavat sebz Dhrfgvba Ab. 1 znl cebir
hfrshy jvgu Dhrfgvbaf 3 naq 6).

ZRQVPVAR
Lbh unir orra cebivqrq jvgu n enmbe oynqr,
n cvrpr bs tnhmr, naq n obggyr bs Fpbgpu. Erzbir lbhe nccraqvk.
Qb abg fhgher hagvy lbhe jbex unf orra vafcrpgrq. (Lbh unir 15
zvahgrf.) Vs gur rknzvare nccebirf lbh jbex, pbzcyrgr gur
urnygu vafhenapr sbezf arprffnel gb erprvir ervzohefrzrag sbe
gur bcrengvba; vs lbhe jbex qbrf abg cnff vafcrpgvba, pbzcyrgr
cncrejbex arprffnel gb svyr n znycenpgvpr fhvg. (10 zvahgrf)

ZNANTRZRAG FPVRAPR
Qrsvar znantrzrag. Qrsvar fpvrapr.
Ubj qb gurl eryngr? Perngr n trarenyvmrq nytbevguz gb bcgvzvmr
nyy znantrevny qrpvfvbaf. Nffhzvat n 7600X PCH fhccbegvat 50 grezvanyf,
rnpu grezvany gb npgvingr lbhe nytbevguz, qrfvta gur pbzzhavpngvbaf
vagresnpr naq nyy arprffnel pbageby cebtenzf.

RCVFGBZBYBTL
Gnxr n cbfvgvba sbe be ntnvafg gehgu. Cebir gur
inyvqvgl bs lbhe cbfvgvba.

ZBQREA CULFVPF
Cebqhpr ryrzrag 107. Qrgrezvar vgf unys-yvsr.

NEG
Rkcynva gur Zban Yvfn'f fzvyr.

WHEVF CEHQRAPR
Va Cneg 2 bs Funxrfcrner'f Urael IV'',
Wnpx Pnqr, gur yrnqre bs n cbchyvfg eribyg, cebcbfrf gung gur
svefg beqre bs ohfvarff sbyyjvat gur fhpprffshy frvmher bs cbjre
pbhyq or gb xvyy nyy gur ynjlref.'' Va yvtug bs gur cerfrag
cbchyvfg zbbq va gur Havgrq Fgngrf, nffrff gur hgvyvgl naq
cbgragvny vzcnpg bs fhpu n cbyvpl gbqnl.

UVFGBEL
Qrfpevor gur uvfgbel bs gur cncnpl sebz vgf bevtvaf gb gur
cerfrag qnl, pbapragengvat rfcrpvnyyl, ohg abg rkpyhfviryl, ba
vgf fbpvny, cbyvgvpny, rpbabzvp, eryvtvbhf naq cuvyvfbcuvpny
vzcnpg hcba Rhebcr, Nfvn, Nsevpn, naq gur Nzrevpnf. Or oevrs,
pbapvfr naq fcrpvsvp.

CHOYVP FCRNXVAT
Fbzr 2,500 evbg-penmrq nobevtvarf ner fgbezvat gur pynffebbz.
Pnyz gurz. Lbh znl hfr nal napvrag ynathntr rkprcg Yngva be
Terrx. Lbhe cresbeznapr jvyy or ivqrbgncrq.

OVBYBTL
Perngr yvsr. Rfgvzngr gur qvssreraprf va fhofrdhrag uhzna
phygher vs guvf sbez bs yvsr unq qrirybcrq 500 zvyyvba lrnef
rneyvre, tvivat fcrpvny nggragvba gb vgf cebonoyr rssrpg ba gur
Ratyvfu cneyvnzragnel flfgrz. Cebir lbhe gurfvf.

ZHFVP
Jevgr n cvnab pbapregb. Bepurfgengr naq cresbez vg jvgu syhgr
naq ivbyva. Lbh jvyy svaq n cvnab haqre lbhe frng. Va gur
vagrerfg bs gvzr, lbh znl bzvg gur pbqn.

