Now you can not only have a touching scene of Christ's birth next
Christmas, but after the holidays are over you can eat everybody
involved.
"What happened to the baby Jesus?"
"Why are you asking me, Mommy? *burp*"
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Dave Kirby ( ...!ihnp4!akgua!cylixd!cylixb!dave)
(Yeah, I know it belongs properly in net.bizarre, but since that
newsgroup is defunct I decided to cross-post it to net.jokes where it
will inevitably draw its share of followup jokes and puns.)