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One of the biggest lies.

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Robert Ling

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Apr 5, 1984, 5:59:07 AM4/5/84
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...{ very bad smell in the room }...


"Don't look at me; I didn't do it."

Ted Becker

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Apr 6, 1984, 12:59:10 PM4/6/84
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Mr. Ling's joke reminded me of line heard on cable TV either Buddy Hacket
or George Carlin.

"Women never fart, but are often near dogs who do."

Phil Ngai

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Apr 15, 1984, 10:24:26 PM4/15/84
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I don't think I've seen this one yet:

I'm from the government and I'm here to help you.

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Phil Ngai (408) 988-7777 {ucbvax,decwrl,ihnp4,allegra,intelca}!amd70!phil

Randy Haskins

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Apr 16, 1984, 6:48:49 PM4/16/84
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[I usually start my text on the first line, anyway>
?Error: non-matching enclosure set

Copied from "The Boston Glob" without anything approaching permission:

(In NAMES AND FACES, one of those silly little filler sections.)

An avalanche hit skier Greg Stoltmann on the 13th minute past the
13th hour of Friday, April 13, near a mountain pass known as Friday
the Thirteenth. Stoltman, 23, was left buried waist deep and it now
in a hospital with internal inujuries and a fractured pelvis, Brian
Leighton of the Whistler Skil Patrol said Saturday. Leighton said
three skiers saw the avalance hit Stooltman, of West Vancouver, on
Whistler Mountain. One skier went for help and the other two dug him
out. Which must leave him wondering whether that date is unlucky or
not. How many people survive an avalance?

(The last line is what got me...)
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Randwulf (Randy Haskins); Path= genrad!mit-eddie!rh

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