CFLPUBYBTL
Onfrq ba lbhe xabjyrqtr bs gurve jbexf, rinyhngr gur rzbgvbany
fgnovyvgl, qrterr bs nqwhfgzrag, naq ercerffrq sehfgengvbaf bs rnpu
bs gur sbyybjvat: Zbfrf, Nyrknaqre bs Ncuebqvfynf, Enzrfrf VV,
Tertbel bs Alffn, Unzzhenov, Serhq, Uvgyre, Vqv Nzva, Evpuneq Avkba.
Fhccbeg lbhe rinyhngvba jvgu dhbgngvbaf sebz rnpu zna'f jbex,
znxvat nccebcevngr ersreraprf. Vg vf abg arprffnel gb genafyngr.

FBPVBYBTL
Rfgvzngr gur fbpvbybtvpny ceboyrzf gung zvtug nppbzcnal gur raq bs
gur jbeyq. Pbafgehpg na rkcrevzrag gb grfg lbhe gurbel. Hfr punegf
vs nccebcbevngr.

CBYVGVPNY FPVRAPR
Gurer vf n erq gryrcubar ba gur qrfx orfvqr lbh. Fgneg Jbeyq Jne
VVV. Ercbeg ng yratgu ba vgf fbpvb-cbyvgvpny rssrpgf, vs nal

RATVARREVAT
Gur qvfnffrzoyrq cnegf bs n uvtu-cbjrerq evsyr unir orra cynprq ba
lbhe qrfx. Lbh jvyy svaq na vafgehpgvba znahny cevagrq va Fjnuvyv.
Va 10 zvahgrf, n uhatel Oratny gvtre jvyy or nqzvggrq gb gur ebbz.
Gnxr jungrire npgvba lbh srry vf nccebcevngr. Or cercnerq gb
whfgvsl lbhe qrpvfvba.

RPBABZVPF
Qrirybc n ernyvfgvp cyna sbe ersvanapvat gur angvbany qrog. Genpr
gur cbffoyr rssrpgf bs lbhe cyna va gur sbyybjvat nernf: phovfz,
gur Qbangvfg pbagebirefl, gur jnir gurbel bs yvtug, gur nhgbzbovyr
vaqhfgel. Bhgyvar n zrgubq sbe ceriragvat gurfr rssrpgf. Pevgvpvmr
guvf zrgubq sebz nyy cbffvoyr cbvagf bs ivrj, nf qrzbafgengrq va lbhe
nafjre gb gur ynfg dhrfgvba.

CULFVPF
Rkcynva gur angher bs znggre. Vapyhqr va lbhe nafjre na rinyhngvba
bs gur vzcnpg bs gur qrirybczrag bs zngurzngvpf ba fpvrapr.

ZNGURZNGVPF
Vs k rdhnyf cv gvzrf e fdhnerq, pbafgehpg n sbezhyn fubjvat ubj ybat
vg jbhyq gnxr n sver nag gb qevyy n ubyr guebhtu n qvyy cvpxyr, vs gur
yratgu-tvegu engvb bs gur nag gb gur cvpxyr jrer 98.17:1.

CUVYBFBCUL
Fxrgpu gur qrirybczrag bs uhzna gubhtug, naq rfgvzngr vgf
fvtavsvpnapr. Pbzcner jvgu gur qrirybczrag bs nal bgure xvaqf bs
gubhtug.

TRARENY XABJYRQTR
Qrfpevor va qrgnvy. Or bowrpgvir naq fcrpvsvp. Nooerivngvbaf
ner crezvggrq. Lbh jvyy or tenqrq sbe chpghngvba naq tenzzne.

D: Qvq lbh urne nobhg gur ubbxre va gur yrcre pbybal?
N: Fur yrsg orpnhfr ohfvarff jnf snyyvat bss.

Qb lbh guvax orfgvnyvgl jvgu ercgvyrf pbhyq trg lbh
Tngbenvqf?

1. Jung'f gur qvssrerapr orgjrra n jbzna naq n gbvyrg frng?
N gbvyrg frng qbrfa'g sbyybj lbh nebhaq nsgre lbh'ir hfrq vg.

2. Jung'f gur qvssrerapr orgjrra n zna naq gur jrrxraq?
Gur jrrxraq arire pbzrf gbb fbba.

Qvq lbh urne nobhg gur zretre bs krebk naq jheyvgmre?
Gur arj pbzcnal jvyy znxr ercebqhpgvir betnaf.

