Offensive Jokes, Part 7, rot13
Bad Charles
Gur Bertba Fgngr Qrcnegzrag bs Svfu naq Jvyqyvsr
Gur 1984-85 Ovt Tnzr frnfba va gur fgngr bs Bertba jvyy or pybfrq qhr gb
gur fubegntr bs ovt tnzr navznyf. Gur sbyybjvat jvyy abg or uhagrq jvguva
guvf fgngr'f obhaqnevrf guvf frnfba: qrne, ryx, nagrybcr, orne, pbhtne,
naq fdhveeryf.
Ubjrire, va gur cynpr bs gur tnzr navznyf, gurer jvyy or na bcra frnfba
ba gur prageny rnfgrea Enwarrfu, xabja ybpnyyl nf gur Erq Engf be Erq Irezva.
Gurfr Erq Engf znl or n yvggyr ebhtu gb qerff bhg, naq vs thg fubg, cebonoyl
abg jbegu gur rssbeg.
VG JVYY OR HAYNJSHY GB:
1. Uhag va n cnegl bs bire 700 uhagref.
2. Hfr zber guna 50 nggnpx qbtf va bar tebhc.
3. Hfr yrff guna n 25 pnyvore evsyr be 00 ohpxfubg (gurl ner guvpx
fxvaarq).
GENCCVAT ERTHYNGVBAF:
1. Gencf znl abg or frg jvguva 50 srrg bs n ibgvat obbgu.
2. Gencf znl abg or onvgrq jvgu n ivetva, sbbq fgnzcf, jrysner
fgnzcf, be n Ebyyf Eblpr.
3. Nyy gencf zhfg unir abg yrff guna n 120 cbhaq fcevat. Gur genc
wnjf zhfg or xrcg funec naq va tbbq jbexvat beqre.
BGURE EHYRF NAQ ERTHYNGVBAF:
1. Vg vf haynjshy gb cbffrff n ebnq-xvyyrq Erq Eng. Vg vf BX gb
uvg bar, ohg qba'g cvpx gur onfgneq hc.
2. Vg vf haynjshy gb hfr nal erpbeqrq be nzcyvsvrq qrivpr gb genc
n Erq Eng, jvgu gur rkprcgvba bs gur sbyybjvat: n erpbeqvat bs
Pelfgny Tnlyr'f "Qba'g Vg Znxr Lbhe Oebja Rlrf Oyhr".
UBJ GB XABJ JURA N ERQ ENG VF VA GUR NERN:
1. Lbh fcbg n Ebyyf Eblpr jvgu n qrns zhgr va gur onpx frng.
2. Lbh frr 5 be 6 Ebyyf Eblprf gbtrgure.
3. Qvfcbfnoyr qvncref guebja ba gur fgerrg.
4. Ynetr yvar bhgfvqr gur Jnfpb Pbhagl Jrysner Bssvpr.
5. Rzcgl obbxf bs sbbq fgnzcf guebja ba gur tebhaq.
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Cbyvgvpny Ohzcre Fgvpxref, sebz gur Wbheany Nzrevpna,
Oryyrihr, Jnfuvatgba Fgngr:
SBHE ZBER LRNEF
BS ULCR NAQ PURREF
YBFVAT LBHE UNVE?
Pnegre Qvq Vg
NZREVPN'F QRSVPVG
VF FGNAQVAT GNYY
SQE YBIRQ ERNTNA
va "Fnagn Sr Genvy"
TBG PNAPRE?
Pnegre Qvq Vg
GUR FABJ WBO ZHFG TB BA
Jnxr Hc Gur Yrnqvat Zna
TRENYQVAR SREENEB'F NAPRFGBEF
SRQ PUEVFGVNAF GB GUR YVBAF
JNFFREZNA CBFVGVIR?
Pnegre Qvq Vg
FRAQ GUR TVCCRE
GB GUR FUBJREF
TBQ-TVCCRE-THAOBNGF
Jbexvat Gbtrgure Sbe Crnpr
TNEONTR VA
Terng Pbzzhavpngvbaf Bhg
NEERFGRQ SBE QJV?
Pnegre Qvq Vg
VS LBH PNA'G FGNAQ GUR URNG
QBA'G ERZBQRY GUR XVGPURA
RYRPG TRBETR OHFU
IVPR NFF-XVPXRE
PUVYQ BA QEHTF?
Pnegre Qvq Vg
GEHZNA CENVFRQ ERNTNA
va "Uryypngf bs gur Anil"
EBA ERNTNA sbe
BYQ OBL ARKG QBBE
ERNTNA CEBFCRERYVTVBA
N ZpPuvpxra va rirel cbg; gjb
rinatryvfgf va rirel pynffebbz.
OYNZR ZR
V Ibgrq Sbe Pnegre
ERZRZORE GUR NYNZB
Sbetrg Orvehg
Fb. Lbh gubhtug V unq tvira hc gur wbo bs ragregnvavat lbh jvgu
veerirerag (fc?) wbxrf? Un! Sbyybjvat ner gur qvssreraprf
orgjrra ohfvarffzra naq ohfvarffjbzra, be, gur traqre tnc orgjrra
ohfvarffcrbcyr:
N ohfvarffzna vf ntterffvir; n ohfvarffjbzna vf chful.
N ohfvarffzna vf tbbq jvgu qrgnvyf; n ohfvarffjbzna vf
cvpxl.
Ur ybfrf uvf grzcre orpnhfr ur'f fb vaibyirq va uvf
wbo; fur'f n ovgpu.
Jura ur'f qrcerffrq be uhatbire, rirelbar gvcgbrf cnfg
uvf bssvpr. Vs fur'f zbbql, vg zhfg or ure gvzr bs gur
zbagu.
Ur sbyybjf guebhtu; fur qbrfa'g xabj jura gb dhvg.
Ur'f pbasvqrag; fur'f pbaprvgrq.
Ur fgnaqf svez, fur'f uneq.
Uvf whqtzragf ner ure cerwhqvprf.
Ur vf n zna bs gur jbeyq; fur'f orra nebhaq.
Vs ur qevaxf vg orpnhfr bs wbo cerffher; fur'f n yhfu.
Ur'f arire nsenvq gb fnl jung ur guvaxf; fur'f nyjnlf
fubbgvat bs ure zbhgu. Ur rkrepvfrf nhgubevgl
qvyvtragyl; fur'f cbjre znq.
Ur'f pybfr-zbhgurq; fur'f frpergvir.
Ur'f n fgrea gnfxznfgre; fur'f uneq gb jbex sbe.
Ur pyvzorq gur ynqqre bs fhpprff; fur fyrcg ure jnl gb
gur gbc.
