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Wood-eye Joke

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Feb 23, 1982, 5:35:50 PM2/23/82
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Seems that once there was a man with a wooden eye. He was
very consciencious about it and seldom went out. One night,
however, he decided to go to a community dance. When he got
there, he saw everyone dancing except one girl far off in a
corner. She was kind of homely looking with buckteeth
and rather shy, but he decided to ask her for a dance anyway.
When he approached her, he said, "Care to dance?"

"Oh, would I, would I!!" she exclaimed.

"Buckteeth, buckteeth!" he yelled.

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