joke - offensive to bowling balls (ROT13)

[Craig Ballantyne]

D: Jung'f gur qvssrerapr orgjrra #vapyhqr <lbhe snibevgr rguavp tebhc> jbzna naq n objyvat onyy?

N: Vs lbh gel uneq rabhtu, lbh pna rng gur objyvat onyy (fvp)

:-! fhozvggre vf pbby,
ur qbrfa'g fzvyr

:-Y fhozvggre vf erny pbby,
ur qbrfa'g fzvyr naq
ur unf n pvtnerggr unatvat bss uvf yvc

:-S fhozvggre vf pbbyre,
ur qbrfa'g fzvyr naq
ur unf gjb pvtnerggrf unatvat bss uvf yvc

:-R fhozvggre vf gur pbbyrfg,
ur qbrfa'g fzvyr naq
ur unf guerr pvtnerggrf unatvat bss uvc yvc

:-+ fhozvggre vf orlbaq pbby,
ur qbrfa'g fzvyr naq
uvf yvcf jrer fhetvpnyyl erzbirq orpnhfr bs yvc pnapre

Fvar zl anzr, pregnvayl abg
(V qba'g unir nal penlbaf jvgu zr)

[What's all this, then?]

In article <6...@watdragon.UUCP> Craig Ballantyne writes:
>
> Sine my name, certainly not
^^^^
> (I don't have any crayons with me)

I wouldn't sign my name to this if I showed that I didn't learn anything
in high school either!

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