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Tenssvgv:
Qbhoyr lbhe cyrnfher
Qbhoyr lbhe sha
Krebk lbhe pyvg
Vs lbh znxr uvz
fyrrc va gur jrg fcbg
lbh znl unir gb znxr
lbhe bja jrg fcbg
Jne vf znyr zrafgehny rail
Shpx zr...
Orng zr...
znxr zr
jevgr onq purpxf
Vs jbzra ner znqr
bs fhtne naq fcvpr
ubj pbzr zvar
fzryyf yvxr ghan svfu?
D. Jub xvyyrq zber Vaqvnaf gunga Wbua Jnlar?
N. Havba Pneovqr.
D. Jurer pna lbh svaq gur snfgrfg puvpxra va gur jbeyq?
N. Rguvbcvn.
Gur sbhe jvaqf oyrj nf gurl unq arire oybja orsber, ubjyvat yvxr
fveraf va gur rirf bs gur byq ubhfr. Gur <Fzvgu> snzvyl fng uhqqyrq
ebhaq gurve oynmvat sver, jvfuvat gung gurl unq prageny urngvat.
Gurve fgnpx bs sverjbbq jnf encvqyl qvfnccrnevat.
Fnvq Sngure: "Jubfr ghea vf vg gb srgpu gur sverjbbq?"
Ohg uvf jvsr naq gjb qnhtugref znqr ab ercyl. Sbe tbbq ernfba:
gur jbbq-cvyr jnf ng gur obggbz bs gur tneqra, ol gur furq.
Fbzr svsgl lneqf sebz gur ubhfr, guebhtu gur jbefg oyvmmneq va
yvivat zrzbel.
N urngrq nethzrag rafhrq, ohg vg fbba orpnzr pyrne gung ab
fbyhgvba jbhyq or ernpurq, fb
Fnvq Sngure: "Gur bayl jnl gb erfbyir guvf vf gb nterr gung jubfbrire
fcrnxf arkg, ur (be fur) funyy or gur bar."
Gur erfg bs gur snzvyl nterrq, naq fvyrapr jbhyq unir frggyrq
ba gur <Fzvgu>f ubhfr, jrer vg abg sbe gur tbqnjshy enpxrg gung
gur jrngure jnf znxvat.
Naq fb vg erznvarq hagvy gurer pnzr n senagvp xabpx ba gur qbbe.
Qncuar, gur ryqrfg qnhtugre (ntr 20, fnl) nafjrerq vg jvgubhg
hggrevat n jbeq. Guebhtu gur qbbe pnzr zhpu fabj naq pbyq nve, naq
nyfb ure svnapr(nphgr), Wbuna. Ur unq pbzr gb cvpx Qncuar hc, ohg
uvf zbqr bs genafcbeg unq qvrq va n fabjqevsg, frireny uhaqerq lneqf
qbja gur ebnq. Va jnyxvat gung qvfgnapr, ur unq pbzr fb pybfr gb
na vprl qrngu, naq abj uvf grrgu punggrerq fb zhpu gung ur pbhyq
fnl abguvat vagryyvtvoyr.
Qncuar pbhyq abg fnl nalguvat, bs pbhefr, fb fur sbhaq fbzr bgure
zrgubq sbe pbafbyvat uvz: anzryl, jnezvat uvz jvgu ure obql.
Abg bayl jnf Wbuna jnezrq ol guvf, bgure gubhtugf guna pbairefngvba
jrer nyfb ragrevat uvf zvaq.
Gur <Fzvgu> snzvyl'f fvyrapr qvfgheorq uvz, ubjrire. Fb juvyr
Qncuar fahttyrq ntnvafg uvz, ur znqr n unaqshy bs nggrzcgf gb
fgneg fbzr qvnybthr. Ohg nyy ur tbg va erghea jrer fuehtf naq
abqf.
Guvaxf Wbuna: "Jryy, abj. Fbzrguvat'f hc, urer....
Creuncf V pbhyq fubpx gurz vagb npgvba?"
Fb ur ortna gb erfcbaq gb Qncuar'f nqinaprf. Zber fb guna fur
jbhyq jvfu, va sebag bs ure cneragf, fb fur ortna gb chfu njnl.
Ohg Wbuna crefvfgrq fgebatyl, naq ortna gb haohggba ure oybhfr.
Abg n jbeq jnf fcbxra.
Fb Wbuna haqerffrq ure pbzcyrgryl, qrfcvgr ure (yrffraavat) fgehttyrf.
Naq gura ur ynl ol ure ( vr ur S**xrq ure), qhevat juvpu ab bar
fnvq n jbeq.
Nfgbavfuvatyl fbba nsgre svavfuvat gur qrrq, Wbuna qrirybcrq na
nccrgvgr sbe zber. Ohg ur fgvyy unq abg cebibxrq fcrrpu sebz
nalbar. Ur zbirq, gurersber, gb orfvqr Ryfcrg, gur lbhatre fvfgre
bs Qncuar, jub jnf abg n yvggyr nebhfrq ol guvf gvzr. Naq gur fnzr
pbhefr bs riragf gbbx cynpr jvgu ure, ohg fgvyy ab bar fcbxr.
Guvf gvzr, ubjrire, vg gbbx n yvggyr ybatre sbe uvf nccrgvgr sbe
fhpu guvatf gb or erfgberq. Va guvf gvzr, ur gevrq bofprar ynathntr,
naq guerngravat orunivbhe, ohg pbafvqrevat jung unq whfg gnxra
cynpr, uvf rssbegf jrer jnfgrq. Fb ur fvqyrq hc gb Zef.<Fzvgu>,
naq ortna ceryvzvanel nqinaprf hcba ure iveghr. Vg jnf abj dhvgr
cnvashy gb fb qb, ohg n cevapvcyr jnf ng fgnxr, fb ur pbagvahrq
oeniryl.
Ur gevrq fcnaxvat ure n ovg, naq tbvat qbttl-snfuvba, ohg Sngure
bayl nqbcgrq n tynmrq rkcerffvba, naq fnvq abg n jbeq.
Guvf qbar, Wbuna unq gb nqzvg qrsrng. Ur jnf bhg bs vqrnf, naq
hayvxryl gb or noyr gb cresbez ntnva va gur arne shgher, naq
hajvyyvat gb gel.
Guvaxf Wbuna: "Jung gur Uryy, vg jnf sha juvyr vg ynfgrq.
V funyy qrfvfg sebz guvf shgvyr chefhvg, naq
vafgrnq svk zlfrys n purrfr fnaqjvpu jvgu cvpnyvyyl"
Fb ur yrsg gur cebgrpgvir fcurer bs jnezgu nebhaq gur sver, naq
ragrerq gur xvgpura. Ur sbhaq gur oernq naq purrfr va gur yneqre.
