Bartender Joke

[Allan Williams]

Here's an interesting (?) one.....

One night a couple were out celebrating their wedding
anniversary at a restaurant when the wife decides to go
to the ladies room.
On the way to the ladies room she passes by the bar and
immediately gians the attention of one of the bartenders.
When shes comes out of the ladies room this bartender then
proceeds to grab the lady, rip off all her clothes and throw
her on the nearest table. While she is on the table, he then
begins to lick every inch of her body, starting at her feet,
moving up her thighs ....

The husband, curious about all the commotion, goes into the bar
and seeing his wife on the table, he immediately phones the police.
The police promptly arrive and take away the bartender -- assuring
the husband that they will do everything they can to put the
guy away.

After a few weeks pass, the couple returns to the restaurant.
Upon entering, they greeted the arresting officer of the
bartender who happened to be eating there that night as well.

Later on, the husband notices the same bartender that attacked
his wife is behind the bar again.
He immediately goes over to the police officer and asks:

" What's he doing behind the bar again???, you said you'd
put him away! "

To which the officer replies:

" Sorry Sir, there was nothing we could do.
He had a liquor license. "

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