Jung'f gur qvssrerapr orgjrra xvaxl naq creiregrq?
Xvaxl vf jura lbh gvpxyr lbhe ybire'f nff jvgu n srngure.
Creiregrq vf jura lbh hfr gur jubyr puvpxra.

D. Jung vf juvgr, unf bar fvqr naq fjvzf va gur bprna?

N. Zbovhf Qvpx

Gur zna jrag gb uvf qbpgbe sbe n purpxhc. Nsgre gur grfgf, gur qbpgbe
pnyyrq gur cngvrag va sbe gur erfhygf.
QBPGBE: Jryy, V unir fbzr onq arjf naq fbzr tbbq arjf. Gur onq arjf vf
gung lbhe obql vf jenpxrq jvgu pnapre naq lbh'yy or qrnq va n zbagu.
CNGVRAG: Bu zl Tbq! Ubj pbhyq nalguvat or tbbq nsgre gung!
QBPGBE: Jryy, abj sbe gur tbbq arjf. Frr gung snagnfgvp-ybbxvat
ahefr bire gurer? V'z shpxvat ure.

Trbetr jnf abg n unccl zna. Ur unq orra rzormmyvat zbarl
sebz uvf pbzcnal, naq uvf obff unq pnhtug uvz naq sverq uvz ba gur
fcbg. Ur jbhyq unir gb cnl onpx gur zbarl, naq jbhyq cebonoyl tb
gb wnvy naljnl. Uvf obff, orvat gur nffubyr gung uvf jnf, pnyyrq
Trbetr'f jvsr vzzrqvngryl, naq fur unq nyernql yrsg uvz ol gur gvzr
Trbetr tbg ubzr. Vg jnf orpnhfr bs nyy bs guvf gung ur qrpvqrq gb
whzc bss bs gur ybpny oevqtr. Nf ur jnf cercnevat gb whzc, naq byq
ynql unccrarq nybat. "Jung ner lbh qbvat, fbaal? Lbh'er lbhat naq
lbh unir fb zhpu gb yvir sbe."
"Ab, V qba'g," naq ur gbyq ure gur fnq gnyr. Fur gubhtug
nobhg vg n juvyr naq fnvq, "jryy, V'yy gryy lbh jung, fbaal. V'z
npghnyyl n jvgpu, naq V pna znxr rirelguvat bxnl sbe lbh. Cbbs!
Gur zbarl vf onpx. Cbbs! Lbhe obff vfa'g znq nal zber. Cbbs!
Lbhe jvsr pnzr onpx." Trbetr jnf ernyyl unccl naq gunaxrq ure naq
jnf nobhg gb yrnir. "Gurer'f whfg bar guvat," fur fnvq. "Lbh unir
gb gnxr zr gb n zbgry naq unir frk jvgu zr." Trbetr gubhtug ur jnf
tbvat gb ibzvg, fur jnf fb byq naq htyl. Ohg, ur qrpvqrq, sbe whfg
n srj ubhef bs uryy, uvf yvsr jbhyq or tbbq ntnva. Fb, ur gbbx ure
gb gur zbgry naq fperjrq ure. Ur jnf srryvat cerggl unccl nobhg
guvatf orvat onpx gb abezny jvgu uvf yvsr. "Fbaal," fur fnvq nf
fur jnf chggvat onpx ba ure pybgurf, "ubj byq ner lbh?"
"Guvegl-sbhe," ur nafjrerq. "Jul?"
"Nera'g lbh n yvggyr gbb byq gb oryvrir va jvgpurf?"
--

D: Jul unira'g gurl sbhaq n pher sbe NVQF lrg?
N: Gurl unira'g sbhaq n jnl gb ohgg shpx gur zvpr.

Gurfr gjb jbzra jrer qvfphffvat gurve uhfonaqf, naq gur fhowrpg bs
sybjref pnzr hc...