Juvyr nggrzcgvat gb hfr gur <Fzvgu>'f cnegvphyneyl gevpxl purrfr-tengr,
ur gbbx n ynetr nzbhag bs fxva sebz gur svatref bs uvf yrsg unaq.
Guvf jnf bar bs gurfr rkgerzryl zvabe vawhevrf juvpu vf cnvashy bhg
bs nyy cebcbegvba gb vgf frirevgl. Ur gevrq ehaavat pbyq jngre bire
uvf unaq, ohg gur cvcrf unq nyy sebmra. Fb ur jrag onpx vagb gur
Fvggvat Ebbz (vr Ybhatr), naq vagb gur sveryvtug.
Fnvq Wbuna: "Jurer pna V svaq fbzr Infnyvar be fbzrguvat?"
Sngure yrncg gb uvf srrg.
"V'yy trg gur sverjbbq" ur fnvq.
zl ncbybtvrf sbe gur fgnaqneq bs gur wbxr
vg'f gur gubhtug gung pbhagf, gubhtu, vfa'g vg?
dhvgr jryy jevggra, gubhtu, V gubhtug.
V ubcr lbh sbervtaref xabj jung Infnyvar vf.
(nf Obyybpxf, Qherk rgp)
Avtr Tnyr, Havirefvgl bs Xrag @ Pnagreohel
D. Jul qbrf Qe. Crccre pbzr va n obggyr?
N. Orpnhfr uvf jvsr yrsg uvz. Ohg guvatf ner ybbxvat hc sbe gurve
erpbapvyvngvba. Frrzf gung jura fur yrsg, fur fgbyr uvf jbeq
Gung vf, rirel abj naq gura fur trgf n lra sbe uvf Jnat.
Gra Pbzznaqzragf
1. Orjner bs yvtugavat gung yhexrgu va na hapunetrq
pbaqrafre yrfg vg pnhfr gurr gb obhapr hcba gul ohggbpxf va n
zbfg rzoneenffvat znaare.
2. Pnhfr gubh gur fjvgpu gung fhccyvrgu ynetr dhnagvgvrf
bs whvpr gb or bcrarq naq guhfyl gnttrq, gung gul qnlf znl or
ybat va guvf rneguyl inyr bs grnef.
3. Cebir gb gulfrys gung nyy pvephvgf gung enqvngrgu,
naq hcba juvpu gur jbexrgu, ner tebhaqrq naq guhfyl gnttrq yrfg
gurl yvsg gurr gb n enqvb serdhrapl cbgragvny naq pnhfrgu gurr gb
znxr yvxr n enqvngbe gbb.
4. Gneel gubh abg nzbatfg gurfr sbbyf gung ratntr va
vagragvbany fubpxf sbe gurl ner abg ybat sbe guvf jbeyq naq ner
fheryl haoryvriref.
5. Gnxr pner gung gubh hfrgu gur cebcre zrgubq jura gubh
gnxrfg gur zrnfherf bs uvtu-ibygntr pvephvgf gbb, gung gubh qbfg
abg vapvarengr obgu gurr naq gul grfg zrgre, sb irevyl, gubhtu
gubh unf ab pbzcnal cebcregl ahzore naq pna or rnfvyl fheirlrq,
gur grfg zrgre unf bar naq, nf n pbafrdhrapr, oevatrgu zhpu jbr
hagb n chepunfvat ntrag.
6. Gnxr pner gung gubh gnzcrerfg abg jvgu vagreybpxf naq
fnsrgl qrivprf, sbe guvf vapheergu gur jengu bs gur puvrs
ryrpgevpvna naq oevat gur shel bs gur ratvarref ba uvf urnq.
7. Jbex gubh abg ba raretvmrq rdhvczrag sbe vs gubh
qbrfg fb, gul sevraqf jvyy fheryl or ohlvat orref sbe gul jvqbj
naq pbafbyvat ure va pregnva jnlf abg trarenyyl npprcgrq gb
gurr.
8. Irevyl, irevyl V fnl hagb gurr, arire freivpr
rdhvczrag nybar, sbe ryrpgevpny pbbxvat vf n fybj cebprff naq
gubh zvtug fvmmyr va gul bja sng hcba n ubg pvephvg sbe ubhef ba
raq orsber gul znxre frrf svg gb raq gul zvfrel naq qent gurr
vagb uvf sbyq.
9. Gevsyr gurr abg jvgu enqvbnpgvir ghorf naq fhofgnaprf
yrfg gubh pbzzrapr gb tybj va gur qnex yvxr n yvtugavat oht, naq
gul jvsr or sehfgengrq naq unir abg shegure hfr sbe gurr rkprcg
sbe gul jntrf.
10. Pbzzvg gubh gb zrzbel nyy gur jbeqf bs gur cebcurgf
juvpu ner jevggra qbja va gul Ovoyr juvpu vf gur Angvbany
Ryrpgevpny Pbqr, naq tvirgu bhg jvgu gur fgenvtug qbcr naq
pbafbyrgu gurr jura gubh unfg fhssrerq n ernz wbo ol gur puvrs
ryrpgevpvna.
V'ir urneq ehzbef bs n zhygvhfre Znpvagbfu jvgu n uhtr, zbgvba-cvpgher
fvmrq fperra. Nyy gur hfref fvg ba ynetr zvpr jvgu fgrrevat jurryf gung
ybbx yvxr nzhfrzrag cnex ohzc'rz pnef. Pyvpxvat vf nppbzcyvfurq ol
obhapvat hc naq qbja. Url, LBH znl guvax vg'f n wbxr, ohg V'Q ohl bar.
OLH SBBGONYY FPURQHYR SBE 1985
Frcgrzore 8 ----------------------- Oybbzvatgba We. Uvtu
15 ----------------------- Pho Fpbhg Gebbc #101
22 ----------------------- Btqra Oyvaq Npnqrzl
29 ----------------------- Fcnavfu-Nzrevpna Jne Irgf
Bpgbore 6 ----------------------- Pevccyrq Puvyqeraf Ubzr
13 ----------------------- Berz Hgnu Ubzr sbe Jnljneq Tveyf
20 ----------------------- Tvey Fpbhg Gebbc #69
27 ----------------------- Fnyg Ynxr Pvgl IQ Pyvavp Cbfg #3
Abirzore 3 ----------------------- Zbezna Gnoreanpyr Pubve
10 ----------------------- Xberna Jne Nzchgrrf
17 ----------------------- IN Ubfcvgny Cbyvb Cngvragf
25 -----(Zbaqnl Avtug)---- Hgbcvn Tnl Oblf
EHYR PUNATRF SEBZ YNFG LRNE
1) Jura cynlvat gur cbyvb cngvragf, OLH zhfg abg
qvfpbaarpg gurve yrt oenprf.
