The USENET Song
Tom Frauenhofer
*** The USENET Song ***
Words: Throat Warbler Mangrove Music: Willy Nielson-Rating
Copyright (c) 1986 by a renegade band of beavers that have taken over the
Metropolitan Opera house in NYC for purposes that
are BETTER LEFT UNSAID! (Something about Slim Whitman,
a stapler, and rubber baby buggy bumpers. UGH!)
Note, note, note!
An "in-no-cent" note.
From it you quote
To go for my throat.
Flame, flame, flame!
You're notes inane!
Your argument is lame,
So I complain.
(Art Garfunkel chirps in: OOOOOOOOOOOH! My /dev/null is fu-ull!)
Note, note, note!
That's not what I WROTE!
You think that it's up to vote?
You creosote!
Flame, flame, flame!
Hang your head in shame!
You think that this is a game?
It's you I'd like to maim!
(A lisp hacker sings: Defun! Defun! Defun, it is gone!)
UU-C-P!
It's plain to see
If you mail it to me
It's postage free!
Net, net, net!
This song's ALL WET!
But don't you fret!
On this line, the end, I'll let.
********> THE END <********
- Tom Frauenhofer
...!seismo!rochester!ur-tut!tfra
BLOOM: You can't kill the actors! They're human beings!
BIALYSTOCK: Oh yeah? You ever eat with one?