Zvyqerq: Lbh xabj, V guvax zl uhfonaq vf whfg jbaqreshyyl ebznagvp.
Rirel fb bsgra, ur oevatf zr sybjref. Lbh xabj, whfg bhg bs
gur oyhr ur'yy oevat zr n qbmra ebfrf. V guvax gung vf
whfg FB ebznagvp naq fjrrg bs uvz.
Ntarf: Jryy, V whfg ungr vg jura zl uhfonaq oevatf zr sybjref.
Zvyqerq: Jul vf gung?
Ntarf: Jryy, jura V frr Senax jnyxvat hc gb gur sebag qbbe jvgu n qbmra
ebfrf haqre uvf nez, V whfg xabj gung V nz tbvat gb fcraq gur
jubyr avtug ba zl onpx, jvgu zl yrtf ncneg naq zl srrg va gur nve.
Zvyqerq: Jul, qba'g lbh unir n infr?

D. Jung'f oynpx naq juvgr naq tybjf va gur qnex?
N. N aha sebz Guerr Zvyr Vfynaq.

D. Jung'f tenl?
N. N zrygrq aha.

D. Jung'f cvax?
N. N zrygrq Fnagn Pynhf.

D: Jul qb jbzra unir yrtf?
N: Fb gurl jba'g yrnir fanvy genpxf.

Znal unir rkcrevraprq gur pbashfvba bs genssvp nppvqragf naq unir unq gb
fhzznevmr pbeerpgyl jung unccrarq va n srj jbeqf be yrff ba vafhenapr be
nppvqrag sbezf. Gur sbyybjvat dhvgrf jrer gnxra sebz gubfr sbezf naq jrer
riraghnyyl choyvfurq va gur Gbebagb Fha.

Pbzvat ubzr, V qebir vagb gur jebat ubhfr naq pbyyvqrq
jvgu n gerr V qb abg unir.

Gur bgure pne pbyyvqrq jvgu zvar jvgubhg tvivat jneavat
bs vgf vagragvbaf.

V gubhtug zl jvaqbj jnf qbja, ohg V sbhaq bhg vg jnf hc
jura V chg zl unaq guebhtu vg.

V pbyyvqrq jvgu n fgngvbanel gehpx pbzvat gur bgure jnl.

N gehpx onpxrq guebhtu zl jvaqfuvryq vagb zl jvsr'f snpr.

N crqrfgevna uvg zr naq jrag haqre zl pne.

Gur thl jnf nyy bire gur ebnq. V unq gb fjreir n ahzore bs
gvzrf orsber V uvg uvz.

V chyyrq njnl sebz gur fvqr bs gur ebnq, tynaprq ng zl zbgure-
va-ynj, naq urnqrq bire gur rzonaxzrag.

Va zl nggrzcg gb xvyy n syl, V qebir vagb n gryrcubar cbyr.

V unq orra fubccvat sbe cynagf nyy qnl naq jnf ba zl jnl ubzr.
Nf V ernpurq na vagrefrpgvba, n urqtr fcenat hc bofphevat zl
ivfvba. V qvqa'g frr gur bgure pne.

V unq orra qevivat sbe sbegl lrnef jura V sryy nfyrrc ng gur
jurry naq unq na nppvqrag.

V jnf ba zl jnl gb gur qbpgbef jvgu erne raq gebhoyr jura zl
havirefny wbvag tnir jnl pnhfvat zr gb unir na nppvqrag.

Nf V nccebnpurq gur vagrefrpgvba, n fgbc fvta fhqqrayl nccrnerq
va n cynpr jurer ab fgbc fvtu unq rire nccrnerq orsber. V jnf
hanoyr gb fgbc va gvzr gb nibvq gur nppvqrag.

Gb nibvq uvggvat gur ohzcre bs gur pne va sebag, V fgehpx gur
crqrfgevna.

Zl pne jnf yrtnyyl cnexrq nf vg onpxrq vagb gur bgure iruvpyr.

Na vaivfvoyr pne pnzr bhg bs abjurer, fgehpx zl iruvpyr, naq
onavfurq.

V gbyq gur cbyvpr gung V jnf abg vawherq; ohg erzbivat zl ung
V sbhaq V unq n fxhyy senpgher.

V jnf fher gur byq sryybj jbhyq arire znxr vg gb gur bgure fvqr
bs gur ebnqjnl jura V fgehpx uvz.

Gur crqrfgevna unq ab vqrn juvpu qverpgvba gb tb, fb V ena bire uvz.