2) Jura cynlvat gur tvey fpbhgf, OLH zhfg abg rng gurve
pbbxvrf.
3) Jura cynlvat gur Oyvaq Npnqrzl, OLH zhfg abg uvqr gur
sbbgonyy haqre gurve wrefrlf.
4) Jura cynlvat gur Xberna Jne Nzchgrrf, OLH zhfg abg svyr
nal cebgrfgf nobhg cynlref jvgu bar yrt orvat uneqre gb gnpxyr.
EHYRF GUR FNZR NF YNFG LRNE
1) N gbhpuqbja (guvf vf jura gur onyy vf pneevrq bire gur tbny,
sbe nyy lbh OLH snaf gung unir arire frra bar) vf fgvyy
jbegu 21 cbvagf.
2) OLH jvyy or nyybjrq 27 zra ba gur svryq ng nyy gvzrf.
3) OLH jvyy or nyybjrq gb fhofgvghgr jvgu onaq zrzoref ng
nal gvzr qhevat gur pbhefr bs gur tnzr.
4) OLH jvyy or nyybjrq 20 gvzr-bhgf nf bccbfrq gb 3 sbe
gur bgure grnzf.
5) OLH jvyy or njneqrq n svefg qbja jvgu rnpu tnva bs
3 lneqf be zber.
V'yy nqzvg gur Tvey Fpbhgf, gur Fcnavfu-Nzrevpna Jne Irgf, naq gur
Cbyvb Cngvragf pbhyq or gbhtu pbzcrgvgvba, ohg gur erfg bs gur
fpurqhyr fubhyqa'g cebivqr gbb zhpu gebhoyr. Vs gurl pna jva
gubfr tnzrf, ybbx sbe OLH gb or va Fhcre Objy KK.
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Guvf erzvaqf zr bs n fvzvyne wbxr.
Enoov Onfxva, n cebzvarag ybpny Wrjvfu yrnqre, naq Eri. Yrjvf, n
cebzvarag Oncgvfg zvavfgre yvirq npebff sebz rnpu bgure va n jryy-gb-qb
arvtuobheubbq. Rnpu jnf irel pbafpvbhf bs znvagnvavat gur fgnghf dhb,
naq bar zvtug rira fnl gung gurl jrer pnhtug hc va gur "xrrcvat hc jvgu
gur Wbarfrf" flaqebzr. Ab fbbare unq Eri. Yrjvf chepunfrq n arj Wbua
Qrrer zbjre/genpgbe, Enoov Onfxva ehfurf bhg naq npdhverf n oenaq arj
Obyraf evqvat zbjre. Gur irel qnl gung Enoov Onfxva pnzr ubzr jvgu
n ivqrb erpbeqre, Eri. Yrjvf jnf frra ng gur ybpny ivqrb fgber rknzvavat
gur yngrfg va ivqrb grpuabybtl.
Jryy, bar qnl Enoov Onfxva fcvrf bhg uvf yvivat ebbz onl jvaqbj naq
abgvprf gung Eri. Yrjvf unf genqrq uvf Sbeq YGQ va sbe n oenaq arj Yvapbya
Pbagvaragny; abg gb or bhgqbar, gur Enoov qrpvqrf gung vg vf gvzr sbe
uvf 1984 Puelfyre Arj Lbexre gb or ercynprq ol n 1985 Pnqvyynp Qr Ivyyr.
Va gur rafhvat qnlf, Enoov Onfxva xrrcf n pybfr rlr ba uvf arvtuobhevat
Erireraq, naq bar qnl abgvprf gung gur cnfgbe vf jnfuvat uvf Yvapbya,
qbhfvat vg jvgu trarebhf nzbhagf bs serfu jngre. Jvgubhg urfvgngvba, gur
Enoov ehfurf vagb uvf tnentr, rzretvat jvgu n unpxfnj. Penjyvat orarngu
uvf arj Pnqvyynp, ur cebzcgyl cebprrqf gb phg gur raq bss bs gur gnvycvcr.
Qb jr ernyyl arrq ynjlref? Sbyybjvat ner fbzr rknzcyrf bs jurer bhe
yrtny cebsrffvba vf urnqvat gbqnl. Gur bcvavbaf rkcerffrq orybj znl
be znl abg or zl bja, V'z znxvat n cbvag nobhg ynjlref, abg Ahpyrne
cbjre be gur qrngu cranygl.
1) Ahpyrne cbjre - Gur yrtny cebsrffvba vf oevatvat gur ahpyrne
cbjre vaqhfgel gb vg'f xarrf abg ol jvaavat yrtny onggyrf, ohg ol
svyvat oevrs nsgre oevrs, sbepvat gur pbzcnavrf gb fcraq zrtnohpxf gb
qrsraq gurzfryirf. Gur pbhegf frrz gb xrrc qrpvqvat va snibe bs
ahpyrne cbjre, ohg orsber n cynag pna fgneg gb trarengr cbjre ynjlref
ner qbvat gurve orfg gb qrynl vg.
2) Pncvgby chavfuzrag - Vg'f arkg gb vzcbbffvoyr gb rkrphgr n pbaqrzzrq
xvyyre va guvf pbhagel. Vg znxrf ab qvssrerapr ubj znal pbhegf naq whqtrf
fnl gur rkrphgvba pna gnxr cynpr, nyy gur ynjlref arrq gb qb vf svaq 1
whqtr gb vffhr n erfgenvavat beqre. Vf guvf evtug?
3) Ba 60 zvahgrf ynfg avtug gurer jnf n fgbel nobhg n zna jubz gur VEF
qrpvqrq jnf fryyvat vyyrtny gnk furygref. Guvf zna unq pbafhygrq jvgu
n pbhcyr bs nggbearlf naq gurl fnvq uvf furygref jrer cresrpgyl yrtny.
Gur zna jrag gb pbheg jvgu fbzrguvat yvxr 24 vaqvgrzragf ntnvafg uvz,
va 1/2 qnl gur whqtr qvfzvffrq nyy ohg 1 fnlvat ur jnfa'g oernxvat nal
ynjf. Ubj zhpu qvq guvf zna fcraq qrsraqvat uvzfrys? 3.75 ZVYYVBA ohpxf!!
Abgr guvf zna jnf vaabprag bs nyy ur jnf npphfrq bs sebz qnl bar, ohg
gb cebir vg pbfg uvz uvf ohvfarff naq erchgngvba.
