"What, again? But that trick never works!"
Rocky
"I tought I taw a puddy tat! I diiid, I diiid!!"
Tweety
"T-T-T-T-Thats all Folks!!!"
Porky Pig
"Never fear! Underdog is here!!!"
Underdog
Never fear! Underdog is here!!!
Is actually
Theeeeeeere's no need to fear! Unnnnnnnnnderdog is here!
In any event, my favorite from Underdog is
"It's a bird!"
"It's a plane!"
"It's a frog!"
"Neither bird, nor plane, nor even frog...
It's just little old me (splat) Underdog!"
--
Wayne Throop at Data General, RTP, NC
<the-known-world>!mcnc!rti-sel!rtp47!throopw
Add also: "When Polly's in trouble, I will not be slow.
It's hip hip, and away I go!" (2 or 3 hips?)
-Steve Shiue
"She may not be very pretty now, but she was somebody's baby
once."
-Bugs Bunny
>
> Add also: "When Polly's in trouble, I will not be slow.
> It's hip hip, and away I go!" (2 or 3 hips?)
>
> -Steve Shiue
and I think it was
"When Polly's in trouble, I am not slow,
so it's hip hip hip, and away I go!"
____________________________________________________________
and now a joke;
what's green and has red wheels?
grass!!!!!
(I lied about the red wheels)
loving every miniute of it,
-j-
What was Underdog's verse before eating an energy pill? I think
it was something like:
"The secret compartment of my ring I fill,
with an Underdog super (secret?) energy pill"
Which reminds me of the Underdog theme:
When in this world the headlines read,
Of those whose hearts are filled with greed,
Who rob and steal from those who need,
To right this wrong with blinding speed,
Comes Underdog....Underdog....Underdog...Underdog...
Speed of lightening,
Roar of Thunder,
Fighting all who rob or blunder,
Underdog-og-og-og...Underdog....UNDERDOG.......
-Sean Colbath
"Dave, why don't you take a stress pill and lie down for a while?"
UUCP: {allegra,decvax,ihnp4}!seismo!rochester!ur-tut!scco
BITNET: SCCO@UORVM
Did Unnnnnnnderdog have the equivalent of a 'mild mannered' name?????
Orpnhfr gur fabj oybjre vf pbzvat.
I think his "mild mannered" name was Shoeshine Boy...
--
Melinda M. Fox
"There's no place like Narnia!!!"
School of Information & Computer Science, Georgia Tech, Atlanta GA 30332
Pony express : PO Box 34709, Georgia Tech, Atlanta, Georgia 30332
CSNet: zorro@GATech ARPA: zorro%GATech.CSNet @ CSNet-Relay.ARPA
UUCP: ...!{akgua,allegra,amd,hplabs,ihnp4,seismo,ut-ngp}!gatech!zorro
Customer (shoes freshly shined): Thanks shoeshineboy, you're
humble and lovable.
Shoeshineboy (you-know-who): Thank you, sir. (bites coin, giving us
a hint at the instinctively distrustful
nature of our hero)
What was the name of the U-dog gangster with the pin-striped suit and
hand in pocket? I think it's a wolf.
Brad "just like it sounds"
>Did Unnnnnnnderdog have the equivalent of a 'mild mannered' name?????
As I remember his alter ego was such a milquetoaste that he didn't even
HAVE a name - he was "lovable old ShoeShine", the shoe shine person.
The Lois Lane analogue, though I cannot remember whether she was a print
reporter or a TV newsperson, was "Sweet Polly Purebred" (also of the
canine persuasion).
What? A joke? Oh, oh, OK: Congress...
--
Ben Cranston ...{seismo!umcp-cs,ihnp4!rlgvax}!cvl!umd5!zben zb...@umd2.ARPA
Riff-Raff. What was the name of Simon Bar Sinister's sidekick?
Another villain I barely recollect is the wimpy cat-person.
Translated joke from our resident Frenchie, Martine:
Mrs. Coutier's first grade class was learning about rhyming, and was told
to make up a short rhyme. Pierre came up with;
In the pond I make duck calls
I was wet up to my calves.
"Oh Pierre," she said, " you didn't understand at all. 'Calls' doesn't
rhyme with 'calves'."
"It's not my fault if there wasn't enough water."
brad jlis