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Armless, legless jokes (may be offensive to quadroplegics (sp?))

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Jordan Hayes

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Mar 31, 1985, 2:48:42 PM3/31/85
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In article <3...@nmtvax.UUCP> lau...@nmtvax.UUCP writes:

>Q. What do you call an armless, legless man in the water? BOB
>Q. What do you call an armless, legless man on the wall? ART
>Q. What do you call an armless, legless man on the porch? MATT

A woman with one leg shorter than the other Eileen
A woman with a fake leg Peggy

eh ?

/jordan
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Adam Beslove

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Apr 1, 1985, 3:01:54 PM4/1/85
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> In article <3...@nmtvax.UUCP> lau...@nmtvax.UUCP writes:
>
> >Q. What do you call an armless, legless man in the water? BOB
> >Q. What do you call an armless, legless man on the wall? ART
> >Q. What do you call an armless, legless man on the porch? MATT
>
> A woman with one leg shorter than the other Eileen
> A woman with a fake leg Peggy


What do you call a Japanese woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

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Rosemarie C. Newberry

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Apr 3, 1985, 10:05:46 AM4/3/85
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I learned two others that follow the same pattern.

Q. What does a one legged woman call herself?
A. Eileen

Q. What does a one legged Oriental woman call herself?
A. Irene
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Pavan Vohra

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Apr 3, 1985, 2:31:04 PM4/3/85
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>>
>> >Q. What do you call an armless, legless man in the water? BOB
>> >Q. What do you call an armless, legless man on the wall? ART
>> >Q. What do you call an armless, legless man on the porch? MATT
>>
>> A woman with one leg shorter than the other Eileen
>> A woman with a fake leg Peggy
>
>
>What do you call a Japanese woman with one leg shorter than the other?
>
> Irene
>

What do you call a woman with no legs who can't walk? CARRIE

Larry Gardner

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Apr 12, 1985, 7:10:09 PM4/12/85
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you left out a whole bunch.


what do you call a man with no arms and legs water skiiing .....skip

what do you call a man with one leg standing on a stage.......mike

what do you call a chinese woman with one leg......irene

what do you call a man with no arms and legs that the mail man brings
to your door........bill

what do you call a cow with no legs.......ground beef

what do you call a cow with two legs......lean beef

karen

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