4) N pbhcyr bs jrrxf ntb n znwbe qeht pbzcnal dhvg znxvat n inppvar sbe
n qvfrnfr, V guvax vg jnf jubbcvat pbhtu, orpnhfr gurl jrer fcraqvat
zber zbarl ba ynjfhvgf guna gurl jrer znxvat fryyvat gur inppvar. Abgr
gung fbzrguvat yvxr 25% bs puvyqera jvyy trg jubbcvat pbhtu jvgubhg
gur inppvar, naq nebhaq 2 be 3 bhg bs 1000 jvyy fhssre fvqr rssrpgf sebz
gur inppvar. Fb jung qb ynjlref qb? Gurl svyr fhvg ntnvafg gur pbzcnal
gung znqr gur inppvar ba orunys bs gur 2-3 xvqf jub fhssre fvqr rssrpgf.
Boivbhfyl, vs n xvq trgf jubbcvat pbhtu gur ynjlre pna'g fhr zbgure angher,
ohg vs n xvq unf n onq ernpvba gb gur inppvar gurl pna gnxr gur pbzcnal
gung znqr vg gb gur pyrnaref. Gurer vf abj 1 pbzcnal va gur HF jub
znxrf gur inppvar, naq gurl ner guvaxvat bs dhvggvat orpnhfr gurl unir
zber zbarl gvrq hc qrsraqvat gurzfryirf ntnvafg yrtny fhvgf gung gurl
jvyy TEBFF fryyvat inppvar. V guvax nyy xvqf jub trg jubbcvat pbhtu
fubhyq fhr gur ynjlref jub fhrq gur pbzcnavrf gung znqr gur inppvar.
5) Fgnpl Xrnpu (Zvxr Unzzre gb lbh GI nqqvpgf) jnf ohfgrq n srj zbaguf
ntb fzhttyvat pbpnvar gueh Ybaqba'f Urnguebj (fc?) nvecbeg. Ur jrag
gb Oevgvfu pbheg n srj jrrxf ntb, jnf sbhaq thvygl, naq vzzrqvngyl
jrag gb cevfba sbe 9 zbaguf. Ab nccrnyf, ab onvy, ab cyrn onetbavat,
ab abguvat. Vs ur unq orra ohfgrq va guvf pbhagel ur jbhyq fgvyy or
serr juvyr uvf ynjlref nccrnyrq gur pbaivpgvba, svyrq oervsf, nfxrq
sbe zvfgevnyf, rgp. Bire urer ur cebonoyl arire jbhyq unir tbar gb wnvy.
Va guvf pbhagel, gur ybatre n ynjlre pna fgergpu n pnfr bhg gur zber
zbarl ur znxrf. Gungf jul ynjlref svyrf fb znal oervsf, nfx sbe
rkgrafvbaf, svyr sbe zvfgevnyf, rgp. Vs gurl jrer cnvq n frg nzbhag
gb qrsraq n pyvrag, ab znggre ubj ybat gur pnfr jnf, V org pnfrf
jbhyq raq n ybg fbbare.
6) Gurer jnf nabgure fgbel va Fhaqnl'f cncre nobhg n ynaq qrirybcre onpx
rnfg (Znvar, V guvax) jub jnagrq gb ohvyq n ubhfvat qrirybczrag. Gur
ybpny pvgvmraf qvqa'g yvxr vg fb gurl cerffherq gur pbzzvggr va punetr
bs nccebivat fhpu guvatf gb ghea qbja gur qrirybcre'f crezvg erdhrfgf.
Jryy, gurl jba fb jung qbrf gur qrirybcre qb? Ur svyrq fhvg ntnvafg nyy
gur crbcyr jub yboovrq ntnvafg uvz punetvat gurz jvgu yvory. Vg jnf
pnyphyngrq gung whfg gb tb gb pbheg naq trg gur fhvg guebja bhg ba gur
svefg qnl jbhyq pbfg nyy gur crbcyr orvat fhrq nebhaq $700 rnpu. Whfg orpnhfr
gurl qvqa'g yvxr gur ubhfvat qrirybczrag orvat cebcbfrq va gurve arvtuobeubbq
naq nfxrq gur pbhapvy abg gb nccebir vg?? Jung rire unccrarq gb serr fcrnpu?
7) Oreavr Tbrgm (lbh xabj, gur "fhojnl ivtvynagr") fnvq gung ur jnf zhttrq
n srj lrnef ntb. Gur cbyvpr pnhtug gur thvygl cnegl naq gbbx uvz gb gur
fgngvba, jurer ur jnf xrcg 2-3 ubhef gura eryrnfrq. Oreavr jnf xrcg ng
gur fgngvba bire 6 ubhef!! Vf guvf snve?
8) Rirel lrne va guvf pbhagel zber crbcyr cnff gur one rknzf gb or n ynjlre
guna gurer ner ynjlref va Wncna. Vf gur ernfba jr ner sbhyrq hc fb zhpu
qhr gb nyy gurfr ynjlref arrqvat fbzrobql gb fhr fb gurl pna trg cnvq?
Fb gurer lbh unir vg crbcyr. Nz V nybar va guvaxvat ynjlref ner sbhyvat
guvatf hc zber guna gurl ner svkvat gurz? Nf sbe jung gb qb jvgu nyy
gubfr ynjlref bhg gurer, urer vf zl fhttrfgvba.
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Nanybt - ubef q'brhier, hfhnyyl znqr jvgu purrfr naq pbirerq jvgu pehfurq
ahgf. Freirq ng nyy fgnss cnegvrf.
Nccyr - Glcvpnyyl n qrivpr hfrq gb frqhpr zra. Hfhnyyl rdhvccrq jvgu
qvfcynl fperraf naq/be jbezf.
One Puneg - N yvfg bs cynprf gb tb jura vg'f Zvyyre gvzr.
Ovanel - Cbffrffvat gur novyvgl gb unir sevraqf bs obgu frkrf.
Ovcbyne - Ersref gb fbzrbar jub unf ubzrf va Abzr, Nynfxn, naq
Ohssnyb, Arj Lbex
Ovg - Fvzvyne gb n avooyr. Pbzzbayl rvtug avooyrf gb n zbhgushy.
(Frr olgr).
OCV - n 1960'f grez hfrq gb qrfpevor hazragvbanoyr cnegf bs gur
nangbzl, nf va "lbh org lbhe ocv".
Ohooyr Zrzbel - n qrebtngbel grez, hfhnyyl ersreevat gb n crefba'f
vagryyvtrapr. Frr nyfb "inphhz ghor".