V fnj gur fybj-zbivat, fnq-snprq, byq tragyrzra nf ur obhaprq bss
gur ubbq bs zl pne.

Gur vaqverpg pnhfr bs guvf nppvqrag jnf n yvggyr thl va n fznyy
pne jvgu n ovt zbhgu.

V jnf guebja sebz zl pne nf vg yrsg gur ebnq. V jnf yngre sbhaq
va n qvgpu ol fbzr fgenl pbjf.

Gur gryrcubar cbyr jnf nccebnpuvat snfg. V nggrzcgrq gb fjreir
bhg bs vgf cngu jura vg fgehpx zl sebag raq.

V jnf hanoyr gb fgbc va gvzr naq zl pne penfurq vagb gur bgure
iruvpyr. Gur qevire naq cnffratre gura yrsg vzzrqvngryl sbe n
inpngvba jvgu vawhevrf.

Gur shaavrfg wbxr bs nyy gvzr:

Vg frrz gurer jnf guvf Vevfuzna anzrq Cngevpx ZpPnegl, naq,
nf ur jnf cnffvat n ybpny unoreqnfurel, gur hetr fgehpx uvz gb
ohl n arj pryyhybvq pbyyne. Hcba ragrevat gur unoreqnfurel ur
jnf nznmrq gb svaq gung, oruvaq gur pbhagre fgbbq n tbevyyn.
Nf ur jnf nobhg gb nfx gur tbevyyn sbe n pbyyne, nybat pnzr n
Fpbgfzna pneelvat n tenaqsngure pybpx jub vanqiregragyl ahqtrq
cbbe ZpPnegl, jub fghzoyrq onpxjneq vagb na bcra tenir.
ZpPnegl, svaqvat uvzfrys cyhatrq vagb n cvg jurerva fng n
cevrfg, n enoov, naq n oncgvfg zvavfgre pbhagvat bhg n ynetr
cvyr bs zbarl, xarj ng bapr gung guvf jnf ab cynpr sbe n fba
bs Rver naq, fubhgvat "ORTBEENU," gbbx bss yvxr n fubg naq ena
nyy gur jnl ubzr. Hcba neevivat ng ubzr, ur ragrerq gur cneybe
naq jnf zrg ol gur tevz fvtug bs uvf oebgure fgnaqvat arkg gb
gur bcra pbssva bs gurve zbgure.
"Jung'f gur zrnavat bs guvf?" Cngevpx pevrq.
"Nu, zl cbbe Cngevpx," uvf oebgure fnvq, "V unir greevoyr arjf.
Lbhe snibhevgr yvggyr xvggra ena bhg vagb gur fgerrg naq jnf eha
qbja ol n fgrnz-ebyyre!"
"Tbbq Ybeq zna!" Cngevpx fubhgrq, "Ubj pna lbh pbzr evtug bhg
naq fnl fhpu na njshy guvat? Lbh zvtug unir yrffrarq gur fubpx
n ovg ol svefg fnlvat 'Lbhe xvggra vf n yvggyr ovg vyy', be 'lbhe
yvggyr xvggra uheg uvf cnj naq gura...'"
Fhqqrayl gurer jnf n xabpx ba gur qbbe. Vg jnf n geniryyvat
fnyrfzna jub fnvq, "Zl pne oebxr qbja naq V unir abjurer gb fyrrc
gbavtug."
"Snvgu," ZpPnegl rkpynvzrq, "lbh pna fyrrc hcfgnvef, ohg haqre
ab pvephzfgnaprf zhfg lbh bcra gur qbbe ng gur raq bs gur unyy."
Fb fnlvat, ZpPnegl gbbx uvz hcfgnvef, gb gur sebag orqebbz
jurerva gurl sbhaq, frngrq nebhaq n gnoyr, n Serapuzna, na
Ratyvfuzna, n Grkna, naq n Zrkvpna, naq ba gur orq jnf ZpPnegl'f
sngure, tbvat ng vg yvxr tnatohfgref jvgu gur znvq.
"Sngure!" ZpPnegl pevrq, "V pna uneqyl oryvrir guvf! Lbhe jvsr
vf ylvat qrnq va bhe cneybe naq urer lbh ner..."
Whfg gura gur Serapuzna whzcrq hc naq, fubhgvat "Ivir yr Senapr!"
ur yrncrq bhg gur jvaqbj gb uvf qrngu. Gura gur Ratyvfuzna ebfr,
chg uvf urnq bhg gur jvaqbj, naq fubhgrq, "Terra fvqr hc!" VV
Ng guvf gur fnyrfzna gubhtug, "V'yy arire trg nal fyrrc urer!
V'z tbvat gb tb frr jung'f oruvaq gur qbbe ng gur raq bs gur unyy!"
Ur fyvccrq bhg naq urnqrq qbja gur qvzyl-yvg unyy, naq nf ur
jrag shegure naq shegure, vg terj qnexre naq qnexre, hagvy ur
svanyyl ernpurq gur raq bs gur unyy.
Gurer, oneryl ivfvoyr va gur tybbz, jnf n uhtr, evirg-fghqqrq
veba qbbe, uryq snfg ol guvpx ornzf, naq obygf gur fvmr bs lbhe
nez, ornevat guvf fvta:
QNATRE
qb abg, haqre nal
pvephzfgnaprf bcra
guvf qbbe!!
guvf zrnaf lbh!
-gur ztg.
"V'z abg fpnerq," gur fnyrfzna gubhtug nf ur guerj onpx gur
obygf naq erzbirq gur ornzf. Gur qbbe pernxrq nf vg fjhat
fybjyl bcra naq gur fnyrfzna oyvaxrq va gur oevtug yvtug nf
ur tnmrq, njrfgehpx, ng gur fvtug orsber uvz ... n ebhaq ebbz
shyy bs penml Cbynpxf!

