Religious joke (rot13) - offensive to Priests, nuns, or beer drinkers (ROT13)

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********** GUR YVAR-RNGRE VF N ZLGU ************************

Vg jnf n jnez nsgreabba, qbja ng gur pbairag. Gjb lbhat ahaf jrer
va gur cnevfu cevrfg'f bssvpr, gb znxr n fcrpvny erdhrfg:

"Jr arrq gb ohl n pnfr bs orre, Sngure, sbe zrqvpvany checbfrf",
fnvq bar bs gur gjb.

Gur xvaqyl byq cevrfg envfrq n fxrcgvpny rlroebj: "Zrqvpvany
checbfrf? Gb jung fbeg bs zrqvpvany checbfrf qb lbh chg n pnfr bs
orre?"

"Vg'f Zbgure Fhcrevbe", fnvq gur bgure lbhat aha. "Fur'f
pbafgvcngrq".

"Nu, lrf", fnvq gur cevrfg, "Fur unf orra va n sbhy zbbq yngryl".

Gur cevrfg gubhtug guvf bire, qrpvqrq vg zvtug qb gur wbo,
pbafvqrevat jung n sbhy zbbq Zbgure Fhcrevbe unq orra va yngryl, fb
ur tnir uvf nffrag.

"Cebivqrq," ur fnvq fgreayl, "Gung rirel qebc vf hfrq fbyryl sbe
eryvrivat Zbgure Fhcrevbe'f qvfpbzsbeg".

"Bu, lrf" pevrq gur gjb ahaf, "Vg jvyy or!"

Naq bss gurl jrag gb gur 7-11 sbe n pnfr bs Ohq.

Yngre va gur qnl, gur cevrfg jnf fgebyyvat gur pbairag tebhaqf,
jura ur urneq ibvprf tvttyvat oruvaq n urqtr. Ur fgrccrq pybfre,
naq erpbtavmrq gur ibvprf nf gur gjb lbhat ahaf. Ur jnyxrq nebhaq
gur urqtr gb svaq gurz ubcryrffyl qehax, fheebhaqrq ol rzcgl orre
pnaf, va inevbhf fgntrf bs haqerff va gur nsgreabba fha.

Bs pbhefr ur jnf fubpxrq. Ur jnf bhgentrq.

"Fvfgref!", ur oryybjrq. "Guvf vf qvfthfgvat! Ybbx ng lbh obgu!
Vaqrprag! Vagbkvpngrq! Jbefr guna gung, lbh yvrq gb zr! Lbh fnvq
lbh jbhyq hfr gur orre gb eryvrir Zbgure Fhcrevbe'f pbafgvcngvba!"

"Ohg jr qvqa'g yvr, Sngure", tvttyrq bar bs gur ahaf.

"Lrnu", tvttyrq gur bgure, "Jura Zbgure Fhcrevbe frrf hf yvxr guvf,
fur'yy whfg fuvg!"