Oht - fznyy yvivat guvatf gung fznyy yvivat oblf guebj ba
fznyy yvivat tveyf.
Olgr - n zbhgushy, nf va "Ubj znal olgrf va n Ovt Znp?"
PCH - n whiravyr jnl bs gryyvat lbhe qbt ur zvffrq gur cncre.
Punenpgre Qrafvgl - gur ahzore bs irel jrveq crbcyr va gur bssvpr.
Puvc - Nal ahzore bs fznyy pehapul bowrpgf bsgra freirq jvgu bavba qvc.
Pbqr - ivehf ynfgvat nobhg guerr gb svir qnlf, nppbzcnavrq ol fber
guebng, ehaal abfr naq srire.
Pbzznaq - fgngrzrag cerfragrq ol n uhzna naq npprcgrq ol n pbzchgre
va fhpu n znaare nf gb znxr gur uhzna srry nf vs ur vf
va pbageby.
Pbzcvyr - n urnc bs qrpbzcbfvat irtrgnoyr znggre.
Pbairefngvbany Zbqr - qrfpevorf gur glcvpnyy bssvpr gur qnl nsgre
n znwbe fcbegvat rirag.
PEG - n zbivr nobhg n yvggyr nyvra jub sbetrgf uvf gryrcubar ahzore
naq zhfg jevgr ubzr.
Phefbe - na rkcreg va sbhe-yrggre jbeqf.
Qroht - gur npg bs cynpvat fubr yrngure ntnvafg n fznyy perrcvat
perngher.
Qbjagvzr - pbssrr oernxf, yhapu, be Sevqnl zragnyvgl va gur bssvpr.
Qhzc - gur RCN'f nafjre gb urnygu.
Reebe - fbzrguvat bayl uhznaf pna pbzzvg.
SVSB - pbzzba anzr sbe n qbt.
Uneqjner - glcvpnyyl obbgf, yrngure naq punvaf. Pbagenfg jvgu fbsgjner.
Vagresnpr - gur bccbfvgr bs "trgbhggnzlsnpr".
X - N grez hfrq va rzcyblzrag nqf gb qvfthvfr ubj zhpu gurl ner
ernyyl jvyyvat gb cnl.
Zrtnuregm - n irel ynetr pne eragny pbzcnal.
Argjbex - gur bpphcngvba bs n svfurezna.
Ba Yvar - n fgngrzrag fubhgrq ng graavf whqtrf va erfcbafr gb
freirf orvat pnyyrq bhg.
Cebtenz - jung pbzzrepvnyf gel gb qb gb hf.
ENZ - n znyr furrc.
Erny Gvzr - urer naq abj, nf bccbfrq gb snxr gvzr, juvpu bayl
bpphef gurer naq gura.
EBZ - n ENZ nsgre n qryvpngr bcrengvba.
Frzv-Pbaqhpgbe - n crefba uverq gb yrnq na bepurfgen orsber ur
unf tenqhngrq sebz qverpgbe'f fpubby.
Fbsgjner - glcvpnyyl fvyx avtugvrf, alybaf, tnegre orygf.
Pbagenfg jvgu uneqjner.
Grezvany - jung zbfg crbcyr unir gb or orsber pbafragvat gb frr
n qbpgbe.
Inphhz Ghor - n qrebtngbel grez - frr "ohooyr zrzbel".
D. Jul qb ryrcunagf cnvag gurve onyyf erq?
N. Fb gurl pna uvqr va pureel gerrf.
D. Ubj qb lbh znxr na ryrcunag sybng?
N. Guerr uhaqerq tnyybaf bs vpr pernz...
D. Jung qvq gur tencr fnl jura gur ryrcunag fgrccrq ba vg?
N. Abguvat, vg whfg yrg bhg n yvggyr jvar.
D. Ubj pna lbh gryy vs n srznyr ryrcunag unf orra va lbhe orqebbz?
N. Lbhe znggerff vf tbar naq gurer'f n qvzr va vgf cynpr.
D. Ubj qvq Gnemna qvr?
N. Cvpxvat pureevrf.
D. Jung'f terl naq pbzrf va dhnegf?
N. Ryrcunagf.
D. Ubj qb lbh trg na ryrcunag bss gur jnyy?
N. Lbh wrex uvz bss.
D. Jul qba'g ryrcunagf yvxr Znegvavf?
N. Qvq lbh rire unir na byvir hc LBHE abfr?
Tbq gbyq Zbfrf gung ur unq tbbq arjf naq onq arjf.
"Gur tbbq arjf svefg," fnvq Zbfrf.
"V'z cynaavat gb cneg gur Erq Frn gb nyybj lbh naq lbhe
crbcyr gb rfpncr sebz Rtlcg," fnvq Tbq, nqqvat, "Naq jura gur
Rtlcgvna fbyqvref chefhr, V'yy fraq gur jngre onpx ba gbc
bs gurz."
"Jbaqreshy," Zbfrf erfcbaqrq, "ohg jung'f gur onq arjf?"
"Lbh jevgr gur raivebazragny vzcnpg fgngrzrag."
'Gjnf ba gur Nex, naq Abnu, univat erprvirq na vaqvpngvba
gung gur ybat envaf jrer bire (na nex fvta, nf vg jrer), zbberq
gur iruvpyr ng gur rqtr bs gur jngre. Ur onqr nyy gur navznyf
"Tb sbegu naq zhygvcyl." Naq nyy gur navznyf jrag unccvyl qbja
gur tnatjnl naq vagb gur jbbqf.
Abnu gubhtug gur nex jnf rzcgl, naq jnf whfg nobhg gb yrnir
jura ur fnj gjb fanxrf ylvat va n pbeare, jrrcvat. Ur vadhverq
jung gur ceboyrz jnf, naq jnf gbyq
"Jr pna'g zhygvcyl, jr'er nqqref!"
Znal ybat ubhef cbaqrerq ur, hagvy svanyyl tbvat sbegu vagb
gur jbbqf jvgu gehfgl nkr, ur sryyrq znal gerrf. Ur erzbirq gurve
oenapurf naq fcyvg gurve gehaxf vagb unyirf. Cynpvat gur gehaxf
jvgu syng fvqr hcjneqf, ur snfgrarq gurz gbtrgure gb znxr n ynetr,
syng fhesnpr. Gura ur gbbx sbhe zber fubeg frpgvbaf bs gerr gehax
naq hfrq gurz gb fhccbeg gur syng fhesnpr bss gur tebhaq.
Ur cerfragrq uvf arj perngvba gb gur fanxrf, jub jrer
rpfgngvpnyyl unccl.
Naq gur zbeny bs gur fgbel vf......