gur raq

D: Ubj jbhyq lbh chg 4 tnlf bagb 1 onefgbby???
N: Ghea vg hcfvqr-qbja!!!

V erpragyl unq nyy V pbhyq rng ng n Trezna-Puvarfr rguavp erfgnhenag.
Unys na ubhe yngre V jnf uhatel sbe cbjre...

D. Jul qbrf gur jvaq oybj sebz abegu gb fbhgu va Oevgvfu Pbyhzovn?
N. Orpnhfr Jnfuvatgba fhpxf.

D. Jung'f gur qvssrerapr orgjrra n tvey sebz Frnggyr naq n objyvat onyy?
N. Lbh pna bayl trg guerr svatref va n objyvat onyy.

D. Jung'f gur qvssrerapr orgjrra n tvey sebz Frnggyr naq n objyvat onyy?
N. Va na rzretrapl lbh jbhyq rng n objyvat onyy.

D. Jul qb tveyf va Frnggyr jrne ghegyrarpxf?
N. Gb uvqr gurve syrn pbyynef.

D. Jung qb lbh pnyy 3 cvtf naq n genpgbe jvgu n qrnq onggrel va Jnfuvatgba?
N. Gur fgngr snve.

D. Jung qb lbh pnyy n cerggl tvey va Frnggyr?
N. N gbhevfg.

D. Jul qb gur Frnggyr Znevaref cynl ba negvsvpvny ghes?
N. Gb xrrc gur purreyrnqref sebz tenmvat.

D. Jung qb lbh trg jura lbh pebff n tbevyyn jvgu n tvey sebz Frnggyr?
N. Vg pna'g or qbar, gurer ner fbzr guvatf n tbevyyn whfg jba'g qb.

D. Jung vf gur qvssrerapr orgjrra lbtheg naq Frnggyr?
N. Lbtheg unf npgvir phygher.

Vs lbhe gurfvf vf hggreyl inphbhf
Rzcybl svefg-beqre cerqvpngr pnyphyhf
Jvgu fhssvpvrag sbeznyvgl
Gur furrerfg onanyvgl
Jvyy or unvyrq ol nyy nf zvenphybhf

Sbe gurfrf lbh srne vaqrsrafvoyr
Ernpu sbe frznagvpf vagrafvbany
Bire Zbagnthr tenzzne
Lbhe pbzzvggrr jvyy fgnzzre
Abg nqzvggvat vg'f vapbzcerurafvoyr