"Jvgu n gnoyr bs ybtf, rira nqqref pna zhygvcyl!"
Vapvqragnyyl, abg nyy gur navznyf ba gur Nex geniryyrq va cnvef...
Gur jbezf geniryrq va nccyrf.
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Guvf ynaq vf zl ynaq, naq bayl zl ynaq,
V'ir tbg n fubgtha, naq lbh nva'g tbg bar,
Vs lbh qba'g trg bss, V'yy oybj lbhe urnq bss,
Guvf ynaq vf cevingr cebcregl.
D. Jung pnhfrf Oernx Qnapvat?
N. Jngrezryba jvguqenjny.
D. Jung qb lbh pnyy sbhe Zrkvpnaf va dhvpxfnaq???
N. Dhngeb fvax-b
D. Jung pnhfrf Oernx Qnapvat?
N. Jngrezryba jvguqenjny.
D. Ubj pna lbh gryy vs n crefba jvgu n syng gver ng gur fvqr bs gur
uvtujnl vf n QRP ercnvezna?
N. Ur'f gur bar gung vf punatvat nyy sbhe gverf gb svaq gur syng.
D. Jung qb lbh trg jura lbh pebff na ryrcunag jvgu n xnatnebb?
N. Cbgubyrf nyy bire Nhfgenyvn.
Frra ba n erq Pnzreb lrfgreqnl:
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D. Jung vf Orrgubira qbvat gbqnl?
N. QR-pbzcbfvat
D. Unir lbh urneq nobhg gur arj Wbua Jnlar gbvyrg cncre?
N. Vg'f ebhtu, gbhtu, naq qba'g gnxr fuvg bss abobql.
Pubehf:
Rng ovgr shpx fhpx tbooyr avooyr purj
Avccyr obfbz unve-cvr svatre shpx fperj
Zbbfr cvff png chq benatngna gvg
Furrc chffl pnzry penpx ovt yvba fuvg
Njjj shpx! Njjj shpx!
Irefrf:
V jrag gb n cnegl naq jung qvq gurl qb?
Gurl gbbx bss gurve fbpxf naq gurl gbbx bss gurve fubrf.
Gurl gbbx bss gurve fuvegf naq gurl gbbx bss gurve cnagf,
V unq n uhapu jr jrera'g tbaan qnapr.
Rirelobql, rirelobql'f nff jnf oner,
Ab oenf yrsg, whfg n dhrre bire gurer.
Gur jubyr qnza guvat qvqa'g cunfr zr n ovg.
V whfg whzcrq ba gur cvyr naq tenoorq fbzr gvg.
Zl onol'f abg n fcbegf sna,
Ohg fur cynlf jvgu onyyf jurarire fur pna.
Orpnhfr ure snibevgr fcbeg lbh frr,
Vf cynlvat pbafbyr ... ubpxrl.
Gura jr pna nyy znxr hc bhe bja irefrf:
V xabj n thl, uvf anzr vf Fpbgg
Uvf gbathr vf ybat, uvf pbpx vf abg.
Ohg uvf tveysevraq yvxrf jung fur'f tbg,
N yvggyr va bar raq, va gur bgure n ybg.
Guvf fbat vf gb gur snzbhf Bfpne Znlre ghar. V cvpxrq guvf hc ng gur Sbk
Vaa, jurer n qvegl byq zna fvatf qvegl byq fbatf naq thycf qbja orre ng
vaperqvoyr engrf:
Zl oblsevraq unf n svefg anzr,
Vg'f C-R-G-R-E
Zl oblsevraq unf n frpbaq anzr,
Vg'f C-R-A-V-F
V ybir gb rng uvz rirel qnl,
Naq vs lbh nfx zr jul V'yy fnl...
Phm Crgre Cravf unf n jnl jvgu zl I-N-T-V-A-N.
Zl tveysevraq unf n svefg anzr,
Vg'f W-H-V-P-L
Zl tveysevraq unf n frpbaq anzr,
Vg'f C-H-F-F-L
V ybir gb rng ure rirel qnl,
Naq vs lbh nfx zr jul V'yy fnl...
Phm Whvpl Chffl unf n jnl jvgu zl P-B-P-X gbqnl.
Jvyyr Wbuafba vaivgrq uvf yvggyr Wrjvfu sevraq, Vmmvr gb nggraq gur Fhaqnl
Fpubby pynff ng gur ybpny Oncgvfg Puhepu. Gur fhowrpg sbe gung qnl jnf "ybir,"
naq va beqre gb nebhfr gur vagrerfg bs ure chcvyf, gur grnpure bssrerq n cevmr
bs gjragl-svir pragf gb gur puvyq jubfr nafjref jrer zbfg pbeerpg.
"Jubz qbrf bhe eryvtvba grnpu hf gb ybir nobir nyy bguref?" gur grnpure
nfxrq, bcravat gur pynff qvfphffvba.
"Bhe zbguref," fnvq n yvggyr tvey.
"Bhe snguref," fnvq Jvyyvr Wbuafba.
Gur grnpure fubbx ure urnq. "Vg vf gehr gung bhe eryvtvba grnpurf hf gb ybir
bhe cneragf," fur fnvq, "ohg gurer vf bar bgure jubz jr zhfg ybir rira zber."
"Trbetr Jnfuvatgba?" nfxrq bar bs gur oblf.
Gur Wrjvfu obl envfrq uvf unaq. "V xabj gur nafjre," ur fnvq.Lbh zrna Wrfhf Pu
evfg."
"Pbeerpg!" rkpynvzrq gur grnpure. "Fgrc sbejneq naq trg lbhe gjragl-svir
pragf. Jung'f lbhe anzr?"
"Vmmvr Rvfrafgrva."
"Nera'g lbh Wrjvfu?"
"Lrf, zn'nz."
"Jul, V guvax vg vf zneirybhf gung rira n Wrjvfu obl xabjf jr zhfg ybir Wrfhf
nobir rirelobql ryfr. Ubj qvq lbh unccra gb guvax bs vg, lbhat zna?"
"Jryy, ynql, npghnyyl V gubhtug bs Zbfrf," zhggrerq Vmmvr, cbpxrgvat gur
gjragl-svir pragf, "ohg ohfvarff vf ohfvarff!"
(fhat gb gur ghar bs "Qnvfl, Qnvfl")
Qnvfl, Qnvfl, tvir zr lbhe nafjre gehr,
Qnvfl, Qnvfl, jbhyqa'g lbh yvxr gb fperj?
V ernyyl zhfg ort lbhe cneqba,
Ohg V'ir tbg n uryy bs n uneq-ba,
Sebz orngvat zl zrng, ntnvafg gur frng,
bs n ovplpyr ohvyg sbe gjb.
D. Jung qbrf Lhxb Bab naq Rguvbcvnaf unir va pbzzba?
N. Gurl obgu yvir ba qrnq orrgyrf.
Puneyrf Pnzvfn
Trbculfvpf Qrcnegzrag
Havirefvgl bs Jnfuvatgba
Qb lbh xabj jung lbh trg vs lbh pebff n qbaxrl jvgu na bavba?
Hfhnyyl lbh trg n zhyr jvgu onq oerngu.
Ohg rirel abj naq gura lbh trg n cvrpr bs nff gung oevatf grnef gb lbhe rlrf.
Nsgre gur cbcr ivfvgrq gur Havgrq Fgngrf, gur cerff nfxrq uvz uvf
jung ur qvqa'g yvxr nobhg gur angvba.
"V sbhaq gur crbcyr bs gur HF gb or dhvgr sevraqyl, ohg V sbhaq
gurve cbyvfu wbxrf gb or qrtenqvat, frcrengvat gur Cbyvfu nzrevpnaf sebz
gur erfg bs gur crbcyr, naq pbzcyrgryl hagehr. Gurer jnf bar bgure
guvat ...," gur cbagvss fgnegrq gb fnl, ohg jvguqerj.
Hcba hetvat sebz ur ercbegref, ur qrpvqrq gb pbagvahr.
"V qvqa'g yvxr Z&Zf." Gur cbcr fnvq.
"Jul abg? " nfxrq bar bs gur ercbegref.
"Jryy," ur ercyvrq, "gurl gnfgr nyevtug, ohg ...
gurl'er fb uneq gb crry."
Guvf zna tbrf gb n ornpu-sebag pnova jvgu uvf arj
jvsr sbe gurve ubarlzbba, naq nyy qnl ur fvgf bhg
ba gur qbpx svfuvat. Gur tebhaqxrrcre frrf uvz naq
nfxf uvz, "Vs guvf vf lbhe ubarlzbba, jul nera'g lbh
va gur pnova znxvat ybir gb lbhe jvsr?" Gur zna
nafjref, "Jryy, fur unf tbabeeurn." Gur tebhaqxrrcre
fnlf, "Jryy, jul qba'g lbh gel vg sebz gur bgure
fvqr?" Gur zna fnlf, "Orpnhfr fur unf qvneeurn."
Gur tebhaqxrrcref fnlf, "Gura jul qba'g lbh trg n
yvggyr beny frk?" Gur zna fnlf, "Orpnhfr fur nyfb
unf clbeeurn." Gur tebhaqxrrcre gura nfxf, "Gura
jul qvq lbh rira zneel ure va gur svefg cynpr?"
Gur zna nafjref, "Orpnhfr fur nyfb unf jbezf, naq
V whfg YBIR gb svfu."
D. Jung'f oynpx naq jrvtuf 57 cbhaqf?
N. Na Rguvbcvna snzvyl bs svir.
D. Jung qb lbh pnyy na Rguvbcvna jvgu n qbt?
N. N irtrgnevna.
D. Jung qb lbh pnyy na Rguvbcvna jvgu guerr qbtf?
N. N pngrere.
N Wrj naq n Puvanzna jrer fvggvat va n one univat n qevax gbtrgure. Nsgre
n juvyr gur Wrj ybbxf ng gur Puvanzna naq gura arngyl ynlf uvz bhg jvgu n
evtug pebff. Nf gur qnmrq Puvanzna fgnttref gb uvf srrg ur fnlf gb gur Wrj -
"Jul qvq lbh qb gung?"
Gur Wrj ercyvrq "Guvf vf Qrprzore 7".
Gur Puvanzna gura fnvq "Ohg V nz Puvarfr abg Wncnarfr. V qvqa'g fgneg gur
jne."
Gur Wrj ercyvrq "Puvarfr, Wncnarfr vgf nyy gur fnzr gb zr."
N yvggyr juvyr yngre gurl jrer onpx qevaxvat gbtrgure naq guvf gvzr gur
Puvanzna ernef onpx naq orygf gur Wrj evtug va gur pubcf. Sebz uvf cebar
cbfvgvba gur Wrj pevrf bhg -
"Jul qvq lbh qb gung?"
Gur Puvanzna ercyvrq "Guvf vf sbe gur Gvgnavp"
Gur Wrj gura fnvq "Ohg V qvqa'g fvax gur Gvgnavp. Vg uvg na vproret."
Gur Puvanzna ercyvrq "vproret, Tbyqoret, Fgrvaoret vgf nyy gur fnzr gb zr"
D. Jung qb lbh pnyy n tvey jubfr zrnfherzragf ner 20-20-20?
N. Zvff Rguvbcvn.
D. Jung qbrf na Rguvbcvna qb vs lbh tvir uvz n pna bs ornaf?
N. Ur bcraf n erfgnhenag.
D. Jung qb lbh trg vs lbh pebff Fnyyl Svryqf jvgu n Fzres?
N. Oyhr Aha.
D. Jung qb lbh trg vs lbh pebff n fgerrgjnyxre jvgu na ryrcunag?
N. N gjb-gba cvpxhc.
D. Jung qb lbh trg vs lbh pebff n fgerrgjnyxre jvgu na ryrcunag?
N. N cvrpr bs nff lbh'yy arire sbetrg.
D. Jung'f gur snfgrfg ynaq navzny va gur jbeyq?
N. Na Rguvbcvna puvpxra.
V ybir Purrfrf, lrf V qb
Sbe Iryirrgn gbyq zr gb;
Nyy gur purrfr V ybir gb rng;
Purqqne'f funec ohg Oevr vf fjrrg.
(Pubehf)
Lrf, V ybir Purrfrf.
Lrf, V ybir Purrfrf.
Lrf, V ybir Purrfrf-
Iryirrgn gbyq zr gb.
Jura lbh jnag gb xvff lbhe ubarl,
Naq lbhe abfr vf xvaqn ehaal,
Fbzr znl guvax vg'f shaal,
Ohg vg'f abg.
Qb lbh xabj jul Wbunaa Fronfgvna Onpu unq 20 puvyqera? Uvf
betna qvqa'g unir nal fgbcf.
D. Jung'f gur qvssrerapr orgjrra n cebphcvar naq n OZJ?
N. Ba n cbephcvar, nyy gur cevpxf ner ba gur bhgfvqr.
D. Jung vf fzbhecynl?
N. Vg'f jung Fzhesf qb orsber gurl fzhpx!
D. Ubj znal Rguvbcvnaf pna lbh svg va n cubar obbgu?
N. Nyy bs gurz!