Jura gurberzf iretr ba gur ulfgebavp
Gurl'er zbfg yvxryl aba-zbabgbavp
Tebff pbagenqvpgvbaf
Ner erqhprq gb zrer svpgvbaf
Naq qrqhpgvba vf fgrerbcubavp

RYRPGEBAVP TENVAF

Gur Irtrgnoyr Pbzchgre jnf vairagrq va 1842 ol Puneyrf Pno-
ontr, ertneqrq ol znal nf gur sngure bs gur svryq. Pnoontr
pnyyrq uvf pbzchgre gur Ntevphygheny Ratvar. Zbqrea irefvbaf
pbafvfg bs ebfr naq ebfr bs vagrtengrq pneebgf pbaarpgrq gb
n sybjre fhccyl ol n znvmr bs jverf. Vachg vf sebz crn
fjvgpurf, lneq jrrqre naq gryy-ur'f-evcr. N unlfrrq ivar
cevagre znl or hfrq gb trarengr uneq pbssrr, juvyr n irtrg-
noyr qvfcynl havg fhccbegf vagrenpgvir pbzcbfgvat. Znva
zrzbel pbafvfgf bs vagreyrnirq orrg-nqqerffnoyr zntargvp
pbea. Frpbaqnel fgber pbafvfgf bs cybhtu qvfpf naq tencr
qevirf. Nyy crevcurenyf ner qnvfl punvarq.

N yngre irefvba bs gur Ntevphygheny Ratvar jnf xabja nf
gur NE-16 (nsgre Ntevphygheny Eribyhgvba). Vg jnf onfrq ba
gur fnpx qvfpvcyvar, svefg cresrpgrq ol gur Oneebj Pbzovar,
naq fcebhgrq n uvtu-fjrqr cncre gncr erncre sbe gur svefg
yvzr.

Rneyl pbzchgre pbafhzrq ynetr nzbhagf bs cbjre. Znal
erdhverq gurve bja ryrpgevp fchq-fgngvba gb frrq gurz naq
unq gb birepbzr gur ceboyrz bs cebivqvat nqrdhngr yragvyn-
gvba. Fhpu ceboyrzf pnhfrq znal n sheebjrq oebj va gur cnf-
gher naq jr pnaabg rkcrpg gb nibvq uneebjvat qnlf nurnq.
Ubjrire, gur znal sregvyr zvaqf gung pbafgvghgr gur engr-
bs-gur-pneg pbzchgre grpuabybtl pnaabg snvy gb cebqhpr gur
uneirfg bs gur shgher, cnegvphynel jvgu gur oybbz bs irel
ynetr fpnyr veevtngvba. Negvsvpvny cbyyvangvba grpuavdhrf
tensgrq ba gb cnenyyry rnegujbexf jvyy fbba or cebqhpvat
pbzchgref cebhqyl cebpynvzvat "V guvax, gurersber V lnz".
Nyy pubxbrf nfvqr, jr pna ybbx orlbaq gur zryba-pnhyv gulzrf
guebhtu gur jvaabj bs gur rnef gvyy gur fnynq qnlf nurnq.
Yrgghpr nqinapr gb gur jbeyq bs gjb zneebjf. Gb gubfr ernp-
gvbanevrf jub jbhyq ghea onpx gur qbpxf jr fnl, "ubr! ubr!
ubr!".

Ureo naq Ehffry Fcebhg,
Evpr Cerfvqragf,
Nffbpa. sbe Phygvingvat Znpuvarel

D. Jul ner zra nsenvq bs jbzra??
N. Lbh jbhyq or gbb vs lbh xarj fbzrbar gung oyrq sbe svir qnlf
naq qvqa'g qvr!

D. Qvq lbh urne nobhg gur Cbyvfu ubbxre jvgu urecrf?
N. Fur punetrq rkgen sbe zhygvcyr betnavfzf.

D. Jung'f gur sbhegu ovttrfg yvr?
N. Vg'f bayl n pbyq fber.

Jung qb lbh pnyy urecrf nobir naq orybj gur jnvfg?
Urecrf qhcyrk.

Jul vf shpxvat n sng jbzna naq evqvat n zbcrq nyvxr?
Gurl'er obgu sha ohg lbh jbhyqa'g jnag lbhe sevraqf gb xabj.

Wrfhf jnf znxvat uvf hfhny ebhaqf va urnira jura ur abgvprq
n jvmrarq, juvgr-unverq byq zna fvggvat va n pbeare ybbxvat
irel qvfpbafbyngr. Gur arkg jrrx ur jnf qvfgheorq gb pbzr
npebff uvz ntnva, ybbxvat rdhnyyl zvfrenoyr, naq n jrrx yngre
ur fgbccrq gb gnyx gb uvz.
"Frr urer, byq sryybj," fnvq Wrfhf xvaqyl, "guvf vf urnira.
Gur fha vf fuvavat, lbh'ir tbg nyy lbh pbhyq jnag gb rng, nyy gur
vafgehzragf lbh zvtug jnag gb cynl - lbh'er fhccbfrq gb or
oyvffshyyl unccl! Jung'f jebat?"
"Jryy," fnvq gur byq zna, "lbh frr, V jnf n pnecragre ba rnegu,
naq ybfg zl bayl, qrneyl orybirq fba ng na rneyl ntr. Naq urer
va urnira V jnf ubcvat zber guna nalguvat gb svaq uvz."
Grnef fcenat gb Wrfhf' rlrf. "Sngure!" ur pevrq.
Gur byq zna whzcrq gb uvf srrg, ohefgvat vagb grnef, naq fboorq,
"Cvabppuvb!"

Guvf lbhat zna qrpvqrq gung, culfvpnyyl, ur fvzcyl
jnfa'g nqrdhngryl raqbjrq. Qrpvqvat gb gnxr znggref
vagb uvf bja unaqf, ur jrag gb n qbpgbe naq naabhaprq
uvf qrfver gb unir uvf cravf fhetvpnyyl raynetrq.
Gur qbpgbe purpxrq guvatf bhg naq gbyq gur lbhat zna
gung gur bayl erny vzcebirzrag gung pbhyq or fhetvpnyyl
jbexrq jnf gb vzcynag n frpgvba bs n onol ryrcunag'f gehax.
Engure n enqvpny fbyhgvba, nterrq gur cngvrag, ohg ur jnf
nqnznag. Gur bcrengvba jnf cresbezrq jvgubhg nal pbzcyvpngvbaf,
naq nsgre n srj jrrxf bs erphcrengvba gur lbhat zna qrpvqrq
vg jnf gvzr gb gel bhg uvf arj nppbhgerzrag.
Ur nfxrq n ybiryl lbhat jbzna bs uvf npdhnvagnapr bhg gb
qvaare ng na ryrtnag erfgnhenag. Gurl jrer univat n dhvrg
pbairefngvba jura uvf arj betna, juvpu unq orra pbzsbegnoyl
erfgvat va uvf yrsg cnagf yrt, juvccrq bhg bire gur gnoyr,
tenoorq n uneq ebyy, naq whfg nf fcrrqvyl qvfnccrnerq sebz
fvtug.
"Jbj!" fnvq gur tvey, gehyl vzcerffrq. "Pna lbh qb gung
ntnva?"
"Fher," fnvq gur sryybj, "Ohg V qba'g xabj vs zl nffubyr
pna fgnaq nabgure uneq ebyy."

D. Jung qb lbh pnyy n fubeg Zrkvpna?
N. N fcrpx.

D. Jung qb lbh pnyy n sng Puvarfr?
N. N puhax.

D. Jung'f gur orfg tvsg sbe n qrnq onol?
N. N qrnq chccl.

D. Jul qb lbh chg n onol va n oyraqre srrg svefg?
N. Fb lbh pna jngpu vgf rkcerffvba.

D. Ubj qb lbh fgbc n Wrjvfu tvey sebz shpxvat lbh?
N. Zneel ure.

D. Ubj qb lbh shpx n sng jbzna?
N. Ebyy ure va sybhe naq nvz sbe gur jrg fcbg.

D. Jung qb lbh pnyy n oynpx Serapuzna?
N. Wnpdhrf Phfgbqvna

D. Jung qbrf na ryrcunag hfr sbe n ivoengbe?
N. Na rcvyrcgvp.